Five's A Crowd Podcast

Five's A Crowd
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Imagine yourself arriving at a house party in the late '90s. You weave your way through the crowd trying to find a place to fit in, relax, find someone to connect with, and then you hear them; sitting in a circle surrounded by amused onlookers the 5 of us sit laughing, joking, and telling the best stories you've never heard. You're welcomed with open arms into the fold to enjoy the company of strangers, as the five of us become a crowd.

  1. 2D AGO

    We Found a SECRET Social Network..

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** In this episode, things get a little... artificial. We dive deep into the rabbit hole of "Molt Book," a secret social network where AI agents are allegedly talking to each other, creating religions, and even starting their own meme coins—or are they? But before we question reality, we have some very real life updates: one of us is getting "snipped" tomorrow , we’re navigating the messy world of potty training , and we learn some very questionable slang from Urban Dictionary (seriously, don’t Google "Kentucky Snow Plow" at work!). 00:00 - Start! 02:40 - Tony's son is a math genius? 05:05 - High School vs. College Credits (The Scam?) 09:50 - Mind-blowing math tricks you weren't taught 15:20 - HOA Nightmares & "Walmart" Homes 18:25 - Why we want to move to Japan 🇯🇵 21:25 - Are the Grammys Rigged? 28:25 - The Big Snip: Vasectomy Talk 35:28 - Potty Training Tactics & "The Peanut" 42:15 - Disneyland vs. Disney World vs. Universal 49:15 - Tips for First-Time Home Buyers 54:40 - Urban Dictionary: The Kentucky Snow Plow 01:02:16 - Advice on Moving Out of Your Parents' House 01:10:30 - Should You Get a Service Pitbull? 01:15:20 - Can Carrots Actually Turn You Orange? 01:17:15 - The "Claude Bot" & Autonomous AI Agents 01:26:00 - We Found a Secret Social Network for AI 01:30:25 - AI Created Its Own Religion?! 01:35:40 - The "Molt Book" Scam Revealed Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 48m

  2. FEB 2

    Gaslighting 101: The Lies ALL Our Parents Told Us as Kids

    We dive into the childhood myths that traumatized us all, debate the legality of interior car lights, and open a folder of videos that probably should have stayed private. You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** 00:00 - Start! 00:43 - Welcome to the crowd! 02:24 - Top 10: Lies everyone believed as kids 03:02 - Lie #10: If you cross your eyes, they'll stay that way 03:20 - The "Blindness" Myth: Standing too close to the TV 04:36 - The 25-cent radio station trick 05:40 - Lie #9: Swallowed gum stays in your stomach for 7 years 08:58 - Lie #8: Quicksand is a major problem 10:12 - New fear unlocked: Tree wells & skiing 12:15 - Can trees actually explode in the cold? 14:12 - The "Illegal" Car Light myth 18:15 - Does cracking your knuckles cause arthritis? 21:05 - Lie #5: Waiting 30 minutes to swim after eating 24:55 - Lie #2: You will use math every day 28:05 - Lie #1: Just "Be Yourself" 30:35 - Snipe hunting & other pranks 33:41 - Watermelon seeds & eating girls don't poop 35:34 - The Russian disease: "Rot-yer-coc-off" 39:05 - Do dogs actually see in black and white? 45:00 - Opening the "Do Not Watch" folder 47:20 - The Jersey Bomb Scoop 52:40 - The "Alpha" who claps with his feet 56:25 - The Rainbow Crosswalk removal 57:15 - "I wouldn't come to your funeral" Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    58 min

  3. JAN 26

    She Had the Baby. It Wasn't Hers. | Ep 220

    Today we pull back the curtain on a series of unsettling realities that seem more like a dystopian movie than 2026. From a billion-dollar fraud scheme hiding in plain sight to a medical error that defies belief, we’re dissecting the stories the mainstream media is too afraid to touch. Between high-tech military secrets and the collapse of public trust, nothing is off-limits! Thank you for being part of this crowd! You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 28m

  4. JAN 19

    11-Year-Old CHOKES Friend (Paramedics Called), Japan’s "Mating Visas", & Fighting Celebs | Ep 219

