THESE GUYS!

Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro
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Comedians @benedictpolizzi and @JoeyMulinaro make fun of everything (every ep is about Brett Favre)

  1. 5D AGO

    COMBINE SECRETS, BEER OLYMPICS DISASTERS + JEROME BETTIS HAS MY AIRPODS???

    Sneaking into the old school NFL Combine at the RCA Dome was basically an underground drug deal back in the day. Going through puberty with sweaty armpits and swollen nipples is an absolute nightmare that nobody ever warns you about. We also hit the clubhouse emails to break down the dead giveaways that a sports fan is old and why adult beer Olympics always end up being a total dumpster fire of girls crying and people puking in the yard. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 0:00 - Intro1:13 - The Cinci Jersey and Fat Shoulders2:20 - Puberty5:58 - The Combine Coaches' Sick Joke11:34 - Destiny: Being a Combine Coach12:41 - The Wisest 40-Yard Dash Guy15:00 - The Combine Quarterback16:41 - Combine Gear and Tai Streets20:40 - Michael Myers at the Combine26:56 - Clubhouse: Flanker27:07 - Old Guy Dead Giveaways30:30 - Launch Angle34:23 - Dads and AIM36:51 - AIM Versions40:35 - Beer Olympics47:41 - Clubhouse: Plaxico Burress' Mouthpiece48:58 - Jubilation Station50:35 - Other Cool Gear Alterations (Alvin Kamara, Sean Taylor)55:33 - Purdue (NFC) vs. IU (AFC)57:49 - Hate the Team or the Fan?58:50 - Jubilation Station1:07:16 - Bettis Airpods

    1h 19m

  2. FEB 17

    VALENTINE'S VOMIT, SPORTS HEARTBREAKS + MATT LEINART

    We talk about Joey's dumpster fire of a weekend puking his brains out after his daughter's birthday, and relive an insane story of him almost throwing up on live radio while hungover from taking Irish bombs. We then welcome the Clubhouse to talk about the most electric mid-2000s NBA All-Star nostalgia, crushing sports heartbreaks like the Steve Bartman game, and debate if Matt Leinart, Cam Newton, or Tom Brady would be the ultimate college dorm roommate. We finish with a trip down memory lane ranking the best vintage Nike and Air Jordan commercials.  📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00 Intro & Joey's Valentine's Day Puke Disaster10:15 The Time Joey Was Hungover on Live Radio18:40 Elite NBA All-Star Weekend Nostalgia25:30 The Clubhouse: Worst Coaching Attire & All-Time Sports Heartbreaks38:00 Who is the Ultimate College Athlete Roommate?48:15 The Absolute Biggest NFL Players Ever55:20 Old SportsCenter Highlights & Legendary Nike Commercials

    1h 5m

  3. FEB 11

    HAIR TRANSPLANT SURGERY, JEFF SATURDAY EYELINER + THE COACH'S DAUGHTER

    The boys kick things off by breaking down the absolute panic of nervous-talking to Kevin Gates at the Grammys, spotting Urban Meyer in full Ohio State gear at the airport, and Joey's insane experience getting his third hair transplant while completely awake. We then hit the Clubhouse to debate the strict unwritten rules of office pizza etiquette, relive the terrifying lore of high school substitute teachers, and discuss the ultimate danger of making out with your varsity coach's daughter. We finish with a deep dive into why you need to replace the family photos at your cubicle with vintage Dante Hall and Vince Carter posters.  *📬 SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com *🎧 Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 *🍻 Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro *🧢 50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00 Intro & Airport Candy Strategies10:30 Nervous Energy at the Grammys & Tyra Banks18:15 Jeff Saturday's Eyeliner & Hating Drake Maye24:00 Joey's Awake Hair Transplant35:40 Making Out With The Coach's Daughter45:10 Substitute Teacher Urban Legends52:30 Middle School Arcade Lock-Ins01:05:00 Office Pizza Etiquette & Cubicle Posters

    1h 18m

  4. FEB 3

    GIRLS GETTING READY STRESS, DOWN BAD IN MATH + MENDOZA IS A HUNTY?

    Dive into the absolute misery of bombing your middle school math tests and praying for completion grades from the linebacker-turned-teacher, before reliving the ultimate nightmare of broadcasting a high school game to an audience of four while giving your family computer a virus. We then hit the Clubhouse to debate the insane pregame stress of girls getting ready in a dorm room, the shocking reality of the high school "weed kid" graduating from Harvard, and the terrifying armpit-sweating anxiety of walking across the bleachers at a varsity basketball game. We finish with a breakdown of the most electric Jon Gruden miked-up moments and drop the ultimate survival guide for dodging day-one hangovers at three-day bachelor parties. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00:00 The Philosophy of a Solid C Grade00:00:45 The New Digs: Moving to a Co-Working Space00:03:46 Team Jordan Shoes and the B-Minus Budget00:04:47 Flirting with the Honor Roll00:06:55 After-School Help and College Math Struggles00:11:40 Dad's Math Meltdowns00:16:55 Listener Email: Volleyball Broadcasting & Virus-Riddled Apps00:20:06 Joey's Anxiety-Inducing College Radio Broadcast00:25:59 Listener Email: The Weed Kid Who Went to Harvard00:35:34 Listener Email: High School Gym Entrance Social Anxiety00:46:48 The Mystery of Neighbor Dan00:49:02 Listener Email: Is Fernando Mendoza a Hunty?00:54:29 Listener Email: Miked Up as a Math Teacher & Favorite NFL Moments01:01:28 Listener Email: Bachelor Party & Wedding Survival Guide01:11:16 Wrap Up and Outro

