Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Idiots On Parade
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  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

  1. 3d ago

    Episode 688: Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Kinnick Stadium —Aubrey Plaza —Jimmy Kimmel 00:00 Introductions 05:20 Aubrey Plaza 12:50 Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC 29:22 John Malkovich & Israel 34:58 Yvonne “Missy” Woods Introductions nathan spent the morning cleaning up Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City.  What’s the most surprising thing he found? Tune in to find out. Aubrey Plaza Our clickbait of the week involves Aubrey, and her exciting dating history. Note: entertainment media is the absolute worst. Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC First and foremost: the FCC is run by a partisan a-hole hack.  Brendan Carr has his tongue so far up Trump’s butt that it’s sad.  He’s not protecting the airwaves, he’s protecting the Orange Douche. That said, the idea Jimmy Kimmel moved his James Talarico interview to YouTube was because of “FCC rules” is nonsense. Just have Ken Paxton on your show, and boom: problem solved. John Malkovich & Israel One of the few celebrities out there willing to travel to Israel just cancelled a performance, because Israel put words into his mouth. Oh, PR teams… How are you so bad at your jobs? Yvonne “Missy” Woods A Colorado crime analyst cheated the results, and is going to jail. Yikes. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  2. Sep 9

    Episode 687: Lindsay Clancy Wrap Up

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Lindsay Clancy —WI Judge Messes Up 00:00 Introductions 00:28 Lindsay Clancy 19:51 WI Judge Messes Up Lindsay Clancy The trail is over, and somehow we managed to not talk about it at all while the world was taking sides and digging in. What a time to be alive. Well, it was a mistrial. Is that because Massachusetts has horrible insanity laws? Probably. What’s next? Who knows? WI Judge Messes Up How this isn’t bigger news is beyond me. I need to be careful in the description here, because the algorithm doesn’t like certain words, topics, or truths, so suffice to say: a judge in Wisconsin just ruled in favor of something awful. Tune in to hear what. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  3. Aug 25

    Episode 686: Don’t Mess With the Zohran

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Zohran Mamdani —Trump Blames Vandals 00:00 Introductions 01:47 Zohran Mamdani 20:23 Trump Blames Vandals 28:26 Demon Hunters 36:58 More COVID Nonsense 39:43 Iowa Regents Zohran Mamdani People have opinions on Mamdani… But should they? If you don’t live in NYC, what do you care? And why? Trump Blames Vandals Donald Trump is the epitome of what it means to live a life free of reality, and consequences. All he does is lie, and it’s hilarious. (And sad.) Demon Hunters Christian music is hilariously bad of it’s on accord, but Christian metal? Lol, my God…  What is wrong with you, that you think hoarsely screaming into a microphone backed by distorted guitars and pounding drums is a good idea? Anyway, they’re suing Netflix, because Netflix apparently made enjoyable art using a similar name, and they’re jealous.  Or something like that.  More COVID Nonsense Why is it that whenever the RFK Jr. crowd crows about a report showing vaccinations are bad, it turns out the report is fraudulent? Oh, right… Because anti-science people aren’t interested in facts. Iowa Regents The Iowa Regents are a bunch of lying crybabies. They are doing everything they can to force a course no one wants down every student’s throat, and using taxpayer dollars to fund it. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  4. Aug 18

    Episode 685: Coca-Cola Christians

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Coca-Cola Christians —A Nonprofit CEO 00:00 Introductions 03:43 Coca-Cola Christians 12:53 Nonprofit CEO  25:31 Employee of the Week 29:05 Trump: In the Navy 41:27 Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert Coca-Cola Christians Question: who’s stupider, Coca-Cola executives for NOT seeing the controversy that would hit them if they censored personalized cans, or Christians, for being the whiniest crybaby snowflakes on the planet?  Nonprofit CEO The CEO of a California-based (Los Angeles specifically) nonprofit designed to assist homeless people… …lives in a mansion in Hawaii, and earned almost a million dollars a year over the course of a couple years. Is Carol Adelkoff bilking the system? Tune in and find out. Employee of the Week Shake Shack employee Keondre Simmons called in sick to work, showed up and robbed the place, and then showed up for his next shift a couple days later. Hero. Trump: In the Navy Trump wants to waste billions of dollars making the Navy less technologically advanced, and therefore weaker. How long before we discover he received a bribe from a company that can dumb down the ships Trump wants to worsen?  Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert We paid Argentina $20 billion after telling American farmers “USA #1,” and now their beef is being recalled. The Duggars are the worst family in the world, and Lauren Boebert and Sarah Pailin have more in common than being horrible politicians. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  5. Aug 11

