148 episodes

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly!
So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~

I Am The Cute One Cloud10

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    • 4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly!
So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~

    TGIF 5/24/24: The End of Red Lobster, Chet Hanks Explains Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake, and Jerkin' it to Angry Birds!

    TGIF 5/24/24: The End of Red Lobster, Chet Hanks Explains Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake, and Jerkin' it to Angry Birds!

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    Donny doesn’t know what he’s doing with his life, but at least Chelsea’s brain has snapped back (...did it?). In a week that has brought us the belly buttons of the Summer House reunion, Ben and Jen divorce rumors, a This Is Us reunion, and Chad Michael Murray’s marriage reflections, Chelsea decides this is NOT a safe space and decides to talk about… Tom Hanks. And while the Cuties mourn the loss of Red Lobster, they still make time to discuss the most important topic: their avatars in the Project Makeover app.

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    • 34 min
    Georgia Rule (The Cuties Suck on Some Lobes!)

    Georgia Rule (The Cuties Suck on Some Lobes!)

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    Get ready for a real knee slapper, Cuties, because Donny and Chelsea are covering “Georgia Rule” this week. Besides trauma bonding over this dark and triggering movie, the duo also bond over tanning beds, public sex, Mormon tricks, the motherly instinct to suck on earlobes, and what their rules would be if they were roommates. And who knew? Chelsea is a girl! (And afraid of bugs?!)

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    Chelsea: @ohnochels
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    • 57 min
    TGIF 5/17/24: The Simple Life Reboot, Legally Blonde Prequel, and Celebrating Celibacy!

    TGIF 5/17/24: The Simple Life Reboot, Legally Blonde Prequel, and Celebrating Celibacy!

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    • 35 min
    The Stepford Wives (The Cuties Step Up Their Game!)

    The Stepford Wives (The Cuties Step Up Their Game!)

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    Chelsea is wigless and Donny’s wearing his fanciest Italian fashions from Forever 21 - it’s the start of a new era, Chicken Cadoodles (derogatory). Besides their makeovers, they discuss Disney Channel Original Movies and moving to Connecticut, eat avocado toast (THERE’S NEVER ANY TIME!), and brainstorm reality show ideas starting with “Let’s K*ll All Women.” Then, the Cute Ones mourn the break-up of Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker (even though they’re still together). When it comes time to discuss their For You pages, it’s… a lot of what you’d expect: pirate shanties, shirtless men, and erotic Furbies. Also, if you’re not decorating with pinecones, you’re on the wrong side of history. Oh yeah, and they watch 2009’s “The Stepford Wives.” 

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    • 1 hr 3 min
    TGIF 5/10/24: Met Gala Fashion, The Trump Trial, Raven Symone Defends Her Wife, and C*ck Sucking Heroes!

    TGIF 5/10/24: Met Gala Fashion, The Trump Trial, Raven Symone Defends Her Wife, and C*ck Sucking Heroes!

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    Chelsea barely made it to Friday, but here we are! Once Donny stops itching, the Cute Ones discuss the hottest topics of the week, including Luke Skywalker’s appearance at the White House, Panera’s Charged Lemonade, the MET Gala, Drake and Kendrick Lamar’s (continued) feud, and Hilary Duff’s new baby. But not really - because bigger news is on the table to be discussed: Raven Symone defending her wife and Stormy Daniels’ - that cock sucking hero! - testimony (and poor court drawings) at the Trump trial. Also, stop working with your spouse and if you think “Hannah Montana” is the best Disney Channel show, you’re racist.
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
    We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!
    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
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    • 34 min
    Ella Enchanted (The Cuties Join a Fight Club!)

    Ella Enchanted (The Cuties Join a Fight Club!)

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    Donny may have the Italian disease, but Chelsea has something even worse: a wig that makes her look like Rose McGowan. In this episode, the Cute Ones discuss Alexa Vega marrying her brother, Chelsea (and Joan Crawford’s) no gift rule, dungeons and dragons, and Donny wanting to join a fight club. They also break down Anne Hathaway’s 2004 film, “Ella Enchanted,” where Chelsea does (or doesn’t) drag Donny through the mud before they brainstorm what curse they’d give a baby if they wanted to ruin its life. Hope you enjoyed this episode, Cuties, because this podcast will NEVER COVER ANOTHER CINDERELLA MOVIE AGAIN.
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
    We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!
    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
    Support the show

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    • 53 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

RADCP ,

Will enjoy a color/cut review

Great pod! Fall asleep to them and then relisten so I can soak up their insanity. 💯recommend

nursekittie ,

So good!

I look forward to this podcast every week! There is nothing better than listening to Donny and Chelsea. I’m always entertained.

Laine Matolka ,

A cackling good time

I CACKLE when I listen to you guys. You are so funny, completely unhinged and I love it! In the past Donnie has said he loves amaretto sours, the movie Red Eye and now this week DCOMs and I’m 100% with you. Please recap some DCOMs!

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