Greenfield’s Finest Podcast

Mike Zydel

Mike Zydel and Jack Welsh are two lifelong friends that grew up together. Mike is a recovering addict who is now a comedian, Jack was a bartender until he opened his own spots. This is the funniest podcast you never heard of. Telling crazy stories , covering crazy headlines, a little bit of sports. Hit play and laugh. Thanks for the support. 

  1. Jul 9

    Giant Eagle Sold?! Yinzers Are Losing It! - EP 320

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Greenfield's Finest Podcast, the guys are back from the holiday break with plenty to unpack! They kick things off by talking about Pittsburgh's brutal heat wave before diving into the biggest local headlines, including Giant Eagle's shocking $1.65 billion sale to Kroger and Anthrocon celebrating 20 years in the Steel City with its own official holiday. As always, the Pittsburgh Scanner delivers some unbelievable calls—from a naked man dancing at the Greenfield overlook on the Fourth of July, to a panhandler gaming a crosswalk signal at the Liberty Tunnel, and a woman causing chaos on the train tracks at Station Square. The conversation only gets weirder from there. The crew debates Sony's decision to go all digital with PlayStation games, reacts to the internet's newest invention—the so-called "testicle bra," and laughs over a woman who learned the hard way that San Francisco's new BART fare gates aren't easy to beat. In Brother in Arms, the guys check in with the King of Polish Hill to discuss movies, then talk about the World Cup finally kicking off in the United States before discussing the daredevil who may have set a new standard for marriage proposals by illegally climbing to the top of the Empire State Building. They wrap things up with Gear Grinders and another round of What Would Greenfield Do?, tackling everything from everyday habits you've been doing wrong your whole life, to the three songs you'd want on a deserted island, and the one garage tool every man should own. Everything GFP: https://linktr.ee/gfp Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/#greenfieldsfinest   #GreenfieldsFinestPodcast #Pittsburgh #PittsburghPodcast #Yinzer #GiantEagle #Kroger #Anthrocon #PittsburghScanner #WorldCup #PlayStation #GamingNews #PhysicalMedia #EmpireStateBuilding #MarriageProposal #FunnyNews #ComedyPodcast #PittsburghComedy #GearGrinders #WhatWouldGreenfieldDo #WeeklyPodcast

    Giant Eagle Sold?! Yinzers Are Losing It! - EP 320
  2. Jun 11

    Morgan Wallen Drama & Absolute Pittsburgh Chaos - EP 319 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail This week the boys break down the Morgan Wallen controversy after his Pittsburgh concert was suddenly canceled, leaving fans frustrated and city officials claiming they were never contacted about the decision. Fortunately, the Washington Wild Things stepped up and offered free tickets to disappointed concertgoers. The Pittsburgh Scanner delivers another all-time lineup of insanity, including a barber allegedly beating up a customer over a bad online review, a reported tiger loose on a balcony that turned out to be a chunky house cat, and perhaps the greatest scanner call of the year—a man riding a motorbike through Pittsburgh with a monkey on his back while allegedly macing pedestrians. Corndick of the Week features a tragic and bizarre story involving industrial-strength glue being used as a substitute for a condom, plus a police officer who went viral after ticketing a one-handed woman for allegedly holding a cellphone while driving. Brother in Arms brings the laughs with a Florida man desperately searching for his stolen seven-foot pet shark, a Louisiana fugitive who survived an alligator attack and still kept running from police, and eight students rescued after spending hours stranded 100 feet in the air on a stalled roller coaster. Throw in Gear Grinders and another ridiculous round of What Would Greenfield Do, and you've got one of the wildest episodes of the year. Everything GFP: https://linktr.ee/gfp Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/#greenfieldsfinest  #GreenfieldsFinest #PittsburghPodcast #PittsburghNews #MorganWallen #PittsburghScanner #MonkeyWithAMace #CorndickOfTheWeek #BrotherInArms #OddNews #StolenShark #AlligatorAttack #RollerCoasterRescue #GearGrinders #WhatWouldGreenfieldDo #PodcastClips

