No Forking Nonsense - The Nutritionist UK

Paul Evans

Hosted by Paul Evans, Registered Nutritionist (@paulthenutritionist) Tired of the endless food fads, influencer nonsense, and TikTok nutrition “hacks”? This podcast cuts through it all. No Forking Nonsense delivers straight-talking, science-backed nutrition advice that actually makes sense — in under 20 minutes. No fluff. No fads. Just real answers from a qualified expert who knows what works in the real world. Each episode tackles one myth, one headline, or one common mistake — and gives you clear, practical takeaways you can apply straight away. Whether you're trying to eat better, feel more human, or just stop falling for the same old food BS — this is the show for you. Follow now and stop forking about.

  1. 8 APR

    IT'S NOT IBS! (You've been mis-diagnosed!)

    👉 Book your free 30 minute call here: https://calendly.com/paulthenutritionist/new-meeting If you've ever been told you have IBS and left the GP feeling like you know roughly as much as when you walked in, this episode is for you. IBS affects up to one in five people in the UK. It's one of the most common diagnoses going. And it's also one of the vaguest. No blood test. No scan. No definitive answer. Just a label that essentially says your gut is unhappy and we're not entirely sure why. In this episode Paul breaks down what IBS actually is, why the term is so frustratingly broad, why it genuinely seems like everyone has it these days, and what the research actually says about managing it properly. He covers the gut-brain connection and why stress and anxiety aren't just things that happen alongside IBS but are often part of what's driving it. He gets into the low FODMAP diet, what the evidence says, and why it's a tool not a life sentence. And he explains why two people can have the same diagnosis and need completely different approaches. No waffle. No supplement plugs. Just a registered nutritionist telling you what's actually going on and what you can do about it. And at the end of the episode Paul has opened up a limited number of free 30 minute calls next week — something he doesn't normally do. If your gut has been a problem for years and you're not sure where to start, grab a slot before they go. 👉 https://calendly.com/paulthenutritionist/new-meeting Topics covered: what IBS actually is, the Rome IV diagnostic criteria explained simply, why IBS is an umbrella term not a single condition, the gut-brain axis, low FODMAP evidence, fibre, probiotics, stress and sleep, and how to start identifying your personal triggers.

    16 min
  2. 1 APR

    YOU ARE BEING LIED TO ABOUT ULTRA PROCESSED FOOD [THE TRUTH]

    FOR 5 DAYS OF FREE COACHING GO TO: tinyurl.com/kickstarter26 Ultra-processed foods are everywhere in the headlines right now. But are they actually killing you, or is this another case of nutrition science being turned into clickbait? In this episode Paul cuts through the noise on one of the most talked-about topics in nutrition right now. From the origins of the NOVA classification system to the actual research behind the UPF headlines, this is the honest, balanced take you won't get from a documentary or a social media scare post. Paul breaks down what "ultra-processed" actually means under the NOVA system, and why the definition is a lot broader and blunter than most people realise. Spoiler: your baked beans, your Weetabix, and half the "healthy" food in your cupboard probably qualifies. He also digs into the science, including the major BMJ umbrella review, the NIH clinical trial that made headlines, and the crucial difference between association and causation that nobody seems to want to talk about. And then there's the argument that might ruffle a few feathers. If you're drinking regularly, not hitting your protein, barely eating any veg and not sleeping properly, worrying about emulsifiers is a fart in a thunderstorm. Paul makes the case that for most people, the UPF conversation is a distraction from the basics that would actually change their body and their health. Honest, evidence-based, and zero waffle. As always.

    12 min
  3. 18 MAR

    HOW TO FEED YOUR FAMILY [NUTRITIOUS & QUICK]

    FOR FIVE DAYS OF COMPLETELY FREE COACHING HEAD TOO: Tinyurl.com/kickstarter26 Trying to feed your family healthy food without spending hours in the kitchen or a fortune at Tesco? You're not alone. I'm Paul Evans, registered nutritionist (MSc, RNutr), and in this episode of No Forking Nonsense I'm giving you practical, realistic advice on how to feed your family properly without it being another full-time job. In this episode: Why family nutrition is so hard (and why it's not your fault)The one meal rule: how to stop cooking multiple dinners every nightBatch cooking that actually works for busy parents (3 meals, not 14)How to get kids to eat vegetables (the actual science, not Instagram tricks)Budget-friendly family meals that don't cost a fortuneWhy you should stop hiding veg and what to do insteadSimple meal ideas your family will actually eat for under £1.50 per portionWhat to do when your partner eats differently to youQuick wins you can implement this weekI reference multiple studies including research from Penn State University on vegetable acceptance, University College London on food exposure frequency (kids need to see a food 10-15 times before trying it), and evidence on why cooking one family meal reduces picky eating. This isn't perfect-parent Instagram nonsense. This is real advice for real families who are time-poor, budget-conscious, and just trying to get dinner on the table without everyone losing it. If you're a parent who feels guilty about fish fingers on a Wednesday, this episode is for you. For five days of completely free coaching head to tinyurl.com/kickstarter26

    23 min

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Hosted by Paul Evans, Registered Nutritionist (@paulthenutritionist) Tired of the endless food fads, influencer nonsense, and TikTok nutrition “hacks”? This podcast cuts through it all. No Forking Nonsense delivers straight-talking, science-backed nutrition advice that actually makes sense — in under 20 minutes. No fluff. No fads. Just real answers from a qualified expert who knows what works in the real world. Each episode tackles one myth, one headline, or one common mistake — and gives you clear, practical takeaways you can apply straight away. Whether you're trying to eat better, feel more human, or just stop falling for the same old food BS — this is the show for you. Follow now and stop forking about.

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