Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Idiots On Parade
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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

  1. 1d ago

    Episode 685: Coca-Cola Christians

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Coca-Cola Christians —A Nonprofit CEO 00:00 Introductions 03:43 Coca-Cola Christians 12:53 Nonprofit CEO  25:31 Employee of the Week 29:05 Trump: In the Navy 41:27 Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert Coca-Cola Christians Question: who’s stupider, Coca-Cola executives for NOT seeing the controversy that would hit them if they censored personalized cans, or Christians, for being the whiniest crybaby snowflakes on the planet?  Nonprofit CEO The CEO of a California-based (Los Angeles specifically) nonprofit designed to assist homeless people… …lives in a mansion in Hawaii, and earned almost a million dollars a year over the course of a couple years. Is Carol Adelkoff bilking the system? Tune in and find out. Employee of the Week Shake Shack employee Keondre Simmons called in sick to work, showed up and robbed the place, and then showed up for his next shift a couple days later. Hero. Trump: In the Navy Trump wants to waste billions of dollars making the Navy less technologically advanced, and therefore weaker. How long before we discover he received a bribe from a company that can dumb down the ships Trump wants to worsen?  Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert We paid Argentina $20 billion after telling American farmers “USA #1,” and now their beef is being recalled. The Duggars are the worst family in the world, and Lauren Boebert and Sarah Pailin have more in common than being horrible politicians. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  2. Aug 11

    Episode 684: Boy George Wrote a Bad Song

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Best Clickbait Headlines —The Worst Job Interview —Boy George 00:00 Introductions 00:37 The Worst Job Interview 13:30 Clickbait Headlines 22:13 Boy George 30:25 The Odyssey  43:24 JimothyThe Worst Job Interview nathan got a lead on a corporate gig, but the people in charge have absolutely no clue what they’re doing. Clickbait Headlines Sometimes they’re great, sometimes they’re horrible, this week we’re looking at one from each category. Side note: the worst one this week involves the WNBA, where all the coverage is about race, and none of the coverage is about the games. Boy George Boy George wrote a new song!Kind of.He wrote lyrics for a new song, and then had AI write the… I guess you’d call it, “music.” It’s pretty bad, but it upset all the right people, because it’s a pro-Israel diddy you can tap your foot to. But, the outraged are ignoring the lyrics for the stance, and soiling their diapers. Because that’s what they do. The Odyssey  If you don’t like it, you’re MAGA! So screams the left, who refuse to let the film stand on its own merits, but must reduce everything to politics, even where no politics exist. Also: John Leguizamo is a hypocrite.  Why?  How?  Tune in and find out. Jimothy A crybaby is trying to use everyone’s favorite raccoon to push an agenda.This is why we can’t have nice things. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  3. Aug 3

    Episode 683: Homoerotic Christian Gyms

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Best Clickbait Headlines —Homoerotic Christian Gyms 00:00 Introductions 01:29 The Best Clickbait Headlines 14:23 Homoerotic Christian Gyms 27:51 Supergirl 31:14 Afroman The Best Clickbait Headlines If you’re a listener, you know we love us some clickbait here on the pod, and these are the two best we’ve ever come across. Eye catching, intriguing, interesting… These two clickbait headlines are tops in our book. Homoerotic Christian Gyms Addicts… they can be a fun hang, if they’re addicted to booze, pills, or some other mind-altering substance. But man… when they switch from that to an addiction to religion? Insufferable. Simple-minded douchebag Jeff Hambrecht is an addict, and because he lacks the ability to not cheat on his wife, instead of seeking therapy, he decided to create the most homoerotic Christian gym, ever. Afroman Oh, this is beautiful… After being unjustly maligned by police, he wrote some diss tracks. The police sued, and he won. Now, Afroman is suing the police for their actions. Please, Jesus… let him win.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  4. Jul 27

    Episode 682: The Constantly Attacked Caitlin Clark

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Stupid People —Caitlin Clark 00:00 Introductions 01:42 Stupid People 05:43 Good Food 22:27 Medical Testing in India 25:45 Caitlin Clark 36:35 Courtney Stodden Stupid People Do you know someone that reacts to the first ten seconds of something, and thinks they know the whole picture? Well, you know someone stupid!“I watched the first few seconds of Titanic… I bet the ship makes it!” “I watched the opening to Saving Private Ryan… wow, looks like Germany is gonna win!” Jumping to conclusions makes you a moron, plain and simple. Good Food When you’re eating ethnic food, should you go to a fine dining establishment, or a hole in the wall? My wife answered incorrectly, but I was able to help her see the light. Medical Testing in India This is nothing more than a story about bad journalism. Caitlin Clark It is beyond insane how much abuse the face of the WNBA takes.  For all the talk of women being “sisters,” and womanhood is a “sisterhood,” man, them catty witches attack her for being the best in the league non-stop. To make things super fun, “journalist” Nancy Armour either went for rage bait, or the title of dumbest woman on the planet, because she said Clark is responsible for fueling racism. Courtney Stodden At age 16, Courtney Stodden married 51 year-old pedo, Doug Hutchison. And, yes, that is absolutely the correct usage of pedo. Now she wants to protect girls from being child brides, and God bless her for it.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  5. Jul 22

