Awkward Etiquette: Old Money & New Manners

Kiki Astor

Welcome to "Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor" – the podcast where old money meets new manners, and your Auntie Kiki spills the tea on all things etiquette, with a side of laughter and a dash of aristocratic charm! Join the illustrious Kiki Astor, author of smutty romance novels and grande dame of decorum, as she tackles your most pressing etiquette questions with the finesse of a debutante twirling at a ball. Wondering about the historical roots of fork placement or the proper way to decline a social invitation without causing a scandal? Auntie Kiki has you covered, darling! In each episode, Kiki Astor delves into the archives of social graces, uncovering the hidden gems of bygone eras and bringing them into the 21st century with a wink and a nod. Learn how to curtsy with confidence, when to deploy the subtle art of shade, and why you should never, ever drop your pedigree papers, whether it's during a soirée, a cocktail party, or in the PTA or HOA meeting. From navigating the treacherous waters of modern technology to mastering the delicate dance of small talk, Kiki Astor is here to ensure you ascend the social ladder without stepping on any well-heeled toes. So, grab your monocle, straighten your tiara, and prepare for a delightful blend of refined advice and uproarious anecdotes that will have you laughing all the way to the gilded gates of high society. Subscribe now and embark on a journey through the annals of etiquette, where Kiki Astor transforms the socially awkward into the effortlessly elegant, one podcast episode at a time. After all, darling, why be gauche when you can be gloriously graceful? 🥂 #AwkwardEtiquette #KikiAstor #MannersMatter

  1. 3h ago

    Is It Actually Worth It? The Old Money Guide to True Luxury

    In this episode of Awkward Etiquette: Old Money and New Manners, Auntie Kiki Astor dives into the ultimate question in today's hyper-aspirational world: Is it actually worth it? Moving beyond performative luxury and the influencer economy, Kiki breaks down the true "Return on Investment" (ROI) of our money, time, and energy. From the "turnkey trap" in real estate and the reality of Restoration Hardware couches, to the quiet luxury of authentic manners and experiential joy, this episode teaches you how to stop outsourcing your taste and start cultivating a truly rich, "nouveau pauvre" lifestyle.   Show Notes Episode Overview: Have you ever wondered if a first-class ticket, a Birkin bag, or a trendy Cloud Sofa is actually worth the price tag? Today, Auntie Kiki explores the crucial difference between performative luxury designed for Instagram and authentic, experiential luxury that genuinely improves your life behind closed doors. Key Takeaways: The "Turnkey Trap": Why buying a sterile, finished house (or outsourcing your interior design to a trendy catalog) robs you of the luxury of cultivating your own unique taste. Performative vs. Experiential Luxury: Why a steam shower or good water pressure is a better investment than a highly recognizable, logo-heavy handbag. The Influencer Economy Distortions: Why you should never take value advice from someone relying on affiliate links. The "Nouveau Pauvre" ROI: How to use your time and effort to find high-quality antiques and experiences on a budget—and the joy of "the hunt." Behavioral Luxury: Why good manners—like a handwritten thank-you note or making others feel at ease—are the ultimate free investment. The Ultimate Value Test: If social media disappeared tomorrow, would you still buy it? Resources Mentioned: Book: Midnight Blue by Kiki Astor (Available on Amazon, Kindle, and Audiobook) Shop Kiki's designs on Etsy: Graysalt Book a design consultation with Kiki on Cameo (Link on website)

