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Where triathlon meets real talk. Hosted by two seasoned triathletes and one Sarah, this podcast takes a deep dive into the controversies, challenges, and triumphs of the triathlete world.

  1. 6D AGO

    Unfunded Season 2: January Champions & Olympic Dreams | Unfunded Podcast EP36

    Season Two of Unfunded kicks off with Lockie and Lleyton back in the studio and straight into the deep end. From Lockie’s humbling Hyrox debut in Melbourne to the triathlon world’s obsession with “January Champions,” the boys unpack the offseason chaos, Kristian Blummenfelt’s eye-watering VO2 max numbers, and the heated social media debates shaping the sport. Most importantly, they break down the LA 2028 Olympic qualification system - relay quotas, Olympic rankings, new flag spots, and the brutal mathematics behind earning a third nation slot. If you’ve ever wondered how athletes actually make the Olympic start line, this is the episode that explains it. This episode is brought to you by Official Beer Co.Produced by Podfire. If you'd like your brand featured on the show reach out on Instagram @theunfundedpod or email podcasts@podfire.com.au

    35 min

  2. 12/12/2025

    Unfunded Awards Night with Matt Hauser - 2025 Season Finale

    This episode is sponsored by Official Beer Co.Produced by Podfire. In the Unfunded Podcast’s Season Finale, world champion and mixed relay king Matt Hauser joins the boys to celebrate a massive year in triathlon. Hauser reflects on securing four wins and a “perfect season” in the World Triathlon Championship Series, how mindset shifts after Tokyo reshaped his career, and why he’s now “all-in” for Paris and LA Olympics ambitions. The crew relives highlights, laughs through awkward podium moments, and hands out their very own Unfunded Awards — from breakthrough athletes to biggest race meltdowns. A fun, insightful wrap-up of the 2025 season with the champ himself.

    44 min

  3. 12/04/2025

    Must-Haves & Money Traps: Triathlon Investments Ranked | Unfunded EP34

    Episode sponsored by Official Beer Co.Produced by Podfire In Episode 34 of The Unfunded Podcast, Lachlan and Leighton dive deep into the world of triathlon investments—what’s genuinely worth your money, what’s completely overrated, and what people are just flexing for Instagram. Lachie breaks down his brutally honest (and humbling) first Hyrox simulation, admitting he massively underestimated the sport and is now scrambling to get race-ready. The boys discuss everything from coaches, training camps, lactate testing, data gadgets, and equipment to nutrition, recovery, racing, and travel.  SHOW NOTES Lachie’s first Hyrox simulation… and the chaos that followedWhy hybrid training hits harder than he expectedThe boys rank the best investments in triathlonCoaching → Why it’s the #1 thing every athlete should spend money onTraining camps: when they’re worth it (and why they’re often not)Data toys: Whoop, Oura, lactate testing, metabolic testing—useful or just shiny flex items?Equipment deep dive: power meters, kickers, carbon shoes, wetsuits, aero helmets & moreNutrition & recovery: what actually matters vs. what’s overhypedRacing & travel: when to go overseas, why local races matter, and navigating first-time international tripsThe rapid-fire “Worth It / Not Worth It” segmentA teaser for next week’s special Unfunded Awards Night episodeConnect with the podcast:Instagram - @theunfundedpodEmail - theunfundedpodcast@gmail.com

    48 min

  4. 11/27/2025

    Offseason Training Plans, DOMS & The HYROX Challenge | Unfunded Ep33

    Lachie and Lleyton regroup after a rough couple of weeks — sickness, travel chaos and heavy DOMS — and dive into practical offseason training (what to do, how long to rest, nutrition and body metrics). They also swap run-club stories, banter about entering Melbourne Hyrox, and chat identity and income outside elite racing. Sponsored by Official Beer Co. Produced By Podfire.

    46 min

  5. 11/20/2025

    Food Poisoning, T100 Chaos & Charlotte Derbyshire

    Brought to you by Official Beer Co. Produced by Podfire. In Episode 32, Lachie and Leighton return after a chaotic two weeks of sickness, racing mishaps and travel disasters. They dive into the drama of the T100 Dubai debacle, the lap-count confusion, and the fallout across the triathlon world, before unpacking the highlights of the 70.3 World Championships and other major results. The boys then welcome special guest Charlotte Derbyshire, fresh off her first ever World Cup podium in Tongyeong. Charlotte opens up about the relief of proving to herself she still belongs in the sport, overcoming a tough 2023 season where she almost walked away, the rebuild with coach Micho, and the training changes that unlocked her next step. The episode finishes with some fun rapid-fire questions and stories from the road, rounding out a big week in the triathlon world. SHOW NOTES Why the pod missed a week: sickness, travel chaos & flu seasonLachie’s nightmare Tongyeong trip: flight cancellations, race struggles & severe food poisoningRecap of the 70.3 World Championships — standout performances & key momentsDeep dive into the T100 Dubai controversy: lap miscounts, athlete frustration & how to fix itWhy multi-lap courses cause chaos & what organisers need to changeSpecial guest: Charlotte DerbyshireHer first World Cup podium in TongyeongRelief, confidence, and proving to herself she still belongsNearly quitting the sport last yearThe role of coach Micho in her rebuildBig training shifts: technique, easy volume, threshold work & moped sessionsMental reset after missing U23 selectionFun segment: best/worst roommates, favourite race leg, after-parties & “stream team” picksCharlotte’s advice to younger athletes navigating setbacksHer Instagram handle & where to follow her journey

