Michael Blaustein

Shows

Episodes

  1. Patreon 333: Inner Excellence

    1D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Patreon 333: Inner Excellence

    Stiff Socks

    1h 7m
  2. Every Nut I Spit Out (ICE CREAM)

    2D AGO

    Every Nut I Spit Out (ICE CREAM)

    The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts. Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastMint Mobile – https://www.mintmobile.com/socksReady to stop paying more than you have to?New customers can switch today and get unlimited premium wireless for $15/month for a limited time.Switch now at mintmobile.com/socksThat’s mintmobile.com/socks.ShipStation – https://www.shipstation.comTry ShipStation free for 60 days with full access and no credit card required.Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS for 60 days free.That’s shipstation.com, code SOCKS.60 days to see exactly how much time and money you're saving. GLD – https://www.gld.comWork hard and change the game.New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.That’s 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.After purchase, tell them the show sent you — it helps support us. Lumi Gummies – https://www.lumigummies.comLumi Gummies are available nationwide.Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off your order.That’s L-U-M-I gummies dot com — code SOCKS. BetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socksSign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socks.That’s B-E-T-T-E-R H-E-L-P dot com slash SOCKS

    1h 14m
  3. Slopes and Hoes

    FEB 18

    Slopes and Hoes

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 01:36 – Plane story officially begins09:44 – Missed flight story begins27:20 – Burnt toast theory29:32 – Waymo / remote drivers in the Philippines reveal40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping46:35 – Winter Olympics48:27 – Norwegian bronze medal cheating confession story.57:18 –  Award rabbit hole Thanks to: Acre Gold, Good Chop, BlueChew, Shopify, and Quince for sponsoring the podcastAcre Gold – https://www.getacregold.comyou can win two 5g Ancient Collection gold bars. Start your subscription and enter today Good Chop – https://www.goodchop.com/podcast Use code 50SOCKS to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcast BlueChew Gold – https://www.bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS. Shopify – https://www.shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trial Quince – https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks Go to quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada too

    1h 18m
  4. Every Nut I Spit Out (AD FREE)

    3D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Every Nut I Spit Out (AD FREE)

    ***IF YOU DO NOT SEE THE BONUS EPISODE FROM 2/27 WE ARE WORKING ON A FIX WITH APPLE*** The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts. Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Mint Mobile – https://www.mintmobile.com/socks Ready to stop paying more than you have to?New customers can switch today and get unlimited premium wireless for $15/month for a limited time.Switch now at mintmobile.com/socksThat’s mintmobile.com/socks. ShipStation – https://www.shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days with full access and no credit card required.Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS for 60 days free.That’s shipstation.com, code SOCKS.60 days to see exactly how much time and money you're saving. GLD – https://www.gld.com Work hard and change the game.New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.That’s 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.After purchase, tell them the show sent you — it helps support us. Lumi Gummies – https://www.lumigummies.com Lumi Gummies are available nationwide.Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off your order.That’s L-U-M-I gummies dot com — code SOCKS. BetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socks.That’s B-E-T-T-E-R H-E-L-P dot com slash SOCKS

    1h 4m
  5. Pause Patrol

    FEB 11

    Pause Patrol

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videos Thanks to: BetterHelp, Cash App, Factor, Mack Weldon, and Shopify for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash SOCKS.Cash App – Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Factor – https://www.factormeals.com/socks50offUse code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year. Mack Weldon – https://www.mackweldon.comget 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS. Shopify – https://www.shopify.com/socksStart your business today with Shopify.

    1h 12m
  6. R2 Double D2

    FEB 4

    R2 Double D2

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, PrizePicks, Lumi Gummies, 1-800-Flowers, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastGolden Nugget Online Casino – goldennuggetcasino.com/promos New players get 500 spins on any Huff N’ Puff slot Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code STIFFSOCKS PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Lumi Gummies are available nationwide Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% 1-800-Flowers – 1800flowers.com/socksget two dozen roses FREE with the Double Blooms offerBlueChew Gold – bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS

    1h 19m
  7. Slopes and Hoes (AD FREE)

    FEB 17 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Slopes and Hoes (AD FREE)

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 01:36 – Plane story officially begins 09:44 – Missed flight story begins 27:20 – Burnt toast theory 29:32 – Waymo / remote drivers in the Philippines reveal 40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping 46:35 – Winter Olympics 48:27 – Norwegian bronze medal cheating confession story. 57:18 – Award rabbit hole Thanks to: Acre Gold, Good Chop, BlueChew, Shopify, and Quince for sponsoring the podcast Acre Gold – https://www.getacregold.com you can win two 5g Ancient Collection gold bars. Start your subscription and enter today Good Chop – https://www.goodchop.com/podcast Use code 50SOCKS to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcast BlueChew Gold – https://www.bluechew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS. Shopify – https://www.shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trial Quince – https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks Go to quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada too

    1h 9m
  8. Tight Ends & Loose Ends (BONUS)

    FEB 14 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Tight Ends & Loose Ends (BONUS)

    Stiff Socks

    1h 8m
  9. Choppleganger

    JAN 28

    Choppleganger

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 02:34 – “2016 sucked”2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits22:58 – First apartment stories33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots50:00 - Choppelgangers51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????55:22 – Body cam footage55:00 – Sock Talk56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown59:00 - Creating Jingles 01:04:42 – Secret Sock Thanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile, and Ridge for sponsoring the podcastShipStation – shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days — full access, no credit card required Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKSMint Mobile – mintmobile.com/socks Quit overspending on wireless Get 50% off Unlimited premium wireless — Ridge Wallet – ridge.com/stiffsocks Upgrade your wallet today Get 10% off with code STIFFSOCKS at ridge.com/stiffsocks #Ridgepod Review FTC ad disclosure rules: ftc.gov/influencers

    1h 13m
  10. Barbie on the Spectrum???

