A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

  1. 922 - Goodbye Seths Dojo

    1h ago

    922 - Goodbye Seths Dojo

    Friday Free Show with special guest Seth Petruzelli Seth returns after a long break to discuss life, family, and business Dojo relocation after property redevelopment forces a move Uncertainty over Tom & Dan studio building being sold Idea of sharing a combined studio and dojo space Dream plans for a Tom & Dan Fantasy Factory Seth considers leaving martial arts for handcrafted leather work Challenges and burnout of running a small business Building a new business versus maintaining an old one Vera's emergency neck cyst diagnosis and upcoming surgery Parenting through medical emergencies and delayed anxiety Dan discusses lingering B6 toxicity symptoms and health anxiety Heart monitor and family history of heart disease Fourth of July pool party at Seth's nearly finished lake house House construction, landscaping, parking, and party prep Fireworks plans with Pyrospot and lake launch ideas Rope swing, beach improvements, and Florida lake life Brain-eating amoeba fears and Florida swimming risks Alpha-gal syndrome and health anxiety discussion Digestive health improvements after Dr. Powers' treatment plan Animal Time preview with Concrete Mike Robot fighting, AI music, and viral robot videos Favorite workout music and emotional playlists Aging, ED medication, puberty, and awkward health lessons Childhood health fears and HIV misconceptions Teaching kids accurate health information Concrete Mike's Florida wildlife stories and paddling adventures Cottonmouth encounter at a construction site HOA frustrations over grilling and smoking Rainbow River alligator attack discussion Florida wildlife fears versus actual risks Being present instead of filming everything Parenting, relationships, and growing out of party life Kid-free vacations and Disney Cruise plans VPNs, online privacy, and age verification laws Adult website jokes and chat room chaos Weight advantages in combat sports and Seth's MMA career Roadside memorials and remembrance debate AI assistants compared, including Claude and ChatGPT Tips should be calculated before tax More Fourth of July fireworks and lake safety Hollerbach's Knights Hall feast promotion Studio pinball fundraiser plans Website and app rebuild fundraising Rising costs facing small businesses Fourth of July events with Pyrospot and St. Cloud BDM programming reminders and holiday sendoff ### Stay connected with Tom & Dan: Website: https://tomanddan.com App: https://tomanddan.com/app BDM Membership: https://tomanddan.com/register Merch: https://tomanddan.com/merch Watch live: YouTube: https://youtube.com/@tomanddanlive Twitch: https://twitch.tv/tomanddanlive Follow us: Facebook: https://facebook.com/tomanddanshow Instagram: https://instagram.com/tomanddanshow X: https://x.com/tomanddanlive TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@tomanddanshow Listen: ACT RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/61976/rss AMT RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/18904/rss BDM RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/37121/rss

    1h 58m
  2. 920 - Tiny Man Turns 50 w/ Savannah

    Jun 12

    920 - Tiny Man Turns 50 w/ Savannah

    Hollerbach's German Restaurant World Cup watch parties with reserved seating and buffet options Germany vs Ecuador fan zone event and international match schedule Best and worst sports bar experiences for soccer fans 50th birthday celebration and reflections on reaching the milestone Savannah joins the Friday Free Show Giant birthday Mexican food feast plans Drunken memories of ordering everything at Taco Bell Nostalgia for classic Taco Bell buildings, beans, and pre-Fire Sauce days Emotional birthday moment and crying in front of a longtime friend Challenge of buying gifts after 20-plus years of friendship and business Broadcasting together longer than many people spend with family Realizing a 30-year radio career changes perspective and energy Birthday morning ruined by margarita-fueled stomach issues Funny Bone comedy show before birthday festivities Hat collecting addiction and impulse purchases Pedal steel guitar dreams and gift-buying frustrations Tiny gun and knife novelty belt buckles Video of a police officer accidentally shooting another during horseplay Why experiences often make better gifts than physical items Otto's High Dive birthday dinner, gift cards, stickers, and favorite dishes Fest punk festival passes and excitement for Lagwagon and Drag the River Rising punk festival ticket prices and aging punk fans with disposable income Memories of NoFX, Bad Religion, Descendents, Social Distortion, and more Meeting Hank Williams III and questions about his current life Concerns about aging musicians, health issues, and retirement Memory distortion and how stories change over time Unknown Hinson memories, Squidbillies, and later controversies St. Cloud Fourth of July celebration, fireworks, food, and family activities Nostalgia for old Florida and growing up around St. Cloud Savannah's travels to Morocco and Utila Presenting at an international crocodile conservation conference Humor versus academic seriousness in scientific presentations Harsh realities of desert travel including heat, sandstorms, and exhaustion Squat toilets, flexibility, mobility, and aging bodies Morocco's food, hospitality, and cultural experiences Eating camel meat and meeting wild camels in the desert Feeling like a celebrity in remote Moroccan villages Strange nighttime activity around a remote desert camp Discovering a hidden horned viper in the sand Desert crocodile history and possible reintroduction efforts Mysterious desert lakes, shotgun shells, and unanswered questions Cave rescues, scuba diving, and fear of underwater entrapment Why solitude underwater can feel peaceful Utila as an affordable Caribbean paradise Diving, snorkeling, reefs, and island life without cars Affordable beachfront lodging and local culture in Utila Stories from island elders, sailors, and world travelers The Jade Seahorse and its eccentric artist creator Building a lifelong legacy through art, landscaping, and passion projects Bone-covered bars, oddities, and unforgettable travel experiences Enjoying travel completely sober Hip replacement recovery update and return to running Becoming "The Thruster" through physical therapy exercises Bearcat THC seltzers as an alcohol alternative Summer plans and memories at Gatorland Gatorland bomb threat and rapid evacuation response Police horseplay shooting caught on camera Reflect Orbital's plan to use satellites to beam sunlight to Earth Environmental concerns around artificial nighttime lighting Starlink, global connectivity, and the future of surveillance Dancing robot accidentally kicks a child AI replacing workers and automated business trends Debate over supporting Team USA versus foreign World Cup teams Heritage, fandom, and choosing national teams Stories about sports fans with no connection to their teams Whether personal experiences create more authentic fandom America, patriotism, and national anthem etiquette Birthday Pub Sub tradition Disappointment with a soggy Publix chicken tender sandwich Strong opinions about crispy bacon versus floppy bacon Gratitude for listeners, BDM members, and birthday wishes Content plans during the break and Twitch returning Wednesday Thanks to everyone who supports the show ### Social Media https://tomanddan.com https://x.com/tomanddanlive https://facebook.com/amediocretime https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive Where to Find the Show Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s Exclusive Content https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/

