The Fifth Column

Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
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Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com

  1. 23h ago

    The Temple Is Rich. The Monks Are Poor (w/ Frank Dikötter) Members Only #336

    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.com Frank Dikötter is a senior fellow at Stanford University’s Hoover Institution and one of the foremost historians of modern China. His research in overlooked and restricted Communist Party archives has transformed our understanding of Maoist rule. -Frank Dikötter is kind of Dutch, but not really -Writing the definitive history of Maoist horror -Edgar Snow a…

    The Temple Is Rich. The Monks Are Poor (w/ Frank Dikötter) Members Only #336

  2. 2d ago

    I Don’t Make Mistakes Anymore. They’re Just Lies (w/ Chris Cuomo) #567

    We talk about what the media still gets wrong about Trump, what losing CNN did to him, and why he believes more political violence is coming. -Kmele sizes Chris up and… is this podcast 10% gay? -From Fox, to ABC, to CNN -Did the media make Trump president? -Celebrity, discontent and everything the media missed -Being right about what’s wrong -The duopoly is killing us. DSA isn’t helping. -Cuomo, Cuomo and Cuomo Crime Time -Scott Jennings, JD Vance and the rewards of picking a side -The media discovers capital-T Truth and loses its curiosity -Trump’s corruption and the limits of whataboutism -Mario Cuomo should have worn a toga -Voters don’t want the flaws. They want the disruption. -There will be more political violence -Matt Lauer crosses the street to express his condolences -Broadcasting from the basement and losing an identity -Illegal immigration and its convenient distortions -Tucker, Fredo and Mike Tyson -Kmele can take Joe Rogan. Chris has notes. -AOC gets savvier; Kmele would prefer an accounting -I don’t make mistakes anymore. They’re just lies -COVID couldn’t transcend the culture war -Midterm Madness -the first presidential candidates that Matt Welch, Chris Cuomo, and Kmele voted for -Andrew Cuomo and the outsider problem Prefer to watch & chat live with other members of the Fifdom? This episode premieres over on our YouTube channel at 12PM EST. The Fifth Column (A Podcast) is a listener-viewer supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Follow The Fifth Column YouTube: @wethefifthInstagram: @we.the.fifthX: @wethefifthTikTok: @wethefifthFacebook: @thefifthcolumn This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.wethefifth.com/subscribe

    I Don’t Make Mistakes Anymore. They’re Just Lies (w/ Chris Cuomo) #567

  3. 3d ago

    The Gold-Plated Imperial Presidency (w/ Maggie Haberman) Members Only #335

    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.com Regime Change: Inside the Imperial Presidency of Donald Trump, co-written with Jonathan Swan, is out now. -yes, he superglues the gold fixtures in the Oval Office -Maggie Haberman and her very irritating competitor Jonathan Swan -Project 2025 and Stephen Miller’s search for lawyers who would get to “yes” -what needs to be in the paper as soon as possible… a…

    The Gold-Plated Imperial Presidency (w/ Maggie Haberman) Members Only #335

  4. Jul 17

    The Denial of Reality Is a Powerful Drug (w/ Bret Stephens) - Members Only #334

    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.com -Bret Stephens, Mexican? -Bret’s naked grandmother and the Trotsky/Diego Rivera/Frida Kahlo connection -The family saga of Stalinists, refugees and Reagan Republicans -Learning to love America through tap water and cops you don’t have to bribe -Belgium, a sick little, horrible place -America, land of late bloomers -The socialist Sweden Bernie remembers no lon…

