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Transform, roll out, and plug in! Audrey (she/her, they/them) and Nero (they/them) are taking you on a ride through the history of Transformers television. We're going season by season--but not in order!--so you can experience the best of almost 40 years of cartoons with our expert* and objectively correct** commentary.

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Prime Cuts Audrey and Nero

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Transform, roll out, and plug in! Audrey (she/her, they/them) and Nero (they/them) are taking you on a ride through the history of Transformers television. We're going season by season--but not in order!--so you can experience the best of almost 40 years of cartoons with our expert* and objectively correct** commentary.

*bro just trust us
**bro just TRUST us

    Starscream Can't Melt Steel Beams

    Starscream Can't Melt Steel Beams

    It's a revolving door of allegiances this week as Sideways "shockingly" reveals himself to be a turncoat, Scavenger shockingly reveals himself to be a double agent, and Megatron gaslights the f**k out of his own troops for fun. Also have you ever wondered what Pokemon the cast of Armada would be, or if the Decepticons were at all involved in 9/11? Good news, we have answers for you! Keep up, Turbonerds.

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    • 1 hr 26 min
    Nobodys Doin' It Like Scavenger

    Nobodys Doin' It Like Scavenger

    It's a wild one this week as Armada shifts into full macguffin finding gear. We get two new additions to the cast, an anime sword duel, a CONSPICUOUS MOTORCYCLE_,_ and further proof that people in New York do not give a SHIT about giant robots standing around. Also, have you been wondering 'Gee, how do these robots f**k'? Well good news! Audrey will tell you all about it. Come for the badass bulldozer boys, stay to figure out what the f**k 'getting spiked' means, it's Prime Cuts!

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    • 1 hr 15 min
    Judith Shuttler

    Judith Shuttler

    This week on Prime Cuts: Armada finally figures out what a plot is and decides to have one, Rad receives a huge loredump from Optimus, we question the stealth capabilities of 40 foot tall tank robots, Red Alert proves to be a grade A sicko, and everybody is after a Very Cool Sword. Also Starscream has a very bad day. Again.

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    • 1 hr 32 min
    Can't Escape The Orichalcos

    Can't Escape The Orichalcos

    This week the show finally develops a plot beyond "find some guys" as we get some lore on these Mini-Con weapons from a long dead Atlantean Princess, whom the boys have a huge crush on of course. We also hear Alexis' thoughts on infrastructure planning, get menaced by a New York sewer crane, and tack another near death experience onto these poor kids. Optimus you GOTTA hire a babysitter or something, man.

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    • 1 hr 5 min
    Barrel Bustin' Through

    Barrel Bustin' Through

    Grab your Touch Tone Telephones listeners, because we're diving into some ancient aliens this this week on Transformers Armada. Also, Optimus, my man, my guy, we GOTTA talk about you bringing a bunch of 12 year olds onto the battlefield. It's just not viable dude. You KNOW Megatron has the Child Torture Orb in his back pocket. On this week's episode learn all about Egyptian spider droids, the diplomatic capabilities of potato chips, and a lizard that shoots blood out of its face!

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    • 1 hr 2 min
    Yakkity Sax (Electro Remix)

    Yakkity Sax (Electro Remix)

    Transformers Armada is a land of contrasts. Sometimes you get an episode where a character's ambitions and goals are fulfilled in a satisfying way and our heroes fight to uphold the safety of nature. Other times you get a f*****g clownshow about carnival hi jinks. This week hear all about Starscream having a good time for once, Rad's surprising turn as an environmentalist, Hot Shot itching to shoot a gun at Billy and Fred, and the creation of a brand new carnival-ride based combiner team straight from the minds of your hosts.

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    • 1 hr 8 min

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