Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ and Kelly

DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, Bleav

Actor DJ Qualls and Best friend Kelly Blackheart spill the tea on Hollywood and anything else they care to share.DJ Qualls grew up in the small city of Manchester in Tennessee, USA, one of five children. After studying in the UK at King's College, University of London, he returned to Tennessee where he began acting in a local theatre. During that time, he was discovered by photographers David La Chappelle and Steve Klein, which led to modeling work for Prada, as well as other advertising campaigns. In addition to his professional accomplishments, Qualls is proud to be a cancer survivor and an advocate for cancer research and awareness.

  1. Jun 3

    The End of Isaac"s Era | Episode 112

    Isaac's Fairwell episode Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    34 min
  2. Lucky Steals A Dollar | Ep 111

    May 27

    Lucky Steals A Dollar | Ep 111

    DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart are back with another unhinged episode of Locked and Probably Loaded! The duo dives deep into everything from Trump's excessive tweeting habits (565 times in April alone!) to the dangers of AI misinformation and Canadian separatist movements. They debate the merits of Fahrenheit vs. Celsius, discuss why some people shouldn't inject their own Botox, and explore the fascinating world of medical tourism in Turkey and Mexico. Plus, don't miss the hilarious dramatic reading of Scott's epic email exchange with a Nigerian scammer named Alfred, where he promises $10,000 and threatens to hunt him down in Australia. They also touch on Real Housewives drama, the importance of honest product reviews, and why knowing your future health problems might not be such a great idea after all. Join the conversation and don't forget to subscribe, rate us five stars, and leave a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Follow us @LoadedPod on social media and visit probablyLoadedPod.com. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/loadedpod for early access to episodes with video and exclusive monthly live happy hours! ## Chapters 00:00 - Welcome & Lucky Steals from Kelly's Purse 02:00 - Jesse Waters' Math Fail & Living on $20/Hour 05:30 - Spencer Pratt for Mayor & Tax Talk 10:00 - Graffiti Towers & AI Misinformation 15:30 - Alberta Separatist Movement Discussion 20:00 - Social Media Posting Frequency Madness 25:00 - Celsius vs Fahrenheit Debate 30:00 - Medical Tourism & Botox in Turkey 35:00 - Health Scans: Do You Really Want to Know? 40:00 - Nigerian Scammer Email Dramatic Reading 50:00 - Final Thoughts & Sign Off Tags DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, Locked and Probably Loaded, podcast, comedy podcast, Trump tweets, AI misinformation, Nigerian scammer, email scam, medical tourism, Botox, Turkey hair transplants, Celsius vs Fahrenheit, Canadian politics, Alberta separatist, Real Housewives, Spencer Pratt, political commentary, comedy Hashtags #DJQualls #LockedAndProbablyLoaded #ComedyPodcast #PodcastLife #NigerianScammer #EmailScam #MedicalTourism #AIProblems #TrumpTweets #PoliticalCommentary #RealHousewives #PopCulture #Entertainment #PodcastCommunity #FunnyPodcast #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #LockedandProbablyLoaded #loadedpod #LockedandProbablyloadedpodcast, #DJQuallsPodcast #Supernatural #SPNfamily, Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    43 min
  3. Wednesday's Are For Pills | Ep 110

