Not That Damn Show

Muscatello Media Network
Muscatello Media Network
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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

  1. Sep 29

    The Gang Jerks It for Jesus | Ep 121

    We turned a perfectly normal Christian debt relief commercial into “Jerking It for Jesus,” so that should give you a pretty accurate idea of how today’s show went. Stroke gets a new job, Jenn joins the Cockgobblers’ Book Club, Mikey’s just surprised we even did a show, and one listener absolutely murders Ian in the comments without Ian even being there to defend himself. Then Jenn brings us a Converse ad people thought looked like the KKK, a cheating car influencer whose affair ended in a flaming McLaren, 2,000 pounds of meth stuffed inside fake cabbage, and Bubbles, a dolphin who chases fish until they puke so he can eat it. Finally Mikey explains how Hollywood is apparently full of steroids, cocaine, drug handlers, celebrities who smell like shit and enough herpes to rename Los Angeles “Herpeswood.” Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 You already listen to this garbage voluntarily. You might as well wear the evidence in public. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩Got something deeply questionable you need off your chest? Dump it on us anonymously so we can make terrible decisions with it later. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review so rich celebrities with hobby podcasts don’t completely bury us. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, including all the faces you miss when somebody says something they absolutely should not have said. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT-That-Damn-Show America-Loudest-Podcast Jerking-It-for-Jesus Christian-debt-relief Green-For-A-Day Green-Day-tribute Cosmic-Brownies Cockgobblers-Book-Club Aftershock ADA-access Ian-comments GTA-6 Florida-man Converse-ad KKK-Converse-ad Sydney-Sweeney car-influencer McLaren-crash cheating-husband meth-cabbage DEA-meth-bust fake-cabbage Bubbles-dolphin vomiting-dolphin kleptoparasitism airport-malaria Windows-poor Hollywood-secrets paparazzi reality-TV Hollywood-steroids celebrity-Ozempic nepo-babies MTV-Cribs Pimp-My-Ride Hollywood-cocaine celebrity-drug-handlers smelly-celebrities rock-stars Hollywood-herpes Herpeswood genital-herpes celebrity-secrets comedy-podcast

    The Gang Jerks It for Jesus | Ep 121

  2. Sep 24

    The Gang Hates Mandatory Fun | EP 120

    Jenn’s ass loses a fight with a pair of pants, while Stroke’s ass brings home $220. Ian wants to know why adults are still advertising “it’s complicated” on Facebook, which is a brave conversation to have immediately before Mikey explains why his wife went to eye surgery without him. The crew promptly blames the listeners for needing a podcast so badly. Then they judge two actual criminal cases in Digital Dick of the Week, because apparently these four are qualified to assess other people’s decisions. Unpopular opinions turn Disneyland into an argument, drag up the horrors of company field day, and end with Mikey complimenting the presentation of an unsolicited dick pic. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Wear the shirt. Let people know what they’re dealing with before the conversation starts. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Give the crew something worse than their own decisions to talk about. Confess the part you normally edit out. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review. Arguing with the crew in your car does not count as audience feedback. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Watch the uncensored video on Patreon. Some of these opinions deserve eye contact. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn coccyx Aftershock ICP Faygo Hard Rock Casino toilet gambling Christian debt relief Facebook relationship status Teams invite Mandy eye procedure weed delivery Grand Theft Auto self checkout fax machines wedding garter birthday songs oyster mascot Boardwalk karaoke Digital Dick Tiffany Booze Anthony Gordon unpopular opinions The Dark Knight Disneyland California Adventure airplane seats company field day Corvettes chocolate ice cream Pizookie cover bands original music I Prevail Michael Myers Jason Voorhees unsolicited dick pics hot dog bun Jeep ducks

    The Gang Hates Mandatory Fun | EP 120

  3. Sep 22

    The Gang Finds a Hooker | Ep 119

    We started this week by explaining why getting four adults with jobs, kids, side hustles, health stuff and actual lives together twice a week is harder than it sounds. Somehow that turned into us becoming televangelists, offering miracle water, talking OnlyFans economics, and learning that one of the Dammits is allegedly a prostitute. Then came confessions. A guy claims he tells women a shark took one of his testicles. Somebody tasted their own semen more than once. Another listener says they physically cannot poop while listening to us, which is how the Poopedia Podcast was born. Florida Man then completely ruined whatever dignity was left with a mother and son incest arrest, a woman charged after surveillance footage involving the family dog, and one genuinely organized drug dealer who at least understood customer loyalty. We also brought back vaguebooking and ended with a Digital Dump featuring Massengill, a baseball to the face, and a pastor explaining “packing another man’s doo-doo.” Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕You’ve already made questionable choices by listening to us. You might as well dress accordingly. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Lost a testicle to a shark? Tasted something you absolutely shouldn’t have? F**k it, confess anonymously and let us make it worse. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. Help prove there are enough damaged people out there to keep this thing alive. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video on Patreon includes all the faces you probably wish you hadn’t seen during these conversations. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Patreon podcast OnlyFans influencer internet porn Eargasm earplugs confessions anonymous confessions Poopedia poop podcast Tinder shark testicle semen Florida Man Florida incest mother son incest family dog bestiality drug dealer loyalty cards Minnesota California license plates vaguebooking Facebook posts Digital Dump Massengill commercial SNL Price Is Right Pastor Manning Disney influencers karaoke Sacramento comedy podcast funny podcast Florida news weird news intrusive thoughts