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** A listener writes in with a parenting nightmare: an 11-year-old choked out a friend over homework, requiring paramedics at the bus stop. We discuss how to handle it when "good kids" snap and the fallout of schoolyard bullying. On a lighter note, the table gets heated over the "Freedom Units" vs. Metric System debate, we explore Japan’s desperate plan to solve their population crisis with free houses, and react to the announcement of Jackass 5. Plus, we wrap up with life-saving parenting hacks—from "Green Light" sleep training to why you shouldn't buy a $900 stroller! Thank you for being part of this crowd! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #Subscribe #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 22m

  5. JAN 12

    KIDNAPPING A DICTATOR: The Secret 3-Hour Mission to Silence Maduro | Ep 218

    NEW PHONE NUMBER: You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast!; ** 801-513-3373 ** From the 150 aircraft saturated in the Venezuelan sky to the "Conformity Gate" theories of Stranger Things, Episode 218 is a wild ride! We break down the 3-hour surgical strike that captured Maduro in his Nike tracksuit, debate the "mid-ness" of Jessica Biel vs. Kate Beckinsale, and celebrate the Crowd helping us hit 1.1 million minutes watched! TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Start! 01:47 - Spotify Wrapped 2025: 1.1 Million Minutes 06:05 - Top 5% Globally: Our Video Success 16:16 - Studio Evolution: From Buffalo Plaid to Professional 18:08 - Spontaneous Live Streams & Interaction 22:19 - "We Quit": The 5-Year Milestone Realization 25:20 - The Great Debate: Jessica Biel vs. Kate Beckinsale 43:22 - Conformity Gate: The Hidden Stranger Things Episode? 55:49 - Maduro’s Capture: The 3-Hour Takedown 01:01:34 - Trolling Hugo Chavez’s Grave 01:04:15 - The Nike Tracksuit & Maduro’s Disgrace 01:08:41 - "We're Keeping It!": Trump on the Oil 01:10:24 - Reinstating the Monroe Doctrine? 01:13:30 - Surgical Strikes & The North Korea Reaction 01:21:46 - Nostalgic Cars: What We’d Buy Back 01:28:19 - Jokes and Final Thoughts 01:30:13 - Thank you for being part of this crowd! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #News #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 30m

  6. 12/08/2025

    "I KICKED THEM OUT!" - The WORST Holiday Family Drama (AITA) | Ep. 217

    The holidays bring out the best in people... and the absolute worst in families. In this episode, we dive into the craziest Reddit "AITA" stories centering around holiday disasters, toxic in-laws, and dinner table arguments that went way too far. Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-0213 Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #AITA #RedditStories #HolidayDrama P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 5m

  7. 11/24/2025

    BLACK FRIDAY & The Purchases We Regret the Most! | Ep 216

    In this episode, the guys bounce through a chaotic mix of holiday talk, Black Friday madness, wild retail stories, tech frustrations, and the questionable purchases that shaped their lives. From impulse buys to life-savers, family tangents to conspiracy-level price tricks, it’s a full ride of laughs, surprises, and unexpected honesty. Thank you for being part of this crowd! Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-0213 Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1h 16m

  8. 11/10/2025

    New Dog, Car Accident, and Update on Nightmare HOA | Ep 215

    A wild week of chaos, surprises, and a few things we probably shouldn’t say out loud... allegedly. Thank you for being part of this crowd! 00:00 - Start 04:24 - The unexpected crash 07:21 - Insurance shock 18:59 - A new family member 36:24 - HOA drama unfolds 50:20 - The cat controversy 54:01 - #Allegedly Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    55 min
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Imagine yourself arriving at a house party in the late '90s. You weave your way through the crowd trying to find a place to fit in, relax, find someone to connect with, and then you hear them; sitting in a circle surrounded by amused onlookers the 5 of us sit laughing, joking, and telling the best stories you've never heard. You're welcomed with open arms into the fold to enjoy the company of strangers, as the five of us become a crowd.

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  • Creator
    Five's A Crowd
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    223
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Five's A Crowd
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    Five's A Crowd Podcast

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