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Kick Offs and Kick Ons SHTN Enterprises
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A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times.
In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell share incredible stories from their global careers and offer their take on rugby's latest happenings. Every week we'll be diving into what’s been going on across ‘the game they play in heaven’ amongst other on and off-field fun.
Imagine catching up with your mates at the local drinking hole and debriefing on the weekend's antics…that is if your mates were some of the best rugby players of all time!
That’s the low-down. We love making it and hope you'll love tuning in.
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Sariah Paki and Tim Walsh set The KOKO Show Ablaze as the Paris Olympics Approach
This week on the KOKO Show we give you a double guest charcuterie board filled to the brim with Olympic sized treats. We are joined by the one woman wrecking crew who prefers flattening opponents than crossing the whitewash, she is known as the Narrabeen Knuckle Duster, but we just like to call her Miss Sariah Paki. On top of having one of the star players, we thought let's also get the gentleman that puts these gold medal gurus through their paces. He is the Russel Crowe of the Women’s Sevens set up and boy does he have a beautiful mind, it is the mercurial messenger, Mr Tim Walsh. With the KOKO torch lit and the ceremony over, Sariah and Tim dove deep into their Olympic preparations, discussed the sacrifices for success and illuminated the best path for their gold medal domination in Paris.
Plus, the boys most certainly jumped through all the Olympic rings to bring you your favourite KOKO segments including a full ‘Rugby Roundup’ where we breakdown the Blues v Chiefs final, we had a quick visit to Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’ to discuss Joe Schmidt’s first Wallaby Squad, as well as a little squizz at the winners and losers out of the All Blacks selection session. The boys then took a little jaunt North of the Equator to unpack all the footy action over the weekend which included England pounding Japan, the Springboks emasculating the Welsh, the Top 14 Semis and finally the URC Final.
Just kick back in your comfy, stylish and durable threads from our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and let’s bloody manifest about living out our Olympic dream of being higher, faster and stronger together. So, all that is left to do is take your favourite Matt Giteau gummy, run to the fridge for snacks and hammer-curl a glass of crisp Savvy B, it’s time for another session of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
00:00 - Start of the show
00:33 - Polo Ralph Lauren Plug
01:07 - Show intro
02:24 - The boys intros
04:00 - Recap of the boy’s weekends
07:42 - ‘Match Fit’ segment brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren
13:16 - Socials and website plug
14:22 - Daniel Ricciardo loves the KOKO merch
15:21 - Social Snitches segment
17:39 - Introducing Tim Walsh and Sariah Paki
37:09 - Who are the Aussie Women's Sevens biggest rivals
40:01 - Tim Walsh almost got Gits to play sevens
41:51 - Bringing fifteens players into the sevens last minute
45:09 - The KOKO Quiz
59:08 - Rugby Roundup Segment
59:18 - Super Rugby Final
01:04:18 - What’s Drewing? - Discussing the Wallabies and All Blacks squads
01:10:43 - Northern Hemisphere Legends
01:29:02 - Top 14 Semi-Finals
01:33:53 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater and special KOKO ‘Beef10’ discount code
01:38:49 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren our headline sponsor
01:39:33 - Signing off the show
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Prof’s Pick and Let’s Effing Go with Drew Mitchell: Aussie Super Rugby Review Episode
If you want more, you can have it. So this week’s extra content for you KOKO Show desperados is another little dose of ‘Prof’s Pick And Let’s Effing Go’.
This week Prof has a chinwag with our punditry purist Drew Mitchell to breakdown the Aussie Super Rugby Teams performances in 2024. The pair get into the weeds about the strengths and weaknesses of each team in the tournament and areas where growth is needed for 2025.
In this segment we give you guys a comprehensive health check post the 2024 season and also how each of these teams may shape up heading into a new year.
So please sit back and listen to every bloody word these buffoons say because they know their Aussie footy and they only deliver sage analysis. It’s time for Prof’s Pick And Let's Effing Go’.
Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20Lauren
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If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.
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The KOKO Show Delivers Another Naughty and Nostalgic No Guest Nonsense Episode
This week on The KOKO Show, the lads go free solo on another ‘No Guest Nonsense’ episode. We felt it was time to once again serve up a raw and glam-free helping of footy, fun and complete fuck-wittery. With Mr Muscles Matt Giteau joining us from the Midwestern utopia that is Chicago we had to get straight to business, whilst still treating you to a full KOKO buffet and still ensuring that the ‘Imposing Imp’ was early to bed and well rested for his big game.
Thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren, in partnership with MYER, the fellas are looking on fleek and are dripping with sumptuous style, for another installment of the always fashionable ‘Match Fit’. Plus, we give you a wall to wall ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment, breaking down what happened in the Super(b) Rugby Semi Finals, previewing the final between the Blues and the Chiefs, as well as a healthy dose of medicinal madness from Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’.
However, the fun doesn't stop there as we keep chillin’ and grillin’ with our dear friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online, throwing a couple of grassfed ‘Super Sizzlers’ on the barbie for you all to enjoy. As you all know the boys threw together a ‘Halfway Wallabies XV’ mid-way through the season and now that all the Aussie teams are out and Schmidty has his silky hands all over his cattle, we thought it was pertinent to make it official with The KOKO Show’s ‘Full-Way Wallabies Starting XV’.
So throw in your earpods and crank up that sound cancellation, drown out life and just bask in the beauty that is ‘No Guest Nonsense’, then get on the Internet and buy some Polo Ralph Lauren garb and a bloody BeefEater, so we can keep making your Tuesday’s tangy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Start of the show
00:50 - Fireball toast for our 21st show
01:33 - Intro of the show
03:32 - Matt Giteau update Chicago
06:51 - Recap of weekend activities
15:39 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren
20:36 - Social plug
21:01 - Website and live show plug
22:10 - Merch update
23:13 - ‘Social Snitches’ segment
26:06 - ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment
39:53 - Super Sizzler Segment brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online
48:27 - Say goodbye to Matt Giteau
49:51 - ‘The Full-Way Wallabies Starting XV’ segment
01:02:33 - ‘What’s Drewing?’ segment
01:08:49 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment
01:14:48 - The KOKO Quiz
01:21:11 - Website plug
01:22:19 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug
01:22:54 - Social Plug
01:24:38 - 21st birthday beer chug
01:25:02 - Close of the show
Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20Lauren
Get yourself 10% off with this Beefeater code and also support the show!
AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater
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BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com
Make sure you follow us on all socials:
INSTA: @kickoffskickons
TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons
YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons
TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons
If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.
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Simon Zebo Joins The KOKO Show to Talk Footy, Retirement and Everything In Between
This week on The KOKO Show we deliver you an episode with a Royal seal of disapproval, full of finals footy, funny yarns and a sensational guest. As part of our NHL’s segment this week we bring you all the action from the Gallagher Premiership Final between the Saints and Bath, but to cap it off we bring you some serious style from the Emerald Isle. This guest is slick, quick and we are pretty sure has bever been called a dick. He can sing, he can dance and boy can he play footy, this fella is the definition of triple threat. So, please welcome the crack-up from Cork, the Baron of Blackrock and the madman from Munster, the one and only Mr Simon Zebo.
In other news, the KOKO Crew dismantles the Super(b) Rugby Quarter Finals, whilst also preparing you for the Semis, we allow Biv to get a little bee out of his bonnet in ‘What's Drewing?’ and thanks to BeefEater and AppliancesOnline we drop you cheeky devils some ‘Super Sizzler’ action in the Rugby Roundup.
Finally and most importantly, we get the lads to spruce up, look fresh and get on the ‘Ab-Blaster 5000’ for another stylish yet svelte serving of ‘Match Fit’, brought to you by our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and in partnership with MYER.
