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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 424 Ratings

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

    CANADIAN SK8R BOI

    CANADIAN SK8R BOI

    On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is in her last week of Canada Glory. She has become a local, eating the fish, wearing the beanies and blasting Avril Lavigne at the top of her lungs. She is helping you figure out the hard hitting life concerns you're all thinking but dont have the chutzpah to say. It's ok, she will do it for you. She's coming to ya live from Vancouver in a ROOTS sweatsuit that she paid way too much for. That and more! 
     
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    Produced by Dear Media. 

    • 51 min
    Doing Zoomies in Europe

    Doing Zoomies in Europe

    On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is revved up after a wild tweet that sent her into a tailspin of laughter, confusion and sadness. She is also recapping her favorite new "escape show" Emily in Paris, which reminded her of her wild Study-Abroad experience. She's taking your insane calls on the Absolutely Not like and trying to give you the unsolicited life advice you never knew you needed! 
     
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    Produced by Dear Media. 

    • 55 min
    ADD IT TO THE LIST, MIKE

    ADD IT TO THE LIST, MIKE

    On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather uncovers some uncomfortable truths about herself and gives you a full rundown of her last week locked up. She's made a list and she's checking it twice of all the shit she has to try and fix in the world before 2021 gets here. She has a lot of "associations" to call starting with the BAR, Not legally speaking, like someone who just owns a bunch of bars.... just listen to the episode and you'll get it. 
     
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    Produced by Dear Media.

    • 47 min
    GO FUND ME FROM CANADA

    GO FUND ME FROM CANADA

    Heather is on the brink of a full blown meltdown coming to ya live from a new state-sanctioned Quarantine north of the border in Canada. She's in town for work and they legit sent her to her room and threw away the key. Tensions are high between she and the microwave, that bitch has been getting too mouthy this week. Heather is spiraling and taking your insane calls! 
     
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    Produced by Dear Media. 

    • 49 min
    IM A SALESGUY

    IM A SALESGUY

    On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's dear friend, Andrew Collin, is here to bitch and swindle his way back into our hearts. He's still single and apparently getting "ripped" in quarantine.... not drunk, like in shape... again we don't know what that is like. These two talk about missing the road life, their past discrepancies and honestly try to figure out how they can better themselves in 2020, and really it shouldn't take a lot. 
     
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    Produced by Dear Media. 

    • 1 hr
    STUCK UNDER THE TRUNDLE-BED TRISH

    STUCK UNDER THE TRUNDLE-BED TRISH

    On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has hit her September shit show wall and is literally stuck under a trundle-bed of emotion. She is pulling out ALL OF THE FEELINGS from 2020 into one solid cathartic shitshow of a podcast. The VoiceMails are dumber than ever, but it does make her feel better to know that y'all are equally as f****d up as she is. We gotta do a wellness check on a lot of you, hussies cause Fall came fast and we are NOT READY.
     
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    Produced by Dear Media. 

    • 52 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
424 Ratings

424 Ratings

E. Maw ,

Absolutely the best

All time funniest/ best podcast out there! Adore heather, she will put you in a good mood no matter what. The content we all need!!!!!!!

CTnCA ,

Heather McMahan

If you want to giggle... this is your podcast!!!

NRadersma74 ,

Hell Yes

This is one of the best podcasts out there, and that’s on god.

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