    1 hr

  6. 11/06/2025

    Noosa Triathlon Wrapup With Special Guest Jess Fullagar | Unfunded Ep 31

    In Episode 31 of The Unfunded Podcast, Lachie and Lleyton are back with their Noosa Triathlon wrap-up — and they’ve brought a special guest along for the ride. Triathlete Jess Fullagar joins the pod to chat about her racing journey, confidence in competition, and what it’s really like behind the scenes of elite triathlon. The boys share their own Noosa stories, wild afterparty tales, and insights from a weekend that had everything — close finishes, controversy, and plenty of chaos. Expect laughs, honesty, and a fresh perspective on the sport from one of Australia’s most exciting rising stars. Show Notes Intro & catch-up: recovery from Noosa weekendRace recaps: men’s and women’s elite results and standout performancesBehind the scenes: athlete insights, crowd energy, and course atmosphereJess Fullagar joins the pod:Her journey into elite triathlonMental approach to racing and handling pressureThe power of confidence and identity as an athleteTraining culture, racing dynamics & Aussie triathlon camaraderiePost-race reflections: what makes Noosa so iconicClosing thoughts: looking ahead to summer racing and T100

    1h 4m

  7. 10/28/2025

    The Legendary Noosa Triathlon - 2025 Preview | Unfunded EP 30

    In Episode 30 of The Unfunded Podcast, Lockie and Lleyton bring you their biggest preview yet — the Noosa Triathlon Special. From its 40-year legacy to the legends who’ve defined it, they dive into why Noosa remains the heart and soul of Australian triathlon. They talk history, the party atmosphere, elite and age-group racing, and the Aussie icons who’ve made their mark. Expect banter, predictions, personal stories from past races, and a “GOAT Noosa Relay” draft featuring triathlon greats like Ash Gentle, Craig Walton, and Aaron Royle. Plus, a look at who might take out this year’s titles — and the real race that starts at the Noosa Surf Club after dark. Show Notes Welcome & setup – the Noosa Triathlon specialWhy Noosa is Australia’s most iconic triathlon eventFestival vibes, community energy & five days of racingThe global reputation and Aussie culture of NoosaThe “GOAT Gathering” — Aussie triathlon legends through the decadesBuilding dream Noosa relay teams (Ash Gentle, Craig Walton, Aaron Royle, etc.)Elite race preview & predictions for men’s and women’s fieldsNoosa memories — camping stories, podium celebrations & chaosThe famous Noosa afterparty and boat race banterClosing thoughts & Unfunded’s on-ground coverage plansEpisode brought to you by Official Beer Co.Produced by Podfire.

    41 min

  8. 10/23/2025

    Wollongong World Champs Recap - Is Australia Back? | Unfunded Ep 29

    In Episode 29 of The Unfunded Podcast, Lachie and Lleyton relive one of the greatest weekends in triathlon history — the Wollongong World Championships. From Rochelle Hill’s thrilling U23 sprint finish and Matt Hauser’s dominant world title win to Australia’s biggest medal haul in years, the boys break down every highlight, shock and celebration. They share insights on what made Wollongong so special, why Aussie triathlon feels “back,” and how this could mark the start of a new golden era leading into Brisbane 2032. Show Notes Opening cheers & celebration for an incredible triathlon weekendRochelle Hill’s U23 world title – a gutsy sprint and breakout momentTara Skuse’s top finish and the rise of young Aussie womenCourse design, crowd energy, and elite commentary highlightsElite women’s chaos – Cassandra Beaugrand & Beth Potter’s dramatic raceThe men’s final – Matt Hauser’s total domination and what it means for AustraliaComparing Hauser’s rise to Brownlee and Gomez erasAustralian medal recap – elite, U23, para, and relay success storiesWhy Wollongong reignited hope for Australian triathlonLooking ahead to Los Angeles 2028 and Brisbane 2032Closing laughs: pool deck banter and post-race celebrationsEpisode brought to you by Official Beer Co.Produced by Podfire.

    54 min
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Where triathlon meets real talk. Hosted by two seasoned triathletes and one Sarah, this podcast takes a deep dive into the controversies, challenges, and triumphs of the triathlete world.

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  • Creator
    Podfire
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    36
  • Rating
    Explicit
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