THESE GUYS!

Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro
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Comedians @benedictpolizzi and @JoeyMulinaro make fun of everything (every ep is about Brett Favre)

  1. 16H AGO

    INDY 500 + TORNADO DRILLS + BLOCKBUSTER

    Mel’s Best Available is BACK with best days of school 😏 breaking down the pure lawless joy of Grandparents Day, the bizarre chaos of tornado drills, and why the rival NFC classroom always seemed a little darker and meaner. We examine the time you thought you were gonna get held back in 6th grade, your horny friend at the sleepover and WHY wearing  a bike helmet in front of your girl is the dorkiest thing of all time? 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00:11 - IndianaLand00:06:07 - Cool Jerseys00:09:52 - Cover Letters00:13:34 - No Pockets00:16:21 - Texting Dad00:21:15 - Fire Suit00:23:04 - Call Rossi00:30:59 - Last Day00:34:17 - Report Cards00:37:01 - Music Class00:40:05 - Field Day00:43:19 - Xmas Party00:47:36 - Rival Class00:50:51 - Hoops 4 Heart00:55:54 - Grandparents01:02:22 - Tornado Drill01:05:42 - Indoor Prac01:08:12 - Spirit Week01:13:19 - School Bikes01:16:44 - Spring Break01:19:30 - Clubhouse01:21:59 - SGA MVP : ' (01:24:44 - Blockbuster01:31:42 - Horny Friend01:36:06 - Spotlights01:41:57 - Two A Days01:47:24 - Jessie Tuggle

    1h 49m

  2. MAY 12

    NICKNAMES, FALL CREWNECKS + VOLLEYBALL GIRLS

    Going to a Thursday night high school volleyball game with a painted face just to impress a girl who is definitely hanging out with Center Grove kids at Taco Bell is a tragic rite of passage. We break down the pure panic of having a girl walk into your childhood bedroom and having to explain why you have a severed Spirit Halloween leg and an Iron Man helmet on your shelf. The conversation shifts to debating if Chevy and Ford belong in the AFC or NFC, ranking the hardest 90s retro Super Bowl logos, and figuring out the exact difference between first day of school air and last day of school air. Plus, we talk about forced nicknames and the sad reality of girls who make ranch dressing their entire personality. 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:01:26 - IndianaLand00:05:23 - Cool Hats00:09:35 - Batman00:12:26 - Nerdy Rooms00:14:52 - Girls Rooms00:18:01 - Deep Clean00:23:08 - Nicknames00:25:09 - Yearbooks00:31:04 - Text vs Talk00:33:49 - The Hangout00:37:26 - Forced Names00:42:40 -00:48:38 - Joy Origin00:51:29 - Retro Logos00:54:34 - Orange Bowl00:58:02 - NFC Cars01:00:39 - NFL Numbers01:05:20 - Pickles01:10:27 - Animal Phase01:13:08 - HS Games01:17:20 - Breakups01:20:42 - Best Months01:24:36 - Fall Fits01:27:20 - School Air01:30:52 - Baby Names01:37:48 - Daily Cellys01:46:41 - Final Plugs

    1h 49m

  3. MAY 5

    CINCO DE MAYO + SHANE BATTIER + HUNTY MOTHERS DAY

    There really is nothing more terrifying than a pack of 17-year-olds who think they rule the world. We map out the ultimate survival guide for sleeping in Grbac’s 1999 Buick LeSabre, breaking down why you have to avoid the rich kid neighborhoods and park near the house where the dad smokes in the garage. The conversation shifts to the pure agony of high school travel baseball tournaments in Virginia, the panic of calling into local sports radio shows just to give the most useless takes, and why Shane Battier is the greatest NBA role player to ever ruin a playoff game. Plus, we drop a legendary story about Matthew Stafford casually slinging free drinks behind the bar at the Greasy Spoon in Athens. 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00:50 Drinko De Mayo00:01:28 Beeeeeeeer00:03:09 WEIT STOP00:04:51 INDIANALAND50000:06:01 Grbac Jersey?00:08:05 Mothers Day00:09:22 HUNTY00:13:17 Mom Flowers00:17:26 Dog Mom Gifts00:20:00 Radio Callers00:25:05 Cubs Call In00:26:02 Friday Scores00:31:26 Animal Fries00:33:58 Buick LeSabre00:35:17 Favre Mural00:36:46 Car Sleeping00:42:30 Winter Shorts00:45:42 Coach Rants00:52:08 Bad Practices00:55:01 Travel Ball00:57:22 Shane Battier01:04:15 Steelers 201001:06:09 Bible Hoops01:13:39 Scary Seniors01:21:39 Gators Orange01:26:01 UGA Stafford01:32:43 DISCORD