So sit up straight and suck in your core you lazy pricks, as we dish up a Royal inspired footy feast for your eyes and ears and trust us we SPARE no one. Ladies and Gents, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Start of the show
01:05 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug
01:40 - Introduce the show
03:33 - Introduce the boys
05:28 - The KOKO Show health check and San Diego Legion update
09:43 - Match Fit Segment
15:56 - Social plug
16:51 - New website plug and update
18:16 - Social Snitches
25:35 - Rugby Roundup Segment
39:49 - What's Drewing?
41:42 - Super(b) Rugby semi-finals preview
45:22 - ‘Super Sizzler’ brought to you by BeefEater and AppliancesOnline
50:39 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Gallagher Premiership Final
54:42 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Simon Zebo introduction
57:44 - Simon Zebo on his retirement
59:32 - Simon Zebo on the Irish tax system
01:00:49 - Who got Zebo on the show?
01:01:38 - Could Zebo come out of retirement and Gits’ COSMO questions
01:04:24 - Zebo on the South Africa v Ireland debate
01:06:07 - Simon Zebo on Joe Schmidt
01:07:47 - Zebo on playing in France
01:09:24 - Zebo on Mack Hansen in Ireland
01:10:43 - Zebo on the URC semi-finals
01:12:40 - Start one, bench one and drop one
01:14:41 - The KOKO Quiz
01:24:31 - Socials and new website plug
01:25:32 - The KOKO Live Show and Polo Ralph Lauren plug
01:26:29 - Close of the show
Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20Lauren
BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com
Make sure you follow us on all socials:
INSTA: @kickoffskickons
TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons
YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons
TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons
If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.
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The KOKO Show Unveils the Winner of the Much Coveted ‘Debate the Top Eight’ Title.
On this week's dose of extra KOKO content we crown the winner of the ‘Debate the Top Eight’ competition.
Four weeks ago the lads laid out their predictions of the final eight teams left in the Suber(b) Rugby Playoffs and now the results are in, and not unlike an episode of The Jerry Springer show two of the boys will be told “you are not the winner”.
Through a myriad of complex algorithms and Mensa level math, our team of number crunching boffins have come to the conclusion there is only one daddy of the ‘Debate the Top Eight’ title.
So sit on the edge of your futon, throw on your UGGs and chew your nails down to the quick, as we go through the results to crown The KOKO Champion.
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Ali Williams and Harry Wilson join The KOKO Show for a Raucous Rugby Roundtable
This week on The KOKO Show the lads bring you two legendary rugby guests, one from yesteryear and the other currently doing his thing in the world of footy. Our first guest that joined us live in the studio is a long streak of pelican you know what, one of the greatest Kiwi players of all time and for over ten years was a real pain in the Wallabies’ butts. He is the know-it-all from the North Island, New Zealand's lanky lineout lothario and he is the man that got bail after one too many an ale, it is the one and only Mr Ali Williams.
It has always been this show's mission statement, what is better than one big bastard? That's right, two massive bastards.
So, all the way from the Queensland Reds inner sanctum we bring you the Gunnedah Goliath, one half of the ‘Brisbane Bash Brothers’ and a man that has more try assists than hairs on his head, it is of course Mr Harry ‘the future’ Wilson.
We know what you are thinking, what else can these pricks pack into one show? Alas, not only do we shower you with wagyu grade talent, we serve up a full Rugby Roundup, a smattering of news from north of the invisible line and we preview the Super(b) Rugby Quarter-Finals.
Last, but certainly the most important, thanks to our new headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to us by MYER we get the lads and their sloppy rigs to hit the catwalk for another edition of our new and very dapper segment ‘Match Fit’.
So sit back and relax, slip into your favourite preppy yet sporty fit, adorn your shoulders with a glorious knit and tune into KOKO as we talk footy and shit. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
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