Trader Hoes

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Two Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe's products. New episodes every Monday!

  1. 21H AGO

    Wake and Break

    Time is a construct, so the Hoes are digging into breakfast for dinner this week. But why stop at challenging the self-inflicted limitations of time? Katie and Evie also question what can realistically (and safely) be car food, if humans really need silverware, and how long is too long in the microwave. In the cart: Breakfast Bowl Tortilla Española Spicy Spuds• Bubble Waffles

    26 min

  2. APR 20

    Impulse Buys

    Trader Joe's set the trap, and we walked right into it. This week, we've reviewing those items near the checkout that just happen to make their way into your cart at the last minute. For better or worse. We also squeeze in whether clones celebrate birthdays, the possible familial relations of Betty Crocker and Betsy Ross, and a gummy bear situation that's definitely not safe for work. In the cart: Celebration Cake PretzelsCheery Lemon Animal Crackers Sour Strawberry Candy BeltsMilk Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears Candy

    23 min

  3. APR 13

    Flavor Blasted

    The Hoes are hitting the snack aisle once again to try Trader Joe's much talked about ranch rolls (their name, not Joe's). While they're there, they'll also have a chance to sing about buffalo popcorn and talk new nut merch. In the cart: Ranch Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips Buffalo Ranch Popcorn Chile Lime Flavored Fried Pork Rinds Garlic Butter Nut Mix

    22 min

  4. APR 6

    Jambalaya Fusolloni

    The Hoe's are hitting up Trader Joe's frozen pasta, and that's if you use the "pasta" verrry loosely. Of course eating endless amounts of carbs isn't their only skillset – these Hoes can also name your baby, pack your suitcase and tell you where to build your next Trader Joes. In the cart: JambalayaSpicy Farfalle Pasta with Italian Chicken SausageGarlicky PastaSpicy Alfredo Fusilloni Pasta

    37 min

  5. MAR 30

    Juiced & Jacked

    This week, the Hoes thought that they found one of TJ’s best-kept secrets in the refrigerated smoothies. But some secrets should never be told. They’re also blending in Evie’s new rap name, Katie’s fear of jacked-up babies, and the love story between bananas and nuts.  In the cart:  Organic Coconut SmoothieBanana & Almond Butter Protein SmoothieVanilla Almond Spiced Chai Protein SmoothieChocolate Almond Protein Smoothie

    26 min

  6. MAR 23

    An Insult to Pizza

    Can you believe i?, The Hoes are cooking! Ok technically, they’re just warming up frozen pizzas but the bar is extremely low these Hoes and apparently even lower for some of these Trader Joes pies. In the cart: Tarte au Brie et aux Tomates Tarte d'Alsace with Ham, Onions, and Gruyere Burrata, Prosciutto and Arugula Flatbread BBQ Chicken Pizza

    31 min

  7. MAR 16

    Noodle Units

    This week, the Hoes are shaking this up with a few of Trader Joe's newer pre-made pasta salads. After removing the sauce packets from the tiny plastic containers, they also fit in the concept for a new crime-fighting pasta show for kids, why Katie could never commit a crime, and the Cucumber Wetness Spectrum. In the cart: Lemon Basil Pasta SaladChickpea Kale And Crispy Red Rice SaladPeanut Udon Noodle SaladKorean Style Bibim-Guksu

    33 min

  8. MAR 9

    I Scream for A/C

    It was 91 degrees in February and the Hoes are coping with some new frozen favorites from Trader Joe’s. If you love instant affagato, pistachio having its moment, super-sized macrons, and unpacking Katie’s pigeon trauma, then you’re in for a treat, Hoes. In the cart: 2 Affogatos Vanilla Non-Dairy Frozen Desserts Macaron Ice Cream Sandwiches Italian Pistachio & Fior di Latte Gelato Style Frozen Dessert Calamansi & Mango Sorbet

    35 min
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Two Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe's products. New episodes every Monday!

Information

  • Creator
    Trader Hoes
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    177
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Trader Hoes
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