Not That Damn Show

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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video on Spotify: Subscribe for $3.99/month for video access. 🔥 More everything: Patreon gets you full video episodes, exclusives, bonus content, and extras Spotify doesn’t. ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

  1. 2D AGO

    The Gang gets Censored | Ep 75 (Audio Only)

    in this uncensored episode 2N’s gone for the day, nobody’s fired (probably), and we’re knee-deep in updates about the hooker giveaway poll, the censorship “experiment,” and why some of you freeloaders suddenly hate beeps. We break down the logic behind editing last week’s episode, talk through monetizing without turning into the morning zoo, debate White Chicks 2 like adults who never matured, and casually discuss branding cows while wondering why we don’t have sponsors. Also, yes …. someone’s winning steak money for Steak and a B*****b Day. Listen for the details to win in this episode and go to our our facebook page Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 If you’re gonna represent, represent correctly.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ Got secrets? We like those. Drop it here before you explode: 🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow If you listen every week and still haven’t followed… that’s weird.Fix it:🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds Want the version without the training wheels?🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

    1h 24m

  2. FEB 26

    The Gang is Giving Away a Hooker | Ep 74 (Audio Only)

    The Gang debates giving away a legal Nevada hooker as a prize. Not a joke. Not a bit. An actual poll gets created. They read one-star Bunny Ranch reviews from men mad they only got 15 minutes after negotiating the price down. They argue about whether you can legally shoot a guy jerking off outside your window. (Spoiler: you can’t.) A lawyer jumps in to break down:• Aiding and abetting• Defamation vs opinion• Miranda rights• When you actually have to identify yourself It’s prostitution economics, legal education, and public indecency rage — all in one episode. Welcome to America's Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Buy merch that’ll get you banned from Disneyland🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Confess Something weirdDrop your anonymous confessions. We read everything.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds Want the full video episode? Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

    1h 29m

  3. FEB 24

    The Gang Gets Undicked | Ep 73 (Audio Only)

    A psychic bails. Stroke almost books a flight to Arizona for a $200,000 reward. We legally clarify that we are not responsible for anyone choking during the Steak & BJ giveaway. A tapeworm diet story makes everyone reconsider the dark web. China flexes humanoid kung-fu robots. A dad tracks his 15-year-old to a house party and gets accused of “violating privacy.” Harvard body parts are being sold for profit.  And somehow we end up researching how many midgets are in the United States.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Wear Something That’ll Get You JudgedShirt of the Month is live until it’s not.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Say It AnonymouslyConfess it. We’ll read it. Probably laugh.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Follow it. Subscribe to it. Rate it. Comment on it.Every platform. Don’t half-ass it.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds Full uncensored video episode, bonus segments, voicemails, extra chaos.Join the DPs.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Nancy Guthrie psychic FBI Arizona reward 200000 steak and b*****b giveaway Texas Roadhouse Facebook page contest tapeworm diet pills dark web weight loss pork tapeworm brain cysts China humanoid robots kung fu robots robotics competition Elon Musk robotics suicide pod Switzerland Double Dutch AI screening life insurance life settlements Harvard morgue body parts human skin bookbinding house party teenager location tracking sourdough recipe book Little People of America Dwarf Athletic Association midget street worker Stockton Boulevard Ohio Boy freestyle kangaroo kicking witch spike fence crash digital dump

    1h 35m

  4. FEB 19

    The Gang Realizes None of Them Are Attractive | Ep 72 (Audio only)

    Welcome back to another mind-blowing episode of Not That Damn Show, where someone submits a confession asking for a Fleshlight molded from Ian’s anatomy, they explain how ugly guys somehow land beautiful wives, and Florida Man tries to avoid arrest by identifying himself as George Costanza.  Somewhere in the middle of all that, the show spirals into Craigslust g******g ads, failed radio journalism at a dumpy motel, cupcake assaults, and the realization that facial recognition has officially killed everyone’s chances of getting away with anything ever again.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Buy merch that’ll get you disinvited from family gatherings permanently: 🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Confess Something F****d Up Tell us your secrets. We’re already traumatized anyway: 🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ Follow the show everywhere or continue making terrible life decisions alone: 🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review, and Comment on everything. Yes, everything. Want the full video episode and the stuff we probably shouldn’t be showing anyone?Join the DPs and unlock exclusive content, songs, voicemails, and bonus insanity:🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show random facts contronym capitonym English language Robin Williams improv confession Fleshlight Ian anus goatee tickle nuts charisma dating wives out of your league selling yourself charisma dating advice Epstein files redacted names Florida law death penalty facial recognition arrest George Costanza fake name trespassing warrant resisting arrest Florida Man Baker Act cupcake assault Crime Stoppers reward Bitcoin ransom note Craigslust Las Vegas Harrahs g******g swinger John motel g******g radio interview Craigslist hookup trans girls Craigslist ad boxer briefs free balling Patreon Spotify supporters shirt of the month True Love Doesn’t Knock

