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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

  1. 1H AGO

    There’s A Sale Going On At Bath And Boy-Hole Works

    🎧Episode Summary Show Highlights:Today’s program dives headfirst into the internet’s most cursed corners, including a truly foul fetish rabbit hole, neighbor wars over a backyard farm, delusional celebrity conspiracies, and a man who sabotaged his own job application with a polygraph confession. Plus: the latest trend in cosmetic penis enhancement. 🎧 Main Segments Diaper Huffing […] The post There’s A Sale Going On At Bath And Boy-Hole Works first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    54 min

  2. 1D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Finally, A Cure For Neck Pain: A Deep Genital Fingering - SIDESHOW

    Today’s show features Olympic participation plushies, a BAFTA ceremony meltdown, roadside deer depravity, and the medical miracle of therapeutic finger blasting. 🎧 On This Episode BAFTA Awards Chaos: A racial slur erupts during a celebrity presentation, sparking controversy, apologies, and debate about Tourette’s, intent, and accountability. Olympics Participation Plushies: Medalists receive stuffed animal mascots — and not everyone looks thrilled about it. Spectrum Customer Service Nightmare: A retention rep absolutely loses it on a customer trying to cancel service. Defensive Self-Defecation: Florida police bodycam footage captures a DUI arrest with an unexpected biological twist. 📰 Distorted News Kentucky Roadkill Incident: A man faces felony charges after allegedly engaging in sexual activity with a dead deer on the roadside. Authorities say he was found with fur, blood, and other incriminating evidence. California Doctor License Revoked: A physician loses his medical license after investigators conclude he engaged in sexual misconduct during a patient exam under the guise of treating pain symptoms. ☎️ Voicemails Skiers vs. snowboarders debate heats up. Plush lyric correction from listeners. A rare heartfelt Spiral Ham F****r call. ID photo smiling strategy discussion. ⭐ Support the Show Upgrade to a lifetime Sideshow membership (email: show@distortedview.com for the discount hookup). Patreon: patreon.com/distortedview Episode sponsorships available via PayPal. 📞 Contact Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 distortedview.com Spread the distortion. STD.

    47 min

  3. 2D AGO

    Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show Tim kicks off a brand-new week with banned snack commercials, returning internet weirdos, unhinged sermons, and a Waffle House incident that escalates to full tactical deployment. Plus a medical mystery involving three penises and some very questionable listener activity on the text line. 🎧 Show Highlights 🤡 Internet Insanity 📰 […] The post Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    54 min

  4. 5D AGO

    Chris Chan Is Persona Grata in Mama’s Coochie

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Tim wraps up the week with a packed lineup of internet insanity, public meltdowns, and Ohio weirdness. We kick things off with a long-awaited Chris Chan update after he was reportedly kicked out of a brony convention. Instead of addressing the incident, Chris releases a new video once again denying […] The post Chris Chan Is Persona Grata in Mama’s Coochie first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    56 min

  5. 6D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    From Wiener Dreams to Pickle Violence - SIDESHOW

