Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ and Kelly

DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, Bleav

Actor DJ Qualls and Best friend Kelly Blackheart spill the tea on Hollywood and anything else they care to share.DJ Qualls grew up in the small city of Manchester in Tennessee, USA, one of five children. After studying in the UK at King's College, University of London, he returned to Tennessee where he began acting in a local theatre. During that time, he was discovered by photographers David La Chappelle and Steve Klein, which led to modeling work for Prada, as well as other advertising campaigns. In addition to his professional accomplishments, Qualls is proud to be a cancer survivor and an advocate for cancer research and awareness.

  1. Jul 22

    America's Got Talent, Dating Disasters & Rowing Across the Pacific | Ep 115

    This week on Locked & Probably Loaded with DJ & Kelly, we're covering everything from America's Got Talent and dating horror stories to Botox, world records, and why some people should never send a text after the first date. We react to our friends The Doohickeys' appearance on America's Got Talent, discuss how reality TV editing can completely change a performance, and celebrate Kelsey Pfendler's incredible solo row from California to Hawaii after she shattered the previous record. Plus, we dive into cosmetic procedures, travel prep for Mexico, weed and creativity, dating etiquette, first-date red flags, Taco Bell cravings, and the random conversations that somehow become our favorite parts of every episode. If you enjoy comedy podcasts, pop culture, relationship stories, current events, and conversations that go completely off the rails, this episode is for you. Topics This Week The Doohickeys on America's Got Talent Reality TV editing and talent competitions Why musical comedy is harder than it looks Botox, fillers, and cosmetic procedure horror stories Preparing for Mexico (and forgetting luggage) Dating horror stories and first-date red flags The viral text that guaranteed there wouldn't be a second date Kelsey Pfendler's record-breaking Pacific Ocean row Weed, creativity, productivity, and sleep Taco Bell, trivia night, and travel planning Chapters 00:00 – DJ's chaotic packing day & travel prep 05:18 – The Doohickeys on America's Got Talent 11:20 – Botox, fillers & plastic surgery culture 16:25 – Mexico trip planning 18:15 – Kelly explains why she quit dating 19:45 – The worst first-date text ever 23:45 – Dating safety & favorite-date locations 29:05 – Kelsey Pfendler's historic Pacific row 33:10 – Weed, productivity & creativity 39:20 – Sauerkraut, Taco Bell & movie theater snacks 41:30 – Cameos, Patreon & community updates 48:20 – Movie recommendations & TV talk 52:00 – Canada Day, friendships & wrapping up Follow us: @LoadedPod Send your questions for Unquallsified Advice to probablyloadedpod@gmail.com Join the Patreon for bonus episodes, live hangouts, and behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/loadedpod. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  2. Jul 15

    Fourth of July Follies | Ep 114

    The Fourth of July gave us more material than we could've written ourselves. This week, DJ and Kelly break down the unbelievable Independence Day celebrations that felt straight out of a satire, share behind-the-scenes stories from Kelly's birthday week, debate whether Supergirl is getting unfairly trashed online, and review Young Washington, Leviticus, and the painfully unfunny Scary Movie 6. They also discuss a woman leaving America to move to Afghanistan for a man she met on Snapchat, why public behavior seems to be getting more unhinged, disastrous flight delays, sneaking snacks into movie theaters, and how a dog with a taste for coconut oil created an unforgettable night. If you love comedy podcasts with pop culture, movies, current events, and completely unfiltered conversations, this episode is for you. In this episode: Fourth of July celebrations that couldn't have gone more wrong Politics, hope, and why voting still matters Kelly's birthday adventures Rhino's coconut oil disaster Why Supergirl deserves better reviews Young Washington and one unforgettable theater audience Our review of Leviticus Why Scary Movie 6 completely missed the mark A woman moving to Afghanistan after meeting someone on Snapchat Airline lounge etiquette, flight delays, and travel horror stories Sneaking snacks into movie theaters and discovering Southgate Chapters 00:00 – Welcome & microphone struggles 01:59 – Fourth of July chaos and political discussion 05:43 – Kelly's painting story 07:45 – Rhino's coconut oil disaster 10:05 – Birthday week & meeting an actress from You're the Worst 11:33 – Japanese BBQ & California life 15:08 – Teen takeovers, parenting & public behavior 19:09 – We'll Be Right Back 19:23 – Why Undertone doesn't work 20:53 – DJ & Kelly at the Movies 21:53 – Supergirl review 28:17 – Young Washington review 33:42 – A woman moving to Afghanistan for a Snapchat romance 37:38 – Relationships, cults & manipulation 40:49 – Break 41:19 – Scary Movie 6, Leviticus & Regal Unlimited 43:27 – Southgate adventure & movie theater stories 52:20 – Flight delays & airport lounge etiquette 59:21 – Wrapping up & what's next Follow & Subscribe: If you're enjoying the show, be sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts. Send us your questions for Unquallsified Advice: probablyloadedpod@gmail.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  3. Jul 8

