Michael Blaustein

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  1. Redacted (BONUS)

    1D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Redacted (BONUS)

    Stiff Socks

    1h 22m
  2. R2 Double D2

    3D AGO

    R2 Double D2

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, PrizePicks, Lumi Gummies, 1-800-Flowers, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastGolden Nugget Online Casino – goldennuggetcasino.com/promos New players get 500 spins on any Huff N’ Puff slot Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code STIFFSOCKS PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Lumi Gummies are available nationwide Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% 1-800-Flowers – 1800flowers.com/socksget two dozen roses FREE with the Double Blooms offerBlueChew Gold – bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS

    1h 19m
  3. Choppleganger

    JAN 28

    Choppleganger

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 02:34 – “2016 sucked”2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits22:58 – First apartment stories33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots50:00 - Choppelgangers51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????55:22 – Body cam footage55:00 – Sock Talk56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown59:00 - Creating Jingles 01:04:42 – Secret Sock Thanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile, and Ridge for sponsoring the podcastShipStation – shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days — full access, no credit card required Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKSMint Mobile – mintmobile.com/socks Quit overspending on wireless Get 50% off Unlimited premium wireless — Ridge Wallet – ridge.com/stiffsocks Upgrade your wallet today Get 10% off with code STIFFSOCKS at ridge.com/stiffsocks #Ridgepod Review FTC ad disclosure rules: ftc.gov/influencers

    1h 13m
  4. Barbie on the Spectrum???

    JAN 20

    Barbie on the Spectrum???

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com :20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral8:40 – Street performers16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal27:18 – Ken vs Allen32:20 – Diabetes Barbie36:48 – Blind Barbie39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream49:48 – Sleeping positions45:30 - Sock Talk58:30 - Secret Sock Thanks to: 1-800-Flowers, Acre Gold, BetterHelp, BlueChew, and Golden Nugget for sponsoring the podcast1-800-Flowers – 1800flowers.com/socks Make this Valentine’s Day one she’ll remember Get your Double Blooms offer — buy one dozen, get two dozen roses FREE Acre Gold – getacregold.com win 3 limited-edition gold bars from the Ancient Collection Start your subscription and enter today at getacregold.com That’s getacregold.com BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socksBlueChew Gold – bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Golden Nugget Online Casino – goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code STIFFSOCKS

    1h 21m
  5. Free Solo'd My D

    JAN 30 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Free Solo'd My D

    Trevor talks about his tour week that includes mirror-sex and Michael got stuck in a snowstorm stranded without luggage. Then the guys get into rage-bait comedy clips, watching a guy free-solo a skyscraper live, Titanic survival logic, and buying a $140 face ice-bath bowl off Instagram just to feel something again.

    1h 4m
  6. 2026 - Everything Sucks Now!

    JAN 14

    2026 - Everything Sucks Now!

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare. 00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App00:01:46 –  Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion01:15:40 – Sock Talk01:16:30 – Secret Sock Thanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcastFactor – factormeals.com/socks50off use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 yearLumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks free shipping + 365-day returns Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s) Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC Full terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcastMack Weldon – mackweldon.com get 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS

    1h 18m
  7. Choppleganger (AD FREE)

    JAN 28 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Choppleganger (AD FREE)

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 02:34 – “2016 sucked” 2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs 17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits 22:58 – First apartment stories 33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots 50:00 - Choppelgangers 51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza???? 55:22 – Body cam footage 55:00 – Sock Talk 56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown 59:00 - Creating Jingles 01:04:42 – Secret Sock Thanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile, and Ridge for sponsoring the podcast ShipStation – shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days — full access, no credit card required Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS Mint Mobile – mintmobile.com/socks Quit overspending on wireless Get 50% off Unlimited premium wireless — Ridge Wallet – ridge.com/stiffsocks Upgrade your wallet today Get 10% off with code STIFFSOCKS at ridge.com/stiffsocks #Ridgepod Review FTC ad disclosure rules: ftc.gov/influencers

    1h 6m
  8. Brady Going Balls Deep

    JAN 7

    Brady Going Balls Deep

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Shopify, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks You can’t step into a lighter version of yourself without letting go of what’s weighing you down Shopify – shopify.com/socks In 2026, stop waiting and start selling Sign up now for your $1/month trial at shopify.com/socks BlueChew Gold – bluechew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS

    1h 18m
  9. Type Shiiiii

    JAN 23 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Type Shiiiii

    03:06 - I get down with the downs08:10 – Hollywood hooks 09:06 – Matt Damon / “The Rip” 16:39 – Plane smoke 20:11 – Michael gets pulled over by a cop 33:54 – Emotional motel moment 43:23 – Drunk Ventura hecklers 49:26 – Surprise visitor 1:08:00 - Sock Talk 1:11:06 – “Secret Sock”

    1h 18m
  10. R2 Double D2 (AD FREE)

    3D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    R2 Double D2 (AD FREE)

    Stiff Socks

    1h 10m
  11. New Year’s Eve Is a Nightmare feat. Matteo Lane

    12/31/2025

    New Year’s Eve Is a Nightmare feat. Matteo Lane

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com New Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy. Follow Matteo Lane: Instagram: @matteolane TikTok: @matteolane X: @matteolane YouTube: Matteo Lane Website / Tour Dates: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com Thanks to Happy Thursday for sponsoring the podcast Happy Thursday – drinkhappythursday.com/socks If you’re feeling thirsty in the new year, have a Happy Thursday Find one near you at drinkhappythursday.com/socks

