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Deeply Unimportant: ASMR sleep aid to fall asleep

Fall asleep & sleep well to a deep voice newscaster
  • 5.0 (10)
  • Mental Health
  • Updated Weekly

Can't sleep? Deeply Unimportant is a deep voice ASMR sleep aid for insomnia, relaxation, and racing minds that need to fall asleep and sleep well — an alternative to sleep stories, white noise, and AI voices. Host Dallas Kachan, a former national news anchor, reads technical standards and other uninteresting material in a deep, calm, flat, authoritative voice calibrated to send you to sleep. Not a sleep story. Not music. Not white noise. And not AI. Healthcare providers recommend Deeply Unimportant to patients struggling with insomnia, OCD, and executive dysfunction. The technique is based on cognitive shuffling, developed by Dr. Luc Beaudoin at Simon Fraser University, a research-based, non-pharmacological sleep aid and sleep ASMR protocol that quiets mind racing and racing thoughts. It's an alternative to CBT therapy for those who need structure to drift off. Free episodes are ad-supported. Subscribers get ad-free, loopable, and eight-hour editions that work offline — a sleeping aid that runs all night. If other sleep aids, bedtime stories, or ASMR for sleep haven't worked for you, try this. It's boring. That's the point. Search terms that bring people here: boring podcast to fall asleep, can't sleep podcast, boring voice ASMR, ASMR sleep, deep voice ASMR, sleep well podcast, sleep aid podcast, help me sleep, insomnia podcast, ADHD sleep, OCD sleep, anxiety sleep, cognitive shuffle, bedtime story alternative.

  1. Sleep ASMR: 1927 RAL Color Registry (Deep Voice Sleep Aid)

    1d ago

    Sleep ASMR: 1927 RAL Color Registry (Deep Voice Sleep Aid)

    Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Step outside the chaotic matrix of trending aesthetics to find refuge in the unyielding permanence of international industrial color standards. While the modern consumer world is intimately familiar with Pantone—the fluid, shifting palette of graphic design, digital layouts, and retail packaging—heavy industry relies on a completely different, permanent foundation. The RAL system de-romanticizes the visual spectrum. We examine the four-digit numerical matrix that organizes color entirely by utility, gloss levels, and mathematical tolerances. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. This episode is partly brought to you by Sleep Magic. If bedtime is when your mind starts racing, try Sleep Magic - a soothing sleep hypnosis podcast hosted by hypnotherapist Jayni Terry, CHt designed to help you unwind, quiet your thoughts, and drift into deep, restorative rest. https://podfollow.com/1650407051 This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker.

    50 min
  2. Sleep ASMR: 1927 RAL Color Registry (Deep Voice Sleep Aid) - Loopable

    1d ago ·  Bonus • Subscribers Only

    Sleep ASMR: 1927 RAL Color Registry (Deep Voice Sleep Aid) - Loopable

    Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Step outside the chaotic matrix of trending aesthetics to find refuge in the unyielding permanence of international industrial color standards. While the modern consumer world is intimately familiar with Pantone—the fluid, shifting palette of graphic design, digital layouts, and retail packaging—heavy industry relies on a completely different, permanent foundation. The RAL system de-romanticizes the visual spectrum. We examine the four-digit numerical matrix that organizes color entirely by utility, gloss levels, and mathematical tolerances. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn’t matter. This file omits normal episode host preface remarks and begins with the data. It ends with “and now, for clarity, let us review.” It can loop continuously. Thank you for your support. If you know someone else who could use a good night’s sleep, consider gifting them their own subscription to Deeply Unimportant. Visit deeplyunimportant.com.

    21 min
  3. Sleep ASMR: 1927 RAL Color Registry (Deep Voice Sleep Aid) - 8hr

    1d ago ·  Bonus • Subscribers Only

    Sleep ASMR: 1927 RAL Color Registry (Deep Voice Sleep Aid) - 8hr

    Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Step outside the chaotic matrix of trending aesthetics to find refuge in the unyielding permanence of international industrial color standards. While the modern consumer world is intimately familiar with Pantone—the fluid, shifting palette of graphic design, digital layouts, and retail packaging—heavy industry relies on a completely different, permanent foundation. The RAL system de-romanticizes the visual spectrum. We examine the four-digit numerical matrix that organizes color entirely by utility, gloss levels, and mathematical tolerances. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn’t matter. Thank you for your support. If you know someone else who could use a good night’s sleep, consider gifting them their own subscription to Deeply Unimportant. Visit deeplyunimportant.com.