    May 20

    Wednesday's Are For Pills | Ep 110

    oin DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart for another wild episode of Locked and Probably Loaded! DJ recounts his recent trip to Calgary where he received an honorary white hat ceremony (not to be confused with anything else!), dealt with freezing temperatures, and had some memorable bar experiences. The duo discusses their disappointing visit to see The Devil Wears Prada sequel, compares it unfavorably to the original, and debates the merits of various food challenges. They also dive into discussions about AI lying, invasive banking policies, modern car surveillance technology, and why dry humping was apparently a regional activity. Plus, Lucky the dog makes a studio appearance, and they tackle the eternal question: what would your last meal be? It's chaotic, hilarious, and quintessentially Locked and Probably Loaded! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review the podcast on your favorite platform! Follow us on social media @LoadedPod and visit LoadedPod.com for more. Join our Patreon at patreon.com/loadedpod for episodes a week early with video and access to monthly live happy hours. The next one is May 16th! ## Chapters 00:00 - Welcome & Calgary White Hat Ceremony 03:30 - Parade Cancellation & Winter Gear Mishap 06:45 - Vancouver Trip & Laser Facial 10:15 - Universal Studios Cinco de Mayo Disaster 12:30 - Devil Wears Prada Movie Review 28:15 - Banking Privacy Concerns & ID Requirements 33:45 - Car Surveillance Technology Discussion 38:15 - Kevin Hart's "Funny AF" Show 42:00 - AI Trivia & ChatGPT Problems 46:15 - Last Meal Discussions & Food Challenges 51:00 - DJ Qualls Trivia Questions Tags DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, Locked and Probably Loaded, podcast, comedy podcast, Devil Wears Prada, Calgary, white hat ceremony, AI problems, ChatGPT, car surveillance, banking privacy, Kevin Hart, Universal Studios, Vancouver, comedy, entertainment, pop culture ## Hashtags #DJQualls #LockedAndProbablyLoaded #PodcastLife #ComedyPodcast #DevilWearsPrada #MovieReview #AIProblems #PopCulture #Entertainment #PodcastCommunity Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    41 min
  4. Puerto Vallarta, Parades & Fashion Rants | Ep 109

    May 13

    Puerto Vallarta, Parades & Fashion Rants | Ep 109

    Welcome back to another wild episode of Locked & Probably Loaded with your hosts DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, joined by producer Isaac Abrams! In this episode, DJ returns from an emotional weekend at Yellow City Comic-Con in Amarillo, Texas, and opens up about his upcoming parade appearance in Calgary where he's getting the keys to the city. He shares his anxiety about JFK comparisons and his deep love for the convention circuit. Kelly and DJ dive into their Puerto Vallarta obsession — recounting hilarious stories about terrible resort food (feta in a quesadilla?!), persistent geckos, and why they keep going back despite culinary disasters. They rant about AI-generated Google misinformation and the realities of "all-inclusive" pricing that still cost $120 at happy hour. The conversation shifts to fashion as DJ proposes "The Uniform Store" — a clothing line for adults who want reliable, non-cropped hoodies and affordable jeans. They discuss the wastefulness of celebrity fashion culture and LA's impossible trends. Things get real discussing family dynamics, aging parents, and DJ's revelation that he's "no longer afraid of dying." They reflect on unexpected podcast growth including listeners in Mexico and urge everyone to engage on social media. Packed with passionate commentary on Hollywood Boulevard's decline, corporate takeover of LA, vacant storefronts, and why LA needs NYC-style rent control. Plus laughs, existential musings, nostalgia for early 2000s LA, and tequila-fueled tangents! Don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscribe! Join our Patreon for early episodes, bonus content, and live happy hours. Email: probablyloadedpod@gmail.com or call (323) 272-3908. First-time Patreon supporters get three months free! Chapters: 00:00:00 — Intro & mic banter 00:00:21 — DJ returns from Yellow City Comic-Con; sadness & travel plans 00:01:33 — Getting the key to Calgary / white hat stories 00:03:06 — Convention friendships & responsibility to fans 00:04:49 — Mentoring young actors (Owen & Sarah Lawrence) 00:08:18 — Family, responsibility, and care homes 00:11:49 — Oversharing regret & podcast audience surprises 00:16:08 — Love for Puerto Vallarta & resort food complaints 00:22:25 — Gecko in the pool story 00:26:03 — My Name Is Earl nostalgia & acting anecdotes 00:28:49 — Fashion rant: "The Uniform Store" idea 00:35:31 — Ask listeners to engage on socials / Patreon pitch 00:37:01 — "Not afraid to die" moment & Hollywood happy hour recap 00:44:04 — Tequila happy hour bill & Hollywood Boulevard observations 00:46:18 — Urban decay, vacant storefronts & corporatization of LA 00:51:51 — Nostalgia for local, original businesses vs. chain takeover 00:53:37 — Dark jokes, suicide pacts & unexpected updates 00:54:24 — Patreon follow-up & sign-off   YouTube tags: Locked and Probably Loaded, DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, Isaac Abrams, podcast highlights, convention stories, Puerto Vallarta, Hollywood Boulevard, celebrity rant, tattoos, gecko story, Calgary key to the city, fashion rant, travel stories, tequila happy hour, comedy podcast, actor podcast, LA stories, Mexico travel, Comic-Con, yellow city comic con, my name is earl, fargo, mental health, podcast clips, patreon podcast Hashtags: #LockedAndProbablyLoaded #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #PodcastHighlights #HollywoodRant #PuertoVallarta #Convent #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #LockedandProbablyLoaded #loadedpod #LockedandProbablyloadedpodcast, #DJQuallsPodcast #Supernatural #SPNfamily, Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    43 min
  5. UnQuallsified Advice | Episode 108

