113 episodes

Two Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe's products. New episodes every Monday!

Trader Hoes Trader Hoes

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 67 Ratings

Two Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe's products. New episodes every Monday!

    Drop the PBeat

    Drop the PBeat

    Welcome to the Trader Hoes remix. Did we change up the way we do this episode? Not at all. Did we give you a preview of our rapping skills? Unfortunately, yes. Get ready for the song of the summer and your new snacks of the summer with these peanut butter and chocolate duets. We’re also blowing minds with some Girl Scout Cookie delivery knowledge, Regina George comparisons and possibly our newest merch item. 
    🛒 In the cart: 
    Fruity Chewy Candy Chocolate Covered Wafer Cookie with Peanut Butter FillingChocolate and Peanut Butter Joe-Joe’sSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/traderhoes)

    • 33 min
    Chip Off the Old Pickle

    Chip Off the Old Pickle

    Pickle popcorn may not be back but a new sister item is hot on the scene (and you know the Hoes are here for it). From nuggets to chips, pickles to pretzels, Trader Joe's newest snack items are making one salty showdown.  Not on the menu but certainly on their minds: 90 Day Fiancé, a floral arrangement followup and a Pride and Prejudice take on past TJs items. 

    In the Cart:
    Chips in a Pickle 
    Onion Chips 
    Almond Butter Pretzel Nuggets


    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/traderhoes)

    • 27 min
    Dairy-Free Girls

    Dairy-Free Girls

    We’re getting personal this week, Hoes, with a little walk down memory (or mammary) lane. What can we say? These vegan dips just brought us back and brought some surprises. Channel your inner child with us as we carry our breadsticks like fancy cigarettes, recount some of Evie’s favorite family recipes and question what meat (if any) was really in Chef Boyardee. 
    🛒 In the cart:
    Vegan Bolognese-Style Pasta Sauce with Tomatoes and Meatless Plant-Based Crumbles Vegan Caramelized Onion Dip Vegan Kale, Cashew & Basil PestoSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/traderhoes)

    • 33 min
    Easy, Cheesy, Beautiful

    Easy, Cheesy, Beautiful

    The Hoes kicks back with some keto -conscious snacks courtesy of Trade Joe's. Giddyup for a cheese bite bonanza featuring tomato, truffle and semi-aged perfection. Not in these resealable bags but certainly on our minds: wine (duh), Fifth Element throwbacks and a Trader Hoes floral arrangement workshop lead by yours truly - whaaat??

    In the cart:
    Oven-Baked Cheese Bites
    Oven-Baked Cheese Bites with Tomato and Chili
    Oven-Baked Cheese Bites with Black Summer Truffle


    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/traderhoes)

    • 26 min
    Crispy, Crunchy, Crabby

    Crispy, Crunchy, Crabby

    The stars aligned this week, Hoes. This Cancer and Taurus are going on a journey from Vermont to the elementary lunchroom and bringing TJ’s, Harry Potter, astrology and plenty of surprises along the way. We’ll be dancing like the Champignon girls we are and possibly learning Japanese from Katie’s husband. Just one question remains: Which really is the spiciest zodiac? 


    🛒In the cart: 
    Organic Toasted Coconut Granola Bark Crispy, Crunchy Champignon MushroomsCrispy, Crunchy, Spicy Mochi Rice NuggetsSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/traderhoes)

    • 34 min
    Piece of Cake

    Piece of Cake

    No prep? No problem, because the Hoes are showcasing their thaw talents with Trader Joe’s frozen deserts. From New York style O.G. cheesecake to finger cake confections, this episode is serving layer upon layer of glucose-infused gluttony. Not in our cart but certainly on our minds: The Spice Girls, big sugar and bush honey (yeah, you read that right). 
    In the Cart:
    New York Deli Style Baked Cheesecake
    Strawberry Swirl Cheesecake
    A Dozen Sweet Bites
    Lemon Curd
    Creamed Multi-Floral New Zealand Honey
    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/traderhoes)

    • 35 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
67 Ratings

67 Ratings

sienas_snacks ,

Came for the food stayed for the hosts!

I love love love Trader Joe’s and when I came across this podcast I was so excited to hear reviews of the items since new items come out so often! Buuuut I absolutely love Katie and Evie so much and always love hearing their stories! I feel like they are the kind of people I’d be friends with in real life because we have the same sense of humor! listen to this show!!!

@freerbird ,

Best TJ podcast out there

I mean it combines everything I love. They talk honestly about TJ products, they talk MFM and Potterless. It feels like conversations I have with my best friend about things I find at TJ! You have a fan for life now!

Alice Fitz ,

Easy listening

Recommended by my friend who I talk to daily about food. We share great finds at Trader Joe’s often. This podcasts helps me be more adventurous with trader joe finds. Hilarious and is actually relaxing to listen to as they are just gal pals talking away about delicious food finds.

Top Podcasts In Comedy

Listeners Also Subscribed To