  2. Jul 27

    The Old Money Library: Beyond Decor – Sociology, Psychology & Secret Reads

    Unlock the Secrets of the Old Money Library: More Than Just Decor Dive into a captivating exploration of the "Old Money Library," where books are far more than mere objects – they are powerful social signifiers, reflecting generations of taste, privilege, and cultivated intellect. In this fascinating episode, host Kiki Astor, your "Auntie Kiki," unveils the nuanced world of aristocratic reading, contrasting the "performative page-turner" of influencer culture with the authentic, lived-in collections of true old money. Discover the hidden sociology behind high-society book clubs, often serving as subtle battlegrounds for social capital, and journey into the exclusive "Cabana universe," where specific literary canons signal insider status among the global elite. Kiki shares closely guarded styling secrets from legendary decorators like Elsie de Wolfe and Nancy Mitford, revealing how to curate a library that whispers inherited elegance and effortless sophistication. But the revelations don't stop there. Auntie Kiki takes a delightful and cheeky detour into the "geography of the questionable read" – those scandalous romance novels, tell-all celebrity memoirs, and thrilling beach reads discreetly tucked away in bathrooms, guest rooms, and lake cottages. These private literary indulgences offer a psychological escape, proving that true old money style embraces a nuanced blend of intellectual display, mischievous self-awareness, and a delightfully scandalous past. Tune in to understand why a well-curated life, like a well-curated library, always leaves room for delightful surprises. Keywords: Old Money, Old Money Library, Cultural Capital, Book Clubs, Book Styling, Interior Design, Luxury Lifestyle, Etiquette, Elite Reading, Society Decor, Status Symbols, Discreet Luxury, Personal Library, Podcast, Kiki Astor, Sociology of Books, Psychology of Books. Show Notes: Episode Title: The Old Money Library: Beyond Decor – Sociology, Psychology & Secret Reads Host: Kiki Astor, your Auntie Kiki (Author, Bibliophile, ex-rich person, Old Money expert, Nouveau Pauvre ambassador) Episode Summary: In this captivating episode of "Awkward Etiquette, Old Money and New Manners," Kiki Astor delves deep into the fascinating world of the "Old Money Library." More than just decor, books are powerful social signifiers, revealing volumes about taste, privilege, and intellect. Auntie Kiki unpacks the stark contrast between "influencer reading" (books as props) and genuine "intellectual reading," exploring the sociology of the bookshelf, the subtle art of high-society book clubs, and the exclusive "Cabana universe" of elite literary signals. Discover closely guarded styling secrets from iconic decorators like Elsie de Wolfe and Nancy Mitford, learning how to curate a library that exudes inherited elegance and effortless sophistication. The episode also takes a delightful detour into the "geography of the questionable read," revealing the cheeky literary indulgences found in the private corners of old money homes. Tune in to uncover how books serve as silent ambassadors of a life well-lived, imbued with layers, secrets, and a delightfully scandalous past. Key Themes & Discussion Points: Books as Social Signifiers: How books communicate taste, sophistication, and status without a word in old money circles. Influencer vs. Intellectual Reading: The stark divide between aesthetic-driven book displays (props for social media) and genuine, lived-in intellectual engagement with literature. The Sociology of Book Clubs: High-society book clubs as networking events, intellectual jousting, and subtle social reaffirmation. Common Archetypes: The Literary Lioness, The Pseudo-Intellectual Progressive, The Inherited Taste Keeper, and The Quietly Judgmental One. Book Club Etiquette: Treating it as a conversation, reading the book, listening, criticizing the work not the person, and respecting the host. The Old Money Library Aesthetic: An accumulated, lived-in reflection of generational intellectual curiosity, not a staged display. Historical Context: Education and leisure as ultimate status symbols dating back to the Grand Tour. Marginalia: The ultimate sign of a well-used and cherished book. The "Unfinished Classics": The subtle flex of displaying daunting, multi-volume tomes that few actually finish. The Cabana Universe & Cultural Capital: An insular, self-referential ecosystem of books that signals elite insider status – a form of gatekeeping within high society. Key figures & publications: Martina Mondadori (Cabana Home), James Reginato, Rizzoli, Vendome. Decorator Bibles: How books by Billy Baldwin, David Hicks, Mario Buatta, and Edith Wharton anchor libraries to an older, more established timeline. Society Photographers: Peter Beard, Slim Aarons, and Oberto Gili (whose "studied carelessness" - sprezzatura - exemplifies counter-signaling). Styling Your Old Money Library: Elsie de Wolfe's Approach: Championing lightness, airiness, painted shelves, and aesthetic harmony. Nancy Mitford's Approach: Embracing dark wood, built-in shelves, organic accumulation, and inherited clutter with fluid grace. Practical Styling Tricks: Stacking books both vertically and horizontally, hanging small paintings directly in front of books, and using books as decorative pedestals. Books in Unexpected Places: Weaving intellectual engagement into the very fabric of daily life throughout the home. Kitchen: Classic cookbooks (Julia Child, Larousse Gastronomique) signalling a love for entertaining. Entryway: Curated coffee table books (Assouline Amalfi Coast) or local histories, offering an intellectual amuse-bouche. Guest Room Nightstand: Thoughtful, entertaining, but not overly demanding reads (classic novels, local poetry) as a sign of gracious hospitality. The Secret Library (The Geography of the Questionable Read): A look into the private spaces for cheeky, scandalous, or indulgent literature that offers psychological release from societal pressures. Bathroom Bookshelf: Romantic thrillers (Gillian Flynn's Gone Girl, Kiki Astor's Scarlet Fever/Midnight Blue), celebrity memoirs (Sarah Ferguson), and historical bodice-rippers (Jacqueline Susann's Valley of the Dolls). Guest Room Bookshelf: Witty satires (Evelyn Waugh, Nancy Mitford, Kiki Astor's upcoming The Heiress's Guide to Social Death), and niche design books (e.g., Vogue's Book of Houses, Parties, etc.). Lake/Beach House/Chalet Bookshelf: Vintage, escapist reads, mystery thrillers, and beach reads designed for unwinding. Hyper-Specific Stacks: Niche collections for polo enthusiasts, yacht aficionados, or fashionistas, often revealing self-aware humor. Thoughtful Gifting: The art of giving a thrilling, scandalous, or indulgent book to a host. Conclusion: The old money library is a nuanced construct balancing public intellectualism with private indulgence, reflecting inherited elegance and mischievous self-awareness. Mentioned Books & Authors: Rizzoli, Assouline, Taschen (coffee table book publishers) Midnight Blue by Kiki Astor (Sponsor's book, available on Amazon: Kindle, paperback, audiobook) The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire (Edward Gibbon) Italian Journey (Goethe) War and Peace (Leo Tolstoy) Anna Karenina (Leo Tolstoy) Middlemarch (George Eliot) In Search of Lost Time (Marcel Proust) Ulysses (James Joyce) Hegel, Kant, Marx (philosophers) Great Houses, Modern Aristocrats (a book representing the Cabana universe) Billy Baldwin Decorates David Hicks on Decoration Mario Buatta, Anatomy of a Decorator The Decoration of Houses (Edith Wharton and Ogden Codman Jr.) Peter Beard (photographer) Slim Aarons (Once Upon a Time) Oberto Gili (Luxury of Space) The Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Grahame) Swallows and Amazons (Arthur Ransome) The Once and Future King (T.H. White) Sapiens (Yuval Noah Harari) Stalky & Co. (Rudyard Kipling) The Official Preppy Handbook Mastering the Art of French Cooking (Julia Child) Larousse Gastronomique Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen) Brideshead Revisited (Evelyn Waugh) Gone Girl (Gillian Flynn) Scarlet Fever by Kiki Astor My Story (Sarah Ferguson) Counting My Chickens (Duchess of Devonshire) Fifty Shades of Grey (E.L. James) The Heiress's Guide to Social Death by Kiki Astor (upcoming) Vile Bodies (Evelyn Waugh) Love in a Cold Climate (Nancy Mitford) The Great Houses of London Vogue's Book of Houses, Parties, etc. Valley of the Dolls (Jacqueline Susann) Peyton Place (Grace Metalious) Stick and Ball by Kiki Astor Service Entrance by Kiki Astor Jilly Cooper (author) Call to Action: Listen to Kiki Astor's previous episodes on "Exclusivity." Purchase Kiki Astor's latest book, Midnight Blue, available on Amazon in Kindle, paperback, and audiobook formats! Join Auntie Kiki's exclusive mailing list for additional insights, including the full coffee table book list and old money library recommendations mentioned in this episode. Visit [Your Website Link Here] to sign up!

