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Weird AF News Jonesy
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4.8 • 115 Ratings
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Florida Botox doctor drank Four Loko while injecting patients. No pants and a pistol tween his legs.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Botox doctor drank Four Loko while injecting patients. Florida resort abruptly closes, kicks out guests after hotel is sold. Floridaman not wearing pants with a gun between his legs outside school. Florida woman beat her husband after he showed a nude pic of his late ex. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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The Cannabis Ambulance makes house calls. Newlyweds forced to spend their wedding night in a stadium
Rwanda punishes married couples for breaking covid rules with a night in a stadium. There's a cannabis ambulance in Maine making house calls. Poland will offer pension plan for horses and dogs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Ketchup package shortage! Pilot mistakenly lands plan at an unfinished airport.
Airlines pilot in Africa mistakenly lands plane at unfurnished airport. Robot AI makes piece of artwork that sells for $688k and is about to make music. Ketchup packets shortage because of the pandemic. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Metal band made of cats has a hit song.Candle that smells like Kim Kardashian’s orgasm hits market.
Family sues after California man dies in a taco eating contest. Heavy Metal band made up of cats releases a single for charity. Gwyneth Paltrow releases candle that smells like Kim Kardashian’s orgasm. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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The great Easter bunny massacre is fun for the whole family. Baby born with three penises.
New Zealand town where Easter is celebrated by killing all the bunnies in the Great Easter Bunny Hunt. Baby has been born with three penises in Iraq. Funerals are keeping mariachi bands working during pandemic. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Floridaman and his emotional support python get a DUI. Florida school raffles off an assault rifle.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida high school raffles off an assault rifle. Floridaman masturbates in Publix parking lot because at home he’d, “get caught.” Floridaman breaks world record seeing a movie 191 times in the theater (Avengers: Endgame). Floridaman geta a DUI while driving with his emotional support python. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/come
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Customer Reviews
Favorite podcaster!
Favorite podcast to listen doing DoorDash! The looks I get for sitting in my car by myself and laughing! Love you Jonesy! Keeps my day interesting.
Jonesy Rules
The used to be the start to my day. Florida Friday’s on Monday morning makes Monday easier to take. It was always a day behind. But times got hard. April 29th my sister died, my Google home got the covid, and on June 12 I was let go from my job. I was kinda shut off and didn’t really care about anything. Well this February I finally got a new phone and I uploaded podcast and I have been, binge listening on here and YouTube. You are my savior Jonesy!!!!! He is hilarious and if you want to feel better about urself. Just listen to the man in the closet!!!!! I love you. Jennifer from New Mexico. Still unemployed!!! ❤️❤️
Great Podcast!!
Informative, interesting and entertaining😁