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Lise and Sarah

Lise and Sarah
  • 4.8 (1.2K)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast  www.liseandsarah.com.au

  1. I Had A Wild Dream About My Boss And Now I Need To Resign

    12 hrs ago

    I Had A Wild Dream About My Boss And Now I Need To Resign

    If you’re prone to the Sunday Scaries, the dread of returning to work on a Monday, spare a thought for our Goldie who had had a wildly vivid sex dream about her new boss. She now cannot look him in the eye. Is it desire? Is it stress? Should she raise it in her 1:1? We investigate with all the scientific rigour of two women plugging “what does a sex dream about your boss mean” into ChatGPT. Speaking of dreams, we end up on Dane’s motorbike fantasy, which now includes slutty leather pants and long hair whipping in the wind. Please. Sometimes all a girl wants is Target tracksuit pants and a warm pub lunch. Show notes: The show phone is 0489 214 653  Want to become a Goldie? You get episodes every Friday that the free listeners don’t get. Subscribe either on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users, the best way is to subscribe via Substack, on your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. Wanna party? Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

    20 min
  2. The Great Umbrella Breakthrough

    2 days ago • Subscribers Only

    The Great Umbrella Breakthrough

    Lise has spent years refusing umbrellas on principle. This sends us into a full personality audit: Type A vs Type B, broken curtains we’re pretending not to see, one lonely working stove burner, renovation quotes that feel…too much…. and the nightmare of trying to get your parents to wear their hearing aids. Also: Gracie the Great Dane visits the office and makes her mark. Disco Club Tickets are here: BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | TICKETS https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

    31 min
  3. Perth! Disco Club Is Coming For You!

    4 days ago

    Perth! Disco Club Is Coming For You!

    Perth, you yelled and we heard you After a spectacular amount of DM chaos, Disco Club is officially coming to Perth this December! And yes, it’s happening FAST. 🪩 Saturday 5 December 🪩 Metro City Perth 🪩 General public tickets on sale Friday 19 June at 11am Perth time. Want early access to tickets? There are TWO WAYS: But stuff that. Since you’ve read the show notes we’re gonna make it really easy. The Pre-Sale link is right here: https://mtix.me/discoclub Pre-sale is open from Thursday 18 June at 10am Perth time until Friday 19 June at 10am Perth time. You can still sign up to Disco Mail RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW (https://www.discoclub.com.au/) to get tips and other things, or get your pre-sale access that way! And Goldies: the pre-sale link drops in the Lise & Sarah Gold Facebook group tomorrow morning, but you’re ahead of everyone because you read this far down. Great job. Love that for you. Ok! Rally the troops, fire up the WhatsApp group, and we will see you on the West Side. Head to discoclub.com.au for tickets and all the details!

    6 min
  4. Our Winter Obsessions Are Useful, Unhinged And Excellent

    5 days ago ·  Video

    Our Winter Obsessions Are Useful, Unhinged And Excellent

    It’s midwinter, we’re nesting, and frankly we need things to watch, read, wear, rub on our faces and obsess over immediately. This week, it’s our bumper recommendation list. From the podcast that blew our minds to the tradwife novel everyone is fighting for at the library, the $28 Big W bomber that looks suspiciously expensive, and the nappy rash cream beauty hack nobody saw coming. Plus: Pears soap nostalgia, designer jewellery secrets, bed-making rage, scapula pullbacks and a surprisingly persuasive case for getting a colonoscopy. Something for everyone! The Fine Print: Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | TICKETS https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE The show phone is 0489 214 653  Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

    43 min
  5. Was I High on Codral, Or Was Office Romance Good?

    13 June

    Was I High on Codral, Or Was Office Romance Good?

    Welcome to the Sunday Sesh! This week, Lise has been mainlining Codral on the couch, and somehow ended up convinced that J.Lo’s new Netflix rom-com Office Romance is a masterpiece. Sarah - sans Codral - has questions. This is the full debrief on Netflix’s Number One Movie: the questionable chemistry, Brett Goldstein as the new beta leading man, J.Lo’s eternal relevance, and an animatronic newborn. As Oprah would say, she’s the mother we never had, the sister we wished for…..and the Is it comfort-watch genius or one hour and 53 minutes you’ll never get back? The Fine Print:  The show phone is 0489 214 653  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) Disco Club November tour is now on sale (Featuring J-Lo songs now of course). Tickets here: BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | TICKETS https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us.

    30 min
  6. Disco Club Presale and The Kylie Doco, Unpacked

    11 June • Subscribers Only

    Disco Club Presale and The Kylie Doco, Unpacked

    Goldies, this week is a big one: Disco Club pre-sale is officially here, and the November tour has a theme: Paint The Night White. Don your white sequins, painter’s overalls, Kylie-inspired hoods or just a Sheridan towel and heels. Then we deep-dive into the Kylie doco on Netflix. Her reinventions, her grief, her privacy, her relationship with Dannii, Nick Cave, Michael Hutchence, and the enduring mystery of how Kylie has remained so beloved, polished and scandal-free for more than 40 years. Disco Club links are below…. Goldies, you get 48-hour pre-sale access for Brisbane, Melbourne and Sydney from 10am local time today - Friday 12th June! Saturday 21 November 2026 | Brisbane| Fortitude Music Hall: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869?did=goldie Friday 27 November 2026 | Melbourne | Festival Hall https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869?did=goldie Saturday 28 November 2026 | Sydney, NSW | Hordern Pavilion https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=GOLDIES&ep=GOLDIES

    30 min
  7. The Four Most Suspicious Words In A Marriage

    8 June ·  Video

    The Four Most Suspicious Words In A Marriage

    Sarah has brought her year 12 formal dress into the studio and, naturally, it comes with a full-blown teenage love story Meanwhile, Lise’s husband has uttered the four most suspicious words in marriage: “Buy whatever you want” - which can only mean one thing. Plus, Russell Crowe has accidentally gifted us the life coaching mantra we didn’t know we needed. The Fine Print: The show phone is 0489 214 653  Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

    35 min
  8. Off Campus Is The Comfort Watch We Did Not See Coming

    6 June

    Off Campus Is The Comfort Watch We Did Not See Coming

    Time for a Sunday sesh on the show currently ruining everyone’s productivity: Off Campus. Yes, it’s about college students. Yes, there’s hockey, abs, a college student who cooks elaborate meals, a mysterious hunt named Garrett Graham. And yes, we are two women in their forties who are suddenly ready to buy Briar U merch. From the genius nostalgia bait and very deliberate female gaze, to why this show feels like Felicity, 10 Things I Hate About You this is a deep dive into the binge-watch we can’t stop talking about. The Fine Print:  The show phone is 0489 214 653  You can now watch the show on Spotify, Youtube and Apple Podcasts. Just search for Lise and Sarah   Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us.

    37 min
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We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast  www.liseandsarah.com.au

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