    1h 12m

  5. JAN 27

    THE RICH FRIENDS HOUSE, DOWN BAD IN JEANS + CAM NEWTON HIGHLIGHTS

    We talk about the absolute cabin fever of being trapped inside during a blizzard and look back at the elite nostalgia of having a tiny kitchen TV. Then we hit the clubhouse emails to talk about the golden era of getting concussed playing basement Slam Ball and why wearing jeans to a college class is a total dumpster fire move. We finish off by building the ultimate coaching staff to take to Twin Peaks and breaking down why Cam Newton at Auburn was the craziest thing to ever happen in college football. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 0:00 Intro & Welcome0:05:00 Naming the Head Coach: Starting the Staff Draft0:15:00 Offensive Strategy: The 'Who Killed Laura Palmer' Playbook0:27:30 The Defensive Line: Forces from the Black Lodge0:40:00 Audience Check-in & Mid-Show Analysis0:55:00 Special Teams: The Crucial Role of the Log Lady1:10:00 Finalizing the Roster: Unexpected Coaching Selections1:20:00 Wrap-up & Final Thoughts

    1h 25m

  6. JAN 20

    DOWN BAD ON PARLAYS, THE PHONE SIT + MAJESTIC JERSEYS

    Throwing in a dip on a first date at an Indian casino is the ultimate guy activity. The post-Super Bowl no man's land is officially here, which means it is time to look back at the elite nostalgia of Brisco High Nike commercials and why grown men are still shedding tears over vintage Michael Jordan ads. We also hit the clubhouse emails to break down the golden era of twelve dollar Steve and Barrys hoodies and why you need to start scheduling fake steakhouse board meetings just to drink beers with your friends. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00:00 - Intro & Sports No Man's Land00:00:30 - Charlie Batch & Local Sports Media00:03:07 - TG Origin Story: The Cat Sit & Knee Cyst00:05:08 - Ale Emporium: The Strip Mall Takeover & Game Day00:10:33 - The 'Pre-Programmed' TV Excuse & Hotel Bit00:13:17 - The Target Audience & Joey's Advice00:16:47 - Listener Email: Post-Super Bowl Sports & Purdue Basketball00:33:04 - Legendary Nike High School Commercials00:41:10 - Keeping in Touch: Board Meetings & Bro Hugs00:47:44 - Listener Email: College Merch & Stephen Berries00:55:10 - Listener Email: Earliest Sporting Event Memories01:07:07 - Wrap-Up & Final Plugs

    1h 9m

  7. JAN 13

    FLIGHT FROM HELL, NFL THEMED AIRLINES + REGULAR GUY COMBINE

    "Hi pretty lady". Imagine saying that to Brock Purdy's wife the first time you meet her just to stay in character. We just survived a 37-minute flight to Sedona that turned into a three and a half hour manifest situation ending in Yuma right on the border. At least we had sour gummy worms and time to pitch a billion-dollar idea for official NFL themed airlines. If you do not think a Steelers plane with Terrible Towels and Franco Harris boarding groups would sell out instantly, you are out of your mind.  📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00 Intro and feeling so alive with P.O.D.06:15 Hearing about doing NFL combine three-cone drills while changing cat litter10:20 Discussion on tracking down Kenny Britt for a random Thursday autograph15:15 Conversations about the insane Lendale White mannequin prank at USC19:45 Listening to the chaotic flight from hell diverted to Yuma25:30 Pitching NFL themed airlines and legendary player boarding groups34:10 Soundboard hotkeys and casually stealing Qdoba forks42:15 Middle school sock fashion and pulling up the pink Nike Elites48:30 Pitching James Harrison on Survivor and athletes on game shows

    1h 7m

  8. JAN 7

    MIDDLE SCHOOL TRAUMA, RECESS QB + VINCE YOUNG FATHEADS

    "I'm retiring the minute I'm not joyful." Aaron Rodgers played an all-time game and the Steelers are finally feeling good. We talk about the trauma of middle school Bull in the Ring drills and the absolute power move of a mom bringing Krispy Kreme cupcakes to seventh period. Plus, we answer a listener question about whether life-size Vince Young Fatheads need to make a comeback. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00 Intro and pitching Steelers player mixed drinks03:15 Discussion on the Aaron Rodgers game and wearing layers to the stadium08:45 Conversations about ruining folded jeans at Old Navy12:15 Why girls hate their birthdays and getting older17:30 Remembering the absolute trauma of Bull in the Ring drills23:45 Listening to memories of moms bringing cupcakes to class and white Nike Shox30:45 The massive responsibility of being all-time QB at recess36:10 Hearing about weird car dealership commercials and depressed dogs41:30 Death by quesadilla and going to comedy shows alone48:10 Reading emails about Vince Young Fatheads and Steelers quarterbacks

    1h 4m
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Comedians @benedictpolizzi and @JoeyMulinaro make fun of everything (every ep is about Brett Favre)

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  • Creator
    Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    173
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2022

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