What You Do

Mark Thompson
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“What You Do” is a podcast dedicated to introducing you to people you don’t know, who do unusually interesting things. This is comedy and compelling conversation packed into one.

  1. 1D AGO

    EP77 “It’s Crazy How Much We Love Our Dogs”

    A Massachusetts man got rid of the snow on his roof with a blowtorch; things didn’t go well. Keeping financial secrets inside a marriage is as bad as physical cheating, and if you live in France, you no longer have to have sex with your spouse, and that’s a law. A dude wanted to lose 200 pounds, so he locked himself inside his bedroom for a year, and we’ve just discovered, it’s a bad idea to crack your neck with your hand, and I mean really bad. The top 10 greatest guitarists of all time have been named, and some of you won’t like it. I’ll show you how much we love our dogs, and you can now declutter your home using the 20 20 rule. The crazy shit rich people do to entertain themselves, and a man is in jail because he threw a ketchup packet at a guy. An airline passenger stripped down to his underwear mid-flight and demanded they let him off the plane. Apparently, Long distance relationships are all the rage, and bingo is back in a big way, plus it’s another Saturday night, so guess what they found inside a guy’s butt. It’s a blast!

    1h 41m

  2. FEB 6

    EP76 “A Man Had Sex With His Vacuum Cleaner”

    A Florida teen attacked his mother with a pork chop, plus I give you the top 5 most hated teams in sports. Most everything you need to know about the Super Bowl and Americans are fatter than we have ever been in our history; how great is that? We will all learn what “house hushing” is, plus a man drove his car for several miles, all while his car was literally on fire. Apparently, Armageddon has never been closer, and Chucky Cheese takes a plea deal. What’s a normal thing for most people that secretly freaks you out, and you won’t believe what a kid shoved up his nose. A Florida man had sex with his vacuum cleaner in full view of other people! So, what else is new? Hop aboard.

    1h 43m

  3. JAN 30

    EP75 “You Can’t Do Nails And Laundry”

    There was a food fight on an airplane, and shit got ugly. A lady is dating identical twins and they’re living together. Have you burped your home yet? I’ll explain that. We have the top 5 most promiscuous countries, and the US ain’t one of them. How much are SuperBowl tickets, and you’ll be surprised to hear that most of us live in a world of sticky notes. I know I do. In the event that you’re into it, I give you the strongest beer ever. Would you climb inside a remote-controlled rental car? I give you scientific breaking news, cows are learning how to use tools. There’s a rabbit hopping in cars with people just because he wants to, and a coyote swam all the way to Alcatraz… we don’t know why. What’s the dumbest house rule you and your spouse made, plus, what are the top trending hobbies currently? We sample a brand-new Def Leppard song, plus, a woman has been forced by the courts to apologize to her cheating husband and she doesn’t seem pleased. I give you the fun fact of the day. Truth is, you have nothing better to do, so hop on board.

    1h 30m

  4. JAN 23

    EP74 “Squirrels Have No Problem Finding Their Nuts”

    A flock of sheep invade a grocery store looking for acorns, like most of us do, and speaking of critters, squirrels can always find their nuts, and I’ll let that statement speak for itself. A woman was stopped for speeding at 3am and she was completely butt-ass naked, plus, a man tried to rob a grocery store and HE was also completely naked; and those two stories are unrelated. What NFL fans are the drunkest at games, and is drinking wine good for you? Which US states are the most people moving away from, and where are they going? A woman set fire to her boyfriend’s clothes in her fireplace and burned down 13 apartments in the process, which is never good. Working out can become an addiction, and it’s another story of a guy who woke up from surgery speaking perfect Spanish, and he doesn’t speak Spanish. All fun stories of our goofy, yet interesting world.

    1h 24m

  5. JAN 16

    EP73 “His Penis Is Too Big And He’s Suing”

    Expensive weddings aren’t worth it; many of them end in divorce. If you’re going to cheat on your spouse, don’t go to a restaurant where they have surveillance cameras…DUH! A fortune teller couldn’t foresee his own arrest, and space junk is causing us problems in more ways than you know. Your thinking of plastic surgery? Guess where the filler they use comes from? You want to test the strength of your new relationship? Take a week-long trip together; it will show you things you will wish you hadn’t seen. The top 5 careers that will age you, and what is something you slowly stop caring about as you get older? Scrolling on your phone has become a bad habit, and we’ve got ways to help you ease back on that. A real live mermaid is now in jail thank God, and beware of the mail man, but you knew that.

    1h 45m

  6. JAN 9

    EP72 “A Complete List Of Things People Put In Their Butts In 2025”

    Next time you see a piggy bank at a Goodwill store, buy it! Tara Reid’s claim that someone spiked her drink doesn’t make any sense. Pickleball has taken over America, and I give you the unhappiest workers in the country and where they live. What jobs are harder than most people think, and details on the latest concept is that a college degree simply isn’t worth the money or the time. An 86-year-old man got a ticket for spitting, plus the latest in airlines is they are thinking of putting seats in the wings of the plane, and I’m not kidding. If you steal a car and then abandon it, make sure to get all your shit out of it before you leave it. A man paid crazy money for the Ohtani home run ball, and a guy was sitting in the waiting area to board his plane when he caught on fire. A company was sending out end of the year bonuses when they accidentally sent one employee a check for $87,000 dollars, and the employee refuses to give it back. We share a list of all the items that were pulled out of people’s asses in 2025, which is a great way to END things. See what I did there? We take a look at what the year ahead of us might bring, plus a good round of songs I’m embarrassed to admit that I love, and we take a quick look at wildcard weekend. Don’t judge…I’m old!

    1h 49m

  7. 12/19/2025

    EP71 “Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Ear For Our 2nd Annual Christmas Show”

    Along with the usual Christmas show shenanigans, I also give you the top 5 movies of the year, and Time magazine has chosen the 2025 person of the year, and it’s not me. There’s a new piece of Star Wars memorabilia that sold for a record 3.875 million, and a woman gives birth in a driverless car. How many days should a guest stay in your house during the holidays before the place starts to smell, and we deal with Christmas songs that are controversial. An only fans lady may go to jail for having sex with most anyone in her bang bus, plus TSA announces you will be charged a fine if you don’t have the real ID. There is a new number one name for boys in America, and after this next story, you’ll think twice about ordering food delivered to your home. And we wrap up the year with a story you won’t believe, and it has to do with a woman’s ear. It’s time for me to tickle your mistletoe!

    2h 1m

  8. 12/12/2025

    EP70 “Guess What They Found In This Guy’s Butt”

    Parents are opting out of taking their kids to see Santa, and what’s up with Tara Reid? A California man discovered that a bear was living under his kitchen, and it wasn’t a rent share situation. I give you the best places to have a white Christmas, and one mother is charging each family member for their Christmas dinner, and I don’t think that announcement landed well. A raccoon now knows what a hangover is all about, and Christmas in New York isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Christmas bonuses are a thing of the past and you never know where your food has been when you order it delivered to your home. These women on only fans will do most anything for their paying customers, including going to jail. It’s so festive in here you can almost feel it, so let’s do it. NO, not that!

    1h 50m
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About

“What You Do” is a podcast dedicated to introducing you to people you don’t know, who do unusually interesting things. This is comedy and compelling conversation packed into one.

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  • Creator
    Mark Thompson
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    78
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    What You Do

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