THESE GUYS!

Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro
  • 4.9 (214)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Comedians @benedictpolizzi and @JoeyMulinaro make fun of everything (every ep is about Brett Favre)

  1. 4d ago

    KYLE LONG’S SUPER BOWL PICK + CBS SET UP TONY ROMO? + DRUNK EBAY BUYS

    The Boys map out the chaos of surviving drunk church, the chapstick clubhouse conspiracy and why you have to order margarita chicken on a Sunday night Chili’s. We sit down with Bears legend Kyle Long to talk about coaches making you put baby powder in your ahhh, what it was like growing up with Howie Long’s legendary flat-top, and the 6th grade tragedy of tucking his collared shirt into his underwear. Kyle breaks down what actually goes on in the trenches, including the graphic reality of linemen peeing their pants during games and tells us why he shaved his head at the combine with a Gillette Mach 3 razor. Plus, Benny and JoyJoy debate whether CBS set up Tony Romo’s OWI to get out of his contract, why Kliff Kingsbury is secretly stealing everyone's girl in a quarter-zip, and the pain of getting banned from eBay for twenty years over fake Jordan 11s. THESE GUYS LIVE in NYC 🍎 Sept 1ST 🫡 GET YOUR TIX BELOW 🎟️  🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

  2. Jul 29

    Brady Quinn 2026 CFB predictions + Jalen Hurts Wrote The Odyssey + LeProcess 76ers?

    The clubhouse welcomes the legend Brady Quinn to talk about the absolute chaos of Notre Dame house parties, watching Tommy Zbikowski and Jeff Samardzija wrestle and the time a fan flashed him on the walk to the stadium before beating Tennessee in 2005. Benny and Joy Joy share their greatest stories of high school run-ins with the cops, from hauling a$$ into the woods at a driving range after a baseball win, to taking the Dean of Students' squeaky Lincoln pirate ship car to homecoming. The boys remember all their HUNTY high school moments like teaching their girlfriend's nephew the Gary Sheffield bat waggle and they fantasize about dying from Michael Myers at Culver's 😍 Get ready to pack the house for the THESE GUYS! massive live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City 🎟️ GET TIX BELOW  🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

  3. Jul 21

    Tom Brady Midlife Crisis + Fake Jordans + Cam Skattebo

    He pi$$ed in your hot tub, shot a BB through your kitchen window and his dad basically hosted a Royal Rumble in the basement after Friday night football games. Everyone had that one friend who was a walking concussion, just waiting to absolutely destroy a house party while his nice mom made dumplings upstairs. It’s your skattebo friend, the dude who you’d rather die than be in a pool with 🤕 The clubhouse also welcomes our very first guest, 12-year NFL veteran Micah Hyde, to talk about surviving 11 a.m. kickoffs at Iowa, the weed kids who secretly carried the football team, and what it was actually like playing with both Aaron Rodgers and Josh Allen. We break down the absolute disaster of those new Fanatics NFL soccer kits, Tom Brady's weird midlife crisis and Michael Jordan's mysterious baggy-suit 🕺Plus, we debate why NFL training camp in late August actually beats regular season games, the theater room at Incredible Pizza Company, then we talk about Lane Kiffin for 72 minutes and get ready to pack the Gramercy Theater for our live show in New York City (get tickies below🎟️🎟️🎟️) 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

  4. Jul 14

    BIG 12 MONSTER + SPIRIT HALLOWEEN + NOTRE LAME

    "Is this movie literally six hours long?" There’s nothing worse than putting your favorite movie on with your girl, hitting the hour and ten-minute mark, and realizing she is secretly scrolling TikTok on mute.  The clubhouse maps out the reality of movie nights that completely spiral relationships, and why putting on The Town or Goodfellas might actually ruin your life. We break down a massive Mel's Best Available draft for the most underrated nights, from the absolute magic of an accidental drunk music video night to the pure invincibility of a Tuesday with no homework and no practice.  We analyze the complete anatomy of a house party, debating the warm South Beach vibes of the kitchen group versus the scary NFC trench warfare of the garage group Plus, we talk about the epidemic of fake teeth on celebrities, the cargo shorts of week three high school football, and what happens when your homie takes a moped to school and leaves it dead center in a real parking spot.  We also map out the ultimate college conference sponsors (Speedway Big Ten?) we look back at the legendary Daisuke gyro ball, and gear up for our episode 200 live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City Sept 1st. Get tickies below bby 🎟️ 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

