Works Every Time

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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

2D AGO

We're Already China (feat. Kurt Metzger)

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW KURT: https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:50 Kurt knows pyramids 00:05:58 Mormons made hanta 00:08:17 Mormons are feds and UFO's 00:14:39 In 1492 Turkey saved a bunch of Jews 00:24:25 Are nukes really that bad? 00:29:06 America won the roast of Kevin Hart 00:32:50 Women Talking 00:36:03 Interdimensional sex tourists 00:45:03 We're already China 00:51:19 Chinese robo-cops 00:54:55 Climate change is done 00:58:44 Mystics are always sus 01:03:53 Weed makes you unprogrammable ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass @kurtmetzgercomedy #podcast #comedy

1h 7m
MAY 18

The TRUTH About the Roast of Kevin Hart (feat. Joke WRLD)

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW JAKE:https://www.instagram.com/joke.wrld/https://www.youtube.com/@JokeWRLDTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:40 Jake comes in hot00:07:02 Beef squashed00:10:22 Dave Chappelle's Summer Camp00:14:13 Louis CK leaks00:16:47 Comedy is mainstream00:18:33 Busboys: A New Hope00:22:28 Politics at the Kevin Hart Roast00:27:41 Lizzo crushed it00:30:56 How to make a Joke WRLD video00:34:07 Sports Center of comedy00:37:24 Jake's throwing a comedy festival00:43:26 Joke WRLD is just facts00:50:20 Getting bumped at the Hans Kim van mic00:57:22 Jake fumbled his Ron White interview______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass @JokeWRLD #podcast #comedy

1h 3m
MAY 12

Golfologist Explains Best Substance to Golf On (feat. Brent Gill)

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW BRENT: https://www.instagram.com/iambrentgill/ https://www.instagram.com/holehecklers/ https://www.instagram.com/goodsession.comedy/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:26 Feet pics on Patreon 00:04:53 The Study of Omelets 00:06:29 Brent is a golfologist 00:12:26 Why can't we have drugs in sports 00:15:44 Lizzo ruined the flute 00:19:15 Drinking at work 00:24:33 Volkswagen's numbers were exaggerated 00:32:58 Markus wants to live at a Champs 00:37:01 Brent mixed up black guys twice 00:43:13 Justin got Markus a gift 00:47:55 Bit Pitch LIVE @ the Sydney Opera House ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

1h 4m
MAY 4

Dream Star Wars Blunt Rotation

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:36 It's Markus' day 00:04:40 Star Wars women 00:08:52 Dream Star Wars blunt rotation 00:14:30 This. Is. Pod-casting! 00:17:37 Markus brought toys 00:19:53 WET Sports: The Cowboys will be good this year 00:25:45 Impressions vs accents 00:27:30 Phil-losiphy with Phillip 00:30:59 Phil and Justin have the same therapist 00:35:07 Justin's in his Attitude Era 00:40:05 Steve Harvey in white face 00:43:36 Bit Pitch hosted by Steve Harvey 00:58:54 Markus' relapse ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

1h 4m
APR 27

Origin Stories with Getter and Michael Ridley

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW MICHAEL https://www.instagram.com/ridleysweaty/ https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelRidleyComedy FOLLOW GETTER https://www.instagram.com/getter/ https://www.youtube.com/@getter http://youtube.com/@terrorreid THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:12 WETter Pod 00:02:56 Japan is racist 00:05:05 Mike got deported to Japan as a kid (he's not Japanese) 00:07:12 We almost lost Justin in Michigan 00:08:40 Getter in Japan 00:10:00 Sound competitions 00:11:59 Michael's best Optimus Prime impression 00:13:38 Michael and Terror went to high school together 00:16:12 Red Dead Redemption on Epstein's Island 00:17:57 We should not be flying 00:21:37 Petty cabs are a scam 00:23:19 Hookers and gummies 00:26:39 Queef tricks 00:28:58 A stripper ulted on Michael 00:32:57 Michael was raised by 3 strippers and uncle jimmy 00:38:26 Pedo Beat Down (Jimmy's Story) 00:42:40 Pouya's pitbull 00:46:03 We're gonna be cool rich people 00:53:20 Smelling Japan in your Gameboy 00:55:17 I want my bowling ball to smell like a Mexican house 00:58:55 The worst song in the world 01:02:31 If Rick Rubin produced every song 01:05:05 Growing up on dad rock 01:07:13 Gangnam Style ruined Michael's life 01:11:25 Gay Ikea sneak peak ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass @MichaelRidleyComedy @getter @terrorreid #podcast #comedy