    May 6

    UnQuallsified Advice | Episode 108

    A lively episode of Loaded Pod with D.J., Kelly, Isaac and guests — opening banter and improv, reactions to recent documentaries (FLDS/false prophet, Lou Pearlman/boy bands), a deep discussion of Below Deck season 5 and problematic cast behavior, a two-part listener call from Ivy about her best man’s arrest and wedding drama, quick takes on the Mike Vrabel/Diana Rasini story and The Boys season, practical socializing advice for a listener’s shy sister, updates about hosts’ lives and Patreon plugs. Mix of humor, blunt advice, and heartfelt moments about family and reconciliation. Chapter markers: 00:00:00 — Intro & theme song hijinks 00:01:00 — Documentary talk: FLDS / Warren Jeffs 00:05:00 — Lou Pearlman, boy bands & industry scams 00:08:30 — Upcoming collab with Brad Williams & JB 00:10:50 — Below Deck season discussion (Ellie, crew dynamics) 00:16:20 — Listener call: Ivy — Part 1 (best man arrested) 00:20:20 — Hosts react & advice on wedding decisions 00:20:55 — Listener call: Ivy — Part 2 (bail update) 00:25:00 — Quick call: Mike Vrabel / Diana Rasini scandal 00:28:30 — Politics, lawsuits & hot takes 00:31:00 — Pop culture: Coldplay / Chris Martin mention 00:32:20 — The Boys / graphic content reaction 00:35:20 — Scheduling & personal plans (karaoke, parade) 00:36:50 — Unqualified advice: social tips for a shy 19-year-old 00:40:30 — Family reconciliation / apology story (emotional) 00:46:00 — Patreon plug, contact info & sign-off 00:51:00 — Outro YouTube tags: Loaded Pod, DJ Kelly, Isaac, podcast highlights, Below Deck, FLDS documentary, Warren Jeffs, Lou Pearlman, boy bands, Ivy wedding drama, best man arrested, Mike Vrabel, Diana Rasini, The Boys season 5, social advice, podcast clips, comedy podcast, unqualified advice, celebrity gossip, podcast Patreon Contact / CTA (short): Join Patreon for extended episodes and early access: patreon.com/loadepod (or email loadedpod@gmail.com). Call the show: (323) 272-3908. #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #LockedandProbablyLoaded #loadedpod #LockedandProbablyloadedpodcast, #DJQuallsPodcast #Supernatural #SPNfamily, #LoadedPod #PodcastHighlights #BelowDeck #WeddingDrama #PopCulture Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    43 min
  6. Gay Sleep Away Camp | Ep 107

