Lise and Sarah

Lise and Sarah
Lise and Sarah
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We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast  www.liseandsarah.com.au

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  1. 1 day ago ·  Video

    Em Rusciano Finally Chose Herself. And Everything Changed

    Are you cutting a fringe? Hiring skip bins to throw away the whole house? Taking up a sneaky cig habit? Thinking about casually walking out of your life and into a new one? Yes. We know you are. So we’ve brought in the Patron Saint of midlife reckonings, Em Rusciano, for a special episode on just this. Em Rusciano has spent her life being impressive. Winning, performing, achieving and making herself indispensable to everyone around her. Then came the moment in her 40’s when she realised - she couldn’t do it anymore. She wouldn’t do it anymore. In this stunningly honest conversation, Em tells us why blowing up your life can sometimes be the only way to save it. She talks about the hidden cost of over-functioning, and the uncomfortable truth about boundaries; you will lose people over them. And that’s ok. Plus, the small acts of midlife rebellion bringing Em back to herself. Em’s turned it all into an incredible new live show, Addicted to Love. It’s touring nationally; and we’re heading along to the Brissie show! Find ticket details below! BRISBANE | 22nd AUGUST | QPAC https://www.qpac.com.au/whats-on/2026/em-rusciano-addicted-to-love CAIRNS | 30th AUGUST | TANKS ARTS CENTRE https://www.ticketlink.com.au/ticketlinkEvents/cabaret/cairns-festival-2026-em-rusciano-addicted-to-love NEWCASTLE | 4th SEPT | CIVIC THEATRE https://civictheatrenewcastle.com.au/what-s-on/all-shows/em-rusciano-addicted-to-love THIRROUL | 5th SEPT | ANITA’s THEATRE https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/em-rusciano-tickets/artist/1946105 MELBOURNE | 18th SEPT | PALAIS THEATRE https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/em-rusciano-tickets/artist/1946105 SYDNEY | 19th SEPT | STATE THEATRE https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/em-rusciano-tickets/artist/1946105 PERTH | 26th SEPT | HIS MAJESTY’S THEATRE https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/em-rusciano-tickets/artist/1946105

    Em Rusciano Finally Chose Herself. And Everything Changed

  2. 5 days ago • Subscribers Only

    Can You Be Best Friends With Your Teen?

    Sarah’s daughter has declared that her mum is her bestie. And while part of her is deeply chuffed, another part is saying: I’m your mother, not your friend. So why does the idea of being friends with your child still feel kinda…not quite right…. - even when your relationship is close and trusting? Is that discomfort actually wisdom, or something inherited from Boomer parents who made it very clear they were very much not our friend at all? Tell us in the Facebook group: are you friends with your children or is that a boundary you’ll never cross?

    Can You Be Best Friends With Your Teen?

  3. 27 July ·  Video

    Grey Rocking is Our New Favourite Way To Deal With Toxic People

    Dealing with narcissists? Gossips? Toxic people? Sarah has the answer: Grey rocking. Where you become so boring, so neutral and so impossible to bait that they simply have nowhere to go. Also: Sarah wants answers about a very expensive orthotics upsell, Lise wants to unpack Penélope Cruz’s deeply unexpected hobby, and a tiny teenage request becomes a multi-generational cooking day for the memory bank. Plus, pointy flats and the power of saying, “No, thank you.” The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesome

    Grey Rocking is Our New Favourite Way To Deal With Toxic People

  4. 23 July • Subscribers Only

    Ask Us Anything: Copycats, Phobias And Marriage Tips

    Ask Us Anything is back, and we're getting into the stuff we'd only say on Gold. It's Disco Club copycats, and the mantra that’s keeping us sane. Also on the table: winter coats, lipstick awakenings, peri fatigue, vomit phobia, and a few little marriage tips

    Ask Us Anything: Copycats, Phobias And Marriage Tips

  5. 20 July ·  Video

    Umm...Why Have I Become Invisible in Every Shop?

    Sarah has a burning question for retail. She is in your shop. She is there to buy something. She is your target market. She has money. So why oh why is she….completely invisible? Meanwhile. the Clean Girl era is dead, and party girl is in. After years of sleep scores, slicked-back buns, perfect skincare routines and optimising ourselves, the new trend is…..the opposite. Lise explains why the new “party girl” is less about wild nights and more about being slightly messy. Plus, why did our parents have people over constantly while the thought of hosting a casual dinner now requires six weeks of preparation and a nervous breakdown? Could Taco Tuesday be the answer? The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesome

    Umm...Why Have I Become Invisible in Every Shop?

  6. 16 July • Subscribers Only

    My Mum Talks Down To Me And I Finally Snapped

    What happens when your elderly mum has always talked down to you… and one day, you finally snap? A Goldie writes in after a huge fight with her mum, asking whether she’s allowed to have honest feelings, or whether the only option is to put up and shut up. We unpack the complicated shift from daughter to carer, the guilt of speaking badly about a parent, emotional tantrums, boundaries, therapy, unmet expectations, and whether some relationships can change in the later years, or whether the real work is protecting your own peace. As always, absolutely no qualifications. Just friends in your ears x

    My Mum Talks Down To Me And I Finally Snapped

  7. 13 July ·  Video

    The Sunflower Ick and Other Crimes

    Science says being judgy might actually be good for your friendships, so it’s time to reveal the hatred that unites us: Sunflowers and Gerberas. Plus, Lise has become the teenage party house and has rules, snacks and one open toilet to prove it. And Reese Witherspoon holding a Sweet Valley High book has sent us into a full detective spiral. Are we getting a reboot? And more importantly, were you an Elizabeth or a Jessica? Plus, you voted for adventure. You voted for Guinea Pigs. You voted for Tarot! Our Scottish online reading awaits. What will it reveal? The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesome.

    The Sunflower Ick and Other Crimes

  8. 9 July • Subscribers Only

    Ask Us Anything: Sex, Skincare & Secret Cigarettes

    You asked, we answered. In part one of our Ask Us Anything, we get into the important business of whether our kids think we’re famous or deeply embarrassing, the skincare products we actually use, and how to keep things interesting sex-wise after kids. Realistically. Plus, the Sunday cook-up that might be saving Sarah’s week, Lise’s passionate defence of the McSmart meal, the joy of parenting teenagers, and a very delicate cigarette update that may or may not involve rummaging around for a Ziploc bag in a hidden location.

    Ask Us Anything: Sex, Skincare & Secret Cigarettes
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