Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Idiots On Parade
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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

  1. 5D AGO

    Episode 666: TikTok

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —TikTok —NOT South Park —Alyson Hannigan 00:00 Introductions 06:51 Clickbait 09:39 Alyson Hannigan 18:03 Tariffs 33:02 The Mrs. TikTok nathan gets booted off TikTok Live every week, because TikTok has the absolute worst algorithm on the planet. Just a gigantic piece of garbage. Clickbait A fella who wrote for South Park for a year or two over twenty years ago wants to send Barron Trump to Iran. So what do the headlines say?“SOUTH PARK WRITER!”Not “former,” but current. They suggest it’s Matt, Trey, or someone on the show at the moment, but it’s all a lie. Speaking of clickbait… Alyson Hannigan A clickbait headline suggests her life is in turmoil, but nope! Just clickbait. She’s lived a spectacular life. Tariffs The Supreme Court ruled that Trump’s illegal tariffs were illegal, and now a Federal Judge has said that all the importers are due a refund. Will Trump pay? No. The Mrs. nathan’s wife calls in, but not as a guest… Nope, her phone went missing, and the podcast comes to an end as nathan helps her locate it. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    34 min

  2. MAR 3

    Episode 665: Iran

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —YouTube Live —Iran 00:00 Introductions 03:38 Derek Carr 04:38 Martin Short 06:04 Bafta Awards 08:52 Allen Osborne 17:04 Casey Means 22:58 Iran YouTube Live It sucks. I wish they’d fix it. Derek Carr He retired, but will return to the NFL to play with a contender. Um… Any team you’re quarterbacking is automatically NOT a contender, Derek. It’s that simple. Martin Short He lost his daughter recently, and that’s tragic beyond words. But, don’t expect the horrible, click-bait media to not take advantage of something tragic… Bafta Awards The worst racial slur was dropped, but people handled it well, because it came from a man with Tourette’s Syndrome.Well… Most everyone handled it well, but not Google. Allen Osborne Allen was caught doing something extremely naughty to a dead deer, but you know what? At least it wasn’t a live person. I think that’s a win.  Casey Means Casey is completely unqualified to become the next Surgeon General, which means the position will most likely be handed to her on a platter. Iran We’re at war, because we have an incompetent president. It’s literally that simple. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    44 min

  3. FEB 23

    Episode 664: Prince Andrew, Arrested

    Episode 664: Prince Andrew, Arrested This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Gambling —Prince Andrew —Stephen Colbert 00:00 Introductions 08:22 Iowa News 12:09 Prince Andrew 19:12 Reality TV 40:05 Texas Primaries 41:01 Tiny Houses 43:41 Stephen Colbert 50:36 Anti-Smoking Options Introductions nathan talks about, but doesn’t name, the worst person on the planet, and Jake discussing his gambling addiction. Iowa News What kind of story makes for the best, most informative news? One that contains absolutely zero information. Prince Andrew Someone has finally been arrested in connection with the Epstein Files, and it was the Brits who showed the rest of the world the way forward: Prince Andrew was arrested. Unfortunately, he was arrested for something involving… IDK, insider trading? He was also released the same day. So… Yeah. Pedos still run rampant, as long as they’re well-connected. Reality TV Shia LaBeouf and Ezra Miller are both insane… Why hasn’t Hollywood created a reality show around them? Texas Primaries Someone is adding “Epstein Approved” to Republican political signs in Texas, showing once again: not all heroes wear capes. Tiny Houses People will complain about anything and everything, including affordable housing for single people or young couples. Stephen Colbert Brendan Carr is one of the biggest douchebags on the planet, and he recently decided that Texas Democrat and actual ChristianJames Talarico couldn’t appear on The Colbert Report. (Or whatever show Colbert hosts these days.)(Also: when I write “actual Christian,” I mean as opposed to people like JD Vance, Mike Huckabee, and Elon Musk, who use say “Jesus,” while acting in direct opposition to the teachings of Jesus.) Anti-Smoking Options Very cool human Jerry O’Connell said he had to give up smoking, because his smoking hot wife, Rebecca Romijn, was withholding physical intimacy. Good on ya, Rebecca!  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    54 min

  4. FEB 16

    Episode 663: James Van Der Beek

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —James Van Der Beek  —Bad Bunny —Jill Zarin 00:00 Introductions 04:30 James Van Der Beek 14:27 Bad Bunny 22:39 Super Bowl Prank 26:48 Jill Zarin 30:49 Free Meals for ICE 36:46 Pardoned by Trump James Van Der Beek This one hurt, and it’s weird, because I wasn’t a fan. I wasn’t a hater, the Beek is just someone I didn’t really follow. I knew he was sick, I knew he was fighting, but I didn’t know how bad it was. I feel for his family. Bad Bunny Well, now we’ve seen the halftime show. How was it? Meh. But, “meh” is better than most Super Bowl halftime shows, so, that’s a win.  Super Bowl Prank This. Made. Me. LAUGH. Jill Zarin Jill is a complete moron.  Why we make stupid people famous is beyond me.  Free Meals for ICE Sure, the restaurant is doing something horrible, but what does your stupid review from Los Angeles have to do with a restaurant in Arizona?  Pardoned by Trump We live in a world where evil lives consequence free. Yay. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    49 min