    Apr 29

    Gay Sleep Away Camp | Ep 107

    Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ Qualls & Kelly Blackheart — chaos, camp, and candid confessions. In this episode DJ and Kelly riff on late-night movie nostalgia (A Chorus Line, Heathers), awkward theater memories, and the weird joy of revisiting cult favorites. They swap stories from emo nights at the Avalon, run-ins with fans, and drunkenly delightful takes on holiday/Hallmark comfort-watching — all with the show’s signature absurdity and heart. Then the pair dive into modern annoyances: crushed Walmart chips (complete with Kelly’s AI-made “microwaved crumbs” song), #mustardlife confessions (yes, there’s a secret mustard compartment), public parenting pet peeves, and the creeping absurdity of AI — from gaslighting chatbots to fake-cry reality stars. Stick around for listener info, Patreon perks, and their usual tangents that spiral gloriously out of control. Chapters / Timecodes 00:00 — Intro & banter with Isaac 01:11 — A Chorus Line, musicals & campy nostalgia 05:12 — Heathers, Happy Campers & early roles talk 08:00 — Emo Night, Avalon memories & live music shoutouts 15:40 — Public pet peeves: escalators, kids & crowds 19:50 — Reality TV acting bootcamp & Erica Kirk fake crying roast 22:10 — AI experiments: texts-to-song, “fagot.com” riff, and microwaved crumbs track 25:48 — Crushed Walmart chips saga — the viral snack anthem 31:00 — Mustard obsession: secret compartment and condiment strategy 36:00 — AI gaslighting demos & tech paranoia (timers, spelling, resumes) 40:30 — GPS dependence, creativity, and why convenience can be a trap 44:15 — Patreon, live happy hour, call-ins & how to support the show 46:30 — Lost phones, travel habits, Tile recs & pocket vs. purse philosophy 51:00 — Food loves: El Pollo Loco burrito orders, sauces & signature habits 53:30 — Sign-off, plugs, and outro   Best YouTube Tags (SEO-optimized) comedy podcast, DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, Locked and Probably Loaded, podcast highlights, celebrity podcast, comedy clips, emo night, Avalon club, A Chorus Line, Heathers movie, crushed chips, Walmart chips, microwaved crumbs song, mustard compartment, AI fails, chatbot gaslighting, fake crying, Erica Kirk (reality), pop culture podcast, Patreon podcast, listener Q&A Hashtags #ComedyPodcast #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #LockedAndProbablyLoaded #AICreativity #PodcastHighlights #EmoNight #MustardLife #ChipsSong #PopCultureComedy #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #LockedandProbablyLoaded #loadedpod #LockedandProbablyloadedpodcast, #DJQuallsPodcast #Supernatural #SPNfamily, Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    47 min
  7. Shout Out To The Floor People | Ep 106

    Apr 22

    Shout Out To The Floor People | Ep 106

    DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart record late at night in Hollywood, diving into everything from the nightmare of parking to the absurd cost of blinds and flooring. DJ shares stories from his recent Vacaville Comic-Con hosted by Parks & Rec, complete with a Sonic road trip and heartfelt fan interactions. The duo riff on viral moments including a sassy gay volleyball player going viral, teachers moonlighting on reality TV, and that mysterious Stephen Colbert McDonald's breakfast joke that supposedly saved a life. Expect candid celebrity takes, renovation horror stories, and plenty of laughs. Later, DJ and Kelly open listener Valentines and Patreon gifts on air—push-pop candies, EastEnders cards, fidget toys, and yes, even LSD stamps. They discuss memory, gratitude, the economics of fast food, Irish bar mood swings, and why Trump's blockades might cause the next potato famine. Plus: Patreon perks, extended episodes, monthly Zoom happy hours, and how to reach the show. Subscribe, like, and join the community at Patreon.com/loadedpod or email probablyloadedpod@gmail.com. #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #podcast #comedy #Vacaville #comiccon #volleyball #McDonalds #Patreon Chapter markers: 00:35 — Intro: DJ & Kelly open the show 00:45 — Night recording & Hollywood parking banter 01:12 — Window, blinds, and home renovation costs 03:15 — Blinds, flooring, and contractor pricing jokes 05:41 — Stephen Colbert, McDonald's breakfast story 07:00 — First times, high school memories, and awkward teacher stories 11:00 — Teachers on reality TV, stage names, and public image 17:03 — Viral volleyball star (Jordan) and athletic flamboyance 24:00 — Vacaville Comic-Con: parks & rec style, fan interactions, Sonic road trip 30:24 — Airport gratitude, old men on planes, McDonald's pricing rant 35:01 — Geo-politics, potato jokes, and Irish bar mood swings 36:21 — Patreon plug: bonus content, live zooms, call-in info 38:04 — Listener mail: Valentines, gifts, and push-pop candy unboxing 44:00 — Fan cards, EastEnders fandom, and set/tour talk 50:43 — Vision, contacts, and wrap — show signoff Like, subscribe, comment your favorite moment, and join Patreon.com/loadedpod for extended episodes & video content. #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #LockedandProbablyLoaded #loadedpod #LockedandProbablyloadedpodcast, #DJQuallsPodcast #Supernatural #SPNfamily, Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    39 min
  8. Wild Bill | Ep 105

