Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Idiots On Parade
  • 4.5 (8)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

  1. 2d ago

    Episode 681: Big Tobacco, Big Bribes

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Tariff Refunds —Big Tobacco 00:00 Introductions 03:45 Tariff Refunds 11:54 Obamacare Enrollment 16:08 Big Tobacco  26:54 Censorship! Tariff Refunds Our moron in chief threw illegal tariffs onto imports, we paid the extra costs, and now the companies are getting the refunds.  Thank you, complete idiots who voted for this. Obamacare Enrollment  Numbers are plummeting, but not for the reason you think. Logic would dictate that rising costs are causing people to drop their insurance, but don’t worry, the moron in charge says it was “phantom enrollments.” Big Tobacco  The U.S. had curbed flavored vapes aimed at kids, but one bribe to Donald Trump later, that’s changing… Censorship! Apple News and Google suppressed negative Graham Platner stories!So much so, that the only time anyone saw Graham Platner in the news, is when it was a negative story. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  2. Jul 14

    Episode 680: The Islamic Republic of Japan

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Conor McGregor —Arson in the News —Islamic Republic of Japan 00:00 Introductions 04:30 Conor McGregor 14:50 Arson in the News 20:50 Biohacking 22:57 Anti-vax Murder Mom 33:18 Islamic Republic of Japan 34:51 Conservative College Courses Conor McGregor Apparently he went down IMMEDIATELY.  I hope you didn’t pay for view this “fight,” because you wasted your money. Also discussed: A Swiss player flops in the World Cup, and the ref gives him a deserved second yellow card. EVERY SOCCER PLAYER THAT FLOPS SHOULD BE BOOTED FROM THE GAME. I like watching the World Cup, but my God… They’re all a bunch of ankle-grabbing crybabies. Oh, and I guess Lindsey Graham died. Shoulda happened 15 years ago.  Arson in the News Um… I don’t want to make the algorithm angry, so I’m gonna be careful here, but apparently Christopher Peden chopped off his own twig & berries, and lit them on fire. Yeah. So… drugs, mental illness, or both?  Biohacking Brian Johnson said, “I’m going to live forever!”  Mother Nature said, “Hold my beer.” Anti-Vax Murder Mom RFK Jr. is one of the worst people on the planet, and Andrea Shaw is using that to her advantage.  She allegedly murdered her babies, and blamed the flu shot. Why? Because she knew that a crowd of anti-vaxxers would embrace her, because they are so very, very stupid.  Islamic Republic of Japan Trump is just so very, very stupid. Conservative College Courses West Virginia spent $3 million to create a college course that fights the “woke” agenda. One person signed up. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  3. Jul 8

    Episode 679: Mexican Batman

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Banana Ball —Mexican Batman 00:00 Introductions 07:55 Banana Ball 14:41 Mexican Batman 21:40 Shrek 5 27:26 Trump Coin 31:03 California Volume 32:52 State Fair 250 37:10 Rush  Banana Ball Could Major League Baseball learn something from the Savanah Bananas? YES. Implement the new rules, but not the dancing? Boom. Baseball is fixed. Mexican Batman A hero is taping motorcycle thieves to poles, and I’m here for it. Shrek 5 Shrek was a brilliant, fun movie. Every sequel has been absolute garbage.  So of COURSE they’re making another one. Bleh. Trump Coin He’s made hundreds of millions; “investors” have lost billions. Lol, morons.  California Volume California gets almost everything wrong, especially housing and homelessness, but they got the volume control on advertising right. Good on ya, California. State Fair 250 The fact Fox outright lies to people is nothing new—they had to pay $700 million for doing so about election 2020. But now they’re doing it so very, very blatantly… You have to be so incredibly stupid to consider Fox News a source of information… Rush They’re cancelling shows the right way. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/ 23:06

  4. Jun 30

    Episode 678: Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong, Way Wrong

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Jackass 5 —Trump’s Reflecting Pool —Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong 00:00 Introductions 00:23 Jackass 5 08:50 Trump’s Reflecting Pool 13:53 America 250 Fair 17:55 Save America Act 27:39 Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong 37:31 Test Fraud in College Jackass, Best & Last nathan took his eleven-year-old son to the movie, which is the perfect age for such nonsense. The kiddo loved it, nathan liked it…  …but ultimately has to admit, spending your money on seeing it in the theater is a bit of a waste. Trump’s Reflecting Pool It’s a nice combination of funny & sad that the reflecting pool debacle is an apples-to-apples representation of Trump’s presidency.  America 250 Fair It’s bombing thus far. But, hey… on the plus side, no one had to sit through Vanilla Ice. That’s a win. Save America Act Trump is holding the bipartisan Affordable Housing Bill hostage because he wants to repress the vote. Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong There are several certainties in life: death, taxes, the fact you do not need butt implants, and the fact that if you do get butt implants, do not go to a strip mall “medical” facility to have them removed. Thus spaketh the Lord. Test Fraud in College An Amazon driver took tests for college students… …AND MADE MILLIONS!! Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/ 23:06

