Weird AF News

Jonesy
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Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

  1. 1D AGO

    Floridaman smokes meth and steals train on his birthday. After getting botox in a backyard shed, Florida woman's face is paralyzed.

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pleases himself at a Starbucks. Floridaman high on meth steals a tourist train on his birthday. Florida woman's face is paralyzed after receiving botox from unlicensed doctor in a shed. Floridaman steals 58 right shows but why? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    21 min

  2. 2D AGO

    Dead body found in a Goodwill donation bin. Billboards offering to buy your crack house seem insulting.

    Heathrow airport will play ambiance sound featuring the sounds of an airport throughout the airport. Dead body was found in a Goodwill donation bin. A man put up billboards offering to buy the crackhouses in Cleveland. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    19 min

  3. 3D AGO

    New Barbie Doll with Type 1 Diabetes. Belly dancer arrested for being "too seductive".

    National Park in China is hiring"Wildmen" to howl and eat raw food for the tourists. An Italian bellydancer was arrested in Egypt for being too seductive. A New Barbie doll with Type 1 Diabetes hits the market. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    22 min

  4. 4D AGO

    Bees attack a whole town in France. Politicians in Spain not allowed to pay for happy endings.

    Bees attack an entire town in France, hospitalizing some citizens. Furniture ordered to pay damages over cushions that needed constant fluffing. Spain's ruling party bans the members from hiring sex workers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    22 min

  5. JUL 4

    Floridaman threw spaghetti at his mother because she had demons in her head. Floridaman broke into stranger's home to avoid his angry wife.

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman opens fire on the garbage truck. Floridaman threw spaghetti at his mother because she had demons in her head. Floridaman breaks into a stranger’s property to avoid his angry wife. Floridaman felon reports his own illegal attempt to barter guns. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    16 min

  6. JUL 3

    Teacher got drunk and made students dance the Macarena. Chuck E. Cheese is opening arcades for adults.

    Teacher drank in class, swore at students and danced the Macarena. Chuck E. Cheese is opening arcades for adults . Jonestown Massacre site to reopen as tourist destination. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    18 min

  7. JUL 2

    Travelers with swamp crotch keep setting off TSA alarms. Stop sending unsolicited urine samples, asks a medical facility.

    Medical facility in Scotland asks patients to please stop sending unsolicited urine samples. Travelers With Swamp Crotch Keep Setting Off TSA Alarms. White actress sues San Diego County Library for not allowing her to portray Black women. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    17 min

  8. JUL 1

    Monk shoots a cleric over loud cell phone use in a monastery. Thousands of Norwegians told they won millions in lottery error.

    Monk guns down fellow cleric in temple bathroom over loud phone. Thousands in Norway told they won up to millions in lottery error. Human Remains Lost After Memorial Spaceflight Capsule Crashes Into Pacific. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

    17 min
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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  • Creator
    Jonesy
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2025
  • Episodes
    2K
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Jonesy
  • Show Website
    Weird AF News

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