    On Today's Show: Timmy Boo delivers a sideshow-exclusive buffet of chaos: a country-gay Instagram victimhood spiral at an Indiana urgent care, a live-streamer couple’s public meltdown tour (Wurstfest → Mardi Gras), and a neighbor “forms” confrontation that turns into a full-blown hub invasion with cops, glass, and delusions. Then it’s quick-hit distorted news: the resurfaced University of Iowa hazing body-cam clip and a Florida domestic dispute that ends with a glass pickle jar to the dome. Plus: voicemails, “Tim Henson Trots,” and an anime recommendation involving unwanted gender-switching. Segment Breakdown Cold Open / Intro Dr. Crust calls an elderly woman about “coronavirus” and immediately torpedoes the conversation with insults, confusion (“calcium?”), and a cursed McDonald’s jingle threat. Tim checks in with his favorite genre: people freaking out in public. 1) “Country Gay” Claims a Hate Crime at Urgent Care (Fort Wayne, IN) A dramatic Instagram rant: a patient insists staff are “slandering” him for cursing at pain, not at them. Escalates into paranoia: claims the hospital is anti-gay, staff are “stalking” him and his husband, and restraining orders are coming. Tim translates the vibe: main character syndrome with a southern drawl. 2) Wurstfest Kicks Out a Live Streamer — Then Mardi Gras Goes Full Spiral Introduction to streamer Adriana Lee and the modern job title: professional public embarrassment. Wurstfest (Texas): security trespasses her for comments about going “sicko mode.” She cries, claims it’s her livelihood, then immediately pivots to: “Target run for new eyelashes.” Mardi Gras (New Orleans): drunken street argument with boyfriend about who grew up poorer / who’s “Calabasas,” followed by police forcing her off the street for safety. The night dissolves into sobbing, yelling, and repeated statements about wanting to be killed — resulting in a streaming ban for self-harm threats. Tim’s takeaway: Wurstfest organizers may have dodged a nuclear headache. 3) “YOU STOLE MY FORMS” Neighbor Confrontation Turns Into a “Hub” Break-In A woman accuses her downstairs neighbor of sneaking into her apartment at night and swapping paperwork from her file folder. The neighbor (way too patient) keeps engaging while she inches into his apartment and insists it’s a “hub” (not a home). She grabs items, breaks a picture frame, insists a stock photo is “ours,” and refuses to leave even with police arriving. The child crying in the background makes the whole thing feel even darker. Tim flags the bigger issue: this looks like a psychotic/paranoid episode and everyone around her is failing to de-escalate. Distorted News (Quick Hits) 4) Fraternity Hazing Body-Cam Resurfaces (University of Iowa | Alpha Delta Phi) Viral footage: officers respond to a fire alarm and find dozens of blindfolded pledges, shirtless in a basement, covered in substances described as food/alcohol. Mentioned court tie-in: Joseph Antonio Gaia arrested at the scene; case later dismissed (per the episode’s recap). Fraternity and university actions discussed: organizational suspension and a long university suspension window. 5) Florida Pickle Jar Assault (Clearwater) Domestic dispute becomes aggravated assault with a deadly weapon when a woman allegedly hits her boyfriend in the head with a glass jar of pickles. Argument was over house cleanliness / mess, with pickle juice and remnants scattered around the residence. Tim delivers a passionate, extremely specific pickle take: zesty dill spears supremacy (for eating, not throwing). Voicemails Listener starts an office job and can’t risk playing DV at work after a Bluetooth incident — discovers the solution: “Tim Henson Trots” (old lady walks with DV). Another caller admits they randomly quote DV clips in public (“surprise, surprise”). Anime recommendation: Ranma ½ — cold water turns guy into girl, hot water turns back (Tim and Lord Douche anime corner continues). Running Bits / Notables

    47 min

  6. FEB 18

    Stop Trying To Make Stick P***y Happen!

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Timmy Boo tackles dangerously polite drivers, a brony convention meltdown, and a porn clip that introduces a phrase you’ll never be able to un-hear again. Plus, Florida delivers Valentine’s Day violence via fast-food projectile, and Olympic athletes apparently cannot stop having sex. 🎤 Cold Open A prank call from the […] The post Stop Trying To Make Stick P***y Happen! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    48 min

  7. FEB 17 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Take a Seat on My Balloon F**k Chair - SIDESHOW

    On today’s program, Tim dives back into the depraved literary world of Sextastic Tuesday with a story centered around one of the internet’s strangest fetishes: lunars — people who are sexually aroused by balloons. From a $400 stainless-steel “balloon chair” sex contraption to an over-the-top erotic tale involving latex, lung capacity, and relationship drama, this episode delivers maximum absurdity. Also on the show: a jaw-dropping interview with a KKK member that goes completely off the rails, neighborhood drama caught on camera, a restaurant scam involving freshly plucked armpit hair, and a bizarre criminal case out of Maryland involving inappropriate behavior at an arcade. 🎧 Episode Highlights 🎈 Sextastic Tuesday: Lunar Porn A ridiculous erotic story featuring balloon obsession, jealous lovers, and one explosive climax (literally). Plus, discussion of the real-world “balloon chair” fetish product. ⚠️ KKK Interview Gone Wrong A Spanish-language TV reporter interviews a white supremacist on his own property — and things escalate fast. 🏘️ Neighbor Showdown A confrontation over a dog turns into screaming chaos and threats caught on video. 🍽️ Restaurant Scam Attempt A family allegedly plants armpit hair on a plate after finishing a $600 meal to avoid paying the bill. 🎮 Arcade Incident Arrest Police charge a man after alleged inappropriate contact with a child at a Dave & Buster’s–style venue. 📞 Voicemails Listeners weigh in on skiing vs. snowboarding drama, music nostalgia, and a classic DV clip request (“Hues of Garbin”). 💬 Support the Show Become a Sideshow member: distortedview.com Patreon: patreon.com/distortedview Sponsor an episode: PayPal show@distortedview.com Voicemail line: 206-666-4463 Spread the distortion, freaks. 👍

    47 min

  8. FEB 16

    Irreversible Dick Destruction

    🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo is taking the holiday off, so enjoy this classic episode from 2019 while you poke around the newly expanded Sideshow Archives — now featuring 17 years of content (2004–2015 & 2021–2026), all available in your private podcast feeds when you sign up at DistortedView.com. On this throwback show: TV […] The post Irreversible Dick Destruction first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    46 min
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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

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