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Updated 12/21/2012

2D AGO

Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode: Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

2d ago

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44 min
4D AGO

The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns […] The post The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

4d ago

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51 min
FEB 4

Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns […] The post Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 4

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54 min
FEB 2

Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole

🎧Episode Summary Tonight’s episode is an absolute endurance test for the human soul, featuring poop-stained underwear, unwanted love confessions, suicidal diaper tantrums, and a man willing to murder over a Pepsi. Strap in. On Today’s Show: Plus: Yearly podcast archive feeds (2004–2008 now live, more coming soon) Updates on Sideshow membership, including: New distortedview.com features […] The post Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 2

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53 min
JAN 30

God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account

🎧Episode Summary On today’s show On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with miracle weight loss scams, fake deafness during an arrest, redneck Jesus fan fiction, and a man dressed as a duck turning public transit into a soggy breakfast nightmare. We kick things off with Great Moments in Voicemails, featuring nuclear-grade […] The post God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Jan 30

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47 min
JAN 28

I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin

🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: On today’s episode, Tim uncovers the long-lost origins of a classic DV sound clip, reconnects with a notorious blind poop freak from 2009, and somehow ends up negotiating preferred shit textures over the phone. Plus: Starbucks maggot macchiatos, Florida Man drives a flaming car, and Thursday Lane is once again […] The post I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Jan 28

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1h 3m
3D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

Heteroflexible Confessions And A Church Plea For P***y - SIDESHOW

What up, freaks. It’s a Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday, and this one spirals fast — from Super Bowl outrage theater to church-based dating desperation, with wigs flying and video games prioritized over murder consequences. On Today’s Show: Super Bowl Halftime Meltdown Tim finally watches the halftime show after the fact and wonders why 13 minutes of music caused a national nervous breakdown. Kid Rock enters the chat, Puerto Rico confuses the internet, and conservatives spend millions just to not watch something. Ding Dong, Baby: Stephen Dawson Update Britain’s favorite internet pervert clarifies his sexuality (sort of), introduces the world to the term “heteroflexible,” and sings an original song dedicated to a cam girl… or possibly a troll. Either way, it’s a new era. Flat Earth TikTok Theology A Bible-based influencer explains why NASA is run by Satan, the Earth is flat, and microphones should require a license. Tim pushes back with logic, history, and exhausted disbelief. Ski Slope Rage Incident A snowboarder and skier collide, tempers flare, apologies are rejected, and no one seems to know what “hold the line” means. Chaos ensues — mostly verbal. Christmas Bedroom Jealousy A heartwarming room makeover for one child turns into a full-blown emotional collapse for the sibling who didn’t get one. Tim enjoys every second of the background screaming. Church Dating, Gone Wrong A man interrupts a church service to announce God told him his wife is in the room. He’s already bought a ring. No one responds. Faith-based cringe reaches new heights. British Murder Suspect Devastated Over GTA 6 Police bodycam footage captures a man weeping — not over murder charges, but because he might miss the release of Grand Theft Auto 6. Priorities are examined and found wanting. Boxing Match Hairpiece Disaster A heavyweight boxer loses his toupee mid-fight at Madison Square Garden. The wig is removed, tossed aside, and instantly becomes the night’s most memorable moment. Voicemails & Listener Chaos Colonoscopy soundtracks, internet deep cuts, personal confessions, and reminders that the DV voicemail line remains one of the most dangerous places on Earth. Plus: Patreon shoutouts Sponsorship info Tim contemplates monetizing voicemail manipulation A reminder to Spread the Distortion Become a Sideshow Member Upgrade to a lifetime membership or sponsor an episode — email show@distortedview.com for details. Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Patreon: patreon.com/distortedview See you freaks tomorrow.

3d ago

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48 min
1D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

Solar-Powered Buttholes And Tiktokkers Triggered By Micro-Donations - SIDESHOW

Hey freaks! It’s a Thursday Sideshow-exclusive episode packed wall-to-wall with e-beggars, sun-blasted assholes, Olympic arrests, and one of the dumbest ways imaginable to nuke a TV career. On Today’s Show: The Penny Fairy strikes again A mysterious TikTok hero sends one-cent donations to livestream e-beggars, triggering absolute meltdowns as scammers rage over pennies, sarcastic comments, and “blocked blessings.” Micro-donations, macro rage Watch entitled streamers lose their minds over pennies meant for SUVs, rent money, pizza, and SpaghettiOs — including repeat appearances from familiar DV villains. Will Blunderfield returns Our favorite taint-tanning philosopher escalates his obsession, proudly sunning — and sniffing — his stink portal while edging dangerously close to scat-adjacent territory. TLC’s missed opportunity A review of My Strange Addiction’s perineum-sunning episode featuring a desert ritual priestess who believes divine sunlight unlocks creativity… via her taint. Vulva tanning & spiritual queef rock Sun worship, bird feathers, relationship ultimatums, and a boyfriend who absolutely does not want solar radiation blasting his balls. Olympic speedrun to jail Track star Sha’Carri Richardson is arrested in Florida after blasting past 100 mph, trying every excuse imaginable before discovering tickets are no longer an option. HGTV nukes a show overnight Rehab Addict pulled from HGTV platforms after resurfaced footage shows host Nicole Curtis casually dropping a career-ending slur — and instantly realizing she just f****d up. America’s sex recession New research claims Americans are having less sex, fewer kids, and more screen time — raising fears of population decline, AI sexbots, and quieter grocery store checkout lines. Voicemails from the freaks Campaign signs, podcast plugs, toilet seat regulations, catchy jingles, and listeners proudly infecting their friends with useless DV knowledge. Plus: Sun-baked assholes Furious TikTok grifters Penny-based psychological warfare HGTV panic buttons Olympic track stars vs. Florida law Fart-related career implosions Thanks for supporting the show, freaks. Upgrade to a lifetime Sideshow membership, sponsor an episode, or just keep spreading the distortion. ☎️ Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📧 Email: show@distortedview.com 🌐 distortedview.com

