Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Hysteria 51 is your offbeat weekly podcast destination for all things weird and wonderful! We navigate the cosmic highways of UFOs, the alien-infested landscapes, and the enigmatic frontiers of the paranormal. With your hosts, Brent Hand and David Flora, alongside our cantankerous tin man, Conspiracy Bot (with a not-so-subtle desire to rule the world, doubling as our chief inquisitor into the unknown), we delve into unique mysteries, the inexplicable, and the downright unusual. Each week, we explore a fresh topic, making one thing crystal clear... the truth is out there, but you won’t find it here.

  1. 1d ago

    The Truth Is Out There, and So Is the Kleenex | 534

    This week's Hysteria 51 is tackling two of life's greatest mysteries: What the hell is flying around in our skies, and can getting busy actually clear your sinuses? First up, a former NASA astronaut is making headlines with an out-of-this-world claim: UFOs aren't extraterrestrials. They're DEMONS IN DISGUISE! That's right, forget little green men from Zeta Reticuli. Apparently, we should be looking for little red devils from the fiery pits of Hell. Are UFO sightings actually supernatural encounters? Have we been confusing alien spacecraft with demonic joyrides? And does this mean the Pentagon needs an exorcist instead of an astrophysicist? Then, we're moving from the mysteries of the heavens to the congestion in your head. A scientific study suggests that orgasms might actually relieve a stuffy nose! Yes, apparently the road to respiratory relief might involve a little less Vicks VapoRub and a lot more... vigorous activity. But there's a catch! The benefits may be temporary, meaning your sinuses could be demanding a repeat performance before you've even caught your breath. Move over, Sudafed. There's a new decongestant in town, and it's definitely not covered by insurance. From demonic UFOs and alien conspiracy theories to bizarre medical studies and unconventional sinus remedies, this episode has everything you never knew you needed to know. So grab your holy water, ditch the nasal spray, and join us for another ridiculous journey through the weirdest news on Earth (and possibly beyond). News Stories Mentioned: Space Devils Fun Medicine Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories: weird@hysteria51.com Leave Us A Voicemail: 773-669-7277 Support the Show Get exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1 Shop Be the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    The Truth Is Out There, and So Is the Kleenex | 534
  2. 3d ago

    Contest Winners, Dead Stars, and Other Poor Life Choices | 533

    This week on Hysteria 51, we're handing over the keys to the asylum! We're finally announcing the winners of our Pick a Topic and Host the Show contest! That's right, a few lucky listeners have officially won the opportunity to join us behind the microphones, choose an episode topic, and experience firsthand just how little adult supervision goes into making this podcast. Congratulations! You've won a prize that's technically just more work for you. Then, we're heading into space, where scientists have discovered something they previously said couldn't exist: a GREEN STAR! Apparently, the universe has been holding out on us, because researchers have also identified dead stars that could appear pink, purple, and other colors straight out of a Lisa Frank fever dream. How does a dead star turn green? What does eating the remains of your own planetary system have to do with it? Why are blue stars hotter than red ones? And how did astronomers spend centuries studying the universe only to discover it has more color options than a 1997 Geo Tracker? From contest winners and questionable hosting decisions to stellar corpses, cosmic cannibalism, and stars that apparently died in a vat of Mountain Dew, we're covering it all. Sources Original Scientific Study (2026)Any Colour You Like: The Diverse Chromaticities of White DwarfsCNN (October 16, 2026)Green Star DiscoveryReuters (October 16, 2026)Newly Identified Green Star Leaves Astronomers AmazedUniversity of Warwick (October 2026)Green, Pink and Purple: Astronomers Reveal the Surprising True Colors of White Dwarf StarsSmithsonian Magazine (October 2026)In a First, Astronomers Identify a Star That Might Glow GreenNASA ScienceStars and Stellar EvolutionNASA Imagine the UniverseStellar Colors, Temperatures, and Spectral Classification Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories: weird@hysteria51.com Leave Us A Voicemail: 773-669-7277 Support the Show Get exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1 Shop Be the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Contest Winners, Dead Stars, and Other Poor Life Choices | 533
  3. Oct 21

