Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Idiots On Parade
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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

  1. 4d ago

    Episode 692: Shane Gillis Hosts SNL

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Shane Gillis Hosts SNL —Football 00:00 Introductions 05:02 Video Games 16:31 Katie Zacharia 26:25 Clickbait of the Week 30:16 Trump Halts Sanctions 34:47 Shane Gillis Hosts SNL Introductions We’re talking football, baby.  Video Games Who doesn’t love a good video game? We’re just casually rambling on about Grand Theft Auto, Tomb Raider… World-building games. Katie Zacharia Jake & nathan argue over whether or not the most unqualified Press Secretary to ever stand at a podium is attractive or not. And, since I’m the one typing this all up, the answer is no. She’s not attractive. Clickbait of the Week A headline screamed that if they won, Dems would attack Donald Trump. The reality of the article was: Dems were going to attack his horrible, failing policies.  Trump Halts Sanctions Donald Trump, the worst president in American history, has tanked the economy. Again. Just like he did in round one. But this time, he thinks he can save it, by dropping some sanctions against Russia. So, Russia sells goods, uses the money to support Iran, Iran bombs both its neighbors and the U.S. Military… Art of the deal. Shane Gillis Hosts SNL Shane Gillis hosted Saturday Night Live, told a joke, and the crybabies reacted. (Because that’s what crybabies do.) What’s funny (meaning sad), is that the same people who called Sydney Sweeney names and told her to wear more clothes, are the same people calling Shane names for saying women under-dress at the gym.  Irony is a beautiful thing.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  2. Oct 15

    Episode 691: Iowa Embraces Satan

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Iowa Embraces Satan —Hardcore Jews 00:00 Introductions 16:55 Zach Bryan 18:23 American Idol 20:43 Nidal Hasan 31:24 Circumcision 34:12 Iowa Embraces Satan 37:27 Hardcore Jews Roast Comedy nathan has a roast show coming up, so he and Jake discuss that branch of stand-up comedy. Also discussed: politically correct drag shows. Zach Bryan Zach wore a “Free Palestine” shirt inside Gillette Stadium. Take that, Robert Kraft. American Idol Oh, clickbait… Caleb Flynn was on two episodes of American Idol, so when he was sentenced to prison for murdering his wife, the headlines called him a “FORMER CONTESTANT.” Sure. Oh, by the way, he was also a CHRISTIAN PASTOR. Just saying. Nidal Hasan nathan is all about the death penalty, but Jake convinces him that using it on piece of human poop Nidal Hasan is a bad idea. Circumcision This came out of left field, but we talk about it. Because why not?  Iowa Embraces Satan OK, not really, but still amusing.  Hardcore Jews And, because of our circumcision conversation earlier, we go down a path filled with NYC Hasidic Jews. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  3. Oct 5

    Episode 690: Eric Schmitt

    Episode 690: Eric Schmitt This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Failed Executions —Eric Schmitt 00:00 Introductions 00:31 Failed Executions 14:14 U2 & Ed Sheeran 17:19 Trade War 21:56 Eric Schmitt Failed Executions Oh, Tennessee, you silly, incompetent state. The Volunteer state needed to put a prisoner down, and they botched it. In a country full of guns, and we can’t remove a psychopath from our midst.  Hashtag: sad. U2 & Ed Sheeran We’ve talked about the Macklemore/Sheeran nonsense already, but this was a nice feather in Jake’s cap: Bono agrees with him. A ginger who sings bland pop music shouldn’t be the enemy in this situation.  Trade War Jake is an alcoholic, and Trump just banned liquor imports from Canada. Let’s see how he feels about that. Eric Schmitt Eric Schmitt is a partisan hack with an IQ relative to that of a turnip, or potato(e). He’s also an a-hole. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  4. Sep 30

    Episode 689: NFL Offensive Lines

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The NFL 00:00 Introductions 00:21 The NFL 08:19 Ginger Singer Followup 21:04 Kid Rock Festival 34:20 Don’t Make Jokes The NFL Both Jake and nathan love football… Jake roots for the Lions, and nathan is perpetually let down by the Green Bay Packers. How important is an offensive line? Very. Very important. Ginger Singer Followup Ed Sheeran apologized for kicking Macklemore off his tour… Where was the apology for adding him in the first place? Kid Rock Festival What’s worse than a Kid Rock concert? A Kid Rock spoken word performance. Kid Rock was scheduled to spew his unique brand of stupid into a microphone at a political rally, but no one was interested.  Shocking.  Don’t Make Jokes A woman with too much time on her hands is upset because she didn’t like a joke contained within a romantic comedy. Oh grow up. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  5. Sep 15

