The last time I told my story, my mother said the neighbor was going to torture me for the rest of my life, and I said he'd get over it. I was wrong — there's a box in my basement with 294 court entries that says so. But before I open it, you need to meet the girl who was living her life while it filled up. This is Chapter 9. How I got out of my parents' house (there were scissors involved — nobody lost an ear). The car my dad took, the apology I didn't mean, and what my mother taught me about enduring. A bartending shift, a third-floor apartment over the Delaware River with my best friend, a walk-in closet that changed my life, and a mattress on the floor I was perfectly happy with. A Mercedes. A boob job. Shore houses. Some of the best years I ever had. And right at the start of them, a boyfriend we're calling Aspen — the Spider-Man blanket guy — who suddenly, out of nowhere, got very into skiing. Every weekend. Until one night, with him asleep on my floor, I picked up his phone and met Boston. And a text about leftovers told me everything. This one's about the night I learned I didn't need a confession to believe my own eyes. And about a closet that smelled like cigarettes I couldn't smell — because when you live inside something long enough, your whole body adjusts. Your nose. Your brain. Your idea of normal. You can't smell your own house. But once you step outside long enough to smell it, it's really hard to pretend it doesn't stink. ⚠️ Contains strong language and discussion of family conflict, infidelity, and toxic relationships. New episodes every Monday. Grab your daddy tissues. Till next time, my queens. 🖤 📖 New here? Daddy Tissues is a true story, told in order — start at I'm F*cking Doing This. Every episode, in order 👇🏻 NEW HERE? START FROM THE BEGINNING 🔁 📖 Daddy Tissues is told in order. If this is your first chapter, start with Chapter One so the people, relationships, and absolute f*****g chaos actually make sense. Start with Chapter One: Who Is Vicky? ➡️https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-1-who-is-vicky⬅️ Connect with Daddy Tissues: Follow along for more brutally honest conversations about dating, divorce, motherhood, daddy issues, toxic relationships, healing, self-worth, and all the emotional junk we somehow inherited without asking for it. 🎧 FOLLOW THE SHOW If Daddy Tissues has ever made you laugh, cry, or think holy shit, me too, hit FOLLOW so you don’t miss the next chapter. Everywhere: https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/listen Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033ygF97LFxvu3ZpHysLMb Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-tissues/id1896925409 ⭐ LEAVE A REVIEW That helps more than you know. It tells the algorithm that this white trash right here is worth listening to. Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-tissues/id1896925409 Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/daddy-tissues-6514529 💸 THE SWEAR JAR Every “f**k” costs me a quarter. Bail me out here: https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/support 📱 SOCIALS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/daddy.tissues.podcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSHPhqwR/ YouTube: https://youtube.com/@daddy.tissues.podcast?si=aqBSaaS0zYP_VPrw Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/share/1ECbqyrWpk/?mibextid=wwXIfr Website: https://daddytissuespodcast.com 📚 THE WHOLE STORY, IN ORDER I'm F*****g Doing This → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/im-f****g-doing-this The Roots → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/the-roots The Boiling Frog → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/the-boiling-frog Let's Get High → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/lets-get-high White Trash → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/white-trash Chapter 1: Who is Vicky? → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-1-who-is-vicky Chapter 2: Get Out of Jail Free Card → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-2-get-out-of-jail-free-card Chapter 3: Fan Mail → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-3-fan-mail Chapter 4: The Battleground → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-4-the-battleground The Wrong Bitch → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/the-wrong-bitch Chapter 5: Car Insurance → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-5-car-insurance Chapter 6: Don't Forget to Brush → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-6-dont-forget-to-brush Chapter 7: He'll Get Over It → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-7-hell-get-over-it Chapter 8: The Box → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-8-the-box Music: “Do It Anyway” by Scarlett Solo, used under license. Disclaimer: Daddy Tissues is a personal storytelling podcast for entertainment, reflection, and connection. It is not therapy, legal advice, medical advice, financial advice, or a replacement for professional support. Names and identifying details may be changed or omitted to protect privacy.
