Michael Blaustein

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  1. Livestream July 10th (BONUS)

    1d ago • Subscribers Only

    Livestream July 10th (BONUS)

    chat chat chat are we in?

    1h 9m
  2. Chairway to Heaven

    3d ago

    Chairway to Heaven

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comMichael starts the episode solo and immediately goes off the leash, spiraling through electric chairs, jury duty, weird death choices, ChatGPT corruption, conspiracy theories, Starbucks misspelling names, soft rocks, and time-travel lottery winners. Trevor is filming a movie in Vancouver, then Zooms in halfway through to catch up on Michael’s topics and add in movie-set life, Canada being Canadian, and the boyfriend who sneezes corporate slogans. Thanks to: Shopify, BlueChew, BetterHelp, Cash App, and GLD for sponsoring the podcastShopifyshopify.com/socksStart your free trial at shopify.com/socks BlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months of BlueChew Gold, get the 3rd FREE with code SOCKS Plus 10% off + free overnight shipping on your first order BetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off at betterhelp.com/socks Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. GLDNew customers get 40% Off with code STIFFSOCKS at GLD.comUltra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code SOCKS at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Quince - Go to https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. #ad #sponsored

    1h 11m
  3. More Like WOmenstrual Cycle

    Jul 1

    More Like WOmenstrual Cycle

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The boys accidentally learn about the luteal phase and the WOmenstrual Cycle, then spiral into ice bath shrinkage, morning wood science, and why the Stiff Socks name will never change. They also debate Tesla self-driving, Waymo, Airbnb scams, cat pee, the stork myth, and Dustin Poirier allegedly trying to fight an airport cop. Thanks to: Cash App, Ultra Pouches, and Quince Cash App - Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code SOCKS at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Quince - Go to https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. #ad #sponsored

    1h 13m
  4. Buzzed off Balls

    Jun 24

    Buzzed off Balls

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The boys recap Trevor’s vacation disaster, World Cup fans discovering American chaos, BuzzBalls, bottomless salsa, and why free refills might be America’s greatest invention. They also spiral into Love Island being a human experiment, Michael’s crowd work getting too physical, Spider-Man’s weird popcorn bucket, a gross Secret Sock, and the moon being suspicious. Thanks to: GLD, Ridge, HexClad, BlueChew, and ShipStation GLD - New customers get 40% Off with code SOCKS at https://www.GLD.com Ridge - Upgrade your wallet today! Get up to 40% off @Ridge during their Father’s Day Sale when you go to https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS #Ridgepod HexClad - Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 10% off at https://www.hexclad.com/SOCKS! #hexcladpartner BlueChew - This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.BlueChew.com. Plus get an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. ShipStation - Get started with ShipStation today and get 60 days free at https://www.ShipStation.com with code socks. Taxes and fees apply. #ad #sponsored

    1h 11m
  5. Chairway to Heaven (AD FREE)

    3d ago • Subscribers Only

    Chairway to Heaven (AD FREE)

    Michael starts the episode solo and immediately goes off the leash, spiraling through electric chairs, jury duty, weird death choices, ChatGPT corruption, conspiracy theories, Starbucks misspelling names, soft rocks, and time-travel lottery winners. Trevor is filming a movie in Vancouver, then Zooms in halfway through to catch up on Michael’s topics and add in movie-set life, Canada being Canadian, and the boyfriend who sneezes corporate slogans.

    1h 3m
  6. Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

    May 11

    Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

    Mark and Sam are joined by the guys from Stiff Socks, Michael Blaustein and Trevor Wallace. Talking about road comedy, bombing on stage, freezing eggs, paintball, cybertrucks, cold plunges, old cars, weird hotel stories, and way too much discussion about jerking off etiquette. Plus, Trevor and Michael talk life in LA vs New York, dating, touring, and the strange things comedians do to stay sane. Sponsored by: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Text DRUNK to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/WMBD Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Trevor Wallace: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Michael Blaustein: https://www.blaucomedy.com Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #TrevorWallace #MichaelBlaustein #StiffSocks #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 19m
  7. Empire State Engagement (BONUS)

    Jul 3 • Subscribers Only

    Empire State Engagement (BONUS)

    Michael is doing a solo episode while Trevor is still filming! Michael rants about his life and answers questions from patreon members.

    1 hr
  8. More Like WOmenstrual Cycle (AD FREE)

    Jul 1 • Subscribers Only

    More Like WOmenstrual Cycle (AD FREE)

    The boys accidentally learn about the luteal phase and the WOmenstrual Cycle, then spiral into ice bath shrinkage, morning wood science. They also debate Tesla self-driving, Waymo, Airbnb scams, cat pee, the stork myth, and Dustin Poirier allegedly trying to fight an airport cop.