    Apr 15

    Wild Bill | Ep 105

    Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ Qualls & Kelly Blackheart — a wild episode of sharp movie takes, messy internet moments, politics, and a jaw-dropping Servpro story. DJ and Kelly start hungover and hilarious, run through a “f**k/marry/kill” on Scream 7, Ready or Not 2 and Project Hail Mary, celebrate why Hail Mary belongs in theaters (4D reactions included), and roast the worst popcorn etiquette you’ll ever see. Plus: a touching voicemail from a listener about resilience, deep conversation about social-media accountability and cancel culture, a blunt political rant, and DJ’s step-by-step nightmare with a restoration company that ran up equipment, lost belongings, and threatened a mechanic’s lien. Subscribe, join their live happy hour info at the end, and laugh while getting mad. Chapters 00:00:00 — Intro & studio vibes 00:01:10 — “F**k, Marry, Kill” — last three films 00:02:00 — Ready or Not 2 review 00:05:08 — Project Hail Mary — theater reaction & 4D experience 00:11:30 — Why the theatrical experience matters 00:21:00 — SNL UK impressions & sketch comedy talk 00:25:30 — Voicemail: Emily’s story — community & resilience 00:30:00 — Social media, trolling, and being found online 00:36:30 — Politics rant: voting, leaders, and accountability 00:49:00 — Patreon & live happy hour plug (how to join) 00:49:26 — Servpro nightmare: water damage, lost items, huge bill 00:56:00 — Negotiating the bill & recording the call 01:03:00 — Lessons on corporate overreach & consumer rights 01:05:20 — Outro & next live show info Best YouTube tags locked and probably loaded, DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, comedy podcast, movie review podcast, Project Hail Mary review, Ready or Not 2 review, Scream 7, SNL UK, podcast voicemail, Servpro, restoration scam, consumer rights, podcast clips, movie theater etiquette, pop culture podcast Hashtags #LockedAndProbablyLoaded #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #ComedyPodcast #MovieReview #ProjectHailMary #SNLUK #Servpro #ConsumerRights #PodcastLife #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #LockedandProbablyLoaded #loadedpod #LockedandProbablyloadedpodcast, #DJQuallsPodcast #Supernatural #SPNfamily, Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    50 min
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Actor DJ Qualls and Best friend Kelly Blackheart spill the tea on Hollywood and anything else they care to share.DJ Qualls grew up in the small city of Manchester in Tennessee, USA, one of five children. After studying in the UK at King's College, University of London, he returned to Tennessee where he began acting in a local theatre. During that time, he was discovered by photographers David La Chappelle and Steve Klein, which led to modeling work for Prada, as well as other advertising campaigns. In addition to his professional accomplishments, Qualls is proud to be a cancer survivor and an advocate for cancer research and awareness.

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