  5. FEB 10

    Episode 662: Gambling

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Gambling —Gus Kenworthy —Donald Trump 00:00 Introductions 04:06 Gus Kenworthy 10:46 Donald Trump 21:18 60 Minutes 33:23 Kid Rock 36:49 MTG 40:07 Hunter Biden Gambling Jake’s into it. Gus Kenworthy The man is an Olympic liar.  He told news outlets that he went pee in the snow and wrote an anti-ICE message. That. Is. A. Lie. It’s either photoshop, AI, or poured Monster Energy Drink, but there’s no way his peenminship was that good.  Donald Trump He’s racist, who knew? (Everyone, everyone knew. Tim Scott is an idiot.) 60 Minutes Many people are complaining that Bari Weiss is ruining the integrity of CBS News, and while that’s probably true, CBS has nothing to really be proud of. 60 Minutes has blown goats for years. The Insider, Dan Whitney… Don’t know who Dan Whitney is? Watch the segment. (This time, 60 Minutes was preparing to air a puff piece on a fraudster, but pulled it after he ended up in the Epstein Files.)  Kid Rock Turns out, his lyrics aren’t very Christian.  Who knew?(Everyone. Everyone knew.) MTG In one of the most amazing surprises of all time, Marjorie Taylor Greene is becoming… Somewhat reasonable? She’s not completely sane yet, but she has finally seen through the lies being peddled by her former hero.  Let’s see if she can remain on this path. Hunter Biden You know who ISN’T in the Epstein Files?Hunter. Biden. American hero. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    46 min

  6. FEB 4

    Episode 661: Cancel Culture

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Football —Cancel Culture —Erika Kirk —Amazon 00:00 Introductions 06:26 Cancel Culture 23:15 Erika Kirk 36:52 Amazon Cancel Culture This first story is a doozy… A natural gum company, Underbrush, went live on TikTok.  They were promoting, wait for it, their gum. An insane woman showed up and started talking politics, and after VERY politely telling her they didn’t want to make their company political, they blocked her. Because she wouldn’t shut up. So, naturally, she went online and created a video about how awful the company was, and her dumber-than-a-box-of-rocks followers all piled on the company. Fascinating stuff. Erika Kirk Candice Owens, beautiful but insane, released an audio track of Erika Kirk (insane and insane) giggling over how much money they raised at her husband’s memorial… ELEVEN DAYS AFTER HE WAS ASSASSINATED. That’s… Bizarre. Amazon They can afford to bribe Donald Trump by paying Melania $28 million to star in a propaganda piece about herself, but can’t afford their workers, apparently. 30,000 people are about to lose their jobs. The economy is doing great!  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    45 min

  7. JAN 28

    Episode 660: ICE Does it Again

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Alex Pretti —LeAnn Rimes —Sean Penn 00:00 Introductions 05:54 Alex Pretti 28:57 Gambling 33:22 LeAnn Rimes 40:17 Sean Penn 43:53 Stranger Things Alex Pretti ICE murdered another U.S. citizen, a civilian taking advantage of his First Amendment rights. Yup. Gambling A four-year-old girl was picking football teams, and it was cute. Then losers lost money using her suggestions, and the family got death threats. LeAnn Rimes No, this isn’t about her cheating on her husband and stealing another woman’s husband, this is clickbait wellness nonsense.  Her teeth fell out?No. Her bridge fell out. Sean Penn We SHOULD talk about the fact he’s dating a 30-year-old woman, but, nah, we’re talking about more clickbait nonsense. Stranger Things Two cast members made innocuous jokes, and the dumbest crybabies on the internet were offended. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    51 min

  8. JAN 20

    Episode 659: Applying for ICE

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Laura Jedeed —Circumcision —Hairy Butts 00:00 Introductions 00:20 Laura Jedeed 07:49 Circumcision 16:17 Renee Good  17:46 The Lottery 22:49 Venezuela 27:46 Jerome Powell  29:31 Daniel Stern 36:42 The Media 38:15 Hairy Butt 40:52 Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang Laura Jedeed  Laura is a reporter, and she just exposed the lie that the government is screening applicants interested in joining ICE. Circumcision Jake and I once casually mentioned circumcision in passing, and the craziest of the crazy anti-circumcision nut bags came out in force.  Now it happens whenever we make fun of them. Renee Good Her family lives up to her name: they ended the GoFundMe set up in their name and asked people to donate to others in need. In a world of take, take, take, it’s nice to see kindness in place, especially in the wake of a horrific tragedy. The Lottery People will complain about anything and everything. Because people suck. Venezuela Do they have the best or the worst oil? Depends on when you ask, because Trump has taken both stances. Thankfully, his brain dead followers won’t call him out on his hypocrisy, so he can continue to get away with it. Jerome Powell The Fed Chair seems to have something no Republican does: balls. He’s standing up for the people. We’ll see what happens. Daniel Stern A man wants a little nookie, and has cash. A woman wants a little cash, and can help said man. Seems like a fair deal. Nope!Gotta get Johnny Law involved, because two consenting adults shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions about their own bodies. The Media Nothing is edited, nothing is fact-checked, nothing is proofed. All we get is a stream of errors, and outright lies. Hairy Butt Don’t shave it, use a cream! Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang Crybabies.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    46 min
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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

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