🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — April 9, 2026 🌄 Live from behind the cornpone curtain, where the hills are green, the facts are stubborn, and the deficit is still very real. 💸 Funding the Truth (One Dollar at a Time) April funding limps along: $1,740 deficit, working to cover just the second day of the month. Listener-supported as always—no ads, no masters, just the Horn family. Daily password: “False.” (Make of that what you will.) 🌸 Hills, Hollers & Holidays Roxanne celebrates a rare, perfect West Virginia spring day—71° and climbing. Passover noted as ending at sunset, courtesy of the community. 🧳 Melania, Epstein & The Art of the Backfire Melania Trump issues a denial of Epstein/Maxwell ties—awkward wording included (“convinced” vs. “convicted”). Polls sink: historically low favorability for a First Lady in a second term. Media reaction: the statement only made things worse—and may be a distraction from bigger geopolitical fires. 🧱 The LEGO War (Yes, Really) Iranian propaganda goes surreal: AI-generated LEGO leaders rapping at Trump (“Nitwit Nero”) and Netanyahu. Roxanne: while the White House obsesses over Epstein optics, the Iran situation spirals offstage. 🚀 Space Interlude: Artemis 2 Splashdown scheduled off San Diego. Engineers relying on a “lofted re-entry” workaround after prior heat shield concerns. Even in chaos, physics still works. Mostly. 🐝 RFK Jr. & The Swarm of Absurdity Satirical jab: eat more bees. Sure, why not. New book exposes RFK Jr.’s “lust demon” diaries—used, allegedly, to manipulate his late wife. Roxanne: sometimes reality reads like parody, and parody reads like prophecy. 🕊️ In Memoriam: Carol Baker The Horn family loses a beloved voice—blogger, wit, and originator of unforgettable phrases. A reminder: communities are built person by person, and felt most when one is gone. 📞 Caller Corner: Jeremy Checks In Clean bill of health—colonoscopy and eyes both clear. DoorDash fiasco ends in a refund and a self-fetched sandwich. Small victories matter. 🔥 Politics, Potholes & Public Lands Trump turns on former MAGAT media allies—calls them “low IQ.” Loyalty expires fast. Environmental rollbacks: Boundary Waters mining push, bison protections slashed (“DEI for cows,” say critics). UN voice calls for ceasefire abroad while tensions simmer everywhere. 🎭 Odds, Ends & American Theater Hunter Biden jokes about a cage match with the Trump sons. Civilization continues. Kristi Noem’s latest bureaucratic venture already wobbling—staff sidelined. 🎶 Soundtrack of the Collapse “Burning My Red Hat” 🔥 — for the MAGATs finding the exit. “He’s a Genuine American Hero” — ICE satire with teeth. 🧠 Final Thought: The Glue Is You Roxanne closes with a reminder: this isn’t just a show—it’s a community. Stay connected. Stay loud. Stay human. 📻 Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — “Wayne and Gina, it’s all for you.”