    We're Back!! | Ep 113

    After a short break, DJ & Kelly are back—and kicking off a brand new era of Locked & Probably Loaded. This week, we catch up on everything that's happened while we were away, including Kelly's birthday celebration at the legendary Magic Castle, where one impossible illusion left us questioning reality (seriously... where did that goose come from?). Kelly's brother Scott joins us to tell the unbelievable story of accidentally getting turned away at the Magic Castle because of the dress code, leading to a frantic Hollywood scooter adventure, an emergency wardrobe change, and one very memorable entrance. We also review every movie we've seen since DJ got his Regal Unlimited pass, including Backrooms, Masters of the Universe, The Sheep Detectives, I Love Boosters, Disclosure Day, Stop That Train, Obsession, and Scary Movie 6. Which movies surprised us? Which ones were worth the hype? And which one earned our brand-new "Y'all Shouldn't Have Done That" award? Plus, we rant about shrinkflation, sunscreen getting smaller and more expensive, Magic Castle etiquette, internet disasters while recording remotely, aphantasia, movie theater obsession, and plenty of the completely unqualified conversations you'd expect from us. In this episode: Behind the scenes of our podcast relaunch Magic Castle dress code chaos The impossible goose magic trick Scott's Hollywood scooter adventure Honest movie reviews & rankings Regal Unlimited movie challenge Shrinkflation and rising prices Current events and ridiculous headlines Aphantasia explained Why strangers should never knock on Kelly's door If you enjoyed the episode, please rate, review, and subscribe—it really helps us grow! Join our Patreon for video episodes, early access, monthly live happy hours, and bonus content. Follow us: Instagram & TikTok: @loadedpod Email: probablyloadedpod@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/loadedpod Magic Castle, Magic Castle Hollywood, Magic Castle review, movie reviews podcast, Regal Unlimited review, Backrooms movie review, Masters of the Universe movie, Scary Movie 6 review, comedy podcast, DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, Hollywood stories, movie podcast, entertainment podcast, comedy discussion. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  4. May 27

