SMQBs

Bryan, Chris, Mike, Patrick, Tobi
  • 4.8 (16)
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A sports podcast that doesn't suck for fans who want a deep, sometimes controversial, dive into the world of sports.. Who is the punchable face of the week? Grab a beer and join the conversation.

  1. 21h ago

    Sirianni Rants, Playoff Baseball, and the Premier League's Biggest Scandal

    The crew—Milk, House, Pope, and Rooster—takes control of the pod while down one Bison. The guys launch straight into their iconic Bar Chat segment, raising a glass (or a fist) with guests ranging from Bucs leadership to Alex Ovechkin on his final NHL season. Rooster sets the tone early by taking Yankees catcher Austin Wells to task over an incomprehensible baserunning blunder against Tampa Bay. The NFL talk heats up as the crew dissects a league-wide injury epidemic sidelining marquee stars across multiple teams. House delivers an all-time, unhinged rant targeting Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni following a brutal collapse against the Rams. Between debating which contenders actually possess a championship-caliber defense and breaking down the 4–0 Vikings' true colors, the gang locks in their Week 5 Plaxico spread picks—including a blind dartboard selection for Bison. On the diamond and the global stage, the episode covers Drew Rasmussen's dominant postseason outing for the Rays, alongside a heated calling out of "Nerd" for violating sacred baseball etiquette during a live no-hitter. House then leads a deep dive into Manchester City's massive financial scandal, explaining how 114 charges and $900 million in excess spending could trigger relegation or political fallout across European soccer. The show wraps up with Milk's emotional Lasso honoring Yale quarterback Dante Reno, followed by rapid-fire buzzer-beater takes.

  2. Sep 29

    NFL Meltdowns, MLB October Drama, and NHL Kickoff

    Diving headfirst into NFL turmoil as Milk processes the brutal reality of a 0-3 Tampa Bay Buccaneers squad heading into a backup QB scenario. Joined by Paul Miller and Nick "erd" Verderame, the panel takes a hard look at early-season pretenders and contenders. While elite squads like the Chiefs, Bills, and 49ers separate themselves from the rest of the league, teams like Green Bay and Houston are finding out how quickly a season can unravel when execution and coaching fail. Nerd holds nothing back as it examines the Dallas Cowboys' infuriating loss to the Ravens, targeting Jerry Jones ' coaching hire of Brian Schottenheimer and the decision to run man coverage late instead of prevent zone. The panel explores whether bad head-coaching decisions are dooming talent across the league, touching on Denver's second-half resurgence, Mike McDaniel's fit in Miami, and the state of the 3-0 Minnesota Vikings. Beyond the gridiron, the episode features a complete preview of MLB playoff matchups and early NHL storylines. Hear the guys trade their locks of the week for NFL Week 4, debate who deserves a drink at the bar, and call out the worst refereeing mistakes of the weekend.

  3. Sep 21

    Gridiron Surprises, Pennant Race Scramble, and Unfiltered Takes

    With the rest of the crew living it up on location in Italy, Milk and Paul Miller (Moose Jaw) held down the fort for a fast-paced two-person show today. They kicked things off with their signature "Take Someone to the Bar" segment, raising a glass to the Cincinnati Bengals' defense after a touchdown-free performance and pouring one out for NC State quarterback CJ Bailey following a brutal bad-beat finish against Vanderbilt. Then it was time for a severe NFL Week 2 reality check, dissecting which 0-2 teams—like the Chargers, Texans, and Buccaneers—need to hit full-on Panic City, and which 2-0 squads look like genuine Super Bowl contenders. Plus, the guys locked in their Week 3 "Plaxico Locks of the Week," laying out why betting against disaster road teams on short Thursday night rest might just be the play of the year. You will definitely want to tune in to hear where the crew lands on key spreads for Green Bay, Kansas City, and San Francisco. The gridiron talk did not stop there as the duo dove deep into college football fallout, examining Pete Golding outcoaching Lane Kiffin in Oxford, Florida's surprising point spread, and Texas A&M's unexpected loss to Kentucky. To wrap it all up, Miller and Milk broke down the frantic final week of the MLB regular season and playoff wild card scrambles, vented their frustrations during "Punchable Face of the Week," and teased the start of a shortened NHL preseason. Stream the full episode now to catch every single take!

  4. Sep 14

    Smash-Mouth Football, GameDay Rants, and Plaxico Locks

    On this edition of SMQBs, Pope and Rooster review the return of NFL action, highlighting the New York Giants' dominant victory over Dallas and John Harbaugh's immediate culture shift. They evaluate key individual outings, from Jackson Dart's clean stat line to Dak Prescott's costly interception, while reviewing unexpected outcomes in Los Angeles and Detroit. On the collegiate side, Steve Sarkisian's aggressive fourth-down calls and Arch Manning's execution powered Texas over Ohio State in historic fashion. The hosts review Stillwater's massive celebration as Oklahoma State ended its long FBS losing streak by thrashing Oregon. Wrapping up, Pope unleashes a triple-threat Lasso-Punch-Buzzer on late-night US Open scheduling, while Rooster highlights Carson Wentz's resurrection in Minnesota. The show concludes with Week 2 Plaxico Locks and an update on the tight MLB wildcard races.