    8h 16m
  4. Sleeping Aid: ISO 4000-1: Passenger Car Tires (CBT Therapy)

    Jun 21

    Sleeping Aid: ISO 4000-1: Passenger Car Tires (CBT Therapy)

    Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Today we honor a specific, enduring archetype: the quiet watchman of the family fleet. We escape the noise of the weekend to find comfort in the rigid, unyielding parameters of international automotive engineering. This Father's Day edition features an objective reading of ISO 4000-1, the international standard that dictates the exact designatory nomenclature, dimensional tolerances, and load-capacity matrices for passenger car tires. We dive deep into the reality of aspect ratios, radial construction boundaries, and cold inflation pressure metrics. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. This episode is partly brought to you by Sleep Magic. If bedtime is when your mind starts racing, try Sleep Magic - a soothing sleep hypnosis podcast hosted by hypnotherapist Jayni Terry, CHt designed to help you unwind, quiet your thoughts, and drift into deep, restorative rest. https://podfollow.com/1650407051 This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker.

    51 min
  5. Sleeping Aid: ISO 4000-1: Passenger Car Tires (CBT Therapy) - Loopable

    Jun 21 ·  Bonus • Subscribers Only

    Sleeping Aid: ISO 4000-1: Passenger Car Tires (CBT Therapy) - Loopable

    Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Today we honor a specific, enduring archetype: the quiet watchman of the family fleet. We escape the noise of the weekend to find comfort in the rigid, unyielding parameters of international automotive engineering. This Father’s Day edition features an objective reading of ISO 4000-1, the international standard that dictates the exact designatory nomenclature, dimensional tolerances, and load-capacity matrices for passenger car tires. We dive deep into the reality of aspect ratios, radial construction boundaries, and cold inflation pressure metrics. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn’t matter. This loopable version of the show is for existing subscribers.

    22 min
  6. Sleeping Aid: ISO 4000-1: Passenger Car Tires (CBT Therapy) - 8hr

    Jun 21 ·  Bonus • Subscribers Only

    Sleeping Aid: ISO 4000-1: Passenger Car Tires (CBT Therapy) - 8hr

    Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Today we honor a specific, enduring archetype: the quiet watchman of the family fleet. We escape the noise of the weekend to find comfort in the rigid, unyielding parameters of international automotive engineering. This Father’s Day edition features an objective reading of ISO 4000-1, the international standard that dictates the exact designatory nomenclature, dimensional tolerances, and load-capacity matrices for passenger car tires. We dive deep into the reality of aspect ratios, radial construction boundaries, and cold inflation pressure metrics. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn’t matter. This 8 hour version of the show is for existing subscribers.

    8h 12m
  7. Alternative Relaxation: ISCO-08 Clerical Worker Codes (Deep Voice ASMR Sleep)

    Jun 14

    Alternative Relaxation: ISCO-08 Clerical Worker Codes (Deep Voice ASMR Sleep)

    Sleep well to a deep, soothing voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This boring voice ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. This episode features a reading of Major Group 4 of the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO-08), which catalogs instructions and duties for clerical support roles worldwide. The text covers the 4-digit organizational grid managed by the International Labor Organization, itemizing the tasks assigned to general office clerks, customer service desk staff, and material recording teams. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning of the episode, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com/subscribe to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker.

    1h 12m
  8. Alternative relaxation: ISCO-08 Clerical Worker Codes (Deep Voice ASMR Sleep Aid) - 8hr

    Jun 14 ·  Bonus • Subscribers Only

    Alternative relaxation: ISCO-08 Clerical Worker Codes (Deep Voice ASMR Sleep Aid) - 8hr

    This episode features a reading of Major Group 4 of the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO-08), which catalogs instructions and duties for clerical support roles worldwide. The text covers the 4-digit organizational grid managed by the International Labor Organization, itemizing the tasks assigned to general office clerks, customer service desk staff, and material recording teams.

    8h 22m
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Can't sleep? Deeply Unimportant is a deep voice ASMR sleep aid for insomnia, relaxation, and racing minds that need to fall asleep and sleep well — an alternative to sleep stories, white noise, and AI voices. Host Dallas Kachan, a former national news anchor, reads technical standards and other uninteresting material in a deep, calm, flat, authoritative voice calibrated to send you to sleep. Not a sleep story. Not music. Not white noise. And not AI. Healthcare providers recommend Deeply Unimportant to patients struggling with insomnia, OCD, and executive dysfunction. The technique is based on cognitive shuffling, developed by Dr. Luc Beaudoin at Simon Fraser University, a research-based, non-pharmacological sleep aid and sleep ASMR protocol that quiets mind racing and racing thoughts. It's an alternative to CBT therapy for those who need structure to drift off. Free episodes are ad-supported. Subscribers get ad-free, loopable, and eight-hour editions that work offline — a sleeping aid that runs all night. If other sleep aids, bedtime stories, or ASMR for sleep haven't worked for you, try this. It's boring. That's the point. Search terms that bring people here: boring podcast to fall asleep, can't sleep podcast, boring voice ASMR, ASMR sleep, deep voice ASMR, sleep well podcast, sleep aid podcast, help me sleep, insomnia podcast, ADHD sleep, OCD sleep, anxiety sleep, cognitive shuffle, bedtime story alternative.

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