    JAN 20

    Barbie on the Spectrum???

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com :20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral8:40 – Street performers16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal27:18 – Ken vs Allen32:20 – Diabetes Barbie36:48 – Blind Barbie39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream49:48 – Sleeping positions45:30 - Sock Talk58:30 - Secret Sock Thanks to: 1-800-Flowers, Acre Gold, BetterHelp, BlueChew, and Golden Nugget for sponsoring the podcast1-800-Flowers – 1800flowers.com/socks Make this Valentine’s Day one she’ll remember Get your Double Blooms offer — buy one dozen, get two dozen roses FREE Acre Gold – getacregold.com win 3 limited-edition gold bars from the Ancient Collection Start your subscription and enter today at getacregold.com That’s getacregold.com BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socksBlueChew Gold – bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Golden Nugget Online Casino – goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code STIFFSOCKS

    1h 21m
  11. 2026 - Everything Sucks Now!

    JAN 14

    2026 - Everything Sucks Now!

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare. 00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App00:01:46 –  Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion01:15:40 – Sock Talk01:16:30 – Secret Sock Thanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcastFactor – factormeals.com/socks50off use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 yearLumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks free shipping + 365-day returns Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s) Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC Full terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcastMack Weldon – mackweldon.com get 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS

    1h 18m
  12. Brady Going Balls Deep

    JAN 7

    Brady Going Balls Deep

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Shopify, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks You can’t step into a lighter version of yourself without letting go of what’s weighing you down Shopify – shopify.com/socks In 2026, stop waiting and start selling Sign up now for your $1/month trial at shopify.com/socks BlueChew Gold – bluechew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS

    1h 18m
  13. New Year’s Eve Is a Nightmare feat. Matteo Lane

    12/31/2025

    New Year’s Eve Is a Nightmare feat. Matteo Lane

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comNew Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy.Follow Matteo Lane: Instagram: @matteolaneTikTok: @matteolaneX: @matteolaneYouTube: Matteo LaneWebsite / Tour Dates: https://www.matteolanecomedy.comThanks to Happy Thursday for sponsoring the podcastHappy Thursday – drinkhappythursday.com/socks If you’re feeling thirsty in the new year, have a Happy Thursday Find one near you at drinkhappythursday.com/socks

    1h 30m
  14. Drake is a Fan... Kinda

    12/17/2025

    Drake is a Fan... Kinda

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:30 - Get your BINGO Cards Ready! 1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE 09:52 - Tour Dates & AD 17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks 22:19 - AD 25:00 - Drake!!! 31:28 - AD 33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie 39:00 - Trevor riffin with the hotel staff 43:22 - AD 50:00 - Acts of kindness…or are they? 01:04:00 - SOCK TALK GAMES! 01:07:57 - AD 01:10:05 - Michael and Trevor play Tapple 01:24:00 - BINGO! Thanks to Thanks to: Shopify, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Lumi Gummies, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast Shopify – shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/socks That’s shopify.com/socks PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This December, start a new tradition by taking care of yourself with 10% off Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off BlueChew – bluechew.com Make life easier by getting harder discover your options at bluechew.com

    1h 28m
  15. Redacted (BONUS)

    FEB 6 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Redacted (BONUS)

    Stiff Socks

    1h 22m
  16. Rage Bait is Rage Bait

    12/10/2025

    Rage Bait is Rage Bait

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to Cash App, Acre Gold, Manscaped, Factor and Lucy for sponsoring the podcast Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Full disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcast Use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Acre Gold – getacregold.com Gold is up over 40% in the last year. Subscribe now at getacregold.com and make your money work for you.Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed manFactor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart and save big Use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order Lucy also offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind

    1h 9m
  17. Pause Patrol (AD FREE)

    FEB 11 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Pause Patrol (AD FREE)

    Stiff Socks

    1 hr
  18. Santa is Coming and So Are We

    12/24/2025

    Santa is Coming and So Are We

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Lumi Gummies, Load Boost, Quince, Superpower, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off your order Load Boost – vb.health/discount/stiffsocks Visit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks  for free shipping + 365-day returns Superpower – superpower.com/gift Give the gift of better health this holiday Go to superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 premium gift box with your gifted membership The only gift that keeps on giving — health, energy, and time together Include in podcast, YT, and social media descriptions GLD – gld.com New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com Review FTC ad disclosure guidelines: ftc.gov/influencers #ad #sponsored

    1h 19m
  19. Magic School Bust Ft. Brandon Rogers

    12/03/2025

    Magic School Bust Ft. Brandon Rogers

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comBrandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme.  Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode.follow BrandonInstagram: @brandonbored YouTube: Brandon Rogers TikTok: @brandonboredThanks to: BlueChew, BetterHelp, IndaCloud, Uncommon Goods, and GLD for sponsoring the podcastBlueChew – bluechew.comGet your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthIndaCloud – indacloud.co use code SOCKSUncommon Goods – uncommongoods.com/socks Get 15% off your next gift GLD – gld.comGet 50% off your order at gld.com with code SOCKS

    1h 8m
  20. TMI & Tangents ft. Stiff Socks

    02/03/2022

    TMI & Tangents ft. Stiff Socks

    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein from Stiff Socks podcast!! This may have started one way but went a bit off the rails.. so enjoy stuff you'd want to ask guys, sharing too much info (TMI), and our tangents.  LIVE SHOW: www.MomentHouse.com/THT We would love to have you join us for our very first LIVE show!! Exclusive merch available on the Moment House site as well! Socials: https://www.tiktok.com/@stiffsockspod?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@trevorwallace?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@blaucomedy?lang=en Appreciate your support 3  https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 28m
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