  3. Jul 20

    Decoding the Pictures on the Walls: Art, Class, and Collecting Like Old Money

    Decoding the Pictures on the Walls: Art, Class, and Collecting Like Old Money On The Awkward Etiquette: Old Money and New Manners podcast, Auntie Kiki (Kiki Astor) argues that art makes a home feel finished and functions as a "social biography," decoding class through cultural capital, provenance, and storytelling rather than price. Drawing on Pierre Bourdieu, Joseph Duveen's narrative-driven sales to American industrialists, and examples from Peggy Guggenheim to Van Gogh, she explains how reputations are built by networks of critics, curators, museums, collectors, and auction houses. She contrasts new money "buying names" with old money "collecting stories," discusses the role and limits of art advisors, and reflects on outsider art through her Van Beau anecdote. She offers practical guidance for budget collecting—asking better questions than price, evaluating composition and light, and buying via student shows, studios, estate sales, thrift stores, regional auctions, and overlooked mediums—plus a list of artists that read as chic. 00:00 Why Art Completes Homes 01:15 Decoding Wall Signals 03:01 Sponsor Story Break 04:43 Meet Auntie Kiki 06:14 Cultural Capital Basics 07:18 Provenance Over Price 09:12 Collectors Love Provocation 10:58 Who Decides Greatness 12:13 Van Beau Dumpster Tale 14:32 Value Versus Reputation 15:34 Old Money New Money Art 18:44 Homes As Autobiography 20:38 Art Advisors And Taste 22:48 Outsider Art And Myth 24:38 Art As Legacy Memory 26:58 How To Buy Like Collector 28:53 Budget Hunting Strategies 31:34 Chic Names To Drop 33:07 Old Money Art Phrases 33:42 Curiosity Over Trends 34:39 Wrap Up And Callouts 00:00 Why Art Completes Homes 01:37 Decoding Art as Status 03:01 Sponsor Story Break 06:14 Cultural Capital and Provenance 09:12 Unsettling Art and Conversation 10:58 Who Decides Greatness 12:13 Van Beau and Reputation 15:34 Old Money vs New Money 20:38 Art Advisors and Real Taste 22:48 Outsider Art and Ethics 24:38 Legacy and Why Art Matters 26:58 Collector Tips on a Budget 31:34 Chic Names and Art Language 33:42 Final Takeaways and Farewell

  4. Jul 13

    The Old Money Guide to Photography: Etiquette, Aesthetics & Slim Aarons

    Have you ever wondered how to capture the effortless elegance of the old money aesthetic in your photographs? In this episode of Awkward Etiquette, Auntie Kiki explores the fascinating intersection of photography, lifestyle, and modern manners. From the stiff aristocratic oil portrait style photos of the past to the iconic, sun-drenched leisure captured by legendary photographer Slim Aarons, we decode the unwritten rules of taking, sharing, and displaying pictures. You will learn how to slimify your vacation snapshots without needing a private villa, the golden rules of smartphone photo etiquette to save your friendships, and how to decorate your home with personal memories without making it look cluttered or tacky. Put down the ring light, pour yourself a martini, and discover how to romanticize your everyday life while ensuring your photos remain perfectly timeless. COMPLETE SHOW NOTES EPISODE OVERVIEW Today we are turning our lens toward the ultimate guide to photography, etiquette, and the old money aesthetic. Whether you want to channel 1970s Palm Springs glamour or just want to know how to politely ask a friend not to post an unflattering photo of you, Auntie Kiki covers it all. We dive deep into the history of high-society photography and study the master of leisure, Slim Aarons, to learn how to capture attractive people doing attractive things in attractive places. WHAT YOU WILL LEARN IN THIS EPISODE A Short History of Old Money Photography We trace how wealthy families documented their legacies, transitioning from formal oil paintings and stiff Victorian daguerreotypes to Kodak society snapshots. Discover how the digital era has forced high society to adopt a discreet, understated online presence. Who Was Slim Aarons? A deep dive into the master of leisure photography. Learn how Slim Aarons defined the old money aesthetic by capturing candidly curated moments of high society in places like Palm Beach, Lake Como, and Gstaad. Iconic Photo Breakdown An analysis of classic Slim Aarons shots like Poolside Gossip, Holiday at the Villa, and Apres-Ski. Auntie Kiki explains why looking away from the camera, avoiding trendy fashion, and letting the setting do the heavy lifting are the ultimate visual flexes. How to Slimify Your Vacation Photos Actionable tips for romanticizing your life and capturing timeless, chic photos without a massive budget. Learn why you should ditch the ring light, embrace natural lighting, use elegant props like books or a bar cart, and wear classic linens and timeless silhouettes. Modern Photo Etiquette How to navigate the awkwardness of the digital age. Auntie Kiki shares the rules on asking for permission before snapping a pic, the massive faux pas of posting unflattering photos of your friends, and how to gracefully handle the situation when someone tags you in a terrible shot. Digital Good Manners The dos and don'ts of commenting on social media. Learn why you should never critique outfits or leave passive-aggressive comments, and why a curated highlight of three photos is always better than a twenty-seven photo hostage situation. Displaying Photos in Your Home The old money approach to interior design and family albums. Learn why discretion is key, which frames to choose (think tarnished silver, dark wood, or leather), and why sentiment belongs in intimate spaces like hallways and studies rather than formal public rooms. KEY TAKEAWAYS Posing is for people who do not belong. The trick to looking effortlessly wealthy is being caught mid-conversation or mid-recline without a single care in the world. Dress for timelessness. Avoid obvious logos, bright performance gear, and trendy fast fashion to ensure your photos age gracefully and never scream a specific year. Never sacrifice living in the present moment just to capture a photograph. Take your snapshot to commemorate the moment, then put your phone away. When displaying photos at home, less is more. Avoid overly matched gallery walls and massive flashy frames, opting instead for a few meaningful heritage or candid shots placed thoughtfully in private living areas.