    1h 35m

  4. APR 28

    NFL DRAFT PITTSBURGH, FICTIONAL DOGS + TACO BELL

    "We probably drank like 79,000 beers, and when I came home smelling like it, I told my mom we had beer brats." The aftermath of a freezing late-night Taco Bell run from the weed kid's house is a rite of passage we all know too well. We map out a chaotic Pittsburgh draft weekend that started with securing a game-worn Joe Haden jersey and ended with paying a $150 cover charge to leave a Club Enclave and leaving 8 minutes later. The conversation shifts to drafting the best available fictional dogs of all time, from Snoopy to Powerline, before breaking down why schools like Marquette desperately need a Thursday night football team😭 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00:49 - Haden Jersey00:04:00 - Draft Hangout00:07:18 - Coolest guy?00:08:48 - Tavon Austin00:12:09 - Club Enclave00:14:59 - Wingys00:16:56 - Draft Reacts00:17:54 - Bittsburgh00:19:29 - Late Flights00:21:14 - Packing00:23:47 - Rich Eisen00:25:30 - Lax guys00:28:45 - Discord00:31:48 - Snoopy Pick00:36:17 - Scooby Doo00:39:22 - Powerline00:41:12 - IndianaLand50000:43:10 - Doug from Up00:45:32 - Blues Clues00:47:41 - Air Bud00:52:29 - Taco Bell AFC?00:58:15 - No FB Schools01:04:33 - Kids Jerseys01:09:06 - Hockey Logos01:13:51 - Sibling Trade01:19:59 - More NFC AFC01:22:15 - Grounded

    1h 27m

  5. APR 21

    WEED KID + RAVENS UNIS + DO WE LIKE COWBOY HATS?

    "I thought taxidermy was when you filed for an extension on your taxes." We map out the pure paranoia of sitting on the weed kid's couch in pitch black January weather while his three giant dogs stare you down. We talk about how cowboy hats are just guy makeup, the evolution of high school hydration stations from dirty PVC pipes to the rich kid igloo coolers, and coaches who wear bike shorts with a dedicated dip pocket. We also debate if the new Ravens and Rams uniforms are dripping or tripping before drafting the most football sounding names of all time. 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:01:08 - Draft Party00:02:08 - IndianaLand50000:03:37 - TG Discord00:05:00 - Draft Nerves00:08:36 - Ravens Unis00:10:56 - Brian Billick00:14:39 - Rams Unis00:16:45 - Commanders00:17:44 - Cowboy Hats00:23:54 - Mike Piazza00:26:58 - Loft Bedrooms00:31:56 - Fan House00:33:33 - Disney Dads00:36:15 - Tom Coughlin00:38:28 - Bike Shorts00:41:42 - Taxidermy00:45:25 - Water Trough00:50:49 - Nicknames00:55:11 - Weed Kid00:58:51 - Crypto Bro01:03:46 - Big Dogs01:04:51 - Paranoid Time01:11:44 - NFC Months01:13:29 - Fat Stats01:18:42 - Every Coach01:24:27 - Volunteer Guy01:30:56 - Follow TG bby

