160 episodes

Two Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe's products. New episodes every Monday!

Trader Hoes Trader Hoes

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 71 Ratings

Two Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe's products. New episodes every Monday!

    Ciao For Now

    Ciao For Now

    Well, Hoes, here we are. The final-ish episode of Trader Hoes. But before we embark on our bye-atus, we took a stumble down memory lane, aided by a few drinks recommended by you and a possible Penis Truck sighting.
    Thank you, Hoes, for the recommendations, the messages, the support, and just for sticking with us through the years. We couldn’t have done any of this without you. 
    Until next time, #BBPP365.  
    🛒 In the cart: 
    Añejo Tequila Laurent Reverdy Sancerre Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/traderhoes)

    • 30 min
    Hot Hoes

    Hot Hoes

    It's our second to last episode, which means there's just enough time to squeeze in a special guest appearance from the Trader Bros (aka our partners)!  It's a Hot Ones inspired showcase of Trader Joe's spicy sauces so get ready feel the (heart)burn. 

    In the cart:
    Tamarind Sauce 
    Green Dragon Hot Sauce
    Peri Peri Sauce
    Chili Pepper Sauce
    Jalapeño Hot Sauce
    Habañero Hot Sauce 

    Not in the cart, but worth considering: 
    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/traderhoes)

    • 38 min
    Savory Request

    Savory Request

    This week, we’re leaving it all on the table, including grandma. We tackle our InstaHoes’ savory suggestions, repay them by completely butchering their names, and walk away with a few new favorites. Not on the menu but certainly on our minds: Shrinky Dinks, a Trader Joe’s and Jack in the Box mashup, noods, and Katie’s love of uncooked rolled oats. 
    🛒 In the cart: 
    Cheeseburger burrito  Cascatelli Pasta Italian Style Meatballs Rosemary Croissant Coutons Bulgogi Beef Fried Rice with Kimchi Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/traderhoes)

    • 33 min


    It is with heavy hearts and full carts that we announce the end of Trader Hoes will be coming at the end of this month. It probably won’t be goodbye for forever, but it is ciao for now. 
    We thank every one of you for tuning in each Monday and celebrating the best grocery store that ever existed with us. It’s been in incredible ride, and we’re honored you were a part of it. 
    But we’re not done just yet! Another thank you to everyone who suggested some final items for us to try over the next few weeks. We’re kicking off this sunset tour with some sweet treats and one of the biggest surprises in Trader Hoes history. Not on the menu, but certainly on our minds: Katie’s diagnosis from a college professor, Paul Hollywood’s judgment, and eating a hug (that apparently has a creepy child voice.) 
    Bonus: Take a shot every time Katie describes something as “elevated.”  
    🛒 In the cart: 
    Chocolatey Cats Cookies For PeopleSpeculoos Crunchy Cookie Butter SpreadSesame Honey AlmondsChocolate Hold the Dairy Mini Coconut Non-Dairy Frozen Dessert ConesChocolate and Almond Croissants Support the show

    • 46 min
    Basket Case: The Library Is Open

    Basket Case: The Library Is Open

    Get your bifocals ready, Hoes. We're about to read our favorite but flawed grocery store like never before. While we may not be at RuPaul's Drag Race level, we do dig into everything from recalls to copywriting to commitment-phobia. Because after all, we've spent years supporting Trader Joe's, so a little tough love is in order.  
    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/traderhoes)

    • 14 min
    Spicy Takes

    Spicy Takes

    Trader Joes's is bringing the heat and these Hoes are here for it. From a savory salsa to buffalo style almonds, Katie and Evie explore TJ's newest spicy items. Not on the menu but certainly on their minds: extreme squeams, saguaro cacti,  and is buffalo having a moment?

    In the cart:
    Buffalo Style Seasoned Almonds
    Guajillo Salsa
    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/traderhoes)

    • 31 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
71 Ratings

71 Ratings

LizRoyer ,


I have been listening to several episodes every day. I love their humor and light hearted vibe. This is exactly what I need.

sienas_snacks ,

Came for the food stayed for the hosts!

I love love love Trader Joe’s and when I came across this podcast I was so excited to hear reviews of the items since new items come out so often! Buuuut I absolutely love Katie and Evie so much and always love hearing their stories! I feel like they are the kind of people I’d be friends with in real life because we have the same sense of humor! listen to this show!!!

@freerbird ,

Best TJ podcast out there

I mean it combines everything I love. They talk honestly about TJ products, they talk MFM and Potterless. It feels like conversations I have with my best friend about things I find at TJ! You have a fan for life now!

Top Podcasts In Comedy

Morbid Network | Wondery
Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett
YMH Studios
Team Coco & Earwolf
Bill Maher

You Might Also Like

Trader Joe's
Bon Appétit
Lisa Lillien
Stephanie Soo & Ramble
Exactly Right