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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Weird AF News Jonesy

    • News
    • 4.7 • 188 Ratings

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

    Workers hired thugs to beat up boss for long hours. Polish priest held drug field orgies and then...

    Workers hired thugs to beat up boss for long hours. Polish priest held drug field orgies and then...

    Workers hire thugs to beat up manager for working them too much. Polish priest held drug field orgies with male prostitutes and then trouble. Burglar left a big one in toilet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.

    Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    • 16 min
    Man arrested for having sex with a car for three years. Tennessee okays teachers with guns in class.

    Man arrested for having sex with a car for three years. Tennessee okays teachers with guns in class.

    Man arrested for making love to a lady's car for three years nonstop. Bay Area train employees built secret homes in train stations. Tennessee passes a bill allowing public school teachers to be armed in classrooms. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.

    Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    • 15 min
    Goofy falls on top of woman, who sues Disney. Nuns eat potato chips and now the church is angry,

    Goofy falls on top of woman, who sues Disney. Nuns eat potato chips and now the church is angry,

    Woman sues Disney after Goofy falls on top of her. Ontario resident gets a vagina and a penis paid for by public. Commercial of nuns eating potato chips in place of communion wafers sparks outrage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.

    Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    • 16 min
    Man kills himself with his own poisonous pet snakes. Dead lady requested Grim Reaper at funeral.

    Man kills himself with his own poisonous pet snakes. Dead lady requested Grim Reaper at funeral.

    Man takes his own life using his pet snakes. Woman tips $1k because she believe the rapture was coming and then asked for her money back. Dead lady request Grim Reaper at her funeral. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.

    Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    • 17 min
    Florida woman claims God told her to shoot up a highway during eclipse. Drunk driving on 3 wheels?

    Florida woman claims God told her to shoot up a highway during eclipse. Drunk driving on 3 wheels?

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teens arrested for partying on top of a crane. Drunk Florida woman driving on three tires arrested. Florida pastor cancels autism awareness because he says it's demonic. Florida woman claims God told her to shoot the highway on the solar eclipse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.

    Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    • 17 min
    Testicles were shown on the news instead of solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in museum.

    Testicles were shown on the news instead of solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in museum.

    Mexican news station accidentally shows testicles shot instead of the solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in the art museum. Millennials and Gen Z are apparently splurging on groceries according to study. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.

    Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    • 28 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
188 Ratings

188 Ratings

JUDD1372537 ,

Jonesy I am so happy u exist you’re such a funny guy and when I grow up I might be a comedian

I was laughing my head of over the joke about the drug joke with the name judd cause that’s my name I’m 12 but Ï still I’ll love you’re show good luck with your life man

jayflats ,

Highly Recommended for Laughter

Seriously, you need this podacst in your life. The world is falling apart and Jonesy delivers the good, the bad and the Florida. When you need a pick me up… listen to this podacst!

Kym129 ,

Listen every day

I listen to Jonesy as part of my “flash briefing” on Alexa every day. The weird news is a great way to end my “normal news” feed with a laugh. Thanks for making my mornings fun and good luck with your life, man.

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