Mandarin Monkey Podcast

Mandarin Monkey
Mandarin Monkey Podcast

Chinese and English Language podcast. A mixed couple (Tom & Ula) living in Taiwan, teach Chinese through the use of Chinglish (Chinese and English) on a variety of topics. Learn Chinese, study methods, Entertainment, news, life, business, hints and tricks to learning Mandarin. Hear a native speaking naturally and at natural pace but with the English translation so you can follow the context of the conversation. Enjoy. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Bizarre Inventions: Learn Mandarin with the World’s Strangest Ideas

    12H AGO

    Bizarre Inventions: Learn Mandarin with the World’s Strangest Ideas

    From baby mop outfits to chopstick fans and silent karaoke mics — the world has no shortage of strange inventions. In this episode, Tom and Ula explore 20 bizarre gadgets from around the globe and break down the Mandarin vocabulary behind each one. It’s the perfect mix of language learning, cultural curiosity, and a whole lot of "Wait… that's real?" Whether you're here for the vocab or just want to hear us try to explain what a "nose stylus" is in Mandarin… this one’s for you. 嬰兒拖把衣 | yīng ér tuō bǎ yī | Baby mop clothes印臉吐司機 | yìn liǎn tǔ sī jī | Face-printing toaster擁抱枕頭 | yǒng bào zhěn tóu | Hugging pillow香蕉切片器 | xiāng jiāo qiē piàn qì | Banana slicer防色狼腿毛褲襪 | fáng sè láng tuǐ máo kù wà | Anti-pervert hairy tights寵物管家機器人 | chǒng wù guǎn jiā jī qì rén | Pet butler robot鞋子雨傘 | xié zi yǔ sǎn | Shoe umbrellaUSB領帶風扇 | USB lǐng dài fēng shàn | USB tie fan鼻子觸控筆 | bí zi chù kòng bǐ | Nose stylus無聲卡拉OK麥克風 | wú shēng kǎ lā OK mài kè fēng | Silent karaoke mic減肥水 | jiǎn féi shuǐ | Diet water馬桶高爾夫球組 | mǎ tǒng gāo ěr fū qiú zǔ | Toilet golf set瘦臉面罩 | shòu liǎn miàn zhào | Face slimming mask髮夾風扇 | fà jiā fēng shàn | Hair clip fan貓語翻譯項圈 | māo yǔ fān yì xiàng quān | Cat translation collar奶油棒 | nǎi yóu bàng | Butter stick筷子風扇 | kuài zi fēng shàn | Chopstick fan遙控拖鞋拖把 | yáo kòng tuō xié tuō bǎ | Remote mop slippers鼻塞濾網 | bí sāi lǜ wǎng | Nose plug filters午睡枕頭 | wǔ shuì zhěn tóu | Nap desk pillow Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    51 min
  2. EP395 – The World's Strangest Laws: No Salmon Smuggling & Speedo Rules

    MAR 14

    EP395 – The World's Strangest Laws: No Salmon Smuggling & Speedo Rules

    Ever heard of a law that bans you from handling salmon "suspiciously"? Or a rule that says men must wear Speedos at public pools in France? In this episode, we dive into some of the strangest, most ridiculous laws from around the world. From kites being outlawed in the UK to Japan’s weight regulations, we break down these bizarre rules, their origins, and whether they actually make any sense. Plus, we’ll throw in some Mandarin vocabulary along the way, so you can learn while you laugh! Would you obey these laws or break them just for fun? Tune in to find out! General Law-Related Words法律 (fǎlǜ) – Law法规 (fǎguī) – Regulation非法 (fēifǎ) – Illegal违法 (wéifǎ) – Against the law规定 (guīdìng) – Rule/regulation政府 (zhèngfǔ) – Government批准 (pīzhǔn) – ApprovalWeird Law Examples & VocabularyIllegal to handle salmon suspiciously (UK 🇬🇧)鲑鱼 (guīyú) – Salmon可疑 (kěyí) – Suspicious处理 (chǔlǐ) – To handleNo flying kites in public places (UK 🇬🇧)风筝 (fēngzhēng) – Kite公共场所 (gōnggòng chǎngsuǒ) – Public placeIllegal to be drunk in a pub (UK 🇬🇧)酒吧 (jiǔbā) – Pub/bar喝醉 (hē zuì) – To be drunkNo ice cream in your back pocket (US 🇺🇸, Alabama)冰淇淋 (bīngqílín) – Ice cream口袋 (kǒudài) – PocketIllegal to wake a sleeping bear for a photo (US 🇺🇸, Alaska)熊 (xióng) – Bear拍照 (pāizhào) – Take a photoNo donkeys sleeping in bathtubs (US 🇺🇸, Arizona)驴 (lǘ) – Donkey浴缸 (yùgāng) – BathtubMen must wear Speedos in public pools (France 🇫🇷)泳池 (yóuyǒngchí) – Swimming pool紧身泳裤 (jǐnshēn yǒngkù) – SpeedosNo chewing gum in Singapore (🇸🇬)口香糖 (kǒuxiāngtáng) – Chewing gum You must walk your dog daily (Germany 🇩🇪)遛狗 (liù gǒu) – Walk the dog宠物 (chǒngwù) – PetIllegal to name your pig ‘Napoleon’ (France 🇫🇷)猪 (zhū) – Pig名字 (míngzì) – NameNo flushing toilets after 10 PM (Switzerland 🇨🇭)厕所 (cèsuǒ) – Toilet晚上 (wǎnshàng) – NighttimeIn China, you cannot reincarnate without government approval (China 🇨🇳)转世 (zhuǎnshì) – Reincarnation灵魂 (línghún) – SoulIllegal to change a lightbulb without a license (Australia 🇦🇺)灯泡 (dēngpào) – Lightbulb执照 (zhízhào) – License Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  3. Ep. 394 – The World’s Strangest Hobbies & Bizarre Cultural Traditions