  5. Jul 6

    Floating Status Symbols: Old Money Yachts, New Money Pontoons, and the Ultimate Guide to Boating Etiquette

    In this episode of Awkward Etiquette: Old Money & New Manners, Auntie Kiki dives deep into the fascinating sociology of boating and yachting. From the quiet elegance of old money sloops and classic Rivas to the loud, party-centric energy of new money mega yachts and pontoons, boats are the ultimate floating status symbol. We cover the unwritten rules of yacht etiquette—what to wear, how to behave on board, and the social climber faux pas you absolutely must avoid. Plus, learn the history of iconic vessels, the psychology behind boat names, and practical tips for renting yachts or capturing timeless nautical style and home decor on a budget. Show Notes Episode Highlights: [00:00] The Slim Aarons Standard: A look at the iconic 1983 photograph of Tullio Abbate and what it teaches us about effortless, unselfconscious luxury. [04:15] Old Money vs. New Money Boats: The cultural differences between understated family sloops, classic wooden Rivas, and loud, performative party boats. [09:30] Crucial Boating Etiquette: How to be the perfect boat guest. Rules on boarding, removing shoes, avoiding vanity, respecting the captain, and why you should never critique a docking maneuver. [17:45] The Social Climber on Board: Cautionary tales of bad behavior at sea, the danger of over-accessorizing, and tone-deaf hostess gifts. [21:10] Iconic Historical Yachts: From the Mayflower and the Titanic to Aristotle Onassis's Christina O and JFK's Honey Fitz. [28:00] The Psychology of Boat Names: What your boat's name says about your lineage, aspirations, or desire for attention. [32:30] The Yacht Rental Lifestyle: The pros and cons of chartering a yacht, why fraction ownership is a trap, and how to enjoy a boat day without the financial burden. [36:00] Accessible Nautical Style: How to incorporate maritime elegance into your wardrobe and home decor without looking like a coastal cliché. Mentioned in this Episode: Sponsor: Midnight Blue by Kiki Astor – A thrilling tale of old money perfume dynasties and ancient curses. Available on Amazon (Kindle, paperback, and audiobook). Photography: Slim Aarons (Tullio Abbate 1983; Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc 1969). Book: Low Season in Saint-Tropez by Kiki Astor. Connect with Auntie Kiki: Have a mortifying boating story or an etiquette question? Email: madamexofmontecito@gmail.com If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe, rate, and share it with your friends!