    1h 57m
  3. 919 - Patio Tut

    Jun 5

    919 - Patio Tut

    Jeff's Bagel Run summer cream cheese flavors inspired by Jeremiah's Italian Ice Scoop Froggy Frog mint chocolate chip, mango, peach, and banana pudding cream cheese reviews Otto's coffee, Jeff's Jolt, cookies-and-cream cold brew, and Melted Snow Cone drinks Favorite savory bagels, specialty spreads, and buying extra cream cheese for home Jeff's Bagel Run expansion, rewards app, and #TDBagel promotion Ross McCoy joins the show How having kids changes the feeling of summer break Summer spending habits, family budgets, and kids repeating parental complaints Hat collecting obsession and a new Atlanta Braves City Connect hat Review of a surprisingly good knockoff Braves jersey Counterfeit jerseys vs authentic merchandise debate Sports merch prices pushing fans toward knockoffs Fake jerseys, fake Rolexes, status symbols, and "fronting" Celebrity interviews arranged through Billy the Phone Freak Lou Gramm interview preview and Foreigner history Brain tumor recovery, solo career, and born-again Christian phase Using TikTok "mini documentaries" to research guests Fact-checking questionable Lou Gramm trivia AI-generated celebrity facts and misinformation online Graham Bonnet confusion tied to a Black Sabbath rumor Why believable fake stories spread across the internet Appreciation for Lou Gramm's memorable on-air yawn Confrontation vs conflict avoidance personalities Gym story involving shirtless, barefoot teenagers Older gym member attempts to enforce unwritten rules Teens exploit vague gym-attire language Getting dragged into the argument as an unwilling witness Deferring the dispute to gym management Community pool closed after someone washed a dog in it Pool hygiene concerns, screaming swim lessons, and public-pool grossness Medical marijuana renewal stories with BudDocs Grocery cart child-seat contamination realization Bathroom hygiene debates and airborne germs Networking outside familiar circles at Colette's book event Holy City BBQ connection through a marketing agency Key lime pie confrontation with a restaurant owner Holy City BBQ closes after a short run Restaurant startup risks, overspending, and failed concepts Marketing vs operational execution in the restaurant business Political branding and alienating potential customers Backyard cleanup and the rise of "Patio Tut" Resort-style pool furniture that nobody actually uses The backyard graveyard of abandoned purchases Broken umbrellas, cluttered sheds, and pool-toy overload Twenty-year-old borrowed Sawzall finally discovered Valuable collectibles vs worthless stored junk Rare vinyl toys, MF DOOM figures, and hidden collectibles Bearcat THC seltzers as an alcohol alternative International Space Station air-leak concerns Astronaut emergency procedures and ISS size misconceptions Ukraine drone warfare and battlefield debris How criticism can ruin enjoyment of a new purchase Listener feedback on Blue Bell ice cream packaging Nostalgia, branding, and family-owned food companies Military missile-silo injury story involving a lotion bottle Emergency-room embarrassment and medical oddities ChatGPT-assisted self-diagnosis and health questions Excessive caffeine linked to pelvic-floor muscle twitching Levator Ani Syndrome discussion Adult-site restrictions, VPNs, and T-Mobile workarounds Smart-home devices creating awkward viewing risks Cheap TV packages and digital antenna recommendations Dating someone who resembles a deceased partner Having a "type" vs seeking variety in relationships Dating again after a long marriage Ross McCoy comedy dates and upcoming shows Moe Comedy Jam lineup and Drew Garabo appearance Hollerbach's German Restaurant BDM dinner announcement Planning the next Bad at Business Beerfest Recruiting couch teams for upcoming competitions Tattoo-themed couch team sponsored by The East Tattoo Invitation to email the show for couch-team participation ### Social Media https://tomanddan.com https://x.com/tomanddanlive https://facebook.com/amediocretime https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive Where to Find the Show Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s Exclusive Content https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/

    2h 10m
4.9
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2,314 Ratings

About

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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