Michael Blaustein - Apple Podcasts

Stiff Socks

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

16H AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

ARE WE IN?

From comedy and podcast stories into unhinged rants about AirTags, wellness routines, binge-watching rules, and a disastrous Malibu anniversary dinner after ordering chicken at a steakhouse.

1h 11m
01/01/1970 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

2026 - Everything Sucks Now! (AD FREE)

Stiff Socks

1h 7m
2D AGO

2026 - Everything Sucks Now!

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare. 00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App00:01:46 – Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion01:15:40 – Sock Talk01:16:30 – Secret Sock Thanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcastFactor – factormeals.com/socks50off use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 yearLumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks free shipping + 365-day returns Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s) Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC Full terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcastMack Weldon – mackweldon.com get 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS

1h 18m
JAN 7

Brady Going Balls Deep

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Shopify, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks You can’t step into a lighter version of yourself without letting go of what’s weighing you down Shopify – shopify.com/socks In 2026, stop waiting and start selling Sign up now for your $1/month trial at shopify.com/socks BlueChew Gold – bluechew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS

1h 18m
12/31/2025

New Year’s Eve Is a Nightmare feat. Matteo Lane

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com New Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy. Follow Matteo Lane: Instagram: @matteolane TikTok: @matteolane X: @matteolane YouTube: Matteo Lane Website / Tour Dates: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com Thanks to Happy Thursday for sponsoring the podcast Happy Thursday – drinkhappythursday.com/socks If you’re feeling thirsty in the new year, have a Happy Thursday Find one near you at drinkhappythursday.com/socks

1h 30m
JAN 9 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

Giving Brain for Brain

The guys joking about jail, fake confidence, and proudly admitting they say things with authority despite having no idea what they’re talking about. It quickly spirals into a humiliating pickleball story where retirees absolutely dominate them, leading to rants about competitiveness, prison TikTok “hacks,” money confusion, adult sports leagues taking things too seriously, and ending on nostalgia, bad gifts, and social media burnout.

1h 6m
12/24/2025

Santa is Coming and So Are We

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Lumi Gummies, Load Boost, Quince, Superpower, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off your order Load Boost – vb.health/discount/stiffsocks Visit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping + 365-day returns Superpower – superpower.com/gift Give the gift of better health this holiday Go to superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 premium gift box with your gifted membership The only gift that keeps on giving — health, energy, and time together Include in podcast, YT, and social media descriptions GLD – gld.com New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com Review FTC ad disclosure guidelines: ftc.gov/influencers #ad #sponsored

1h 19m
JAN 7 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

Brady Going Balls Deep (AD FREE)

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Shopify, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks You can’t step into a lighter version of yourself without letting go of what’s weighing you down Shopify – shopify.com/socks In 2026, stop waiting and start selling Sign up now for your $1/month trial at shopify.com/socks BlueChew Gold – bluechew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS

1h 10m
JAN 2 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

Live Stream!! (BONUS)

Stiff Socks

1h 19m
12/17/2025

Drake is a Fan... Kinda

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:30 - Get your BINGO Cards Ready! 1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE 09:52 - Tour Dates & AD 17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks 22:19 - AD 25:00 - Drake!!! 31:28 - AD 33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie 39:00 - Trevor riffin with the hotel staff 43:22 - AD 50:00 - Acts of kindness…or are they? 01:04:00 - SOCK TALK GAMES! 01:07:57 - AD 01:10:05 - Michael and Trevor play Tapple 01:24:00 - BINGO! Thanks to Thanks to: Shopify, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Lumi Gummies, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast Shopify – shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/socks That’s shopify.com/socks PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This December, start a new tradition by taking care of yourself with 10% off Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off BlueChew – bluechew.com Make life easier by getting harder discover your options at bluechew.com

1h 28m
12/10/2025

Rage Bait is Rage Bait

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to Cash App, Acre Gold, Manscaped, Factor and Lucy for sponsoring the podcast Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Full disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcast Use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Acre Gold – getacregold.com Gold is up over 40% in the last year. Subscribe now at getacregold.com and make your money work for you. Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart and save big Use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order Lucy also offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind

1h 23m
11/12/2025

You Can Now Crack a Clanker

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast GLD – gld.com Work hard and change the game. Get 50% off + a free chain at gld.com with code SOCKS Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping at manscaped.com with code SOCKS Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man Acre Gold – getacregold.com BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF #ad #sponsored

