Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

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Season 1: Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding?  This was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”.  Season 2: The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case The investigative trio take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will). Season 3: When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes  The unqualified detectives attempt to solve real non-crime crimes and ridiculous mysteries submitted by YOU - our precious listeners. Their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And because ‘time is money’, all cases need to be cracked as quickly as possible. 

  1. Episode 1

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Fecal Fugitive, Part 1'

    A dream wedding in the woods takes a filthy turn when a guest leaves more than just memories behind. With the cops refusing to investigate, the detectives race to unmask the poopetrator. Was it the wedding bean obsessed brother-in-law? A bridesmaid in political sweatpants? There’s only one way to find out, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure.  Follow @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes Sound design: @juanthummler See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Fecal Fugitive, Part 1'

  2. Episode 2

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Fecal Fugitive, Part 2'

    The race to unmask the poopetrator ends here. In the finale of Fecal Fugitive, Detective LK and Assistant to the Detective KW follow the final leads to flush out the truth.  One suspect is released from custody. Another faces the the cold, harsh reality of the evidence against them. In the final interrogation, the motive for the crime is revealed. And a family once torn apart by a fecal disaster is reunited through closure and understanding. Check out the special Fecal Fugitive bonus episode which is live NOW.  Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind the scenes.  Sound design: @juanthummler See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Fecal Fugitive, Part 2'

  3. Episode 3

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Fecal Fugitive, BONUS'

    What is the correct etiquette when facing a digestive dilemma at a wedding? How should the poopetrator at Andrea's wedding have acted to maintain grace and dignity after committing their fecal felony? Detective Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the Detective Karen Whitehouse interview William Hanson - the UK's leading etiquette expert and co-host of legendary podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' to get some answers. If you are thinking of becoming a poopetrator, this episode is for you. Tune in now to learn how to commit these crimes in style. Follow the episode evidence on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding Sound design: @juanthummler See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Fecal Fugitive, BONUS'

  4. Episode 4

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Human v. Bear, Part 1'

    In 2023, photos of a sun bear at Hangzhou Zoo in Eastern China broke the internet. Why? Because the bear was waving and looked suspiciously like a bloke in a ill-fitted bear suit. But what is the truth, is this an authentic sun bear or a human in disguise? To get to the bottom of it, the unqualified detectives call in the experts: animatronic bear suit specialist Nik Williams and Dr. Wong, CEO of the Bornean Sun Bear Foundation. But the deeper they dig, the stranger it gets. Suspicions, motives, and questions are piling up. There is only one solution: temporarily hang up the detective hats, don the lawyer robes, and stage a full trial with a jury to settle the matter once and for all. Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes content.
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    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Human v. Bear, Part 1'

  5. Episode 5

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Human v. Bear, Part 2'

    In the trial of Human v. Bear, Karen and Detective LK face the intense challenge of becoming opposing lawyers.  Will the bears 'zips' be the defence's downfall? Will the muffin top theory topple the prosecution? What will the jury decide? One thing is clear. A verdict will be reached. And there is a lot at stake. Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes.
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    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Human v. Bear, Part 2'

  6. Episode 6

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Who Shat In My Dishwasher?'

    Veronica’s Saturday morning began like any other, quiet and unremarkable. But by midday, her home had transformed from a place of comfort to a scene of unspeakable violation. The dishwasher, once a symbol of cleanliness, was now a crime scene. Who shat in Veronica's dishwasher and why? A simple yet extremely effective process of elimination proving that we are really good detectives, will uncover the shocking truth. Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Who Shat In My Dishwasher?'

  7. Episode 7

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Doggy Bag, Part 1'

    Through a dark twist of fate a dead dog named Joao vanishes in the most unlikely theft imaginable. A bizarre mistake spirals into a rollercoaster of chaos, deception, and the relentless hunt for answers. Each revelation pulls us deeper into shadows where nothing is as it seems. Set against the glittering façade of Paris’s Champs-Élysées, one haunting question lingers: will justice for Joao ever be found? Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes.
 Sound design by @juanthummler See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Doggy Bag, Part 1'

  8. Episode 8

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Doggy Bag, Part 2'

    Just as Detective LK and KW thought they were closing in on the truth, one shocking revelation blows the whole case wide open. Confusion mounts, new leads emerge, and a tender goodbye is said to Joao, the four legged creature at the heart of the story. Buckle up for the ride - the mystery of this canine's demise is far from over. Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes.
 Sound design by @juanthummler See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Doggy Bag, Part 2'
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Season 1: Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding?  This was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”.  Season 2: The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case The investigative trio take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will). Season 3: When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes  The unqualified detectives attempt to solve real non-crime crimes and ridiculous mysteries submitted by YOU - our precious listeners. Their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And because ‘time is money’, all cases need to be cracked as quickly as possible. 

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