    Episode 688: Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Kinnick Stadium —Aubrey Plaza —Jimmy Kimmel 00:00 Introductions 05:20 Aubrey Plaza 12:50 Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC 29:22 John Malkovich & Israel 34:58 Yvonne “Missy” Woods Introductions nathan spent the morning cleaning up Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City.  What’s the most surprising thing he found? Tune in to find out. Aubrey Plaza Our clickbait of the week involves Aubrey, and her exciting dating history. Note: entertainment media is the absolute worst. Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC First and foremost: the FCC is run by a partisan a-hole hack.  Brendan Carr has his tongue so far up Trump’s butt that it’s sad.  He’s not protecting the airwaves, he’s protecting the Orange Douche. That said, the idea Jimmy Kimmel moved his James Talarico interview to YouTube was because of “FCC rules” is nonsense. Just have Ken Paxton on your show, and boom: problem solved. John Malkovich & Israel One of the few celebrities out there willing to travel to Israel just cancelled a performance, because Israel put words into his mouth. Oh, PR teams… How are you so bad at your jobs? Yvonne “Missy” Woods A Colorado crime analyst cheated the results, and is going to jail. Yikes. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  6. Sep 9

    Episode 687: Lindsay Clancy Wrap Up

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Lindsay Clancy —WI Judge Messes Up 00:00 Introductions 00:28 Lindsay Clancy 19:51 WI Judge Messes Up Lindsay Clancy The trail is over, and somehow we managed to not talk about it at all while the world was taking sides and digging in. What a time to be alive. Well, it was a mistrial. Is that because Massachusetts has horrible insanity laws? Probably. What’s next? Who knows? WI Judge Messes Up How this isn’t bigger news is beyond me. I need to be careful in the description here, because the algorithm doesn’t like certain words, topics, or truths, so suffice to say: a judge in Wisconsin just ruled in favor of something awful. Tune in to hear what. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  7. Aug 25

    Episode 686: Don’t Mess With the Zohran

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Zohran Mamdani —Trump Blames Vandals 00:00 Introductions 01:47 Zohran Mamdani 20:23 Trump Blames Vandals 28:26 Demon Hunters 36:58 More COVID Nonsense 39:43 Iowa Regents Zohran Mamdani People have opinions on Mamdani… But should they? If you don’t live in NYC, what do you care? And why? Trump Blames Vandals Donald Trump is the epitome of what it means to live a life free of reality, and consequences. All he does is lie, and it’s hilarious. (And sad.) Demon Hunters Christian music is hilariously bad of it’s on accord, but Christian metal? Lol, my God…  What is wrong with you, that you think hoarsely screaming into a microphone backed by distorted guitars and pounding drums is a good idea? Anyway, they’re suing Netflix, because Netflix apparently made enjoyable art using a similar name, and they’re jealous.  Or something like that.  More COVID Nonsense Why is it that whenever the RFK Jr. crowd crows about a report showing vaccinations are bad, it turns out the report is fraudulent? Oh, right… Because anti-science people aren’t interested in facts. Iowa Regents The Iowa Regents are a bunch of lying crybabies. They are doing everything they can to force a course no one wants down every student’s throat, and using taxpayer dollars to fund it. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

  8. Aug 18

    Episode 685: Coca-Cola Christians

    This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Coca-Cola Christians —A Nonprofit CEO 00:00 Introductions 03:43 Coca-Cola Christians 12:53 Nonprofit CEO  25:31 Employee of the Week 29:05 Trump: In the Navy 41:27 Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert Coca-Cola Christians Question: who’s stupider, Coca-Cola executives for NOT seeing the controversy that would hit them if they censored personalized cans, or Christians, for being the whiniest crybaby snowflakes on the planet?  Nonprofit CEO The CEO of a California-based (Los Angeles specifically) nonprofit designed to assist homeless people… …lives in a mansion in Hawaii, and earned almost a million dollars a year over the course of a couple years. Is Carol Adelkoff bilking the system? Tune in and find out. Employee of the Week Shake Shack employee Keondre Simmons called in sick to work, showed up and robbed the place, and then showed up for his next shift a couple days later. Hero. Trump: In the Navy Trump wants to waste billions of dollars making the Navy less technologically advanced, and therefore weaker. How long before we discover he received a bribe from a company that can dumb down the ships Trump wants to worsen?  Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert We paid Argentina $20 billion after telling American farmers “USA #1,” and now their beef is being recalled. The Duggars are the worst family in the world, and Lauren Boebert and Sarah Pailin have more in common than being horrible politicians. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

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