    Morgan Wallen Drama & Absolute Pittsburgh Chaos - EP 319 - GFP
  3. May 28

    Aaron Rodgers is BACK in Pittsburgh! - EP 318 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail This week the boys break down the return of Aaron Rodgers to the Steelers for what he says will officially be his final NFL season. They also react to the Steelers being selected to play in the first-ever NFL Paris Game against the Saints and dive into another legendary batch of Pittsburgh Scanner calls — including a mysterious “Cocaine Van” rolling through Carrick, a man hiding from the rain while hookers repeatedly approach his car, and an elderly woman getting kicked out of Goodwill who decided to moon employees on her way out. Corndick of the Week gets ridiculous with a bank robber caught after allegedly using a third grader’s homework as his robbery note, Walmart somehow shipping 165 pool noodles in 165 separate boxes, and an Englishman claiming he became the first person to pull a police car with his dong while on fire. The guy, not his johnson.. Brother in Arms features the launch of the controversial Enhanced Games where athletes openly use steroids while competing for million-dollar bonuses, plus a 98-year-old WWII veteran setting a world record by completing a wing walk for charity. Add in Gear Grinders and another brutal round of What Would Greenfield Do, and you’ve got one hell of an episode. Everything GFP: https://linktr.ee/gfp Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/#greenfieldsfinest   #PittsburghPodcast #Steelers #AaronRodgers #NFLParisGame #PittsburghNews #PittsburghScanner #CorndickOfTheWeek #EnhancedGames #OddNews #BrotherInArms #PodcastClips #GearGrinders #WhatWouldGreenfieldDo #NFL

    Aaron Rodgers is BACK in Pittsburgh! - EP 318 - GFP
  4. May 14

    Cat Scratch Fever | EP 317 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail This week the boys dive into some Pittsburgh news, including the Mon Incline shutting down. The crew debates the future of the iconic incline while the Pittsburgh Scanner delivers chaos as usual — from a woman allegedly huffing canned air inside Vento’s Pizza to people driving around Homewood in a fake garbage truck trying to collect trash like some kind of low-budget sanitation heist. Corndick of the Week gets dark with an Arkansas principal and teachers getting arrested over a “child fight club” incident, while in Hawaii a tourist who threw a rock at an endangered monk seal got a street-level lesson from a local man who wasn’t having it. Brother in Arms features a woman suing after losing her job over an airplane seat controversy, UK kids effortlessly fooling online age verification systems with fake mustaches and video game characters, a Lamborghini driver shutting down internet outrage by revealing his prosthetic leg, and a group of seniors pulling off an all-time prank by cutting a car in half and making it look like it crashed into their school. Plus Gear Grinders and another absolutely cursed round of What Would Greenfield Do. Everything GFP: https://linktr.ee/gfp Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/ #GreenfieldsFinest #PittsburghPodcast #PittsburghNews #MonIncline #PittsburghScanner #CorndickOfTheWeek #BrotherInArms #OddNews #SeniorPrank #InternetFails #PodcastClips #GearGrinders #WhatWouldGreenfieldDo #WildNews #ComedyPodcast

    Cat Scratch Fever | EP 317 - GFP
  5. Apr 30

    Record-Breaking NFL Draft, AI Funerals & Sperm Racing?! | EP 316 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail The boys break down a massive week in Pittsburgh, starting with the NFL Draft shattering records with over 800,000 people in attendance and authorities cracking down on counterfeit merch. They dive into the Steelers’ full draft class, give their takes on the new additions, and hit on the Penguins clawing back in their playoff series. The Pittsburgh Scanner delivers classic chaos — including a suspect running face-first into a pole mid-chase, some risky train-hopping activity, and two grown men allegedly squaring up with a group of 10-year-olds… only for everyone to admit it was just “play fighting.” Corndick of the Week brings the madness with a lawsuit from the PNC Park belt-whipping incident, a groom showing up to his wedding in a full Adidas tracksuit, and a woman using AI to bring her late husband back as a hologram for his own funeral. Brother in Arms gets even wilder with Mike Tomlin heading to NBC and dropping classic Tomlin-isms, and the debut of the “Sperm Racing World Cup” — a full-blown bracket-style competition for microscopic swimmers with a $100K prize. Plus Gear Grinders and another completely unhinged round of What Would Greenfield Do. Everything GFP: https://linktr.ee/gfp Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/  #GreenfieldsFinest #PittsburghPodcast #NFLDraft #Steelers #PittsburghNews #Penguins #PittsburghScanner #CorndickOfTheWeek #MikeTomlin #OddNews #SpermRacing #BrotherInArms #PodcastClips #GearGrinders #WhatWouldGreenfieldDo