    MAR 7

    Ep. 394 – The World’s Strangest Hobbies & Bizarre Cultural Traditions

    Unusual Hobbies (特殊的爱好 - tè shū de ài hào)Extreme Ironing (极限熨烫) – jí xiàn yùn tàngQuidditch (魁地奇) – kuí dì qíCheese Rolling (奶酪滚动比赛) – nǎi lào gǔn dòng bǐ sàiToy Voyaging (玩具旅行) – wán jù lǚ xíngCompetitive Duck Herding (竞技赶鸭子) – jìng jì gǎn yā ziTrainspotting (火车观察) – huǒ chē guān cháMooing Competitions (学牛叫比赛) – xué niú jiào bǐ sàiSoapbox Racing (肥皂盒赛车) – féi zào hé sài chēBog Snorkeling (泥潭浮潜) – ní tán fú qiánStone Skipping (打水漂比赛) – dǎ shuǐ piāo bǐ sàiFerret Legging (裤子养雪貂比赛) – kù zi yǎng xuě diāo bǐ sàiWife Carrying Race (扛妻比赛) – káng qī bǐ sàiBeetle Fighting (甲虫格斗) – jiǎ chóng gé dòuCardboard Tube Dueling (纸板管决斗) – zhǐ bǎn guǎn jué dòuUnderwater Hockey (水下曲棍球) – shuǐ xià qū gùn qiúCompetitive Air Guitar (空气吉他比赛) – kōng qì jí tā bǐ sàiCanine Freestyle (狗狗舞蹈比赛) – gǒu gǒu wǔ dǎo bǐ sàiLawn Mower Racing (割草机比赛) – gē cǎo jī bǐ sàiSoap Carving (肥皂雕刻) – féi zào diāo kèPencil Sharpening as an Art (削铅笔艺术) – xuē qiān bǐ yì shù Unusual Cultural Activities (特殊的文化活动 - tè shū de wén huà huó dòng)La Tomatina (番茄大战) – fān qié dà zhànBaby Jumping Festival (跳婴节) – tiào yīng jiéMonkey Buffet Festival (猴子自助餐节) – hóu zi zì zhù cān jiéGoose Pulling (拔鹅比赛) – bá é bǐ sàiPolterabend (婚前碎瓷习俗) – hūn qián suì cí xí súGurning Contests (扭脸比赛) – niǔ liǎn bǐ sàiFamadihana (换尸节) – huàn shī jiéUp-Helly-Aa (维京火节) – wéi jīng huǒ jiéKanamara Matsuri (钢铁阴茎祭) – gāng tiě yīn jīng jìNaki Sumo (婴儿哭泣相扑赛) – yīng ér kū qì xiàng pū sàiThe Battle of the Oranges (橙子大战) – chéng zi dà zhànTunarama Festival (金枪鱼投掷节) – jīn qiāng yú tóu zhì jiéToe Wrestling (脚趾摔跤) – jiǎo zhǐ shuāi jiāoGolden Retriever Festival (金毛犬节) – jīn máo quǎn jiéKrampusnacht (克朗普斯之夜) – kè lǎng pǔ sī zhī yèBlackened Teeth (染黑牙齿, 日本旧习俗) – rǎn hēi yá chǐ, rì běn jiù xí súFrozen Dead Guy Days (冰冻死人节) – bīng dòng sǐ rén jiéGiant Omelette Festival (巨型煎蛋节) – jù xíng jiān dàn jiéHadaka Matsuri (裸体祭, 日本裸祭) – luǒ tǐ jì, rì běn luǒ jìCooper’s Hill Cheese Rolling (库珀山奶酪滚动比赛) – kù pò shān nǎi lào gǔn dòng bǐ sài Festival (节日) – jié rì Competition (比赛) – bǐ sài Traditional (传统的) – chuán tǒng de Cultural Event (文化活动) – wén huà huó dòng Unusual (特殊的) – tè shū de Weird (奇怪的) – qí guài de Challenge (挑战) – tiǎo zhàn Sport (运动) – yùn dòng Activity (活动) – huó dòng Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min
    4.7
    out of 5
    123 Ratings

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    Chinese and English Language podcast. A mixed couple (Tom & Ula) living in Taiwan, teach Chinese through the use of Chinglish (Chinese and English) on a variety of topics. Learn Chinese, study methods, Entertainment, news, life, business, hints and tricks to learning Mandarin. Hear a native speaking naturally and at natural pace but with the English translation so you can follow the context of the conversation. Enjoy. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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