    Lucky Steals A Dollar | Ep 111

    DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart are back with another unhinged episode of Locked and Probably Loaded! The duo dives deep into everything from Trump's excessive tweeting habits (565 times in April alone!) to the dangers of AI misinformation and Canadian separatist movements. They debate the merits of Fahrenheit vs. Celsius, discuss why some people shouldn't inject their own Botox, and explore the fascinating world of medical tourism in Turkey and Mexico. Plus, don't miss the hilarious dramatic reading of Scott's epic email exchange with a Nigerian scammer named Alfred, where he promises $10,000 and threatens to hunt him down in Australia. They also touch on Real Housewives drama, the importance of honest product reviews, and why knowing your future health problems might not be such a great idea after all. Join the conversation and don't forget to subscribe, rate us five stars, and leave a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Follow us @LoadedPod on social media and visit probablyLoadedPod.com. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/loadedpod for early access to episodes with video and exclusive monthly live happy hours! ## Chapters 00:00 - Welcome & Lucky Steals from Kelly's Purse 02:00 - Jesse Waters' Math Fail & Living on $20/Hour 05:30 - Spencer Pratt for Mayor & Tax Talk 10:00 - Graffiti Towers & AI Misinformation 15:30 - Alberta Separatist Movement Discussion 20:00 - Social Media Posting Frequency Madness 25:00 - Celsius vs Fahrenheit Debate 30:00 - Medical Tourism & Botox in Turkey 35:00 - Health Scans: Do You Really Want to Know? 40:00 - Nigerian Scammer Email Dramatic Reading 50:00 - Final Thoughts & Sign Off Tags DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, Locked and Probably Loaded, podcast, comedy podcast, Trump tweets, AI misinformation, Nigerian scammer, email scam, medical tourism, Botox, Turkey hair transplants, Celsius vs Fahrenheit, Canadian politics, Alberta separatist, Real Housewives, Spencer Pratt, political commentary, comedy Hashtags #DJQualls #LockedAndProbablyLoaded #ComedyPodcast #PodcastLife #NigerianScammer #EmailScam #MedicalTourism #AIProblems #TrumpTweets #PoliticalCommentary #RealHousewives #PopCulture #Entertainment #PodcastCommunity #FunnyPodcast #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #LockedandProbablyLoaded #loadedpod #LockedandProbablyloadedpodcast, #DJQuallsPodcast #Supernatural #SPNfamily, Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    Lucky Steals A Dollar | Ep 111
  5. May 20

    Wednesday's Are For Pills | Ep 110

    oin DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart for another wild episode of Locked and Probably Loaded! DJ recounts his recent trip to Calgary where he received an honorary white hat ceremony (not to be confused with anything else!), dealt with freezing temperatures, and had some memorable bar experiences. The duo discusses their disappointing visit to see The Devil Wears Prada sequel, compares it unfavorably to the original, and debates the merits of various food challenges. They also dive into discussions about AI lying, invasive banking policies, modern car surveillance technology, and why dry humping was apparently a regional activity. Plus, Lucky the dog makes a studio appearance, and they tackle the eternal question: what would your last meal be? It's chaotic, hilarious, and quintessentially Locked and Probably Loaded! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review the podcast on your favorite platform! Follow us on social media @LoadedPod and visit LoadedPod.com for more. Join our Patreon at patreon.com/loadedpod for episodes a week early with video and access to monthly live happy hours. The next one is May 16th! ## Chapters 00:00 - Welcome & Calgary White Hat Ceremony 03:30 - Parade Cancellation & Winter Gear Mishap 06:45 - Vancouver Trip & Laser Facial 10:15 - Universal Studios Cinco de Mayo Disaster 12:30 - Devil Wears Prada Movie Review 28:15 - Banking Privacy Concerns & ID Requirements 33:45 - Car Surveillance Technology Discussion 38:15 - Kevin Hart's "Funny AF" Show 42:00 - AI Trivia & ChatGPT Problems 46:15 - Last Meal Discussions & Food Challenges 51:00 - DJ Qualls Trivia Questions Tags DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, Locked and Probably Loaded, podcast, comedy podcast, Devil Wears Prada, Calgary, white hat ceremony, AI problems, ChatGPT, car surveillance, banking privacy, Kevin Hart, Universal Studios, Vancouver, comedy, entertainment, pop culture ## Hashtags #DJQualls #LockedAndProbablyLoaded #PodcastLife #ComedyPodcast #DevilWearsPrada #MovieReview #AIProblems #PopCulture #Entertainment #PodcastCommunity Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    Wednesday's Are For Pills | Ep 110
  6. May 13

