44 episodes

A podcast about food and food media. Executive Producer: Anthony Bourdain

Carbface Laurie Woolever and Chris Thornton

    • Food
    • 5.0, 146 Ratings

A podcast about food and food media. Executive Producer: Anthony Bourdain

    I Have Filled This Toilet with Shredded Carrots

    I Have Filled This Toilet with Shredded Carrots

    It’s Laurie and Chris with their dreams.

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    • 49 min
    Full Body Frown with Joseph Fernandez

    Full Body Frown with Joseph Fernandez

    Our lives are changed forever by Joseph’s hedgehog.

    • 50 min
    Thick White Parts

    Thick White Parts

    Laurie and Chris.

    Living their best whatevers in quarantine.

    • 41 min
    Crossover with Jessica Delisle and Alicia Tobin

    Crossover with Jessica Delisle and Alicia Tobin

    The co-(g)hosts of the best podcast ever, RETAIL NIGHTMARES, are here! Alicia and Jessica join us through an intricate web of Zoom, phone, and tin cans to help make our dreams come true. Plus, we have the podcast world premiere of BONGO DANCE by Auto Syndicate (Jay Arner and Jessica Delisle!)

    Listen to RETAIL NIGHTMARES.

    Order Alicia’s book, SO YOU'RE A LITTLE SAD, SO WHAT? Nice Things to Say to Yourself on Bad Days and Other Essays.

    Listen and support Jessica’s band, ENERGY SLIME.

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    • 59 min
    The Oven of Life

    The Oven of Life

    It’s Laurie and Chris.

    It’s the halting whisper of The Daily. Upstate New York. IGA. Super Valu vs. Super Value vs. Supr Valu. The home of ham salad. An unknown self-quarantine. The murder basement. The NYT. Otterstan. Tiger King. Happy birthday, Laurie!

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    • 27 min
    Grimace's Butthole

    Grimace's Butthole

    It’s Laurie and Chris, homebound.

    Please forgive the audio quality. We’re using USB mics. We’re alive and mostly well for now.

    Alternate titles:
    GO FOCACCIA YOURSELF
    LUNAR FOOTWEAR
    GALLOPING LESSONS
    I'M COOKING FOOD
    REAL-TIME GARBANZO FINDER
    CHICKPEA AVAILABILITY INDEX
    RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT
    WHAT ABOUT PROM BLAINE?
    THE HOTDOG IS A GAPER
    A HOTDOG DOWN A HOTDOG'S HALLWAY
    CHICKPEA PERSONAL MASSAGER
    A GAME OF DODGEBALL FOR MY JUNK
    BE KIND, DO GOOD, EAT ASS

    • 52 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
146 Ratings

146 Ratings

Happy Scribe 33 ,

Get strange looks on the subway

...as you listen to Carbface, laughing maniacally, because what else can you do if you are not made of stone? As a mom (which I am not), this podcast is the incarnation of my favorite child and my juvenile delinquent stoner kid. The only drawback (for my health) is that every time I listen, I end up going to buy candy afterward--though getting to hear about Cliss, Foodtown, and the many unholy things that can be done to yogurt are worth the sugar crash.

gastronomicdiva ,

This is the podcast I always look forward to

It’s hilarious!

I enjoy the reviews of candy and shopping experiences. My favorites are lots of likes, the wild tales of Cliss and now his brother David, the denti Moore chronicles
And most of all-As a Maum.
Oh yeAh and they have great guests and fun interviews 💗🙌

DeathsquadBayArea ,

Funniest Podcast.

This is the best and funniest podcast, no further questions.

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