1h 14m
APR 20

American Returns from Paris with Thoughts (feat. Matty Stu)

AUSTIN COMEDY HOME RUN DERBY https://youtu.be/jowHCVf5mkw?si=ZBXez23fT6HuCutq MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW MATTY https://www.youtube.com/@MattyStuComedy https://www.instagram.com/mattystuuu/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:38 Tropical drunk is the best drunk 00:07:53 Phil's mom calls in 00:11:34 Matty left his wife on the honeymoon 00:15:41 Justin's buttons 00:21:53 Cake or pie? 00:27:15 European Zyns hit different 00:29:32 Justin tried out for Matty's next baseball video 00:39:59 Justin in public 00:44:14 Phil's a bowler now 00:48:24 Matty is in his prime 00:53:19 Justin almost died playing NFL blitz 00:55:31 Bit Pitch LIVE @ Madison Square Garden 01:12:09 Talking sh*t about the French ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass @MattyStuComedy #podcast #comedy

1h 15m
APR 14

Mike Found the Best Cannoli in New York City

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW MIKE https://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/ https://www.youtube.com/@mikeiseaton https://mikeiseaton.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:51 Dimassis drama 00:02:16 Mike's got swagyu 00:06:45 Justin hates baseball bats 00:11:13 Mike's journey to find the best cannoli in New York City 00:20:20 The best tamales in the world 00:23:46 Best food deals in Austin 00:27:44 Is Markus the WORST customer? 00:34:00 New American food 00:38:53 Astronauts made Mike cry 00:40:39 Why do Germans love gross p*rn? 00:48:43 Justin got kid mogged 00:52:51 We all became our uncles 00:55:52 Snickers Salad is midwestern culture 00:59:40 Last Year This Week - Kill Tony stories 01:04:42 Justin's rebrand ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass @mikeiseaton #podcast #comedy

1h 12m
APR 6

Everything is Legal in Michigan (feat. Jake Steers)

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW JAKE https://www.instagram.com/jakesteerscomedy/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:34 We drove 25hrs to Michigan 00:08:03 Phil had never seen a basement before 00:09:41 Gambling in Detroit 00:13:20 Michigan dispensaries are crazy 00:15:06 Why everyone in Michigan has a drinking problem 00:18:54 Justin got sexually harassed night 1 of the festival 00:23:24 The alphabet game is bad podcasting 00:24:59 Justin's pheromones are off the charts 00:29:27 Markus forfeited the Roast Battle day 2 00:33:54 Justin's family heckled him at every show 00:38:06 We went to Opening Day in Detroit 00:42:11 Midwesterners drink different 00:43:53 Markus won the comedy rumble day 3 00:45:46 Day 4: The Great Flood 00:49:00 C*m basement 00:53:41 Jake's favorite thing about Michigan 00:58:07 Phil's favorite thing about Michigan ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

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02/25/2025

The Grabes

Yalls friend Gariet at Jack Allen’s told us about yalls show! Adding yall to our podroll! Had no idea about March 14 steak and a BJ! Keep sharing! Are any of yall single- we would love to interview you for our show!
Well well well.

05/20/2024

trilldaddy0189

For almost 2 decades now the podcast industry has been what some may considered to be a stagnant and an uncreative market, but thank God these three boys have thrown a figurative M80 into the pond to disrupt the stillness that was the podcast industry.
Goofy and genuine

03/25/2024

Drobro710

Love this podcast so much, it’s a lot of fun! Always good for a laugh and look forward to seeing what these knuckle heads get into every week!

The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

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Works Every Time

We're Already China (feat. Kurt Metzger)

The TRUTH About the Roast of Kevin Hart (feat. Joke WRLD)

Golfologist Explains Best Substance to Golf On (feat. Brent Gill)

Dream Star Wars Blunt Rotation

Origin Stories with Getter and Michael Ridley

American Returns from Paris with Thoughts (feat. Matty Stu)

Mike Found the Best Cannoli in New York City

Everything is Legal in Michigan (feat. Jake Steers)

Love from Adjacent Podcast

Well well well.

Goofy and genuine

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We're Already China (feat. Kurt Metzger)

The TRUTH About the Roast of Kevin Hart (feat. Joke WRLD)

Golfologist Explains Best Substance to Golf On (feat. Brent Gill)

Dream Star Wars Blunt Rotation

Origin Stories with Getter and Michael Ridley

American Returns from Paris with Thoughts (feat. Matty Stu)

Mike Found the Best Cannoli in New York City

Everything is Legal in Michigan (feat. Jake Steers)

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