    1h 8m
  9. Robbed at the World Cup with Brad Williams

    Jun 17

    Robbed at the World Cup with Brad Williams

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Brad Williams joins the boys to talk getting mugged in Brazil, dwarf dating conventions, wrestling Hornswoggle at sea, bull riding, magic tricks, and the weirdest live events worth fully buying into. They also get into dwarf representation, Brad’s daughter wanting to perform, what would get each guy arrested, and Tom Brady’s insane coconut water called Good Nut. Follow Brad Williams:Instagram: @bradwilliamscomicYouTube: @BradWilliamsComedyX: @funnybradTour dates: https://bradwilliamscomedy.com/ 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Factor, BetterHelp, Quince, Mack Weldon, and Golden Nugget Online Casino Factor - Go to https://www.factormeals.com/socks50off and use code socks50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box. New subscription only. While supplies last. BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/SOCKS Quince - Go to https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada. Mack Weldon - Go to https://www.mackweldon.com and use code SOCKS for 20% off your first order of $125 or more. Golden Nugget Online Casino - Download the app and use code STIFFSOCKS. 21+. Physically present in NJ, PA, MI, or WV only. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Terms apply. #ad #sponsored

    1h 14m
  10. Fish Tank Freak Offs

    Jun 10

    Fish Tank Freak Offs

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys turn themselves into AI girls, talk through Trevor’s colonoscopy story, react to Victoria Justice’s Pride Month video, and debate whether robot butlers would make life easier. The episode then spirals into fish tanks, dentist office aquariums, escaped snakes, recycling chaos, and the worst places to run into your ex. Thanks to: Cash App, Firstleaf, Chubbies, Lumi Gummies, and Hims for sponsoring the podcast Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Firstleaftryfirstleaf.com/socksGet 50% off your first box + free shipping for a year ChubbiesChubbies is here to keep you comfy and looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code socks at chubbiesshorts.com/socks  #chubbiespod Lumi GummiesLumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKS Himshims.com/socksGet a personalized, affordable plan#ad #sponsored

    1h 11m
  11. Build a Gooner

    Jun 26 • Subscribers Only

    Build a Gooner

    The boys riff on the world cup, Trevor's new project and we create the worst boyfriends possible.

    1h 2m
  12. Global Gooning ft. Oliver Tree

    May 27

    Global Gooning ft. Oliver Tree

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Oliver Tree joins the pod to talk about his new album, traveling the world to record music, and the wild experiences that came with making it across dozens of countries. He also gets into life on the road, the music industry, gambling stories, his world tour, and why he prefers living with total freedom over staying in one place. Oliver Tree socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/olivertree/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@olivertree YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHcb3FQivl6xCRcHC2zjdkQ 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Chubbies, Ridge, Good Chop, and ShipStation for sponsoring the podcastChubbiesChubbies is here to keep you comfy and looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code stiff atchubbiesshorts.com/stiff! #chubbiespod RidgeUpgrade your wallet today! Get up to 40% off @Ridge during their Father’s Day Sale when you go tohttps://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS #Ridgepod Good ChopUse code 50SOCKS to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcastShipStationshipstation.com and get 60 days free with code SOCKS #ad #sponsored

    1h 11m
  13. Adult Wet Dreams

    May 13

    Adult Wet Dreams

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: GLD, Shopify, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Quince, and Factor for sponsoring the podcastGLDgld.comGet 40% off with code SOCKSShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial Golden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Quincequince.com/stiffsocksFree shipping + 365-day returnsFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free daily greens per box with code SOCKS50OFF

    1h 15m
  14. MILF'd ft. Mark Normand & Sam Morril (We Might Be Drunk)

    May 20

    MILF'd ft. Mark Normand & Sam Morril (We Might Be Drunk)

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Mark Normand and Sam Morril from the We Might be Drunk podcast join the pod to talk bombing at nightmare comedy gigs, sports obsession, skate culture, social media ruining entertainment, and insane stories from life on the road. Mark also tells the unbelievable story of losing his virginity to an older woman on Bourbon Street during Y2K, including how nervous he was to even take his boxers off. Thanks to Thanks to: PrizePicks, Shopify, Lumi Gummies, BetterHelp, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast PrizePickshttps://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play Shopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial Lumi Gummieslumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKS BetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month BlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS #ad #sponsored

