Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

3D AGO

Low Glam with Amanda McCants

Jackie is joined by Amanda McCants to discuss being late, Westlake mom’s, Amanda’s recent breakup, and everything on her hate list. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.nutrafol.com/bible Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Pique: Get up to 20% off for life, plus a complimentary gift at www.PiqueLife.com/Bible BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

59 min
OCT 28

Drops of Stupider

Jackie is back from her San Fransisco redemption show, and discusses the perfect soundtrack for a plane crash, takes family photos before Andrew loses his front teeth, and endures an annoyingly positive trip to Aritzia. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Tonal: For a limited time, get $750 off your Tonal 2 purchase at www.Tonal.com Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 50% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE Revolve: Use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Wayfair: Get organized, refreshed, and ready for the holidays for way less at www.Wayfair.comDrops of Stupider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 8m
OCT 21

WWHKD, Baby

Jackie’s back with new extensions and shoulder pads to discuss fostering a child at the park for 8 minutes, clarify that she is not a rat with a mic, and point out Hellen Keller’s real greatest accomplishment. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Merit Beauty: Get the Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com Pique: Get up to 20% off for life, plus a complimentary gift at www.PiqueLife.com/BIBLE Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 2m
OCT 18

Bitch Bible Classics: Apologies In Advance

Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Hungryroot: For a limited time, get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 50% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

52 min
OCT 14

Dissipitation

Jackie discusses her recent staycation and the benefits of sympathy upgrades, her thoughts on The Life of a Showgirl, and the heavy burden of being deeply funny. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Hungryroot: For a limited time, get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.nutrafol.com/bible Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain pre-menopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 8m
OCT 7

Bleak Lively (feat. Chunky Lowlights)

Jackie is joined by the incredible Michelle Collins to discuss, fixing and being fixed in relationships, bringing back bullying and shame, and why the housewives need a villain. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Honeylove: For a limited time, get 20% off your entire order at www.honeylove.com/bible Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Pique: With the Deep Hydration Protocol, get 20% off for life when you subscribe. Plus a complimentary gift to elevate your routine at www.PiqueLife.com/BIBLE BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 11m
SEP 30

Pusillanimous

Alone in the trenches of her home this week, Jackie discusses how some people need to be punched to get some grit, names the greatest trait in a house wife, and suppresses the urge to beat children at the park with her purse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

55 min
SEP 23

You Never Know When It’s Time to Demo

Jackie is feeling loose after a couple drinks, and plans a bathroom renovation, laments the clothes that got away, and previews Off Brand October. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

50 min

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Jackie Schimmel

Host

4.6

out of 5

1,104 Ratings

10/10

May 9

Bh6287292

♌️🐆
Yes!

2024-11-06

Sallyhally

Jackie I love your honesty!
Time to retire

Apr 13

EStep191

Held on as long as I could… But like there is absolutely no value in this podcast. It used to be comedic relief, but listening to Jackie laughing at herself, has fallen flat. She’s also kind of patronizing to her listeners and I get that’s part of her stick, but these are the people that pay your bills so you don’t have to be so condescending if someone’s asking you a question or commenting on your “work”.
Jackie for President

2024-10-19

Esfishnut

Love everything about Jackie, never evolve and leave us.

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.