  6. Jun 29

    Linen Literacy: A Modern Guide to the World's Oldest Luxury Fabric

    Join Kiki Astor on Awkward Etiquette: Old Money and New Manners as she dives deep into the fascinating world of linen, revealing why this ancient luxury textile is the ultimate status symbol and a cornerstone of quiet luxury for old money. This episode unravels linen's rich history, from Paleolithic origins and its role as currency in ancient Egypt, to its resilience against the Industrial Revolution. Kiki explains the sociology of linen, detailing how pristine white linen once signified immense wealth through the conspicuous consumption of labor, and why today, rich people love wrinkles as a sign of authenticity and confidence, embracing patina over synthetic perfection. Gain crucial textile literacy by learning how to spot quality linen, understand the significance of geographical origins like Belgian flax and Irish linen, and avoid common linen blend scams (especially those with polyester). Kiki also shares essential linen etiquette: discerning when to iron (tablecloths, formal napkins) versus when to embrace natural wrinkles (shirts, casual wear). Discover how linen is a versatile, year-round fabric, not just for summer fashion, suitable for a range of occasions from country house gatherings to resort wear. This episode equips you with the knowledge to wear and appreciate linen with understated elegance and discerning manners, understanding the subtle social signaling it conveys.   Show Notes   Podcast: Awkward Etiquette: Old Money & New Manners Episode Title: Linen Literacy: A Modern Guide to the World's Oldest Luxury Fabric Host: Kiki Astor   Episode Summary:   In this episode of Awkward Etiquette, your Auntie Kiki, Kiki Astor, expertly guides you through the complex and captivating world of linen. Discover why this incredibly strong and luxurious natural fiber has been a secret status symbol for millennia and continues to define quiet luxury and old money style today. From its surprising history dating back 30,000 years, through its societal impact in ancient Egypt and the Roman Empire, to its modern-day role in understated elegance, Kiki unpacks everything you need to know. Learn the nuanced sociology of linen, including why the affluent embrace its natural wrinkles and patina as a mark of confidence and authenticity, in stark contrast to the new money pursuit of synthetic perfection. Kiki empowers you with vital textile literacy: how to identify quality linen by understanding its fibers, weave, luster, and GSM, and how to wisely navigate the market to avoid linen blend scams (especially polyester). She also shares the essential etiquette of linen: when to press for formality (like tablecloths and napkins) and when to let its natural creases speak volumes in summer outfits or year-round fashion. This episode is a must-listen for anyone wanting to master the art of wearing linen with discerning manners and sophisticated social signaling.   Key Topics Covered:   The ancient history of linen, predating cotton, from the Paleolithic era to its significance in ancient Egypt and Rome. Why linen is a true luxury textile and how it endured the Industrial Revolution. The sociology of linen: how white linen became a status symbol through conspicuous consumption of labor and what it signals today. The "psychology of wrinkles": why old money finds authenticity and confidence in linen's natural creases. Becoming textile literate: How to identify quality linen by examining fibers, weave density, natural luster, and understanding GSM (Grams per Square Meter). Navigating linen blends: distinguishing beneficial blends (cotton, silk) from deceptive ones (polyester blend, rayon, viscose). Geographical indicators of quality: Belgian flax, Irish linen, Italian finishing, and Lithuanian production. The etiquette of linen: When to iron/steam (e.g., tablecloths, formal wear) vs. when to embrace its natural state (everyday shirts, casual garments). Linen for all seasons: Styling heavyweight linen for spring, summer, autumn, and winter. Myth-busting common misconceptions about linen's strength, care requirements, and seasonality. The philosophy of longevity and graceful imperfection in old money style.   Key Takeaways:   Linen is a timeless symbol of understated elegance and quiet luxury, not a fleeting trend. True old money style embraces the patina and natural wrinkles of quality linen as a sign of confidence and appreciation for authenticity. Developing textile literacy allows you to discern high-quality linen and make smart purchasing decisions, avoiding scams. Linen etiquette is about understanding occasion and context, letting the fabric's nature guide your choices. With proper care, linen is a durable, versatile year-round fabric suitable for a range of fashion needs. More from Kiki Astor: "Midnight Blue" by Kiki Astor: Available now on Amazon (Kindle, paperback, and audiobook). Listen to more Awkward Etiquette: Subscribe to Awkward Etiquette: Old Money and New Manners for more insights into etiquette, style, and the manners you lack!       Keywords/Tags: Awkward Etiquette, Kiki Astor, Old Money, New Manners, Linen, Luxury Textile, Quiet Luxury, Understated Elegance, Status Symbol, Social Signaling, Fashion Etiquette, Style, Textile Literacy, Fabric History, Quality Linen, Belgian Flax, Irish Linen, Linen Blends, Wrinkles, Patina, Conspicuous Consumption, Summer Fashion, Year-Round Fabric, Clothing Care, Elegance, Confidence, Manners, Flax, Natural Fiber, Home Linen, Garments, Apparel, Luxury Fashion, Sustainable Style.

