137 episodes

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly!
So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~

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    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly!
So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (The Cuties Eat Veal Parmesan!)

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (The Cuties Eat Veal Parmesan!)

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    Do we make you horny, baby? After some Award-winning Austin Powers impressions, Chelsea and Donny vent about sports radio, share their deserted island foods, and get itchy over Beavis and Butthead. Then, Donny reminisces about the horrors of being chased by Menonites and Chelsea attacks American Girl doll owners. This isn’t Texas Road House, so Donny’ isn’t spitting on the floor, but don’t worry - Chelsea has Mike Meyers trivia.GET A LIFE!
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    • 57 min
    TGIF 4/12/24 Cyrus Family Drama, Jax and Brittany Separating, and Espresso Martini Laxatives!

    TGIF 4/12/24 Cyrus Family Drama, Jax and Brittany Separating, and Espresso Martini Laxatives!

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    You're not being Punk'd, Cuties - Chelsea DOES really look that good, and Donny is probably still strung up from his espresso martini high last week. In a week that brought us Julie Chrisley's radiator chicken casserole, Missy Elliott's tour announcement with Busta Rhymes, Timbaland, and Ciara, news of a new Bridget Jones movie, and Christina Applegate's Real Housewives of Potomac opinions, the Cute Ones dive into Noah Cyrus liking Liam Hemsworth's thirst trap and Jax and Brittany separating before brainstorming new tattoo ideas and divorce announcements. Also, Chelsea is still "half way through" ACOTAR. What should Chelsea and Donny's first public feud be about?
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    • 38 min
    Empire Records w/ Katrina Davis (The Cuties Sing Into the Mic!)

    Empire Records w/ Katrina Davis (The Cuties Sing Into the Mic!)

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    Happy Rex Manning Day! Comedian Katrina Davis ("Figuring It Out") returns to celebrate this high holy day to discuss the box office flop and cult classic, "Empire Records." Donny may hate music, but nobody needs to use the veto power this week because it's a movie everybody can agree on (except the JoJoHeads, who Chelsea wastes no time pissing off at the start of the episode). They also dive into flop house hotels, Gen Z employees, the elegance of Urban Outfitters, the joys of a speaker phone, and the wig work on the Vanderpump Rules spin-off, "The Valley." Sing into the mic, Cuties!
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    • 1 hr
    TGIF 4/5/24: No Home Improvement Reboot, Abby Hensel's Wedding, and Crotch Rot!

    TGIF 4/5/24: No Home Improvement Reboot, Abby Hensel's Wedding, and Crotch Rot!

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    In a week that brought us Lizzo quitting, Zooey Dechanel denying nepo baby allegations, Grey’s Anatomy’s newest season, Ramy Youseff’s SNL monologue, and Shakira feeling emasculated by Barbie, Mother Nature also brought us rain… and worms. And Chelsea’s family visited Donny in New York, so they have many stories to tell (including a huge announcement!) They also break down friend poaching, Abby Hensel’s wedding, raw dogging coffee, and the Home Improvement reboot (or lack thereof). Also, updates on Charlotte the Stingray’s pregnancy are announced. Justice for Donny; bring him a meat platter for two! 
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    • 34 min
    Sucker Punch (The Cuties Explore Feminism!)

    Sucker Punch (The Cuties Explore Feminism!)

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    It's April Fool's Day, so the Cute Ones are covering 2011's "Sucker Punch" because Donny must have been a fool for thinking Chelsea would have any emotions for this movie besides raw hatred, and Chelsea must be a fool for not enjoying it. (Can you tell which of them wrote this?) In their discussion, they dive into what fantasy world they'd love to disassociate to, unsufferable film bros, and Mapquest. Also, Chelsea has found a new arch nemesis in the form of Zack Snyder, and Donny has found a new daily uniform in the form of his sexy feminist alter-ego, Peaches.
    And remember, ladies - "if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything." - Zack Snyder or Donny's Facebook, or Alexander Hamilton
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
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    • 57 min
    TGIF 3/29/24: Kate Middleton Breaks Her Silence, RHOP Cast Shakeups, and the Joy of Banging Pots and Pans!

    TGIF 3/29/24: Kate Middleton Breaks Her Silence, RHOP Cast Shakeups, and the Joy of Banging Pots and Pans!

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    In a week that brought us Karen Huger’s DUI, the Titanic door selling at a Hollywood auction, Sean “P Diddy” Combs' home raid, and Kate Middleton breaking her silence, Chelsea and Donny choose to discuss... herpes and the Real Housewives of Potomac, naturally. Also discussed are Normani's upcoming album and a new contender is chosen for Chelsea's top movie of 2024.
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
    We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!
    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
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    • 39 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

Blackajo ,

A queer good time

Donny and Chelsea have incredible chemistry and their friendship shines. It truly feels like I'm hanging out with my 2 friends who are far more funny and unstable than me, loving every minute. If you are looking for fearless takes on the popculture that shapes us and the most honest hosts on the pods, this one is a must listen.

Lizzy4Schizzy ,

Just delightful

A rollercoaster of emotions, in each and every episode. Each episode is just delightful!

Juelz0011 ,

Wonderfully unhinged!

I look forward to their podcasts every week and I enjoy every minute of craziness 🤣

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