Off With The Fairies That's Not Canon Productions

It’s our final episode for the year, it’s Christmas Eve, we’re on the run from international police, I look like George Clooney again and we’re stuck interviewing Terry the Werewolf again. However, this time he promises he will actually turn.

Off with the Fairies will be back in January!

Guest: Patrick Collins (@PatComedian)

Look out for his upcoming show: “Mime Sheriff”

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Talking points: The virtues of a fox/ Performance anxiety/ Some of the disadvantages of being extremely good looking/ Don’t search through someone’s draws/ Killing three birds with one stone/ Painting your nails as a werewolf/ You just can’t turn when you want to/ How to lose followers fast/ The Wolverhampton Wolves and their Instagram accounts/ The resurgence of video messages/ If you don’t want us to kill you, don’t attack us as a wolf-man creature
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We forgot to get anyone on this week so we’re talking to Isabella’s newly downloaded computer virus. Turns out when you give a sentient app access to all of your data it can really come back to bite you. Also we create an incident in Russia and finally confront Isabella’s obsession with David Hasselhoff.

Guest: Zane C Weber
www.thatsnotcanon.com

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Talking Points: David Hasselhoff sex tape/ Clone Wars/ David Hasselhoff lookalikes in your area/ What even is sentience/ The importance of consent/ Dear fictional diary/ Isabella is an outlier/ Don’t give a sentient computer virus your search history/ Reasons you shouldn’t keep all your biometric data in one place/ Human printing facilities/ Why we’re not allowed in Russia anymore/ Human body photoshop extension/ I look like George Clooney again/

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You remember Yowies? The delicious and adorable chocolate monster with a toy inside? Something akin to an Australian version of Bigfoot? Well this week we’re interviewing a Bunyip which is almost as good.

Guest: Jenni Townsend

@fiberopticduck

Bunyip: An aquatic spirit of Aboriginal Australian origin, often resembling a seal or swimming dog, sometimes with a long thin neck and a large head. Also, insanely jealous of the popularity of Yowies

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We've been doing this podcast for almost a year now and we still haven't met a witch! Well, all that's changing with our guest this week. Please note: no actual sheep were harmed during the making of this episode.
Guest: Ally Reynolds (@writeupyourally)
Find her in The Big HOO-HAA! Melbourne
http://www.hoohaamelbourne.com.au/
@hoohaamelbourne
Talking Points: The nature of all thing/ Maintaining the status quo under threat of hex/ Become a human shit-shield/ Don’t try to shear a sheep without shears/ How does a zombie sheep experience life?/ Naming children after family pets/ How many bats is too many bats?/ Why the Colosseum is less efficient in modern times/ The difference between witches and warlocks/ The concept of age to immortal beings/ Bartending is basically witchcraft
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Hi listeners, it’s been a while. I’ve been taking the breakup with Isabella pretty hard, but we’ve decided to meet up again to interview a snake with a penchant for apples.
Guest: Christopher Demos
@lechrisdemos
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Talking Points: Jack Daniels at night, Captain Morgan in the morning/ Which snake sounds the most like Fran Drescher?/ The first Francis/ What does God have against healthy eating?/ The difference between a quince and an apple/ No one knows what the name of the snake in The Jungle Book was called/ God is no Michelle Obama/ Don’t get dumped on air/ Every snake wants feet/ How do fairies play soccer?/ A How-to guide on disguising a snake as a human/ The Importance of ballet to legless creatures/ iPhone touch sensors work with tongues/ Customer service training/ Why you should buy the full Apple electronics range/ Don’t talk publicly about how much your ex leaks/ The opportunities that present themselves when you look good in a turtle neck / Eden was basically the world’s first wellness retreat/ Don’t shed your skin while wearing clothes
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Do you hear the wail of a banshee? Don’t worry, you’re not about to die (probably), it’s just our guest this week!
Guest: Teresa Ewan
Insta: @teresaewan
Find her band Cutts on facebook: @cuttsband
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Are Banshees always screaming/ Banshee misconceptions/ Wail at funerals, wail before funerals/ Traffic announcements/ The importance of labour intensive work/ Fewer people are dying and that makes life harder/ The difference between wailing and keening/ Isabella’s marketing techniques/ Banshee’s don’t kill people but they do kill relationships/ amoral vs. amortal/ Muffins for single people
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