  7. Jun 22

    Status, Style, and Stitching: The Secret History and Etiquette of the Monogram

    In this episode of Awkward Etiquette: Old Money and New Manners, host Auntie Kiki (Kiki Astor) takes listeners on a fascinating deep dive into the history, sociology, and etiquette of the monogram. Far from just a preppy aesthetic, monograms are one of the world's oldest status symbols, evolving from ancient Mesopotamian cylinder seals and medieval maker's marks to Victorian household necessities and modern luxury logos. Auntie Kiki answers awkward listener questions about monogramming blended names, navigating overbearing mothers-in-law, and styling thrifted finds. She also provides practical rules for gifting, sizing, and placing monograms, as well as tasteful alternatives for those who prefer a modern or subtle approach to personalizing their items.   Show Notes Podcast: Awkward Etiquette: Old Money and New Manners Host: Kiki Astor ("Auntie Kiki") Episode Highlights: [Sponsor Message] A preview of Kiki Astor's newest book, Midnight Blue, a thrilling tale of a scandalous perfume dynasty, an ancient curse, and a potent ingredient called blue oud. Available now on Amazon (Kindle, paperback, and audiobook). Listener Q&A: Awkward Monogram Situations The 5-Initial Dilemma: How to edit down a long name (Hint: Less is more. Pick three). Towel Placement Wars: Settling the debate between top-center and lower-right placements. Underwear & Veils: The etiquette of monogramming intimates, and how to handle a mother-in-law who secretly monograms your wedding veil. Thrifted Jackets & Exes: Creative ways to cover up old initials using patches or motifs. Blended Families & Same-Sex Couples: How to gracefully combine names, alternate initials, or create a unified "house monogram." The History & Sociology of the Monogram 3500 BCE: Mesopotamian cylinder seals used to authenticate transactions. Medieval Era: Maker's marks used by stonemasons and metalworkers for quality control and payment. 15th Century: Albrecht Dürer uses his initials to protect his artistic brand. 19th Century: The rise of domestic monogramming during the Industrial Revolution to prevent theft at the laundry. 1896: Louis Vuitton creates the LV repeating pattern to prevent counterfeiting, inadvertently creating the modern public status logo. A Diagnostic Toolkit for Reading Monograms How to read the status and intent of a monogram based on its scale (tiny vs. oversized), placement (inside lining vs. exterior), and method (vinyl sticker vs. hand-engraved silver). The Golden Rules of Monogram Etiquette How to correctly gift a monogrammed item (always double-check preferred names!). Matching the permanence of the monogram to the object (e.g., vinyl for water bottles, satin stitch for heirloom linens). Color choices: Why tone-on-tone is the ultimate subtle flex for adults, while high-contrast is best for children and sports gear. Tasteful Alternatives to Initials Using sigils, motifs (like a tiny fox or compass), signature color piping, or removable leather tags to establish an identity without letters. Announcements & Events: Book Signing: Join Kiki on July 25, 2026, in Summerland, California, for the Midnight Blue book signing. Perfume Sweepstakes: Leave a review of Midnight Blue on Amazon or Goodreads and submit proof to be entered to win a large bottle and samples of Ormonde Jayne's "Midnight Oud" perfume. Drawing takes place on July 25, 2026. Join the Guest List: Sign up on Kiki's website for exclusive weekly emails, bonus content, and event invitations. (If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe and leave a review!)

