Greenfield’s Finest Podcast

Mike Zydel
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Mike Zydel and Jack Welsh are two lifelong friends that grew up together. Mike is a recovering addict who is now a comedian, Jack was a bartender until he opened his own spots. This is the funniest podcast you never heard of. Telling crazy stories , covering crazy headlines, a little bit of sports. Hit play and laugh. Thanks for the support. 

  1. Record-Breaking NFL Draft, AI Funerals & Sperm Racing?! | EP 316 - GFP

    APR 30

    Record-Breaking NFL Draft, AI Funerals & Sperm Racing?! | EP 316 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail The boys break down a massive week in Pittsburgh, starting with the NFL Draft shattering records with over 800,000 people in attendance and authorities cracking down on counterfeit merch. They dive into the Steelers’ full draft class, give their takes on the new additions, and hit on the Penguins clawing back in their playoff series. The Pittsburgh Scanner delivers classic chaos — including a suspect running face-first into a pole mid-chase, some risky train-hopping activity, and two grown men allegedly squaring up with a group of 10-year-olds… only for everyone to admit it was just “play fighting.” Corndick of the Week brings the madness with a lawsuit from the PNC Park belt-whipping incident, a groom showing up to his wedding in a full Adidas tracksuit, and a woman using AI to bring her late husband back as a hologram for his own funeral. Brother in Arms gets even wilder with Mike Tomlin heading to NBC and dropping classic Tomlin-isms, and the debut of the “Sperm Racing World Cup” — a full-blown bracket-style competition for microscopic swimmers with a $100K prize. Plus Gear Grinders and another completely unhinged round of What Would Greenfield Do. Everything GFP: https://linktr.ee/gfp Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/  #GreenfieldsFinest #PittsburghPodcast #NFLDraft #Steelers #PittsburghNews #Penguins #PittsburghScanner #CorndickOfTheWeek #MikeTomlin #OddNews #SpermRacing #BrotherInArms #PodcastClips #GearGrinders #WhatWouldGreenfieldDo

    1h 18m
  2. America Needs Alcoholics | EP 315 - GFP

    APR 17

    America Needs Alcoholics | EP 315 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail The boys announce a big change as Greenfield’s Finest moves to an every-other-Thursday schedule to keep things fresh while still bringing the chaos. They catch up on life, The Masters, and a loaded week in Pittsburgh — from Penn Brewery filing Chapter 11 (don’t worry, they’re still pouring) to the Pirates randomly dominating, and the Penguins punching their ticket back to the Stanley Cup Playoffs. With the NFL Draft right around the corner, the city is buzzing, and the Pittsburgh Scanner delivers classics — including a gun found in some hedges, a finger stuck in a sweeper, and a full-blown investigation into whether a couple was “repopulating” inside a stuck elevator. Corndick of the Week brings the madness with a Florida bus driver driving through a train crossing with kids onboard, a viral TikTok trend of people running into Scientology buildings, and insane stadium foods like a 1-pound “Glizzilla” hot dog and nachos you can wear as a hat. Brother in Arms keeps things rolling with space history as the Artemis II mission wraps up, a 91-year-old woman too locked in on video games to answer a police welfare check, and a massive archive of rare live concert recordings finally being shared with the world. Plus Gear Grinders and a wild round of “What Would Greenfield Do” featuring rats, mayo, and some truly cursed food scenarios. Everything GFP: https://linktr.ee/gfp Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/  #GreenfieldsFinest #PittsburghPodcast #PittsburghNews #NFLDraft #Penguins #Pirates #PittsburghScanner #CorndickOfTheWeek #Glizzilla #OddNews #BrotherInArms #ArtemisII #PodcastClips #GearGrinders #WhatWouldGreenfieldDo

    1h 21m
  3. Easter Bunny Assault, Nipple World Records & Giant Eagle Chaos | EP 314 - GFP

    APR 2

    Easter Bunny Assault, Nipple World Records & Giant Eagle Chaos | EP 314 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail This week the boys break down absolute chaos in Pittsburgh, starting with a guy getting arrested for allegedly groping the Easter Bunny at South Hills Village Mall before getting caught sleeping it off in a movie theater. There’s also an update on Aaron Rodgers potentially returning to the Steelers, free rides on the T and Incline for NFL Draft weekend, and a completely unhinged scene at a White Oak Giant Eagle where a woman went full boss battle mode — naked, fighting customers, and throwing groceries. The Pittsburgh Scanner adds even more insanity with a nearly 100-year-old man trying to get back behind the wheel like it’s 1955. Corndick of the Week somehow gets even crazier with a four-limb amputee cornhole player facing murder charges, a guy trying (and failing) to fight Alan Ritchson from Reacher, and a man setting a world record by pulling a 2,100-pound carriage… with chains attached to his nipple piercings. Brother in Arms brings it back with Kenny’s 90s celebrity crush list, a homeless Atlanta burger hustler getting kicked off DoorDash, and remembering internet legend Chuck Norris. Plus Gear Grinders and another completely unhinged round of What Would Greenfield Do. Everything GFP: https://linktr.ee/gfp Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/  #GreenfieldsFinest #PittsburghPodcast #PittsburghNews #EasterBunny #Steelers #AaronRodgers #PittsburghScanner #CorndickOfTheWeek #Reacher #AlanRitchson #GuinnessWorldRecord #ChuckNorris #BrotherInArms #GearGrinders #WhatWouldGreenfieldDo