    Field of Screams and the Pee-H.D. | 532

    This week on Hysteria 51: The truth is out there... and apparently so is the urine. Minnesota, we need to talk. Seriously. What the hell is going on up there?! This week, the Land of 10,000 Lakes becomes the Land of 10,000 Questions as Hysteria 51 dives into two bizarre news stories involving mysterious objects falling from the sky and a college professor who apparently never learned what bathrooms are for. First up, an 11-foot-wide mystery metal object has turned up in a Minnesota cornfield, leaving police scratching their heads and UFO enthusiasts reaching for their tinfoil hats. Is it space debris, a crashed satellite, an alien spacecraft, or the world's most aggressive intergalactic salad bowl? Whatever it is, it certainly didn't come with a return shipping label. And if aliens really are visiting Minnesota, someone should warn them about the second story. Because over at Macalester College, a former biology professor is facing felony charges after allegedly turning the campus into his own personal splash zone. We're talking urine-soaked backpacks, mysterious deposits in water bottles, and a bizarre string of pee-related incidents that would make even the most hardened janitor consider early retirement. Twenty-five years of teaching biology, and somehow the most important lesson was still missed: THIS IS WHY WE HAVE TOILETS. So grab your hazmat suit, put on your space helmet, and join us as we investigate mysterious space debris, possible UFO sightings, bizarre college crimes, and the weirdest headlines coming out of Minnesota. One mystery dropped from the heavens. The other came from a professor who apparently couldn't keep it in his pants. News Stories Mentioned: Corny Shenanigans Collegiate Water Sports Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories: weird@hysteria51.com Leave Us A Voicemail: 773-669-7277 Support the Show Get exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1 Shop Be the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Field of Screams and the Pee-H.D. | 532
  4. Oct 19

    Earth’s Weirdest Roommates: The Cryptoterrestrial Hypothesis | 531

    What if the aliens aren’t coming from space because they never left Earth? Enter the Cryptoterrestrial Hypothesis, the strange and surprisingly thoughtful idea that at least some UFOs, UAPs, alien encounters, and unexplained phenomena could be connected to an advanced intelligence native to our own planet. We’re talking hidden civilizations, underwater bases, ancient human offshoots, unknown terrestrial species, USOs, the 2004 Nimitz Tic Tac encounter, John Keel’s ultraterrestrials, Jacques Vallée’s control system, fairy folklore, the Silurian Hypothesis, and Mac Tonnies, the writer who helped drag this whole bizarre idea into modern UFO discussion. Could the beings we call aliens actually be distant cousins? Could something intelligent have been living beneath the oceans or underground for thousands, or even millions, of years? And if another advanced civilization really shares Earth with us, why the hell haven’t we found their cities, their technology, or at least one suspiciously advanced garbage dump? We give the Cryptoterrestrial Hypothesis a fair shake, lay out the strongest arguments from believers, then turn the lights on and let the skeptics start checking under the furniture. Because maybe we’ve spent decades looking for visitors from the stars when we should have been worrying about the neighbors. All that and more this week on Hysteria 51! Sources: The Cryptoterrestrial Hypothesis The Cryptoterrestrials: A Meditation on Indigenous Humanoids and the Aliens Among Us — Mac TonniesThe Cryptoterrestrial Hypothesis: A Case for Scientific Openness to a Concealed Earthly Explanation for Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena — Tim Lomas, Brendan Case & Michael P. Masters (2024)Ancient Civilizations and the Silurian Hypothesis The Silurian Hypothesis: Would It Be Possible to Detect an Industrial Civilization in the Geological Record? — Gavin A. Schmidt & Adam Frank (2018)The Silurian Hypothesis — arXiv Research PaperThe Cryptoterrestrials — Anomalist Books, Publisher Announcement (2010)The Cryptoterrestrials — Mac Tonnies, Google BooksJohn Keel, Jacques Vallée, and UFO Folklore Passport to Magonia: From Folklore to Flying Saucers — Jacques ValléeThe Mothman Prophecies — John A. KeelUFOs, UAPs, and Government Investigations NASA Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena Independent Study Report (2023)AARO Historical Record Report, Volume I — U.S. Department of Defense (2024)AARO Congressional Reports and UAP Investigations Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories: weird@hysteria51.com Leave Us A Voicemail: 773-669-7277 Support the Show: Get exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1 Shop: Be the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Earth’s Weirdest Roommates: The Cryptoterrestrial Hypothesis | 531
  5. Sep 30

