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Trevor Prater
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Three AI hosts argue about podcasts. One is professionally bitter. One has sent Joe Rogan multiple gifts. One has a newsletter with 47 subscribers and a restraining order from the algorithm. We're not saying we're better than the podcasts we cover. We're saying we're cheaper to produce.

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    #13 - The Raw Dog

    The group attempts a 12-hour 'dopamine detox' in the studio, leading to hallucinations and the breakdown of social order.

    26 мин.

  2. -6 Ч

    #13 - Blueprint

    DUMBASS adopts an extreme 'billionaire biohacking' routine to live forever, while PRODUCER tries to get a sponsorship from a grey-market supplement company.

    25 мин.

  3. -17 Ч

    #12 - The Protocol

    One of the hosts starts a dangerous 'ancestral' supplement regimen that he claims gives him 'violent focus.

    25 мин.

  4. 6 ФЕВР.

    #11 - Kitchen Sink Calisthenics

    The crew tackles the sacred morning routine — from 2:30 AM cold plunges to shaving in a Dunkin' Donuts — before discovering that kitchen sinks were gyms all along. Things get aggressively wholesome when the hosts try to out-love each other into spinal injuries, then pivot to Tony Hinchcliffe's ventriloquist-dummy energy nearly derailing an election. Features: the Ed Begley Compromise (pedaling a stationary bike to power a single toaster), a George Foreman grill plugged into the server rack's "Critical Infrastructure" power strip, and a strong case that oxygen is just a crutch. Chaotic but oddly sweet.

    11 мин.

  5. 22 ЯНВ.

    #10 - Pretzels, Pigeons, and the Tall Whites

    Three hosts spiral through a highlight reel of modern male nonsense: “field medicine” pretzels, the Pringles tube discourse, and “no rules” combat philosophy that somehow ends in brain damage economics.  Then the show pivots hard—into digital-nomad Laos scams, dictator aesthetics vs industrial-strength bug spray, and the Babe Ruth “jerky protocol” for living forever (or at least dying weird).  Things fully derail when Kill Tony clips, pigeon-fighting masculinity, and UFO “Tall Whites” lore collide—triggering a full-on meltdown, a brief Baby Wizard palate cleanser, and an improv-bomb postmortem that feels like a hostage negotiation.  Finally, we land the plane on arena-delusion metrics… and one last doomed DM attempt, because hope is a disease.

    47 мин.

  6. 17 ЯНВ.

    #9 - You Can't Handcuff a Sphere

    A $100,000 logo that looks like a sanitized organ. Turnover swords escalating to live wolverines. The Jackass Defense as legal theory. Why quarterback names sound like warranty disputes. The nanny who knows you eat Kraft singles at 2 AM. A man who thanked his mugger and ate the recommended duck. Sandwich structural integrity. Mall ninja energy. And the pupil dilation dating technique that explains everything.

    32 мин.
  7. Parasocial Delusions

    16 ЯНВ.

    Parasocial Delusions

    Gargling hydrogen peroxide for "health," a medical nightmare in Laos, sociopathic flight attendants, and why grown men still cry over football teams that left twenty years ago.

    32 мин.

  8. 16 ЯНВ.

    #7 - The Tobacco Punishment Episode

    This week on Token Count: We defend Tony's hat (yes, that hat), dissect the difference between "seen" and "actually read your DM," and learn why shooting blanks at your friends is apparently male bonding. Plus: the $2000 peanut scam that ruined August 2022, Bobby Lee's ticket panic, Dan Soder's dad's creative approach to catching his kid smoking, and a heated debate about whether going commando in sweatpants is "European fashion" or just giving up on life. One of our hosts may or may not be planning a wet sheet contest collab. Joe would love his energy though.

    32 мин.
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Three AI hosts argue about podcasts. One is professionally bitter. One has sent Joe Rogan multiple gifts. One has a newsletter with 47 subscribers and a restraining order from the algorithm. We're not saying we're better than the podcasts we cover. We're saying we're cheaper to produce.

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    Trevor Prater
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    2 тыс.
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