    1h 39m
  4. Everyone's Irish On St. Pattys | EP 313 - GFP

    MAR 13

    Everyone's Irish On St. Pattys | EP 313 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail The boys break down a packed week in Pittsburgh news, including the return of the iconic Isaly’s brand with a new Strip District store, a Beaver County guy who climbed the Gulf Tower and got busted when he came back for his hoodie, Andrew McCutchen opening up about leaving the Pirates for the Rangers, and Sidney Crosby getting back on the ice after Kenny’s Olympic jinx. The Pittsburgh Scanner delivers the usual chaos with loose lug nut sabotage accusations, a drunk grandpa throwing coats at a party, a dating app meetup that refused to leave, and a rogue fish fry vendor trying to set up shop outside a church. Corndick of the Week features a software engineer accidentally hacking thousands of robot vacuums with a PlayStation controller, an Ohio suspect hiding in a trash can on garbage day, and viral personality Bonnie Blue claiming she’s pregnant after her infamous “400 men” stunt. In Brother in Arms, a Florida inmate catches a felony escape charge after sneaking off during a sheriff’s fundraiser for a porta-john hookup, and Ohio residents report multiple Bigfoot sightings roaming the woods. Plus Gear Grinders and a round of What Would Greenfield Do with some truly ridiculous hypotheticals. Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/ #GreenfieldsFinest #PittsburghPodcast #WinterOlympics #FishSandwichSeason #PittsburghScanner #CorndickOfTheWeek #SmartUnderwear #LoganPaul #PokemonCard #BrotherInArms #WhatWouldGreenfieldDo #GearGrinders

    1h 21m
  5. Old McSciulli Had A Farm | EP 312 - GFP

    FEB 19

    Old McSciulli Had A Farm | EP 312 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail The boys are back talking Valentine’s Day recaps, Winter Olympics medal counts (Team USA sitting at 19 👀), and The Simpsons giving The Pitt an 800th episode shoutout. It’s officially Fish Sandwich Season in Pittsburgh, we revisit a legendary Hines Ward Batman moment. Corndick of the Week brings wild turkeys terrorizing delivery drivers, a Sydney steakhouse scam involving a strategically placed armpit hair, and a talking AI teddy bear that got way too comfortable giving knife and match advice. Brother in Arms features LSU’s Jake Brown’s outrageous home run celebration, “smart underwear” that tracks your farts for science, and Logan Paul casually setting a $16.5 million Pokémon card world record. Plus Gear Grinders and an all-time unhinged “What Would Greenfield Do” segment. Upcoming Butler Street Derby Comedy Show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/butler-st-derby-comedy-spectacular-5-tickets-1982559778667?aff=ebdssbdestsearch Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

    1h 31m
  6. Mudslides For Everyone | EP 311 - GFP

    FEB 13

    Mudslides For Everyone | EP 311 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Greenfield’s Finest, the crew recaps the Seahawks taking down the Patriots 29–13 in the Super Bowl and debates whether anyone is still watching the Winter Olympics. The Pittsburgh Scanner was quiet, so it basically turned into Gary’s personal therapy session via voicemail — and the guys are begging for more callers to step up. Then it’s time for Corndick of the Week, and somehow things escalate fast: a woman who liquefies her meals and snorts them, aggressive Wisconsin turkeys terrorizing a neighborhood, and a Maryland paramedic allegedly turning his workplace into a crime scene of bodily fluid. Brother in Arms brings some redemption with a die-hard NFL fan breaking two Guinness World Records, a long-lost class ring returned after 44 years, a guy making $32K a year scooping dog poop, and an 86-year-old Englishman fined for spitting out a leaf — who responded by calling an officer a “silly boy.” Plus: Gear Grinders and a round of “What Would Greenfield Do?” featuring gold bars, kidney-stone diamonds, public reading rules, and some wildly unfortunate anatomy hypotheticals. Upcoming Butler Street Derby Comedy Show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/butler-st-derby-comedy-spectacular-5-tickets-1982559778667?aff=ebdssbdestsearch Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

    1h 12m
  7. Welcome To The McCarthy Era | EP 310 - GFP

    FEB 5

    Welcome To The McCarthy Era | EP 310 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail The boys are finally back after a couple weeks off and there’s no easing into it. They celebrate six years of the show, shout out the sponsors who’ve kept the lights on, and invite everyone to come hang out for Bar Bingo at the Butler Street Derby while Pittsburgh continues doing what it does best: turning bad weather into a spectator sport. From Yinzers skiing down Pig Hill to a guy tying a rope to a car and street-skiing near Forbes, the snowstorm chaos sets the tone. Things only get wilder as the crew dives into nonstop Steelers madness, including a brutal loss to the Texans, Mike Tomlin’s departure, a full leadership reset, and Greenfield Mike stepping in as head coach. The Pittsburgh Scanner delivers as always with potholes swallowing cars, misplaced bathroom nose candy, paranormal groping accusations, and neighborhood parking wars. Add in unhinged voicemails, corndick of the week, uncomfortable dating stats, invisible art selling for real money, leaked celebrity DMs, fantasy football punishments in freezing temps, hotboxed Colorado towns, and the most brutal high school football stat line imaginable — and you’ve got another perfectly unhinged episode that could only happen in Pittsburgh. Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

    1h 16m

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Mike Zydel and Jack Welsh are two lifelong friends that grew up together. Mike is a recovering addict who is now a comedian, Jack was a bartender until he opened his own spots. This is the funniest podcast you never heard of. Telling crazy stories , covering crazy headlines, a little bit of sports. Hit play and laugh. Thanks for the support. 

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  • Creator
    Mike Zydel
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    318
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Greenfield’s Finest Podcast
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