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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Be Afraid

What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the eff out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days, they play a game to determine whether or not they would #StayAlive at the end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Ep. 410 The Call, Part 1: “The Tale of the Versatility of a Fire Extinguisher”

    3d ago

    Ep. 410 The Call, Part 1: “The Tale of the Versatility of a Fire Extinguisher”

    Kim tells Ket about The Call, starring Park Shin-hye and Jeon Jong-seo. It never bodes well for Ket’s survival when Kim has to ardently implore Ketryn to turn her brain on and keep it on because this is a doozy! So, please eat your tuna sandwich in private and stay tuned for part 2 where we avenge the Strawberry Victim! Dir. Chung-Hyun Lee Writers Sergio Casci, Chung-Hyun Lee Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 16m

  2. Jun 17

    Ep. 409 Hokum, Part 2: “The Tale of Yet Another Pair of Chains”

    Ket finishes telling Kim about Hokum, starring Adam Scott and Demon Jerry’s new best friend… Jerry. In the second half, the results of the eternal question of ‘how many chains are in the room with us right now’ is revealed. Ket also has to break it to Kim that she does not have faith she would survive a jump out of the back of a van in the UK. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Hokum. Writer/Dir. Damian McCarthy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 19m

  3. Jun 10

    Ep. 408 Hokum: “The Tale of Yet Another Pair of Chains”

    Ket tells Kim about the newly released, already classic, Hokum, starring Adam Scott looking quite unlike melty dough. The girls now know to expect a couple things from Damien McCarthy. One, there will be an indeterminate amount of chains. Two, there will be bunnies and they will be creepy. The girls were also very happy to get a visit from another Jerry that they’d love to set up with demon Jerry for a play date. Stay tuned for part 2 where we find out who the true evil jerk of the story is. Writer/Director: Damien McCarthy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 26m

  4. Jun 3

    Ep. 407 Totally Killer, Part 2: “The Tale of Out-of-Shape Animatronics”

    Kim continues telling Ket about Totally Killer. Kim and Ket have always had a lot to say about the sensibilities of the 80s and this movie vindicates almost all of them. So, get bent! You know who else can get bent? Podcasters, amiright!? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Totally Killer. Dir. Nahnatchka Kahn Writers David Matalon, Sasha Perl-Raver, Jen D’Angelo Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 35m

  5. May 27

    Ep. 406 Totally Killer, Part 1: “The Tale of Out-of-Shape Animatronics”

    Kim tells Ket about the time travel romp Totally Killer starring Keirnan McKenna Shipka Grace. The Sweet 16 Killer terrorizes in two separate time periods! Yet in each of them, water beds (or as Kim says “wooder beds”) and animatronics, regardless of what kind of shape they’re in, remain scarier. Stay tuned for part 2 to learn whether or not we can trust the WiFi.  Dir. Nahnatchka Kahn Writers David Matalon, Sasha Perl-Raver, Jen D’Angelo Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 52m

  6. May 20

    Ep. 405 Send Help, Part 2: “The Tale of Completely Justifiable Decisions”

    Ket finishes telling Kim about the feel-good, feminist romp, Send Help. All the girls have to say is… good for her. They’ve also solidified that Ketryn is significantly more likely to eat another human being than she is to work in corporate. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Send Help. Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min

  7. May 13

    Ep. 404 Send Help, Part 1: “The Tale of Completely Justifiable Decisions”

    Ket tells Kim part 1 of Send Help, starring Rachel McAdams, in the role of lifetime. The most shocking part of this film was the lack of mouth horror from good ole’ Mr. Raimi. Oh, don’t worry! There was plenty of horror… most of it corporate. Stay tuned for part 2 of Send Help, next week! Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 30m

  8. May 6

    Ep. 403 Run, Part 2: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”

    Kim finishes telling Ket about Part 2 of Run starring HRH Sarah Paulson. Things are getting reeeeeally “munchy” over here. Kim continues to advocate for Ketryn to be a cop… in TV and film only. Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Run. Dir. Aneesh Chaganty Writers Aneesh Chaganty, Sev Ohanian Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 8m
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What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the eff out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days, they play a game to determine whether or not they would #StayAlive at the end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Be Afraid
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    473
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
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    Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
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    Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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