When life hands you lemons, put nine in a bowl. And while there are four franchises on air - and only one season giving full sour mode - Sarah realizes now is the perfect time to turn that citrus into a seltzer spritz. After quenching her thirst for a more organized stream of thought, she Zooms up one of her Bravoholic besties to mention it all: New York Times bestselling author and podcaster, Michael Arceneaux. Over the course of this double episode, Sarah and Michael deep dive an inconsistent tone policing amongst the RHONY cast and audience, social media narratives post-ep (a particularly explosive one, natch), Erin/Carole/Daisy v. Jessel/Sai/Hailey/Erika, how Millicent would fare in NY, panic at the disco between the majority of the cast and Lisa and Meredith, who best fits "hypocrisy and BS" amongst the cast, Tia's reaction to the rumors about her husband (and what she's said about the current status of her friendships with Stacey and Gizelle), Ashley's schadenfreude, Vicki and Tamra's argument about parenting/alienated relationships with kids, Shannon and Tamra's temporary truce, and more. Beware the Ides of March, and ideas of Erin - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 842! Part 1! Buy Michael's Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B07CHSDFRL?ccs_id=2e05bd64-135c-4f4e-ae32-6fb1200e0c58 Thank You to AG's Sponsors! CBDfx: Get 40% off your first order with code ANDYSGIRLS at cbdfx.com Fabletics: Go to Fabletics.com/ANDYSGIRLS and sign up as a VIP to get 80% everything Grow Therapy: Go to GrowTherapy.com/ANDYSGIRLS to get started Happy Mammoth: Get 15% off your entire first order with code ANDYSGIRLS at HappyMammoth.com Knix: Go to Knix.com and use code ANDYSGIRLS FOR 20% off Mint Mobile: Go to MintMobile.com/ANDYSGIRLS Quince: Go to Quince.com/ANDYSGIRLS for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/gcns6fde #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement, for Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations: Standing Together: Standing Together is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible. Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.