    1h 24m

  5. FEB 17

    The Gang Calls the KKK | Ep 71 (Audio Only)

    Ian is “dead.” Or kidnapped. Or at a pegging convention. So naturally we call the KKK to ask how they keep their sheets so white, call the Black Panthers because Stroke found out he’s 1% black, and then pivot into Steak & B*****b Day marketing strategy.  Meanwhile, Michael Jordan is trending for touching a kid at the Daytona 500, scientists are tracking farts with Smart Underwear, Viagra might save your heart, and a Swiss church installed hologram AI Jesus for confessions.  Also: sex toy parties, cooter festivals, frozen tortoises, and the worst Valentine’s Day movie ever made.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast  🇺🇸 👕 Wear Something That doesn’t suck Get your hands on official NOT That Damn Show gear before Reddit writes another essay about it. 🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Got Something You Probably Shouldn’t Admit Publicly? Send it anyway. We’ll read it. We’ll judge you just a little. 🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Hit Follow. Hit Subscribe. Leave a review. Drop a comment. We see you. Even if you’re lurking on Reddit. 🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds Want the full video episode? Subscribe on Spotify or join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, and more bonus stuff.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Stroke in the Streets KKK voicemail Black Panthers voicemail 1 percent black DNA test Mikey 2N Jenn Ian Not That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Steak and B*****b Day Valentine’s Day movie dog roleplay pegging stick sex toy party Jack Frost dildo Michael Jordan Daytona 500 Tyler Reddick son controversy Smart Underwear fart tracker 32 farts per day Viagra heart health research erectile dysfunction benefits AI Jesus Switzerland hologram confession booth Cooter Festival turtle meat cooter Damn Problems wife dream job move across country open marriage discussion sex experimentation marriage advice archaeology vs grave robbing do chickens have sex fish poop garage hoarder argument Reddit drama

    1h 30m

  6. FEB 12

    The Gang Solves a Kidnapping (Probably) |Ep 70 (Audio only)

    It’s 9PM somewhere. Mikey’s drinking. Jen’s computer sucks. Ian might be wanted for kidnapping someone’s grandma. Frozen iguanas are falling out of trees in Florida, Pornhub comments are more philosophical than therapy, and somehow we end up discussing whether the government should monitor your masturbation habits. Add in substitute teachers showing up drunk, Uber roofie stories, mugshot guessing games, and a brief detour into actual real-life trauma that hits harder than expected. Then we go right back to midget wrestling and deadly weapon charges.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy the Shirt Before It’s Gone The “True Love Doesn’t Knock” Shirt of the Month is live. Limited run. No reprints. 🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Confess Your Sins Anonymous. Messy. Questionable life decisions encouraged. 🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ Follow, subscribe, rate, review, comment, yell at us — whatever you gotta do. 🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ Want the full video episode? Subscribe on spotify or join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast frozen iguanas Florida cold snap Florida man mugshots What Did They Do game Pornhub comment section Uber roofie story substitute teacher DUI preschool gun in backpack aggravated assault deadly weapon disorderly conduct riot charge failure to appear vandalism DUI crash domestic abuse trauma bonding Stockholm syndrome Super Bowl commercials Dundee Australia tourism ad Ring camera warrant Nest Google warrant government porn restriction Florida Pornhub law midget wrestling Japan vending machines used underwear live beetles weighted blanket vibrator confession water sports daddy issues pegged Ian marijuana possession 20 grams drug equipment possession

    1h 22m

  7. FEB 10

    The Gang Accidentally Starts a Cult | Ep 69 (Audio only)