  5. Jun 23

    Episode 677: Modern Dating

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Modern Dating —Trump’s Reflecting Pool 00:00 Introductions 01:04 Modern Dating 05:33 Portugal Soccer 18:19 Rod Stewart 28:27 Trump’s Reflecting Pool —Modern Dating A woman started dating appropriately, and thought she’d done something special. Weird. —Portugal Soccer Portugal soccer players refused to leave their Florida hotel rooms, because they saw alligators on the pitch. —Rod Stewart South Park made fun of Rod for being too old to perform TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO… and people are still paying to see him live. WHY??? —Trump’s Reflecting Pool $15 million to a friend, to fail. I wonder what the kickback was. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  6. Jun 7

    Episode 676: The Importance of Mötley Crüe

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Mötley Crüe 00:00 Introductions 02:19 Mötley Crüe 11:46 $1.8 Billion Slush Fund 21:24 Michael Jackson 28:08 University of Iowa 35:24 Military Religions Mötley Crüe Aaaaaand, it’s gone. After every C list celebrity performer outside of D list Vanilla Ice pulled out, Trump has turned America’s Birthday into a MAGA rally. Go morons!  Also: was Mötley Crüe the most influential Hair Metal band of the 1980s?Yes. Yes they were. $1.8 Billion Slush Fund Did you beat a cop on January 6th?  Then YOU are entitled to compensation. The most corrupt president in all of history does it again. Michael Jackson The successful bio pic (biography picture, not biopic) is getting a sequel! So… Are they going to make it realistic this time? Will the FULL story be told, now? Or will the dark truths be ignored again? University of Iowa Conservative hypocrites did it!  Wooo!They are mandating a class no one wants at the University of Iowa.  Indoctrination, indeed… Military Religions The military has stopped recognizing over 200 religions… I mean, that’s a good start, right? Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  7. Jun 5

    Episode 675: Iranian Peace Talks

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Iranian Peace Talks —James Talarico 00:00 Introductions 05:37 Iran 08:40 James Talarico 15:47 U-Haul 23:57 Thomas Massie 31:34 CBS  36:06 Comey Prosecutor 40:26 Speed Cameras Iran We’re so close to a peace deal!Oh, wait. This was recorded several days ago, and the needle hasn’t moved an inch. It’s almost like the orange blowhard moron is, dare I say it, a liar.  James Talarico Every election cycle, we hear that Texas is on the verge of turning blue. And then it goes SOLIDLY red. But, a Dem won in Alabama after the Republicans nominated a pedo. Ken Paxton protects pedos, and is a horrible, horrible person… Does that mean Talarico might slip in a win? U-Haul A trailer missing for 14 years turns up. What?  Thomas Massie He’s down, but not out… CBS They fired Colbert, even though he was in first place in his time slot. His replacement? Last place. However… is the new show more profitable? Comey Prosecutor The lead prosecutor in the James Comey 86/47 has quit without reason. Well… The reason is: they have no case. It’s all vindictive bs. Speed Cameras Using citizens as piggy banks. That’s all those are good for. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  8. May 25

    Episode 674: Republicans & Child Marriage

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Trump Phones 2.0 —Republicans & Child Marriage 00:00 Introductions 01:02 Trump Phones 2.0 05:33 Republicans & Child Marriage 19:53 The University of Iowa 28:34 Black Boycott 35:00 Dumbocrats 41:01 Ben Palmer Trump Phones 2.0 We got it wrong!  We said Trump was grifting, and that the phones would never arrive, and BAM! Customers got their phones! Sure, they weren’t made in America, so the idea they would be was an outright lie, they were missing two stripes, but who cares? Two of the original 13 colonies were sissies anyway… …and BONUS, they’re already leaking user data! Ah, morons.  That’s what you MAGA cultists are. Complete morons.  Republicans & Child Marriage Should a 12-year-old girl be married off to a 40-year-old man? No. Never. But Republicans will fight for the right of a religious group to do so, even if they hide it under the guise of, “What if two 16-year-olds want to get married.” Child marriage is gross, but Republicans seem to love it. The University of Iowa Republicans in Iowa want to force students to take classes the students aren’t interested in. Because, you know, liberals are indoctrinating kids.  Black Boycott The Supreme Court struck down voting rights for under-represented people, and states across the U.S. started gerrymandering districts in order to repress the population. How to fight this? Hit ‘em where it hurts. The idea Black athletes would turn down offers from Universities in these districts, these states, is fantastic. It would be massive… If it happened. Come on, Black athletes… do your thing. Dumbocrats Ben Palmer Ben is a comedian who exposed the worst of America by creating a fake website that confused dimwits into thinking they were reporting illegal immigrants to the Department of Homeland Security. One horrible woman wanted a kindergartner deported for being brown. Racists walk among us, and they vote. Anyway, the DHS took note, and issued a “BOLO” (Be on the Lookout for) notification regarding Palmer. Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

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