    The Denial of Reality Is a Powerful Drug (w/ Bret Stephens) - Members Only #334

  5. Jul 15

    There Is No They - #566

    -The many sins of fattie John J. Cafaro -The Moynihan Report will return -Hand jobs and the intellectual life of West Hollywood -Release the Welch canceled-songs playlist -The Iran deal is dead. The war is back. -Why did Iran blow it up? Why does a dog lick his balls? -Air power has never toppled a regime -The anti-globalists discover the Strait of Hormuz -Israel’s secret Ahmadinejad project -In partial defense of the late Lindsey Graham -Politics is gross. Stop loving politicians. -Fellating is best done behind closed doors -“There is no they. There is only we. And we usually don’t know what the f**k we’re doing.” -Midterm Madness comes to Michigan -Haley Stevens brings a little bit of stick-it-to-’em -Is this DSA thing real? -Colorado nominates a man who first killed at seven (he thinks) -Two fatal ICE shootings in two weeks -Ann Widdecombe is murdered. Britain shrugs. -Kmele attempts the Caitlin Clark/data center crossover. It does not land. Prefer to watch & chat live with other members of the Fifdom? This episode premieres over on our YouTube channel at 12PM EST. Follow The Fifth Column YouTube: @wethefifthInstagram: @we.the.fifthX: @wethefifthTikTok: @wethefifthFacebook: @thefifthcolumn This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.wethefifth.com/subscribe

    There Is No They - #566

  6. Jul 10

    Failing "The God Test" (w/ Robert Wright) - Members Only #333

    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.com Robert Wright’s new book The God Test: Artificial Intelligence and Our Coming Cosmic Reckoning, is out now (Bookshop | Amazon) •“Conference” = group sex •21 years of successfully avoiding podcast wealth •Interviewing the godfather of AI •A tiger and a rattlesnake •Matt gets quizzed on LLMs •The God Test •The shock of vibe coding •China and the superintelligence arms race •Re…

    Failing "The God Test" (w/ Robert Wright) - Members Only #333

  7. Jul 8

    Are We the Baddies? The Graham Platner Reckoning (w/ Kat Rosenfield) - #565

    The great Kat Rosenfield joins us to discuss the ongoing fallout from rape allegations against Maine U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner published Monday by Politico. When you’re a star, they let you mispronounce their name. •The Fifth Column (whiskey) sells out! •America’s birthday month •Loathing Graham Platner before it was cool •The least weird thing about Platner •The Times is on it •A working class hero is something to be A•bout that beard •The flaws are a feature, not a bug •We all know a guy like this •Christine Blasey Ford enters the chat•Michael Tracey exists •Kmele expresses skepticism•It’s not consensual, it’s DiGiorno•On second thought, let’s not play the Fuentes clip •Michell Goldberg’s mea culpa •Fruit baskets •Midterm Madness… the Graham Platner edition •Stephen King for senate? •Missing Moynihan Follow The Fifth Column YouTube: @wethefifthInstagram: @we.the.fifthX: @wethefifthTikTok: @wethefifthFacebook: @thefifthcolumn This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.wethefifth.com/subscribe

    Are We the Baddies? The Graham Platner Reckoning (w/ Kat Rosenfield) - #565

  8. Jul 2

    The Revolution Will Be Staffed by PhDs (w/co-host Peter Meijer) - #564

    -The Fifth Column whiskey racket begins -Matt moves during a heat wave… Peter Meijer reports for duty -Meijer, class traitor, explains the pied-à-terre tax -Mayor Mamdani balances the budget, if you ignore the bailout -Kmele gets Hayek’d -Machine politics was bad, but graduate student politics is worse. -Bannon’s old Leninist fantasy, now available in DSA packaging -Kamala Harris genuflects toward Mamdani-world -MAGA wants the factories back. The robots have other ideas. -Ro Khanna’s children: landed gentry -Midterm Madness, Rocky Mountain High -Melat Kiros justifies 9/11 -Scott Wiener gets yelled at for insufficient revolutionary fervor -Stalinism, but make it customer-facing -The revolution will be staffed by PhD candidates -Speaking of revolution: happy birthday, America Prefer to watch & chat live with other members of the Fifdom? This episode premieres over on our YouTube channel at 12PM EST. The Fifth Column (A Podcast) is a viewer/listener supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Follow The Fifth Column YouTube: @wethefifthInstagram: @we.the.fifthX: @wethefifthTikTok: @wethefifthFacebook: @thefifthcolumn This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.wethefifth.com/subscribe

    The Revolution Will Be Staffed by PhDs (w/co-host Peter Meijer) - #564
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Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com

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  • Creator
    Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
  • Years Active
    2010 - 2026
  • Episodes
    681
  • Rating
    Explicit
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