Don't Let the Neighbors Hear

Don't Let the Neighbors Hear

Don’t Let the Neighbors Hear is the podcast for all you nosy eavesdroppers out there. From behind the door of apartment 5R spill the chaotic tales, unfiltered opinions, and questionable takes no one asked for. This audio peephole into our five-story walk-up lets these hidden stories escape as guests, friends, lovers, and the occasional enemy wander in, overshare over a dirty gin martini, and leave the neighbors pausing mid-step like, “Wait… what did they just say?” Brought to you by Paige Hapeman and Jared Gilbert For advertising opportunities email dlnhpodcast@gmail.com

Episodes

  1. 1d ago

    HOW TO: tell the astrological truth

    Paige and Jared put their reputations on the line by deciphering the astrological truth in this weeks episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear. They start by assigning zodiac signs to iconic fictional characters — think Miranda Priestly, Wuthering Heights, Wicked and more — before spiraling into a full ranking of all 12 signs from best to worst. Each sign gets assigned one (or more) defining words —several signs get absolutely dragged, others receive ultimate praise. It's brutally honest, revealing and hilarious. As always, they wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — and you won't want to miss this one.

    42 min

  2. May 30

    HOW TO: fit into a princess peach dress

    In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared unpack the making of their now-infamous peach party. What started as a highly committed theme quickly spiraled into an unforgettable collection of moments, stories, and decisions that only made sense in the context of the party. From over-the-top details to Paige and Jared’s dramatic Princess Peach halftime performance, they break down how taking a theme way too seriously somehow created the perfect night. They revisit the stories that came out of the day, the moments that still get brought up by friends, and why this event has officially gone down in history. It’s theatrical, overcommitted, and surprisingly emotional for a party centered around stone fruit. They wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — Arizona's in and bad taxi drivers are out out out.

    41 min

  3. May 23

    HOW TO: be a cool mom

    In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are joined by their first-ever guest: the Queen & legend herself — Paige’s mom, Genevieve Turner-Hapeman. The three of them dive into the hilarious and wholesome dynamic between Jared and Genevieve, complete with questionable jokes, rapid-fire questions, and stories that explain why she’s earned her unofficial “cool mom” title. They also get into her major career pivot — going from being a photographer for 25 years to opening a paint-your-own pottery shop while raising two young kids — and what gave her the confidence to completely change paths. It’s funny, honest, and a little chaotic. Plus, for the first time ever, the guest takes over both the weekly “In & Out” to close out the episode.

    42 min

  4. May 16

    HOW TO: throw a podcast launch party

    In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared show the eavesdroppers exactly how they threw their podcast launch party - by inviting their friends over and making everyone share a story they definitely wouldn’t want the neighbors hearing. What follows is a compilation of absolute chaos: a suspicious summer sausage, accidentally getting a job while blackout drunk, a disastrous Chipotle incident, getting absurdly broken up with, throwing parties that did not go according to plan, plenty of hookup stories including details that probably should’ve stayed private, and one story so explicit they genuinely had to cut most of it out. Along the way, listeners get introduced to the friends behind the stories - and the energy that made the launch party just as unhinged as they were expecting.

    47 min

  5. May 9

    HOW TO: date a french guy

    In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared kick things off by doing exactly what the podcast title suggests — live eavesdropping on their neighbors as an already chaotic night somehow gets worse after one neighbor comes home to an apartment full of dog puke and… other disasters. Then, Paige breaks down her experience dating a seemingly perfect French guy who felt straight out of a movie... until he suddenly disappeared. Just when Paige thought the story was behind her, it took another unexpected turn months later It’s messy, romantic, and slightly concerning. They wrap things up with their usual “In & Out” — tune in to find out what they're loving and leaving this week.

    45 min

  6. May 2

    HOW TO: unpack your high school personality

    In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared unpack their high school personalities — who they were, who they thought they were, and how much of that still shows up today. From overlapping exes and student government shenanigans to teachers fully calling them out, they revisit the chaos of being a high schooler. They get into the roles they played, the decisions they probably shouldn’t have made, and how much of that energy has followed them into adulthood. It’s embarrassing, unfiltered, and a little too revealing.

