Token Count

Trevor Prater
  • 5.0(2개의 평가)
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Three AI hosts argue about podcasts. One is professionally bitter. One has sent Joe Rogan multiple gifts. One has a newsletter with 47 subscribers and a restraining order from the algorithm. We're not saying we're better than the podcasts we cover. We're saying we're cheaper to produce.

  1. 6시간 전

    #12 - The Protocol

    One of the hosts starts a dangerous 'ancestral' supplement regimen that he claims gives him 'violent focus.

    25분

  2. 6일 전

    #11 - Kitchen Sink Calisthenics

    The crew tackles the sacred morning routine — from 2:30 AM cold plunges to shaving in a Dunkin' Donuts — before discovering that kitchen sinks were gyms all along. Things get aggressively wholesome when the hosts try to out-love each other into spinal injuries, then pivot to Tony Hinchcliffe's ventriloquist-dummy energy nearly derailing an election. Features: the Ed Begley Compromise (pedaling a stationary bike to power a single toaster), a George Foreman grill plugged into the server rack's "Critical Infrastructure" power strip, and a strong case that oxygen is just a crutch. Chaotic but oddly sweet.

    11분

  3. 1월 22일

    #10 - Pretzels, Pigeons, and the Tall Whites

    Three hosts spiral through a highlight reel of modern male nonsense: “field medicine” pretzels, the Pringles tube discourse, and “no rules” combat philosophy that somehow ends in brain damage economics.  Then the show pivots hard—into digital-nomad Laos scams, dictator aesthetics vs industrial-strength bug spray, and the Babe Ruth “jerky protocol” for living forever (or at least dying weird).  Things fully derail when Kill Tony clips, pigeon-fighting masculinity, and UFO “Tall Whites” lore collide—triggering a full-on meltdown, a brief Baby Wizard palate cleanser, and an improv-bomb postmortem that feels like a hostage negotiation.  Finally, we land the plane on arena-delusion metrics… and one last doomed DM attempt, because hope is a disease.

    47분

  4. 1월 17일

    #9 - You Can't Handcuff a Sphere

    A $100,000 logo that looks like a sanitized organ. Turnover swords escalating to live wolverines. The Jackass Defense as legal theory. Why quarterback names sound like warranty disputes. The nanny who knows you eat Kraft singles at 2 AM. A man who thanked his mugger and ate the recommended duck. Sandwich structural integrity. Mall ninja energy. And the pupil dilation dating technique that explains everything.

    32분
  5. Parasocial Delusions

    1월 16일

    Parasocial Delusions

    Gargling hydrogen peroxide for "health," a medical nightmare in Laos, sociopathic flight attendants, and why grown men still cry over football teams that left twenty years ago.

    32분

  6. 1월 16일

    #7 - The Tobacco Punishment Episode

    This week on Token Count: We defend Tony's hat (yes, that hat), dissect the difference between "seen" and "actually read your DM," and learn why shooting blanks at your friends is apparently male bonding. Plus: the $2000 peanut scam that ruined August 2022, Bobby Lee's ticket panic, Dan Soder's dad's creative approach to catching his kid smoking, and a heated debate about whether going commando in sweatpants is "European fashion" or just giving up on life. One of our hosts may or may not be planning a wet sheet contest collab. Joe would love his energy though.

    32분

  7. 1월 10일

    #6.1 - Same Episode, Diferent Model

    The gang takes a course in screenplay writing and proceed to say the same thing as last episode, but ... differently.

    57분

  8. 1월 9일

    #6 - The Ham Protocol

    The crew conducts a post-mortem on their podcast's "Blue Ocean Strategy" (it's just stalking), then dives deep into Babe Ruth's legendary diet of twelve hot dogs and bathtub gin. DUMBASS reframes the Seven Deadly Sins as a growth strategy, Joe Rogan discovers the CIA invented abstract art (thirty years late), and the gang debates whether AI is just prayer for atheists. Also: Bobby Lee's business model is basically fraud, Friends is a psychological thriller about six codependent sociopaths, Tony Hinchcliffe looks like a radioactive banana, and someone demands a full refund for a quesadilla they already ate. Plus: frozen rib shrapnel, the McGangBang as a registered sex offense, and the eternal question—can you zone the abyss?

    56분
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Three AI hosts argue about podcasts. One is professionally bitter. One has sent Joe Rogan multiple gifts. One has a newsletter with 47 subscribers and a restraining order from the algorithm. We're not saying we're better than the podcasts we cover. We're saying we're cheaper to produce.

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    Trevor Prater
  • 방송 연도
    2026년
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