    Puerto Vallarta, Parades & Fashion Rants | Ep 109

    Welcome back to another wild episode of Locked & Probably Loaded with your hosts DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, joined by producer Isaac Abrams! In this episode, DJ returns from an emotional weekend at Yellow City Comic-Con in Amarillo, Texas, and opens up about his upcoming parade appearance in Calgary where he's getting the keys to the city. He shares his anxiety about JFK comparisons and his deep love for the convention circuit. Kelly and DJ dive into their Puerto Vallarta obsession — recounting hilarious stories about terrible resort food (feta in a quesadilla?!), persistent geckos, and why they keep going back despite culinary disasters. They rant about AI-generated Google misinformation and the realities of "all-inclusive" pricing that still cost $120 at happy hour. The conversation shifts to fashion as DJ proposes "The Uniform Store" — a clothing line for adults who want reliable, non-cropped hoodies and affordable jeans. They discuss the wastefulness of celebrity fashion culture and LA's impossible trends. Things get real discussing family dynamics, aging parents, and DJ's revelation that he's "no longer afraid of dying." They reflect on unexpected podcast growth including listeners in Mexico and urge everyone to engage on social media. Packed with passionate commentary on Hollywood Boulevard's decline, corporate takeover of LA, vacant storefronts, and why LA needs NYC-style rent control. Plus laughs, existential musings, nostalgia for early 2000s LA, and tequila-fueled tangents! Don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscribe! Join our Patreon for early episodes, bonus content, and live happy hours. Email: probablyloadedpod@gmail.com or call (323) 272-3908. First-time Patreon supporters get three months free! Chapters: 00:00:00 — Intro & mic banter 00:00:21 — DJ returns from Yellow City Comic-Con; sadness & travel plans 00:01:33 — Getting the key to Calgary / white hat stories 00:03:06 — Convention friendships & responsibility to fans 00:04:49 — Mentoring young actors (Owen & Sarah Lawrence) 00:08:18 — Family, responsibility, and care homes 00:11:49 — Oversharing regret & podcast audience surprises 00:16:08 — Love for Puerto Vallarta & resort food complaints 00:22:25 — Gecko in the pool story 00:26:03 — My Name Is Earl nostalgia & acting anecdotes 00:28:49 — Fashion rant: "The Uniform Store" idea 00:35:31 — Ask listeners to engage on socials / Patreon pitch 00:37:01 — "Not afraid to die" moment & Hollywood happy hour recap 00:44:04 — Tequila happy hour bill & Hollywood Boulevard observations 00:46:18 — Urban decay, vacant storefronts & corporatization of LA 00:51:51 — Nostalgia for local, original businesses vs. chain takeover 00:53:37 — Dark jokes, suicide pacts & unexpected updates 00:54:24 — Patreon follow-up & sign-off   YouTube tags: Locked and Probably Loaded, DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, Isaac Abrams, podcast highlights, convention stories, Puerto Vallarta, Hollywood Boulevard, celebrity rant, tattoos, gecko story, Calgary key to the city, fashion rant, travel stories, tequila happy hour, comedy podcast, actor podcast, LA stories, Mexico travel, Comic-Con, yellow city comic con, my name is earl, fargo, mental health, podcast clips, patreon podcast Hashtags: #LockedAndProbablyLoaded #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #PodcastHighlights #HollywoodRant #PuertoVallarta #Convent #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #LockedandProbablyLoaded #loadedpod #LockedandProbablyloadedpodcast, #DJQuallsPodcast #Supernatural #SPNfamily, Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    Puerto Vallarta, Parades & Fashion Rants |  Ep 109
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About

Actor DJ Qualls and Best friend Kelly Blackheart spill the tea on Hollywood and anything else they care to share.DJ Qualls grew up in the small city of Manchester in Tennessee, USA, one of five children. After studying in the UK at King's College, University of London, he returned to Tennessee where he began acting in a local theatre. During that time, he was discovered by photographers David La Chappelle and Steve Klein, which led to modeling work for Prada, as well as other advertising campaigns. In addition to his professional accomplishments, Qualls is proud to be a cancer survivor and an advocate for cancer research and awareness.