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Is there a right way to quit? Not technically. But is there a wrong way? Without a doubt. 

This episode we unpack the life and crimes of Lizzo aka Melissa Vivienne Jefferson.

Like the time she allegedly forged a DNA test, blasted a delivery driver and the more serious (and way less funny) accusation of creating a hostile work environment. 

And we assign charges and sentences to the flautist turned pop star. FYI - flautist is a professional flute player (thanks Google).

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

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CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
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Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from. 

Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of culturally appropriation.  

And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!You can share your lazy gewl story here.

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LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED:Pete "Slippery Slope" Evans (Part 1)Pete "Activated" Evans (Part 2)Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" BloomJustin "Left His Pet Monkey In Germany" BieberSelena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” Gomez

CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
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Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly). 

Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp Rock 2. 

From the purity ring drama, to his divorce to Sophie Turner we assign charges and sentences... but will Joe have his cake (by the ocean) and eat it to. 

LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED:7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” HeavenTaylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)Demi “Always Be Fighting” LovatoSelena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” GomezMiley "That Open Letter" Cyrus

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CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
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Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ. 

From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale. 

So is being a genius a crime or a point of diversity? And why hasn't Howard Stern visited the Cancelled courtroom yet? (Great questions). 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED: Matt "Thinks He's Too Good Looking" RifeBen "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" AffleckDakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson

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CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
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Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom. 

From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-daughter.

But are the sentences too harsh? Or should we "leave her alone, she's asleep"?

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!

WANT MORE? LISTEN TO THIS: Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" GreyBradley "You've Never Even Met Him" CooperRobert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson

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CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
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Fact: A Star Is Born slaps. Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro. 

Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga. 

From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs and being a bad kisser (allegedly) we unpack the life and crimes of a man who still lives with his mother (fact). 

And ask the question: is there such thing as being too earnest? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

LOVED THIS EPISODE? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO: Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" StoneSex And The “Carrie Is A Terrible Friend” CityJim "You Never Go Full Method" CarreyLeonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprioAnne “The Oscars That Went Terribly Wrong” HathawayJennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” LawrenceDid Bradley Cooper Really Just Destroy His Oscar Chances?

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CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.