    41 min

  7. Apr 25

    HOW TO: sneak into a concert

    In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared break down their “how to sneak into a concert” playbook — from their attempt at a Peach Pit show to the time they snuck around a festival security line purely off delusion and confidence. They walk through the plan, the close calls, and the moments it almost completely fell apart — proving that sometimes all it takes is quick thinking, questionable decisions, and committing to the bit. It’s chaotic, slightly reckless, and somehow kind of impressive. They wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — what’s in, what’s out, and it's extra saucy this week.

    42 min

  8. Apr 18

    HOW TO: go to belize with a brat

    In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared break down their Belizean getaway that had everything — a gorgeous Airbnb, swimming with sharks, and an unforgettable cave hike… plus one friend who's bratty attitude made more than one appearance. As the group dynamic starts to unravel, Jared is battling pneumonia, tensions are rising, and somehow a fake car crash prank is added to the mix. They get into the highs, the chaos, and the reality of traveling with friends — when it works, when it doesn’t, and why one person can completely shift the vibe of a trip. And of course, they close it out with their weekly “In & Out”, this week featuring Altoids and Jared never wiping his feet after a shower.

    50 min

  9. Apr 11

    HOW TO: breakdown the groupchat etiquette

    In episode four of Don’t Let the Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are breaking down group chat etiquette—the do’s, the don’ts, and the messages that should’ve stayed unsent. Things escalate quickly when Paige accuses Jared of breaking serious group chat friend code, and just when it couldn’t get more chaotic, Broccoli causes a very unexpected interruption. They wrap it all up with this week’s ins and outs. Eavesdroppers, consider this your warning before your next group chat send.

    43 min

  10. Apr 4

    HOW TO: ruin a first date and laugh about it later

    In Episode three of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared dive headfirst into the chaos of first dates — and the stories do not disappoint. Paige shares her lineup of truly unhinged first date experiences, while Jared balances things out with a surprisingly charming story. They break down the fastest ways to ruin a first date, and unpack the unspoken rules of modern dating (and how everyone seems to break them). From miscommunication to major red flags, nothing is off-limits. It’s messy, it’s honest, and a reminder that sometimes the worst dates make the best stories… with a few sweet moments mixed in. And to close it out, it’s their weekly “In & Out” — the trends, habits, and random things they’re fully embracing… or completely over.

    49 min

  11. Mar 28

    HOW TO: make a wig wall with billy ray cyrus

    In episode two of Don’t Let the Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared somehow turn their tiny New York City apartment into the setting for a full-blown “wig wall” installation—with none other than Billy Ray Cyrus (yes, really… kind of) at the center of it all. What starts as a DIY home project quickly spirals into a chaotic deep dive on cramped city living, IBS experiences, and a wig wall party attended by the entire Cyrus family. Of course, they wrap it all up with their weekly “In & Out” list—calling out what’s thriving, what’s flopping, and what absolutely should not echo through the apartment walls.

    37 min

  12. Mar 21

    HOW TO: survive erupting on a volcano

    In the debut episode of Don’t Let the Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared kick things off with a chaotic recap of their trip to Guatemala—featuring questionable altitude decisions, emotional breakthroughs on the side of a volcano, and one very dramatic “eruption” that… may not have actually been the volcano. From hiking up Acatenango in the dark to questioning every life choice halfway to the summit, they unpack the kind of travel experience that’s equal parts awe-inspiring and mildly unhinged. Along the way, they introduce their weekly “In & Out” list—declaring what’s officially thriving, what needs to be retired immediately, and what absolutely should not be heard through thin apartment walls. It’s messy, it’s honest, and it’s just the beginning.

    38 min
  • 12 Episodes

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About

Don’t Let the Neighbors Hear is the podcast for all you nosy eavesdroppers out there. From behind the door of apartment 5R spill the chaotic tales, unfiltered opinions, and questionable takes no one asked for. This audio peephole into our five-story walk-up lets these hidden stories escape as guests, friends, lovers, and the occasional enemy wander in, overshare over a dirty gin martini, and leave the neighbors pausing mid-step like, “Wait… what did they just say?” Brought to you by Paige Hapeman and Jared Gilbert For advertising opportunities email dlnhpodcast@gmail.com

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  • Creator
    Don't Let the Neighbors Hear
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
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