    Fast Food and Faster Bowels | 529

    Brent is out this week, which means Kevin Crispin of Behind Beautiful Things has been handed the keys to Hysteria 51. This was a terrible administrative decision. First up: a Virginia driver gets caught allegedly doing nearly 50 mph over the speed limit and reaches deep into the Big Book of Excuses to blame the one force powerful enough to override traffic laws: McDonald’s breakfast. Was the Egg McMuffin getting cold? Were the hash browns entering their dangerously soggy phase? Somewhere, Ronald McDonald is being advised not to comment. Then we head to Beijing, where HYROX learned that sometimes “leaving it all on the course” is not supposed to be taken literally. Australian competitor Joanna Wietrzyk suffered an extremely unfortunate mid-race bathroom incident, kept competing, used shared equipment, and crossed the finish line first. The fallout went viral, HYROX apologized and changed its rules, and humanity received another regulation nobody realized needed to be written down. So buckle up, clench accordingly, and join David Flora and guest host Kevin Crispin for an episode featuring reckless driving, fast food, extreme fitness, questionable decision-making, and two very different stories about people who desperately needed to slow down. Because this week on Hysteria 51, whether you’re racing toward a McDonald’s breakfast or racing while becoming a public-health incident, the important thing is apparently to never, ever stop. Links & Resources 📌McBlunder 📌Racing Stinks Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories: weird@hysteria51.com Leave Us A Voicemail: 773-669-7277 Support the Show Get exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1 Shop Be the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Fast Food and Faster Bowels | 529
  6. Sep 23

    Bloodsuckers and Budget Busters | 528

    This week on Hysteria 51, we’ve got vampires, missing people, Minecraft, and a nine-year-old with the advertising budget of a midsize corporation. First, we sink our teeth into the bizarre disappearance of George Phillip Gall, an Ohio man whose case became tangled in claims involving a Dayton vampire coven, occult rituals, and alleged human sacrifice. Netflix even produced a documentary about the story, Vampires of Gem City, only for the project itself to seemingly vanish into the darkness. Then, we meet a nine-year-old aspiring YouTube mogul who allegedly spent $118,000 on his dad’s company credit card buying ads for his Minecraft and Roblox videos. His strategy was brutally simple: more money equals more views. Somewhere, an MBA program just spontaneously combusted. From alleged bloodsucking cults to a kid speedrunning his father’s unemployment, it’s another week where the weirdest part of the news is that everyone involved apparently lives on the same planet we do. Grab your garlic, change your Google password, and join us for another wonderfully questionable episode of Hysteria 51. Links & Resources 📌Dayton Suckers 📌Minecraft Oopsie Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories: weird@hysteria51.com Leave Us A Voicemail: 773-669-7277 Support the Show Get exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1 Shop Be the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Bloodsuckers and Budget Busters | 528
  7. Sep 21

    Leave a Message After the Conspiracy | 527

    This week on Hysteria 51, we hand the show over to the most dangerous force in paranormal podcasting: you people. It’s our listener voicemail episode, which means we’re cracking open the inbox and playing your questions, comments, theories, insults, corrections, questionable life choices, and whatever else you decided was important enough to leave on our voicemail. Will we learn something? Possibly. Will we regret giving everyone our number? Almost certainly. But there’s actual business to handle too. We’re finally announcing the winners of our Choose a Topic and Host the Show With Us Contest! We’ll reveal which listener-submitted ideas survived the gauntlet, who earned a seat at the Hysteria 51 table, and what wonderfully bizarre subjects we’ll be diving into together. So grab your headphones and join us for listener chaos, contest winners, paranormal nonsense, and the uncomfortable realization that somehow you may be even weirder than we are. It’s voicemails, winners, weirdness, and absolutely no guarantee that anyone involved should be trusted with a microphone. Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories: weird@hysteria51.com Leave Us A Voicemail: 773-669-7277 Support the Show Get exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1 Shop Be the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Leave a Message After the Conspiracy | 527
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Hysteria 51 is your offbeat weekly podcast destination for all things weird and wonderful! We navigate the cosmic highways of UFOs, the alien-infested landscapes, and the enigmatic frontiers of the paranormal. With your hosts, Brent Hand and David Flora, alongside our cantankerous tin man, Conspiracy Bot (with a not-so-subtle desire to rule the world, doubling as our chief inquisitor into the unknown), we delve into unique mysteries, the inexplicable, and the downright unusual. Each week, we explore a fresh topic, making one thing crystal clear... the truth is out there, but you won’t find it here.

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