156 episodes

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly!
So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~

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    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly!
So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~

    TGIF 6/21/24: Justin Timberlake's DWI, Armie Hammer is Grateful to be a Cannibal, and Big A$$ Blow Up Pools!

    TGIF 6/21/24: Justin Timberlake's DWI, Armie Hammer is Grateful to be a Cannibal, and Big A$$ Blow Up Pools!

    Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! #oneskinpod
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    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
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    • 37 min
    Unbreakable (The Cuties Are A Little Bit Psychic!)

    Unbreakable (The Cuties Are A Little Bit Psychic!)

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    This show may be a bit much at times, but not this episode where the Cute Ones discuss mammograms, pRep, diva cups, and what voice Chelsea would use if Donny stuck his thumb up her butt. The two also discuss white trash face, annoying hobbies, and the M. Night Shyamalan super hero movie, Unbreakable. And they may have successfully tested psychic, but you don’t need to take the test to know DONNY WILL NOT WATCH SUMMER HOUSE. DON’T ASK.
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
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    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
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    • 55 min
    TGIF 6/14/24: West's Fall From Grace on Summer House, Joey Chestnut Hot Dog Drama, and Washing Our F*cking Legs!

    TGIF 6/14/24: West's Fall From Grace on Summer House, Joey Chestnut Hot Dog Drama, and Washing Our F*cking Legs!

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    Happy birthday, Chelsea! She may not be middle aged, but she has purchased a necessity: props to turn blonde, and she looks fine; and Donny purchased another important thing: a Cameo from Boy Meets World’s Angela. If you’ve been burned by West on Summer House, don’t worry: you can trust us. (But also trust a therapist because… you need help.) The duo jumps in to discussing hot dog eating contest drama, the Practical Magic sequel, and the importance of french fries in every meal. And if you’re listening to this in the shower… wash your feet.
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
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    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
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    • 33 min
    The Core w/ Chelsea's Brother (The Cuties Go To Kevin's!)

    The Core w/ Chelsea's Brother (The Cuties Go To Kevin's!)

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    If you're in the quiet car, make sure this episode is muted because Chelsea's threepeat (not the first) brother is here to discuss "The Core," and don't worry - he brought a spreadsheet. Roger Ebert may have loved it, but none of these three did. They do, however, love discussing Chelsea's brother being left home alone, Hilary Swank's haircut, terrible science, and the worst fast food pizza.
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
    We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!
    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
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    • 53 min
    TGIF 6/7/24: Charlotte's Fake Pregnancy, Robyn Dixon in Scotland, and Organized Fun!

    TGIF 6/7/24: Charlotte's Fake Pregnancy, Robyn Dixon in Scotland, and Organized Fun!

    Organized fun is IN, Cuties, and so is the hottest tea about Charlotte the Stingray. Besides the obvious aquarium scam, Chelsea and Donny discuss homophobic children, Renaissance Fair weirdos, the Traitors season 3 cast, Taylor Momsen’s bat bite, Jennifer Lopez canceling her tour, and the lack of a RHONJ reunion. They also discuss Alec Baldwin and Hilaria’s TLC show and Andy Cohen taking photos of mean celebrities.  Don’t forget to rate us 5 stars (on here or The Blowers!) God help you all.

    Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps!
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
    We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!
    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
    Support the show
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    • 34 min
    Wedding Crashers (The Cuties Kick Off Chelchella 2024!)

    Wedding Crashers (The Cuties Kick Off Chelchella 2024!)

    Chelchella is here, the birthday girl is in a crystal crown, and Donny has been punched in the nuts (after he rips a hair from them) - it’s time to cover some of Chelsea's favorite films, including “Wedding Crashers!” If you’re playing a drinking game, stop - you’ll surely die if you take a shot whenever Chelsea quotes this movie. Besides the movie and (too many) quotes, they also discuss a possible reboot of The Swan, Donny’s perverted cat, a secret language between Chelsea’s daughters, and the Hadfield Family Reindeer Games. Also, when will Lil’ Chrissy from Vanderpump Rules be on The Traitors? Men wearing pants: be careful because Chelsea will try to make you c*m! (Donny is no athlete, so you’re safe from him)
    Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps!
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
    We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!
    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
    Support the show
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    • 59 min

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