Works Every Time

The Algorithm Made Us Cry

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:03:28 It's hot

00:08:10 The aftermath of 4th of July case race

00:14:22 Would you purge?

00:18:16 We found the real Love Island

00:24:13 4 midg*ts race a camel

00:25:05 FIFA red card scandal

00:29:10 The failed 250 state fair

00:36:31 Bit Pitch @ the 249th P Terry's

00:46:07 Jew or Goy?

00:48:14 An interview with Phillip Garcia

00:51:38 Justin saw a zombie

00:53:59 Phil's Larry David moment

00:57:02 Technology bad

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