    1h 34m

  6. APR 14

    CAITLIN CLARK RETIRED? + INDY 500 PARTY + PROM ENGAGEMENT PICS

    "Just smells like your girlfriend broke up with you for the shortstop." We map out the complete origin story of Grbac who follows his girl to college, only to lose her to the baseball house. After recovering from a dark period of sitting alone at B-Dubs, we track his glorious comeback as a TrueGreen manager who finds love doing burpees at F45. We also draft the best available bachelor party locations and break down the pure agony of trying to hold in a laugh while presenting an econ project in front of your homies 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:02:22 Penguins Hats00:03:31 Sportz Gurlz00:04:10 Discord00:05:53 Coach Quotes00:06:50 Locker Rooms00:10:13 IndianaLand50000:11:51 Water Coolers00:14:27 Grbac Drip00:16:36 Sophie & Grbac00:19:30 Baseball House00:24:34 Reality Shows00:27:05 Grad Parties00:33:04 F45 Romance00:36:23 Dating Advice00:39:08 Austin Trip00:41:18 Limas Sweed00:43:18 Vegas Party00:47:49 Wrigley Trip00:51:15 MSU pod?00:55:01 Midwest Trip01:00:57 AFC vs NFC01:05:17 Baby Names01:10:44 MLB pod?01:14:43 Manny Ramirez01:17:40 Bad Laughing01:21:15 Church Laughs01:25:04 Presentashhon

    1h 28m

  7. APR 7

    SPRING IS OVER + FALCONS JERSEYS 🗑️ + RANCH GIRLS + MATT FORTE > WALTER PAYTON

    "When I have pizza with me in the car i'm PRAYING for red lights." That's the reality of rushing home with a fresh box before digging into the first slice raw, completely free of ranch. We look back at the glory days of rolling up 7 deep to Mayfest in ur Grandma's old Buick LeSabre wearing baggy Jordan shorts and carrying a styrofoam McDonald's cup. Plus we map out the sheer terror of talking to your middle school gf on a landline from inside a backyard shed while your parents yell at you 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:01:24 - Live Remotes00:05:04 - Indy 500 Fest00:07:58 - The Clubhouse00:11:26 - Easter Aunt00:13:20 - Dumb Projects00:18:45 - First Holiday00:22:15 - Creepy Bunny00:27:03 - Summer Vibes00:28:45 - ATL Uniforms00:32:59 - Joe Buck Call00:36:02 - AFC vs NFC00:39:35 - Car Pizza00:41:46 - Ranch Obsess00:47:31 - NBA Shoulders00:50:48 - Sprint Calls00:54:47 - Phone Skills00:59:00 - Shed Calling01:03:11 - NBA Rumors01:07:04 - Sixers Mascot01:09:00 - Mayfest Lot01:13:35 - IHSAA Rules01:17:00 - Jim Rome Era01:20:46 - Quiet Dome01:25:02 - Jersey Trivia01:34:42 - Sports Brain01:37:44 - Endzone Celly01:45:00 - Forte Take

    1h 49m

  8. MAR 31

    NFL DRAFT DAY TWO 💕 DRUMS VS. FLATS + BOOZER

    🎶Now you're just a Grbac that I used to know🎶 We look back at the guys from high school who transitioned from dip spit and white cargo shorts to a clean cut Abercrombie waffle tee. We also break down the pure PTSD of having a kid from St. Pius drop 68 points on your head while your high school girlfriend watches from the stands. Plus we draft the best available shoulders in history and debate if Family Guy and Sam's Club are AFC or NFC. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:01:06 - Photo Album00:01:28 - Charlie Batch00:02:54 - Boozer 00:05:42 - Reaction Vids00:08:42 - Shtation00:12:20 - Work Disasters00:14:08 - Stadium Food00:17:19 - Jersey Patches00:22:42 - NFL gurlz00:26:11 - Broments00:28:18 - Draft Day Two00:30:45 - Best Shoulders00:34:39 - Iguodala00:37:34 - Randy Moss00:40:07 - Swimmers00:44:23 - The Godfather00:50:28 - Brady Quinn00:55:52 - Family Guy01:02:43 - Drums vs Flats01:06:30 - Colin Cowherd01:08:33 - Coldest Name01:11:58 - Mall Comedy01:16:51 - Truck Push01:21:01 - Fitted Hats01:30:02 - Little League01:35:45 - CYO Decals01:42:50 - Luther Head

    1h 44m
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Comedians @benedictpolizzi and @JoeyMulinaro make fun of everything (every ep is about Brett Favre)

Information

  • Creator
    Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    185
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2022

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