    Episode 681: Big Tobacco, Big Bribes

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Tariff Refunds —Big Tobacco 00:00 Introductions 03:45 Tariff Refunds 11:54 Obamacare Enrollment 16:08 Big Tobacco  26:54 Censorship! Tariff Refunds Our moron in chief threw illegal tariffs onto imports, we paid the extra costs, and now the companies are getting the refunds.  Thank you, complete idiots who voted for this. Obamacare Enrollment  Numbers are plummeting, but not for the reason you think. Logic would dictate that rising costs are causing people to drop their insurance, but don’t worry, the moron in charge says it was “phantom enrollments.” Big Tobacco  The U.S. had curbed flavored vapes aimed at kids, but one bribe to Donald Trump later, that’s changing… Censorship! Apple News and Google suppressed negative Graham Platner stories!So much so, that the only time anyone saw Graham Platner in the news, is when it was a negative story. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  6. Jul 14

    Episode 680: The Islamic Republic of Japan

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Conor McGregor —Arson in the News —Islamic Republic of Japan 00:00 Introductions 04:30 Conor McGregor 14:50 Arson in the News 20:50 Biohacking 22:57 Anti-vax Murder Mom 33:18 Islamic Republic of Japan 34:51 Conservative College Courses Conor McGregor Apparently he went down IMMEDIATELY.  I hope you didn’t pay for view this “fight,” because you wasted your money. Also discussed: A Swiss player flops in the World Cup, and the ref gives him a deserved second yellow card. EVERY SOCCER PLAYER THAT FLOPS SHOULD BE BOOTED FROM THE GAME. I like watching the World Cup, but my God… They’re all a bunch of ankle-grabbing crybabies. Oh, and I guess Lindsey Graham died. Shoulda happened 15 years ago.  Arson in the News Um… I don’t want to make the algorithm angry, so I’m gonna be careful here, but apparently Christopher Peden chopped off his own twig & berries, and lit them on fire. Yeah. So… drugs, mental illness, or both?  Biohacking Brian Johnson said, “I’m going to live forever!”  Mother Nature said, “Hold my beer.” Anti-Vax Murder Mom RFK Jr. is one of the worst people on the planet, and Andrea Shaw is using that to her advantage.  She allegedly murdered her babies, and blamed the flu shot. Why? Because she knew that a crowd of anti-vaxxers would embrace her, because they are so very, very stupid.  Islamic Republic of Japan Trump is just so very, very stupid. Conservative College Courses West Virginia spent $3 million to create a college course that fights the “woke” agenda. One person signed up. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  7. Jul 8

    Episode 679: Mexican Batman

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Banana Ball —Mexican Batman 00:00 Introductions 07:55 Banana Ball 14:41 Mexican Batman 21:40 Shrek 5 27:26 Trump Coin 31:03 California Volume 32:52 State Fair 250 37:10 Rush  Banana Ball Could Major League Baseball learn something from the Savanah Bananas? YES. Implement the new rules, but not the dancing? Boom. Baseball is fixed. Mexican Batman A hero is taping motorcycle thieves to poles, and I’m here for it. Shrek 5 Shrek was a brilliant, fun movie. Every sequel has been absolute garbage.  So of COURSE they’re making another one. Bleh. Trump Coin He’s made hundreds of millions; “investors” have lost billions. Lol, morons.  California Volume California gets almost everything wrong, especially housing and homelessness, but they got the volume control on advertising right. Good on ya, California. State Fair 250 The fact Fox outright lies to people is nothing new—they had to pay $700 million for doing so about election 2020. But now they’re doing it so very, very blatantly… You have to be so incredibly stupid to consider Fox News a source of information… Rush They’re cancelling shows the right way. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/ 23:06

  8. Jun 30

    Episode 678: Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong, Way Wrong

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Jackass 5 —Trump’s Reflecting Pool —Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong 00:00 Introductions 00:23 Jackass 5 08:50 Trump’s Reflecting Pool 13:53 America 250 Fair 17:55 Save America Act 27:39 Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong 37:31 Test Fraud in College Jackass, Best & Last nathan took his eleven-year-old son to the movie, which is the perfect age for such nonsense. The kiddo loved it, nathan liked it…  …but ultimately has to admit, spending your money on seeing it in the theater is a bit of a waste. Trump’s Reflecting Pool It’s a nice combination of funny & sad that the reflecting pool debacle is an apples-to-apples representation of Trump’s presidency.  America 250 Fair It’s bombing thus far. But, hey… on the plus side, no one had to sit through Vanilla Ice. That’s a win. Save America Act Trump is holding the bipartisan Affordable Housing Bill hostage because he wants to repress the vote. Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong There are several certainties in life: death, taxes, the fact you do not need butt implants, and the fact that if you do get butt implants, do not go to a strip mall “medical” facility to have them removed. Thus spaketh the Lord. Test Fraud in College An Amazon driver took tests for college students… …AND MADE MILLIONS!! Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/ 23:06

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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

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