1h 18m
12/31/2025 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

Ep. 363: New Year’s Eve Is a Nightmare feat. Matteo Lane (AD FREE)

New Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy. Follow Matteo Lane: Instagram: @matteolane TikTok: @matteolane X: @matteolane YouTube: Matteo Lane Website / Tour Dates: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com Thanks to Happy Thursday for sponsoring the podcast Happy Thursday – drinkhappythursday.com/socks If you’re feeling thirsty in the new year, have a Happy Thursday Find one near you at drinkhappythursday.com/socks

1h 25m
12/03/2025

Magic School Bust Ft. Brandon Rogers

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Brandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme. Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode. follow Brandon Instagram: @brandonbored YouTube: Brandon Rogers TikTok: @brandonbored Thanks to: BlueChew, BetterHelp, IndaCloud, Uncommon Goods, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month IndaCloud – indacloud.co use code SOCKS Uncommon Goods – uncommongoods.com/socks Get 15% off your next gift GLD – gld.com Get 50% off your order at gld.com with code SOCKS

1h 20m
11/05/2025

Divorce Lawyer Explains if Love is Real ft. James Sexton

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast PrizePicks – https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Chubbies – chubbiesshorts.com/stiff Get 20% off at checkout with code STIFF at chubbiesshorts.com/stiff BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks

1h 32m
11/26/2025

Gobble me on Thanksgiving

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats18:00 - Timothy Chalamet20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny01:00:00 - Learning how to drive01:08: 14 - AD01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks01:13:22 - Sock Talk01:17:41 - Secret SockThanks to: Uncommon Goods, PrizePicks, Lucy, Lumi Gummies, and Quince for sponsoring the podcastUncommon Goods – Get 15% off your next gift at uncommongoods.com/socksPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSDownload the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 playLucy – lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order.Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% offQuince – quince.com/stiffsocksGive and get timeless holiday staples with free shipping and 365-day returns#ad #sponsored

1h 11m
10/29/2025

SICK OF SORA

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged. 1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO 2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA 6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now 16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever 21:00 - Have you ever really made love? 40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making 42:00 - When is the best time to “make love” 49:00 - Funny online dating stories 51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through 01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked 01:03:00 - Costume ideas 01:11:00 - SOCK TALK 01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to True Classic Tees and Lucy for sponsoring the Podcast True Classic Tees– TrueClassic.com/[SOCKS] Lucy - Lucy.co/STIFF and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored

1h 15m
11/19/2025

Beauty and the Yeast

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, Quince, BlueChew, IndaCloud, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This month, don’t wait to reach out whether it’s to a friend or a therapist Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples that last Free shipping + 365-day returns at quince.com/stiffsocks BlueChew – bluechew.com Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little BlueChew Discover your options at bluechew.com Promo code: SOCKS IndaCloud – indacloud.co If you’re 21 or older, use code SOCKS at indacloud.co for 40% off + free shipping No panic buys — biggest sale of the year, live all month long That’s indacloud.co, code SOCKS Cash App – Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #ad #sponsored

1h 8m
10/22/2025

Getter Almost Joined a Biker Gang...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Getter on Instagram, Youtube and Tik Tok @getter 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music 5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere 8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms 15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar 18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School 23:45 - Getter smoking them CHEWYS BOI 29:45 - Suh Dude Era and women 34:00 - Getter is sober (kinda) 37:00 - Why is there so many women in the studio 40:00 - Getter be sampling sneezes 01:03:00 - Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider Scene (You know the one) 01:16:00 - SOCK TALK 01:17:00 - SOCK TALK Favorite S*x Positions 01:23:00 - Bonus Material!!! CRAZY Stories Getter almost forgot to tell us Thanks to Acre Gold, IndaCloud, Shopify, BlueChew, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Acre Gold – getacregold.com and subscribe now. IndaCloud – inda.shop/SOCKS If you’re 21 or older, get 30% off + free shipping on your first order with code SOCKS #indacloudpod Shopify – shopify.com/socks Start your business with Shopify for just $1/month BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS — BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

1h 27m
12/26/2025 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

Deck the Buns (BONUS)

Stiff Socks

1 hr

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