  5. Sep 7

    The $57 Million Buyout and the Phantom Clock: College Football's Wild Week 1 Debrief

    College football's opening slate did not disappoint, and the SMQBs are here to break down all the drama. Pope highlights LSU's dominant offensive showing behind quarterback transfer Sam Levitt, but the real talking point is the absolute disaster at Clemson. With only 145 yards of total offense, the seat under Dabo Swinney is scorching—even if his historic $57 million buyout makes firing him a financial nightmare for the university. The most controversial moment of the week, however, belonged to the Big Ten and MAC officiating crews. The guys dissect the "phantom one-second" debacle that allowed Michigan to pull off a miracle finish against Western Michigan. Between stadium clocks showing zeroes, NBC broadcast confusion, and a mysterious third replay clock operated out of Chicago, the guys try to parse whether the system is simply broken or, as Bison firmly believes, flat-out rigged. Of course, it wouldn't be kickoff week without pro talk. The crew previews the rookie landscape—debating when we will finally see top pick Mendoza take the reins from Kirk Cousins in Atlanta—and evaluates which coaches are already coaching for their jobs, including Shane Steichen, Todd Bowles, and Zach Taylor.

  6. Sep 1

    Williamsport Wonders, Red Sox Revival, and a Bizarre CFB Landscape

    In this jam-packed episode of SMQBs, the crew welcomes special guest Ryan Rapley to break down the magic, history, and pure Americana of the Little League World Series (LLWS) in Williamsport. Ryan dives into the tournament's evolution, highlighting how a local gas boom left the town with an incredible hotel infrastructure, and celebrates the historic performances of breakout girl pitchers Kinley Rasmus and Carson Meyer. The guys also relive Milk's childhood pitching nightmare, where he surrendered five (or maybe seven) home runs in a brutal 22-2 loss to a team that featured none other than Kevin Cash. Shifting to the big leagues, the discussion turns to the Red Sox and their unexpected regular-season turnaround after letting manager Alex Cora go. Ryan makes the bold claim that Boston has the best pitching staff in baseball, with Sonny Gray, Peyton Tole, Ranger Suarez, and a returning Garrett Crochet leading the charge. With a wild card matchup against the Yankees looming, the guys debate whether Boston's bats can keep up with their arms to survive a best-of-three bloodbath in the Bronx. The show wraps up with an extensive, highly anticipated college football preview of a wild, remodeled national landscape. Pope and Milk run through the preseason top ten, debating Miami's ACC title chances behind Tulane transfer QB Darien Mensa, evaluating Arch Manning's weapon-heavy Texas squad, and examining the hot seat situation for FSU's Mike Norvell. Plus, the guys hand out some heavy punches to Callaway and Good Good Golf for their widely criticized, tone-deaf ad campaign.

  7. Aug 25

    The Pro-to-College Pipeline, Yankees Playoff Metrics & Fantasy Draft Disasters

    The guys tackle the "Wild Wild West" of the NCAA as the line between professional and amateur sports completely evaporates. We unpack the absurdity of football and basketball players collecting pro paychecks during training camps before using court injunctions to regain college eligibility. It's a massive business pulling in tens of millions of dollars, and we debate if there is any realistic way to rein it in. Next, we pull back the onion on the American League playoff race. While the Yankees are riding a hot streak with young talent, the underlying stats tell a confusing story. We break down why a team with the largest run differential in the AL is somehow underwater against winning teams and uniquely mediocre at Yankee Stadium. We also look at the return of Gerrit Cole and Carlos Rodón to see if their starting rotation can actually handle the heat in October. Finally, we hit our signature segments, starting with a warning label on your upcoming fantasy football drafts—specifically why taking a running back with the number one overall pick is a mathematical trap. We also hit the buzzer-beaters of the week, including Max Verstappen's spectacular crash at the Dutch Grand Prix, Lando Norris's consecutive victory, and a quick reality check for the internet trolls coming at Rooster.

  8. Aug 17

    Nerd Alert: The Midfield Money Pit, D-Backs Pessimism, and College Number Drama

    The boys welcome long-time listener and Arizona sports expert Nick "Nerd" Verderame to the bar for an action-packed episode. Nerd breaks down realistic expectations for the Diamondbacks as they grind through a brutal late-season schedule. From Brandon Pfaadt's insane scoreless streak to the chaotic "closer by committee" situation following Paul Sewald's departure, we get the unfiltered fan perspective on whether this squad can actually make another deep postseason run. The crew also pivots to the pitch with a massive Premier League preview ahead of the opening weekend. With 45% of the league breaking in new managers and a wild transfer window that saw astronomical spending on midfields—including Sandro Tonali and Elliot Anderson—the table is set for total chaos. House, Pope, and the guys lay down their top-six predictions and debate whether Manchester City can edge out Arsenal for the title. To wrap things up, the conversation turns to the gridiron to debate the appropriateness of college programs retiring jersey numbers, sparked by the ongoing Jaden Daniels and LSU drama. Plus, the guys pay tribute to the legendary Tommy John and hand out their weekly Punchable Faces and Lassos.

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A sports podcast that doesn't suck for fans who want a deep, sometimes controversial, dive into the world of sports.. Who is the punchable face of the week? Grab a beer and join the conversation.

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  • Creator
    Bryan, Chris, Mike, Patrick, Tobi
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    290
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © SMQB's LLC 2026
  • Show Website
    SMQBs

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