    1h 19m
  15. Dat Bih Gah with Jake Webber

    Jun 3

    Dat Bih Gah with Jake Webber

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week we're joined by Jake Webber, one of YouTube's biggest creators. Jake sits down with the guys to talk about content creation, shaving your ass, life online, Facebook Market Place Food , relationships, and his guilty pleasure songs.  Instagram: @jakewebber9  YouTube: Jake Webber YouTube Channel  Music: Jake Webber Music & Videos 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, Shopify, BlueChew, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month Shopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial BlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS GLDNew customers get 40% Off with code SOCKS at GLD.com

    1h 19m
  16. Scientists Reveal the Real Male G-Spot

    Apr 22

    Scientists Reveal the Real Male G-Spot

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at  patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BlueChew, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, ShipStation, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast BlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS PrizePicksprizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play BetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month ShipStationshipstation.comTry free for 60 days with code SOCKS GLDgld.comGet 40% off with code SOCKS

    1h 3m
  17. DumbMaxxing ft. Terry Dubrow

    Apr 29

    DumbMaxxing ft. Terry Dubrow

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Terry Dubrow is a board-certified plastic surgeon and obesity medicine specialist known for blending aesthetics with overall wellness. A UCLA and Yale–trained surgeon, he gained fame on Botched and co-hosts the Doctor and Mrs. Guinea Pig podcast with his wife, Heather Dubrow. He’s also a bestselling author and co-founder of Consult Beaute and Consult Health. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Dr. Terry Dubrow joins the boys for a wild deep dive into plastic surgery, from BBL horror stories and botched procedures to leeches, myths, and the craziest things he’s seen in the operating room. It spirals into insane ER stories, celebrity surgery breakdowns, and unfiltered takes on looksmaxxing, Ozempic, and the future of body modification. Thanks to: Shopify, Lumi Gummies, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial Lumi Gummieslumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKSGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Chubbieschubbiesshorts.comGet 20% off with code STIFFBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month

    1h 25m
  18. God Told Me to Call Him Daddy with Pete Holmes

    Apr 15

    God Told Me to Call Him Daddy with Pete Holmes

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at  patreon.com/ stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️Pete Holmes Live: https://peteholmes.com FOLLOW Pete Holmes: Instagram: @peteholmes Twitter/X: @peteholmes YouTube: @PeteHolmes WATCH HIS NEW SPECIAL: Silly Silly Fun Boy – now available on YouTube 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com This episode starts off chaotic with the guys riffing on fashion, celebrities, and random cultural takes. The conversation slowly shifts into surprisingly deep territory, diving into nicotine addiction, free will, spirituality, and the meaning of life capped off with listener submissions and completely off-the-rails riffing. Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, Good Chop, Quince, Shopify, and Hims for sponsoring the podcastGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Get spins (50/day for 10 days) 21+ • Terms apply Good ChopUse code 50socks to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcastQuincequince.com/stiffsocksFree shipping + 365-day returnsShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with $1/month trial HimsVisit hims.com/socksto get a personalized plan

    1h 31m
  19. We Have ADHD ft. Jessica McCabe

    May 6

    We Have ADHD ft. Jessica McCabe

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Jessica McCabe is the creator of the massively popular YouTube channel “How to ADHD,” where she breaks down ADHD, executive dysfunction, productivity, and mental health in an approachable and relatable way. She’s also a New York Times bestselling author and one of the internet’s leading voices on understanding how ADHD brains actually work. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Trevor and Michael sit down with Jessica McCabe to unpack ADHD, hyperfocus, procrastination, emotional impulsivity, and why their brains seem to thrive in chaos. What starts as a comedy podcast slowly turns into a real-time self-diagnosis session as they realize way too many ADHD symptoms sound painfully familiar. Thanks to: Shopify, BlueChew, Hims, Cash App, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Shopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial BlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS Himshims.com/socksGet a personalized, affordable plan Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. BetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month

    1h 16m
  20. The Buzzball World Cup (AD FREE)

    Jun 24 • Subscribers Only

    The Buzzball World Cup (AD FREE)

    The boys recap Trevor’s vacation disaster, World Cup fans discovering American chaos, BuzzBalls, bottomless salsa, and why free refills might be America’s greatest invention. They also spiral into Love Island being a human experiment, Michael’s crowd work getting too physical, Spider-Man’s weird popcorn bucket, a gross Secret Sock, and the moon being suspicious.

    1h 2m
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