  5. Jul 7

    TAYLOR SWIFT WEDDING + WHITE PARTY + 10 SUNDAYS TILL NFL

    There is nothing quite like finding the 2K room at a college house party, only to realize the sanctuary has been compromised by a girl with a Gatorade and pink bottle of Burnett's. We map out the chokehold NBA 2K, Call of Duty, and Super Smash Bros had on our lives, plus the genius invention of wearing Nike Vapor "dip gloves" so you didn't F up the PS3 controller 🤓 The clubhouse also tries to figure out how Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift drove away from their wedding in a Chevy Avalanche with Four Loko cans dragging behind it. We pitch the ultimate pro athlete sitcoms, from Gronk blowing up houses with Ty Pennington to Jeff Saturday dominating the TV dad demographic. Plus, we debate the best sounds in history, the panic of your parents doing insider trading at back-to-school night, and the reality of having to read 3 chapters is 1000% not real homework. Oh yeah and we're PACKING out Gramercy Theater Sept 1st for our live show in New York City get your tickies below 🎟️ 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

  6. Jun 30

    4TH OF JULY + COLLEGE FBALL COMFORT GAMES + UR H0RNY FRIEND + TROY AIKMAN'S EYES

    Nothing like being on the family computer 3 feet away from ur mom watching a RedTube Video 💕 You ever forget to clear your internet history before fball practice and then think you're gonna go to hell? We haven't either. WEED KID, H0RNY KID and your IN-LOVE FRIEND make an appearance on the pod. The Boys run through Mel's Best Available: Best Eyes, they discuss the most comforting college football teams to watch (not Utah) and they talk about how lit pep rallies actually were (not a reminiscent pod) Benny and Joy Joy go LIVE in New York City Sept 1 at Gramercy Theater Sept 1 🎟️tix below🎟️ bring your gf who hates the pod 💋 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

  7. Jun 23

    2026 NFL Rankings + Sabrina Carpenter Sports Illustrated

    You ever buy a candle that smells so good you wanna move back in with your parents?The clubhouse gets into some massive high school sports scandals, from stealing a pair of LeBron's out of a locker room to getting a four-day suspension for getting the school on Tosh.0 😘 Then the conversation pivots to absolute naughty shi (lighting a wood wick bathroom candle with the lights off) also, can we talk about why the NFL needs a weekly Adrian Peterson AP Poll? The boys discuss the tragic reality that modern football jerseys look like sloppy t-shirts plus we debate why Jesus is pretty much JJ Redick and God is lowkey Pat Riley 🙏 We also break down how to properly gear up for our massive live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City GETCHA TICKIES TELL EM DAKICH SENT YAAA 🎟️ 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

  8. Jun 16

    WORLD CUP + FATHER’S DAY + NEW YORK LIVE SHOW SEPT 1

    "YOU STRIPPED THE SCREW B, NOW WE GOT A WHOLE NEW PROBLEM" There is absolutely nothing that fires up a dad more than ripping a vacuum cord out of the wall from ten feet away or leaving the hallway light on for an extra ten cents on the electric bill. We play Mel's Best Available (things that piss off ur dad) from slow drivers in the Walmart parking lot to the absolute tragedy of a fast food place messing up an order so bad that your mom just eats cereal. We also look back at the chaotic high school days of playing NCAA while taking whiffs from a punishment "fart bottle". Do the boys talk about Reebok NFL jersey cinch bags? Nahhhhh Do they realize every dad just secretly wants to be a sports announcer like Tim Kurkjian nooooo they don't talk about that. Oh btw THESE GUYS LIVE! 200th episode live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City GET YOUR TIX BELOW!  🎟️🎟️🎟️  🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

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Comedians @benedictpolizzi and @JoeyMulinaro make fun of everything (every ep is about Brett Favre)

Information

  • Creator
    Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    196
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2022

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