    The Gang Finds a Hooker | Ep 119

  4. Sep 15

    The Gang Hates Flock Cameras | Ep 118

    If you think hating pickles is grounds for removal from a podcast, congratulations, you're already more reasonable than us. Stroke somehow turns a haunted hotel story into admitting he can't have sex during Forensic Files, Ian declares war on a Panama City Beach cook named Scott over coleslaw and incorrectly sauced wings, and Florida Man shows up in his underwear hurling beef sticks at a Waffle House. Then Jen brings us Pornhub comments from people named Cooter Destroyer and Semen Demon, which naturally leads into a much less funny conversation with Rick about Flock cameras, license-plate tracking, Stingrays, and how much of your life can apparently be mapped without you asking for any of it. We also learn that "cream rinse" sounds filthy, jumping spiders may have souls, and apparently the proper response to modern technology is using AI every day while simultaneously being terrified it's going to destroy civilization. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Your wardrobe has been behaving entirely too respectfully. Fix that shit here: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something you'd never admit with your actual name attached? Excellent. Dump your terrible decisions on us anonymously: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, and leave a review so strangers know we're apparently doing this voluntarily. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, because some things really do become worse once you can see everyone's face. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast pickles coffee energy drinks Monster public restrooms pool showers VIP meet and greets mushrooms Gibson Hotel Captain Wood Forensic Files X-Files Patches Pub fish tacos coleslaw garlic parmesan wings Practical Magic 2 Pastors Wife Ray Gun documentary Gen Z quarter till cream rinse threesome jumping spiders Clarence Mountain Yeller Florida Man Waffle House beef sticks HomeGoods stand your ground OnlyFans Pornhub Cooter Destroyer Semen Demon Flock cameras Axon ShotSpotter Stingray license plate readers Big Brother AI ChatGPT privacy surveillance

    The Gang Hates Flock Cameras | Ep 118

  5. Sep 3

    The Gang Discovers Spider D*cks | Ep 117

    There are complaints, and then there’s getting so pissed at a radio host that you handwrite a full-page letter, drive it to the station, and personally deliver the damn thing. Somehow that isn’t even the weirdest part of this show. Stroke starts things off by admitting he complained about his apartment maintenance and apparently got a 75-year-old pool guy fired. Ian gets blamed because karaoke customers keep picking old songs. Then the comments arrive and we’re suddenly debating why women sound like they’re frying chicken when they pee and whether anybody actually farted continuously for two minutes. From there, Rhode Island gets buried in squid, a Maine Coon shows up with 29 toes, and a former fertility patient’s son discovers he has nine half siblings and is biologically related to her doctor. Then somebody asks: Do spiders have dicks? The answer involves pedipalps and “detachable looking face dicks,” because apparently this is educational programming now. Finally, BuzzFeed tells us we’re old and Jenn responds by calling somebody a “nincom-f*****g-poop.” Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy a shirt so strangers can judge you before you even open your mouth. Saves everybody time. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something you absolutely should take to the grave? Perfect. Send it to us instead so we can make it everybody’s problem. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. It takes thirty seconds and helps America's Loudest Podcast continue making discussions about spider genitalia commercially viable. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Hearing this stupidity is one thing. Watching everyone’s faces while it happens is significantly worse. Get the uncensored video on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow 🔎NTDS Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn karaoke hate mail radio Karen TitanFest Aftershock Dolly Parton death pool frying chicken pee Piggly Wiggly fart Squidpocalypse Rhode Island Maine Coon ARCO gas pump fertility doctor spider dicks pedipalps Mel Gibson sign language BuzzFeed videotaping pound sign stewardess supper nincompoop