    1h 30m
  12. Rage Bait is Rage Bait

    12/10/2025

    Rage Bait is Rage Bait

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to Cash App, Acre Gold, Manscaped, Factor and Lucy for sponsoring the podcast Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Full disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcast Use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Acre Gold – getacregold.com Gold is up over 40% in the last year. Subscribe now at getacregold.com and make your money work for you.Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed manFactor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart and save big Use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order Lucy also offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind

    1h 9m
  13. Drake is a Fan... Kinda

    12/17/2025

    Drake is a Fan... Kinda

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:30 - Get your BINGO Cards Ready! 1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE 09:52 - Tour Dates & AD 17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks 22:19 - AD 25:00 - Drake!!! 31:28 - AD 33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie 39:00 - Trevor riffin with the hotel staff 43:22 - AD 50:00 - Acts of kindness…or are they? 01:04:00 - SOCK TALK GAMES! 01:07:57 - AD 01:10:05 - Michael and Trevor play Tapple 01:24:00 - BINGO! Thanks to Thanks to: Shopify, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Lumi Gummies, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast Shopify – shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/socks That’s shopify.com/socks PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This December, start a new tradition by taking care of yourself with 10% off Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off BlueChew – bluechew.com Make life easier by getting harder discover your options at bluechew.com

    1h 28m
  14. Santa is Coming and So Are We

    12/24/2025

    Santa is Coming and So Are We

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Lumi Gummies, Load Boost, Quince, Superpower, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off your order Load Boost – vb.health/discount/stiffsocks Visit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks  for free shipping + 365-day returns Superpower – superpower.com/gift Give the gift of better health this holiday Go to superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 premium gift box with your gifted membership The only gift that keeps on giving — health, energy, and time together Include in podcast, YT, and social media descriptions GLD – gld.com New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com Review FTC ad disclosure guidelines: ftc.gov/influencers #ad #sponsored

    1h 19m
  15. Gobble me on Thanksgiving

    11/26/2025

    Gobble me on Thanksgiving

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats18:00 - Timothy Chalamet20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny01:00:00 - Learning how to drive01:08: 14 - AD01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks01:13:22 - Sock Talk01:17:41 - Secret SockThanks to: Uncommon Goods, PrizePicks, Lucy, Lumi Gummies, and Quince for sponsoring the podcastUncommon Goods – Get 15% off your next gift at uncommongoods.com/socksPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSDownload the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 playLucy – lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order.Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com  and use code SOCKS for 30% offQuince – quince.com/stiffsocksGive and get timeless holiday staples with free shipping and 365-day returns#ad #sponsored

    1h 11m
  16. You Can Now Crack a Clanker

    11/12/2025

    You Can Now Crack a Clanker

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast GLD – gld.com Work hard and change the game. Get 50% off + a free chain at gld.com with code SOCKS Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping at manscaped.com with code SOCKS Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man Acre Gold – getacregold.com BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS  Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF #ad #sponsored

    1h 18m
  17. Magic School Bust Ft. Brandon Rogers

    12/03/2025

    Magic School Bust Ft. Brandon Rogers

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comBrandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme.  Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode.follow BrandonInstagram: @brandonbored YouTube: Brandon Rogers TikTok: @brandonboredThanks to: BlueChew, BetterHelp, IndaCloud, Uncommon Goods, and GLD for sponsoring the podcastBlueChew – bluechew.comGet your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthIndaCloud – indacloud.co use code SOCKSUncommon Goods – uncommongoods.com/socks Get 15% off your next gift GLD – gld.comGet 50% off your order at gld.com with code SOCKS

    1h 8m
  18. Beauty and the Yeast

    11/19/2025

    Beauty and the Yeast

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, Quince, BlueChew, IndaCloud, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This month, don’t wait to reach out whether it’s to a friend or a therapist Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples that last Free shipping + 365-day returns at quince.com/stiffsocks BlueChew – bluechew.com Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little BlueChew Discover your options at bluechew.com Promo code: SOCKS IndaCloud – indacloud.co If you’re 21 or older, use code SOCKS at indacloud.co for 40% off + free shipping No panic buys — biggest sale of the year, live all month long That’s indacloud.co, code SOCKS Cash App – Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #ad #sponsored

    1h 8m
  19. ARE WE IN?

    JAN 16 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    ARE WE IN?

    From comedy and podcast stories into unhinged rants about AirTags, wellness routines, binge-watching rules, and a disastrous Malibu anniversary dinner after ordering chicken at a steakhouse.

    1h 11m
  20. Giving Brain for Brain

    JAN 9 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Giving Brain for Brain

    The guys joking about jail, fake confidence, and proudly admitting they say things with authority despite having no idea what they’re talking about. It quickly spirals into a humiliating pickleball story where retirees absolutely dominate them, leading to rants about competitiveness, prison TikTok “hacks,” money confusion, adult sports leagues taking things too seriously, and ending on nostalgia, bad gifts, and social media burnout.

    1h 6m
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