  8. Jun 15

    The Silver Ice Bucket: Old Money Elegance & Timeless Hospitality on Any Budget

    Gather round, darlings! In this captivating episode of "Awkward Etiquette, Old Money and New Manners," your hostess, Auntie Kiki Astor, unveils a powerful, often overlooked domestic secret: the humble silver ice bucket. Far from just a vessel for drinks, this episode dissects its profound role in creating an old money aesthetic of ease, elegance, sophistication, and genuine hospitality – regardless of your budget. Kiki dives deep into the sociology and psychology behind why certain homes feel alive and civilized, contrasting this with the fleeting, often superficial displays of the new Gilded Age. Discover how the silver ice bucket, along with other essential home bar accessories like decanters and cocktail shakers, functions as a powerful symbol of preparedness, generosity, and the subtle art of making guests feel truly welcome. Learn the history of ice as a luxury commodity and silver as a statement of cultural capital. Auntie Kiki shares her practical playbook for the nouveau pauvre, guiding you on how to acquire these elegant pieces (think estate sales, flea markets, antique stores) and integrate them into your home to cultivate authentic, cherished social rituals. Whether you're serving fine spirits or sparkling water, this episode proves that decorating with intention and embracing timeless etiquette can transform your space and your social life.   Show Notes: Episode Title: The Silver Ice Bucket: Old Money Elegance & Timeless Hospitality on Any Budget | Awkward Etiquette Podcast with Kiki Astor Description: Join Auntie Kiki Astor on "Awkward Etiquette" as she reveals the secret to injecting old money elegance into your home: the silver ice bucket. This isn't just about decor; it's a deep dive into the sociology and psychology of hospitality, ritual, and cultivating a civilized life on any budget. Learn how to create an atmosphere that fosters connection and conversation, bypassing the fleeting trends of the new Gilded Age. From antique hunting tips to mastering the art of the perfect pour, Kiki provides a practical playbook for authentic entertaining. Key Topics Discussed: The Power of the Silver Ice Bucket: Why this seemingly simple object is a core symbol of old money elegance, ease, and profound hospitality. Beyond Alcohol: Understanding that the episode is about sociology, psychology, and the art of entertaining, not just drinking. Old Money vs. New Gilded Age: The crucial difference between enduring cultural practices and fleeting, Instagram-optimized displays. Cultural & Social Capital: How objects like decanters and ice buckets signify competence, belonging, and a lineage of practice. The History of Ice & Silver: From Frederic Tudor's "Ice King" era to the symbolic weight of silver, and how these materials became markers of wealth and civilization in European and American homes. Choreographing Your Home: How old money architecture and objects create "machines for living" and orchestrate social rituals. The Modern Image Economy: Thorstein Veblen's "conspicuous consumption" updated for social media, where brand capital replaces cultural capital. A Practical Playbook for the Nouveau Pauvre: Kiki's budget-friendly guide to acquiring and utilizing essential bar elements: Acquisitions: Where to find treasures (local antique malls, estate sales, flea markets, thrift stores). Essentials: Silver (or silver-plated) ice bucket, a good decanter, quality tumblers, a small tray, linen cocktail napkins, silver tongs, and bar tools. Staging: Creating dedicated cocktail corners or diverse drink zones. The Art of Hosting: Tips for performing rituals with authenticity, handling guests' preferences, and subtle maintenance for an effortless look. The Secret Weapon: Elegant Ice: How to make clear ice and the importance of ice tongs. Non-Alcoholic Elegance: How to embrace the aesthetic and ritual of the silver ice bucket even if you don't drink, offering sophisticated alternatives. Authenticity & Stewardship: Why patina beats perfection and how thoughtful choices create a powerfully palpable atmosphere in your home. Actionable Takeaways: Prioritize Vessels over Labels: Invest in quality, tactile objects that feel good, not just branded items. Hunt for Hidden Gems: Explore local antique markets and estate sales for unique, often inexpensive, silver-plated ice buckets and crystal decanters. Start Small, Be Deliberate: You don't need a full bar; a few key pieces make a significant impact. Master the Ritual: Learn the elegant choreography of using your bar items, from placing ice with tongs to presenting napkins. Elevate Non-Alcoholic Options: Offer mineral water or sophisticated mocktails in the same elegant glassware as alcoholic drinks. Cultivate Stories: Have a small provenance story for your cherished pieces to share with guests. Avoid Common Mistakes: No empty luxury bottles as trophies, avoid excessive branding, and say no to fake citrus! Host: Kiki Astor, author, ex-rich person, and proud nouveau pauvre. She delights in discussing the sociology of status, etiquette, elegance, and how to live a rich, civilized life on any budget. Sponsored By: "Midnight Blue" by Kiki Astor – Available now on Amazon (Kindle, paperback, and audiobook). Discover Julia Peregrine-Cavendish's scandalous journey through an old money perfume dynasty. https://kikiastor.com/books-by-kiki-astor-old-money-romance/ Next Week's Episode Tease: We'll be dissecting another object that quietly communicates status and ambition: The Monogram. Connect with Awkward Etiquette: https://kikiastor.com/awkward-etiquette-podcast-kiki-astor/ madamexofmontecito@gmail.com

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Welcome to "Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor" – the podcast where old money meets new manners, and your Auntie Kiki spills the tea on all things etiquette, with a side of laughter and a dash of aristocratic charm! Join the illustrious Kiki Astor, author of smutty romance novels and grande dame of decorum, as she tackles your most pressing etiquette questions with the finesse of a debutante twirling at a ball. Wondering about the historical roots of fork placement or the proper way to decline a social invitation without causing a scandal? Auntie Kiki has you covered, darling! In each episode, Kiki Astor delves into the archives of social graces, uncovering the hidden gems of bygone eras and bringing them into the 21st century with a wink and a nod. Learn how to curtsy with confidence, when to deploy the subtle art of shade, and why you should never, ever drop your pedigree papers, whether it's during a soirée, a cocktail party, or in the PTA or HOA meeting. From navigating the treacherous waters of modern technology to mastering the delicate dance of small talk, Kiki Astor is here to ensure you ascend the social ladder without stepping on any well-heeled toes. So, grab your monocle, straighten your tiara, and prepare for a delightful blend of refined advice and uproarious anecdotes that will have you laughing all the way to the gilded gates of high society. Subscribe now and embark on a journey through the annals of etiquette, where Kiki Astor transforms the socially awkward into the effortlessly elegant, one podcast episode at a time. After all, darling, why be gauche when you can be gloriously graceful? 🥂 #AwkwardEtiquette #KikiAstor #MannersMatter

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