1d ago

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45 min
JAN 26

Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos

🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: Plus:Snowstorms, nosebleeds, dog-washing disasters, racist grifters, VR families falling apart, and yet another reminder that Florida is our most f****d-up state. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Jan 26

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48 min
FEB 5 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

A Man Deep-Fried His Head at Olive Garden - SIDESHOW

It’s another Sideshow Exclusive packed with religious freakouts, sexual hypocrisy, foot-based culinary crimes, and a man who just really needs his diaper changed by strangers. 🚨 On Today’s Program: A New York City intellectual absolutely melts down over a street musician, invoking 9/11, Columbus Day, WWII, and his film school credentials in one unhinged rant Viral horn-player freakout follow-up, including the screamer’s appearance on The Adam Friedland Show and his belief that yelling was done from a “deeply intellectual place” A pastor explains that God watches porn with you and waits patiently for your climax Another prophet does insane 9/11 numerology math, proving once again that numbers mean whatever Christians need them to mean A Christian couple explains why: They married after two weeks The wife’s womb belongs to God Women shouldn’t be pastors Submission is sexy And hobbies are sinful TLC’s My Strange Addiction introduces: A woman addicted to sunning her taint AND a woman who eats her own sweaty toenails (over 60 clippings a week) A TikToker proudly invents an app that’s definitely not prostitution, where men pay a dating deposit just to take her out A horrifying Olive Garden incident, where a cook dies after thrusting his head into a deep fryer A repeat offender diaper pervert scams home health care workers by pretending to be disabled so they’ll change him Voicemails from freaks, fake Unicorn Hamsters, blind poop-lovers, and callers who wisely hang up on themselves 📞 Listener Interaction: Sideshow voicemails Sponsorship drama Bus drivers with disturbing confessions More reminders that hanging up on yourself is sometimes the right call 💀 Distorted News Highlights: Deep-fried human tragedy at Olive Garden Adult baby diaper scams spanning multiple arrests Religious influencers discovering math Dating in 2026 is officially worse than eating toenails 💸 Support the Show: Sideshow members: thank you for keeping the freak flag flying Lifetime memberships available — email show@distortedview.com Patreon support always appreciated Spread the distortion. STD.

Feb 5

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42 min

Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

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For over 17 years, Distorted View has been producing ridiculous award winning comedy podcasts. Distorted View Daily won “Best Comedy Podcast” during the first annual People’s Choice Podcast Awards in 2005. DV made history again by winning the award for the second straight year in 2006. In 2008, DV was won another Podcast Award in the “Mature” category. It was also nominated for awards in 2007, 2013, and 2016. U.K.’s premiere music magazine, “Q Magazine”, named Distorted View one of the ten best comedy podcasts in its June 2006 issue

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Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass

The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts

Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole

Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole

God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account

I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin

Heteroflexible Confessions And A Church Plea For P***y - SIDESHOW

Solar-Powered Buttholes And Tiktokkers Triggered By Micro-Donations - SIDESHOW

Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos

A Man Deep-Fried His Head at Olive Garden - SIDESHOW

Subscribe and get bonus episodes every week!

Heteroflexible Confessions And A Church Plea For P***y - SIDESHOW

Solar-Powered Buttholes And Tiktokkers Triggered By Micro-Donations - SIDESHOW

A Man Deep-Fried His Head at Olive Garden - SIDESHOW

Fisting in the Moonlight: Gapecore Goes Mainstream! - SIDESHOW

Florida Man Brings a Vacuum to a Dick Fight - SIDESHOW

Semen Snow And Vaginal Squirt That Smell Like Ramen Noodles - SIDESHOW

Calling ICE on Your Ex While a Puppet Bangs a Trolley - SIDESHOW

Champagne Piss & Caviar Diarrhea - SIDESHOW

Squeezing Breast Milk Into A Stolen 50oz Stanley Tumbler - SIDESHOW

Grandpa’s Volcano Dick + The 14-Inch Ass Disaster - SIDESHOW

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