    Record-Breaking NFL Draft, AI Funerals & Sperm Racing?! | EP 316 - GFP
  6. Apr 17

    America Needs Alcoholics | EP 315 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail The boys announce a big change as Greenfield’s Finest moves to an every-other-Thursday schedule to keep things fresh while still bringing the chaos. They catch up on life, The Masters, and a loaded week in Pittsburgh — from Penn Brewery filing Chapter 11 (don’t worry, they’re still pouring) to the Pirates randomly dominating, and the Penguins punching their ticket back to the Stanley Cup Playoffs. With the NFL Draft right around the corner, the city is buzzing, and the Pittsburgh Scanner delivers classics — including a gun found in some hedges, a finger stuck in a sweeper, and a full-blown investigation into whether a couple was “repopulating” inside a stuck elevator. Corndick of the Week brings the madness with a Florida bus driver driving through a train crossing with kids onboard, a viral TikTok trend of people running into Scientology buildings, and insane stadium foods like a 1-pound “Glizzilla” hot dog and nachos you can wear as a hat. Brother in Arms keeps things rolling with space history as the Artemis II mission wraps up, a 91-year-old woman too locked in on video games to answer a police welfare check, and a massive archive of rare live concert recordings finally being shared with the world. Plus Gear Grinders and a wild round of “What Would Greenfield Do” featuring rats, mayo, and some truly cursed food scenarios. Everything GFP: https://linktr.ee/gfp Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/  #GreenfieldsFinest #PittsburghPodcast #PittsburghNews #NFLDraft #Penguins #Pirates #PittsburghScanner #CorndickOfTheWeek #Glizzilla #OddNews #BrotherInArms #ArtemisII #PodcastClips #GearGrinders #WhatWouldGreenfieldDo

    America Needs Alcoholics | EP 315 - GFP
  7. Apr 2

    Easter Bunny Assault, Nipple World Records & Giant Eagle Chaos | EP 314 - GFP

    Send us Fan Mail This week the boys break down absolute chaos in Pittsburgh, starting with a guy getting arrested for allegedly groping the Easter Bunny at South Hills Village Mall before getting caught sleeping it off in a movie theater. There’s also an update on Aaron Rodgers potentially returning to the Steelers, free rides on the T and Incline for NFL Draft weekend, and a completely unhinged scene at a White Oak Giant Eagle where a woman went full boss battle mode — naked, fighting customers, and throwing groceries. The Pittsburgh Scanner adds even more insanity with a nearly 100-year-old man trying to get back behind the wheel like it’s 1955. Corndick of the Week somehow gets even crazier with a four-limb amputee cornhole player facing murder charges, a guy trying (and failing) to fight Alan Ritchson from Reacher, and a man setting a world record by pulling a 2,100-pound carriage… with chains attached to his nipple piercings. Brother in Arms brings it back with Kenny’s 90s celebrity crush list, a homeless Atlanta burger hustler getting kicked off DoorDash, and remembering internet legend Chuck Norris. Plus Gear Grinders and another completely unhinged round of What Would Greenfield Do. Everything GFP: https://linktr.ee/gfp Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5  Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/  #GreenfieldsFinest #PittsburghPodcast #PittsburghNews #EasterBunny #Steelers #AaronRodgers #PittsburghScanner #CorndickOfTheWeek #Reacher #AlanRitchson #GuinnessWorldRecord #ChuckNorris #BrotherInArms #GearGrinders #WhatWouldGreenfieldDo

    Easter Bunny Assault, Nipple World Records & Giant Eagle Chaos | EP 314 - GFP
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About

Mike Zydel and Jack Welsh are two lifelong friends that grew up together. Mike is a recovering addict who is now a comedian, Jack was a bartender until he opened his own spots. This is the funniest podcast you never heard of. Telling crazy stories , covering crazy headlines, a little bit of sports. Hit play and laugh. Thanks for the support. 

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