    A listener wrote a song about Stroke having sex 38 times in one day and sent it in. You listened to it. All of it. That should’ve been the whole episode — but somehow, it spiraled into a half-serious campaign to let Chick-fil-A run the country, a debate over Pornhub ass-eating stats, and a book called How to Start a Cult. Next thing you know, everyone’s pitching Kool-Aid merch and Stroke is leading a sex orgy interview team in a hazmat suit. Also: funeral desecration in Florida, a Dollar Tree crime ring in Sacramento, a missing flamingo statue in Parma, a bank heist where the money was stored in a goddamn cooler, and Daniel the black guy (probably). Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Listener Kenobi wants advice on asking a girl to be his Valentine. The gang tries to help, then mocks him with rejection trauma stories and redhead slander. A Pornhub stat claiming 73% of Gen Z eats ass gets treated like it's peer-reviewed science. Ian doubts it. Mikey blames memes. Jenn considers launching a listener poll. Dammit Jess writes a song called “You F****d Me 38 Times,” inspired by Stroke’s TRT-fueled sex marathon. The lyrics include “embedded in my vagina.” It’s a moment. Parenting dilemma: kid gets a black eye during a “UFC” playdate. Jenn wants accountability. Ian wants self-defense classes. Mikey just wants less therapy bills. Daniel (self-identified “black guy”) emails in to argue DNA percentages. 👕 Grab Our Shit It won’t save your soul, but it will make you look like you sold it. 🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Confess Something F****d Up Be braver than Kenobi. Drop your anonymous filth here: 🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ Subscribe, follow, leave a review — or we’ll send Ian to your house with a cooler full of cash and zero context. 🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ Join the cult.Watch the full video on Spotify or join Patreon for more: exclusive songs, bonus segments, and way too much puppet content.🎥 ⁠https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow⁠

    1h 30m

  8. FEB 3

    The Gang Gets Fingered (By Literature) | Ep 68 (Audio Only)

    Jenn’s Only Hater crawled out of Spotify comments again… so we wrote him a theme song, roasted his existence, and then moved on like adults … by reading filthy romance novels to each other out loud. Butt stuff, “intimate muscles,” and finger placement breakdowns included.  Jenn returns from her emo sex cruise refreshed and railed, Stroke’s bones are cracking like popcorn, Ian’s heartburn gets blamed on some extremely questionable oral history and Mikey can’t sleep without hugging a body pillow now. Meanwhile, a grandma becomes a $4K-a-month escort, a methhead steals a plane, and some lunatic in the UK legally marries her dog. This episode should come with a health warning.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Wear This and Lose FriendsThis month’s shirt says “True Love Doesn’t Knock” — just like your ex, the feds, or that rash that came back. Limited run. Gone February 29th.🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Got Issues? Make 'Em OursSay something anonymous, twisted, and true. We might read it on the show, or just judge you privately like normal people.🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ 🎧 Click All the ShitSub, follow, rate, review — we don’t care where, just do it. Spotify, Apple, YouTube, whatever. Make noise.🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ 🎥 Want the Video? Two Ways In.Subscribe on Spotify for the full unedited video every week — no ads, no bleeps, all the filth.Or join Patreon to get that plus bonus segments, exclusive songs, and the extra stuff we can't legally stream.🎧 Audio’s always free and everywhere: Spotify, Apple, YouTube, your mom’s Alexa.👉 https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow BookTok smut reading Jen’s Only Hater Nico puppet versions Muppet show parody DNA test results Black History Month joke emo cruise recap Devil Wears Prada fight Ian heartburn rant Tums old guy podcast Sleep paralysis pillow numb arm reading glasses aging Jen Kyle sex vacation Aftershock festival newbies Clone a Willy grandma escort story meth plane hijacker Florida Man story marriage to a dog dog bride BookTok dirty novels Spotify comments Patreon poll reader voices segment midget dick size ICP gang sign in snow podcast merch Valentine’s Day shirt True Love Doesn’t Knock Mikey puppet rant groan laugh breakdown damn problems confession smut audiobook games Mitch wrestling segment dildo rant weird podcast stuff

    1h 26m
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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video on Spotify: Subscribe for $3.99/month for video access. 🔥 More everything: Patreon gets you full video episodes, exclusives, bonus content, and extras Spotify doesn’t. ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

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