    Episode 684: Boy George Wrote a Bad Song

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Best Clickbait Headlines —The Worst Job Interview —Boy George 00:00 Introductions 00:37 The Worst Job Interview 13:30 Clickbait Headlines 22:13 Boy George 30:25 The Odyssey  43:24 JimothyThe Worst Job Interview nathan got a lead on a corporate gig, but the people in charge have absolutely no clue what they’re doing. Clickbait Headlines Sometimes they’re great, sometimes they’re horrible, this week we’re looking at one from each category. Side note: the worst one this week involves the WNBA, where all the coverage is about race, and none of the coverage is about the games. Boy George Boy George wrote a new song!Kind of.He wrote lyrics for a new song, and then had AI write the… I guess you’d call it, “music.” It’s pretty bad, but it upset all the right people, because it’s a pro-Israel diddy you can tap your foot to. But, the outraged are ignoring the lyrics for the stance, and soiling their diapers. Because that’s what they do. The Odyssey  If you don’t like it, you’re MAGA! So screams the left, who refuse to let the film stand on its own merits, but must reduce everything to politics, even where no politics exist. Also: John Leguizamo is a hypocrite.  Why?  How?  Tune in and find out. Jimothy A crybaby is trying to use everyone’s favorite raccoon to push an agenda.This is why we can’t have nice things. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  6. Aug 3

    Episode 683: Homoerotic Christian Gyms

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Best Clickbait Headlines —Homoerotic Christian Gyms 00:00 Introductions 01:29 The Best Clickbait Headlines 14:23 Homoerotic Christian Gyms 27:51 Supergirl 31:14 Afroman The Best Clickbait Headlines If you’re a listener, you know we love us some clickbait here on the pod, and these are the two best we’ve ever come across. Eye catching, intriguing, interesting… These two clickbait headlines are tops in our book. Homoerotic Christian Gyms Addicts… they can be a fun hang, if they’re addicted to booze, pills, or some other mind-altering substance. But man… when they switch from that to an addiction to religion? Insufferable. Simple-minded douchebag Jeff Hambrecht is an addict, and because he lacks the ability to not cheat on his wife, instead of seeking therapy, he decided to create the most homoerotic Christian gym, ever. Afroman Oh, this is beautiful… After being unjustly maligned by police, he wrote some diss tracks. The police sued, and he won. Now, Afroman is suing the police for their actions. Please, Jesus… let him win.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  7. Jul 27

    Episode 682: The Constantly Attacked Caitlin Clark

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Stupid People —Caitlin Clark 00:00 Introductions 01:42 Stupid People 05:43 Good Food 22:27 Medical Testing in India 25:45 Caitlin Clark 36:35 Courtney Stodden Stupid People Do you know someone that reacts to the first ten seconds of something, and thinks they know the whole picture? Well, you know someone stupid!“I watched the first few seconds of Titanic… I bet the ship makes it!” “I watched the opening to Saving Private Ryan… wow, looks like Germany is gonna win!” Jumping to conclusions makes you a moron, plain and simple. Good Food When you’re eating ethnic food, should you go to a fine dining establishment, or a hole in the wall? My wife answered incorrectly, but I was able to help her see the light. Medical Testing in India This is nothing more than a story about bad journalism. Caitlin Clark It is beyond insane how much abuse the face of the WNBA takes.  For all the talk of women being “sisters,” and womanhood is a “sisterhood,” man, them catty witches attack her for being the best in the league non-stop. To make things super fun, “journalist” Nancy Armour either went for rage bait, or the title of dumbest woman on the planet, because she said Clark is responsible for fueling racism. Courtney Stodden At age 16, Courtney Stodden married 51 year-old pedo, Doug Hutchison. And, yes, that is absolutely the correct usage of pedo. Now she wants to protect girls from being child brides, and God bless her for it.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  8. Jul 22

    Episode 681: Big Tobacco, Big Bribes

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Tariff Refunds —Big Tobacco 00:00 Introductions 03:45 Tariff Refunds 11:54 Obamacare Enrollment 16:08 Big Tobacco  26:54 Censorship! Tariff Refunds Our moron in chief threw illegal tariffs onto imports, we paid the extra costs, and now the companies are getting the refunds.  Thank you, complete idiots who voted for this. Obamacare Enrollment  Numbers are plummeting, but not for the reason you think. Logic would dictate that rising costs are causing people to drop their insurance, but don’t worry, the moron in charge says it was “phantom enrollments.” Big Tobacco  The U.S. had curbed flavored vapes aimed at kids, but one bribe to Donald Trump later, that’s changing… Censorship! Apple News and Google suppressed negative Graham Platner stories!So much so, that the only time anyone saw Graham Platner in the news, is when it was a negative story. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

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