Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Be Afraid

What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the eff out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days, they play a game to determine whether or not they would #StayAlive at the end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  1. 4h ago

    Ep. 416 The Mummy, Part 1: “The Tale Of Losin’ Yourself In The Music. The Moment. You Own It. You Better Never Let It Go…”

    Ket tells Kim about Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, not to be confused with the Brendan Fraser sex-fest from the 90s. This one appears to have been Kim’s limit. And suddenly, Creepy Crapbags look a lot less creepy and a lot less containing-of-much crap. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out which song will be replacing “You Are My Sunshine” as Rami’s lullaby. Writer/Dir. Lee Cronin Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Major Slayage Crossover Event! Buffy the Vampire Slayer S4E6 "Wild at Heart" featuring special guest KIM BURNS! https://youtu.be/Wrf6lj9x5qs Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. Jul 29

    Ep. 415 Crawl, Part 2: “The Tale of Ket Getting Gatored and Tatored”

    Ep. 415 Crawl, Part 2: “The Tale of Ket Getting Gatored and Tatored” Kim finishes traumatizing Ket for our Summer Horror Series by putting her in the water with some big ole’ boy gators this time. Listen, it doesn’t go much better for Ket in part 2 either. Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Crawl. Dir. Alexandre Aja Writers Michael Rasmussen, Shawn Rasmussen Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. Jul 22

    Ep. 414 Crawl, Part 1: “The Tale of Ket Getting Gatored and Tatored”

    Kim tells Ket our next Patreon pick for our Summer Horror Series. Boy, oh, boy! Sammies sure love torturing Ket with water ghouls, don’t they? Between the heat, perimenopause, water trauma and Kim NOT explicitly telling Ket to put her brain hat on… hopes are low. Stay tuned next week to see Ket get croc’ed and rocked. Dir. Alexandre Aja Writers Michael Rasmussen, Shawn Rasmussen Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. Jul 21

    Major Slayage Bonus: Buffy the Vampire Slayer S4E6 "Wild at Heart" Recap & Review featuring KIM BURNS!

    We are joined once again (as we are for episode 6 of every season) by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ket's co-host from KIM & KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE! This week is an emotional roller coaster -- Kim is mad that we made her watch a sad episode instead of a silly romp like before, both Kim & Ket have VERY strong feelings about a certain little housebroken homewrecker... and the phrase "dumb dog bone bitch" gets said no less than 800 million times! We break it all down on this week's Major Slayage. For the full effect (including episode clips & visual gags) check this episode out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Wrf6lj9x5qs?si=IJazyeIHxLnvt2NQ Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive & react to every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It’s chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny. Stake that subscribe button for more biting commentary, and takes that are hotter than the Hellmouth. New episodes every Monday! Support us on Patreon for Watch Alongs, Minisodes, and more! Only $5 a month! http://www.patreon.com/MajorSlayage Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4Agyucq7JOgynbACBGWe7k Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/major-slayage-ket-arik-rewatch-buffy-the-vampire-slayer/id1823135778 Check out our other show KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE! (co-starring Ket & Kim Burns and produced by Arik) https://www.kimandketstayalive.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Major Slayage Bonus: Buffy the Vampire Slayer S4E6 "Wild at Heart" Recap & Review featuring KIM BURNS!

  5. Jul 15

    Ep. 413 In a Violent Nature, Part 2: “The Tale of Baby’s First Kill”

    Ket finishes telling Kim about In a Violent Nature starring, well, kind of Kim, at this point. The competition to see who has the most creative, gory, resourceful and efficient kills is well on its way and Kim is REALLY giving Johnny a run for his locket! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will kill or be killed in In a Violent Nature. Writer/Dir. Chris Nash Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. Jul 8

    Ep. 412 In A Violent Nature, Part 1: “The Tale of Baby’s First Kill”

    Kicking off our “Summer Horror Series,” voted on by our Sammies on Patreon, Ket tells Kim about In a Violent Nature. The game takes a different turn where Kim will go head to head with a Jason-y type guy in a competition to see who will have the most creative kill. Points are judged on a 4-point rubric. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what Kim does to everyone’s butt line. Written/Dir. Chris Nash Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. Jul 1

    Ep. 411 The Call, Part 2: “The Tale of the Versatility of a Fire Extinguisher”

    Kim finishes telling Ket about The Call. In the second half, Young-Sook joins forces with Old-Sook and Demetery the Cemetery man. Once again, Kim has gotten Ket all taggled up in some time travel debacle. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket and will live or die in The Call. Dir. Chung-Hyun Lee Writers Sergio Casci, Chung-Hyun Lee Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. Jun 24

    Ep. 410 The Call, Part 1: “The Tale of the Versatility of a Fire Extinguisher”

    Kim tells Ket about The Call, starring Park Shin-hye and Jeon Jong-seo. It never bodes well for Ket’s survival when Kim has to ardently implore Ketryn to turn her brain on and keep it on because this is a doozy! So, please eat your tuna sandwich in private and stay tuned for part 2 where we avenge the Strawberry Victim! Dir. Chung-Hyun Lee Writers Sergio Casci, Chung-Hyun Lee Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the eff out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days, they play a game to determine whether or not they would #StayAlive at the end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Be Afraid
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    480
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
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