    The Gang Discovers Spider D*cks | Ep 117

  6. Sep 1

    The Gang Goes to Piggly Wiggly | Ep 116

    The Gang Goes to Piggly Wiggly | Ep 116 Stroke went to Piggly Wiggly for cheap soda and somehow came home with Mountain Yeller, Mr. Pig, and a story about discussing his dick with a stranger in the meat department, so we’re off to a responsible start. Then a robot vacuum catches a wife cheating, the husband somehow ends up in jail, and everybody realizes the technology in their house could probably destroy their life at any moment. Confessions bring us a suspicious two-minute fart, Mikey bathwater, Ian catching strays while he isn’t even there, and a perfectly normal foot fetish discussion that immediately stops being normal. Florida unloads an entire week’s worth of public penis activity before California’s serial butt sniffer returns and Reddit reminds us why anonymous internet access may have been humanity’s biggest administrative error. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Your closet has made enough bad decisions without you. At least make the next one NTDS merch: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something disgusting, embarrassing or morally questionable eating away at you? Dump it on us anonymously so we can make it significantly worse: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. It costs nothing and briefly tricks the algorithm into believing society still values quality programming. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, because some things really do become worse once you can see everybody’s face. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Piggly Wiggly pig piss Mountain Yeller Mr Pig Coke Zero Cherry grocery store robot vacuum cheating wife Taiwan Roomba invasion privacy technology cameras Bluetooth ChatGPT clanker confessions longest fart fart record foot fetish Florida Man indecent exposure drive-by dicking Steak n Shake Ross Dress For Less public masturbation Flock cameras serial butt sniffer Glendale Marshalls Sniff That Ass Reddit hot takes ADHD autism parenting voting IQ test military OBGYN obesity freedom speech

    The Gang Goes to Piggly Wiggly | Ep 116

  7. Aug 25

    The Gang Whips It Out | Ep 115

    Mikey leaves one bad pizza review and wakes up to an apology from the woman who cooked 90 pizzas, so naturally he spends the next few minutes feeling like shit. Ian’s kid nearly passes out from heat exhaustion at school when it feels like 115 degrees outside, and that goes exactly as calmly as you’d expect. Then a verified sugar daddy profile belonging to a radio host we already hate appears, Jessicles delivers “Emergency Jackoff Mode,” and Darth Vader shows up at a San Diego City Council meeting to go after Flock cameras. By the end, we’re teaching people how to fart-bomb memory foam, fake a dropped call with airplane mode, bury vodka before a festival, and apparently solve almost anything by whipping it out. If you take any of that advice, Mikey already warned you: that is your fault. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Before you spend $69 on Shit Shoes, maybe buy something from the people actually keeping this stupid show alive instead. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩If your confession is worse than fart-bombing somebody’s pillow or burying vodka at a festival, congratulations, we probably need to hear it. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review. Mikey is apparently only famous in his own yard, so clearly there’s still work to do. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥The audio people missed the Shit Shoes, Darth Vader and everybody’s faces while this thing completely fell apart. Watch the uncensored video on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show Goodwill bins Whatnot selling Shit Shoes Johnny’s New York Pizzeria pizza review undercooked pizza customer service heat exhaustion Florida school feels like 115 degrees sugar daddy website verified sugar daddy Emergency Jackoff Mode Alaska outhouse Hashimoto’s thyroid disorder WTF News fake 12 year old adoption fraud dodgeball assault Mexican fishermen fishing cooler five days at sea Flock cameras San Diego City Council Darth Vader surveillance cameras Great Advice for S****y People life hacks terrible people memory foam fart bomb airplane mode call failed bar pays Uber home Jehovah’s Witness visits festival vodka Aftershock homeless people baby pictures tri tip Applebee’s Chili’s Goodwill clothing by pound Whatnot show

    The Gang Whips It Out | Ep 115

  8. Aug 18

    The Gang Kink-Shames Jacksonville | Ep 114

    Some a**hole stole nearly two grand from Mikey’s bank account, which means he’s now willing to drink his wife’s bathwater for $1,000 and apparently sell the leftovers in tiny mason jars. We also learned that somebody protects their couch with a handmade sex blanket from Mom, a Florida woman can fit 28 bags of fentanyl inside herself, and Stroke may be one bad paycheck away from FeetFinder. Then Craigslust introduced us to a man searching for a fishing buddy who may occasionally need to f**k his wife, because adult friendships apparently require very specific benefits now. Clearance Carter watched all of this silently and judged us…which, honestly, somebody needed to. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Wear our b******t in public and make strangers question your judgment. Spend irresponsibly here: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Tell us the thing you’re too ashamed to attach your name to. We’ll read it, judge it and possibly ruin it forever: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review so algorithms stop treating us like four people yelling into a condemned basement: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, complete with Clearance Carter, Ian’s pineapple hat and every visual mistake you missed on audio: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Clearance Carter Stroke doll podcast debit card fraud Toyota auto parts card skimmer adult problems hypothetical b*****b sex blanket anonymous confessions pubic hair stolen socks Florida Man fentanyl bags bathwater challenge partner bathwater FeetFinder Craigslist Jacksonville chastity cage public dogging fishing buddy wife swapping titty worship karaoke Enter Sandman California registration digital dump diner video podcast Patreon uncensored comedy podcast dark humor podcast

    The Gang Kink-Shames Jacksonville | Ep 114
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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

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