Burnie Burns - Apple Podcasts

Morning Somewhere

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

HACE 2 DÍAS

2026.02.20: Poketopia

Burnie and Ashley discuss UK Epstein arrests, Olympics, pressure, Pokemon sales, Pokemon legal troubles, and peak collectibles.

26 min
HACE 3 DÍAS

2026.02.19: Genetic Honeypot

Burnie and Ashley discuss name changes, maiden names, passports, Olympic genetics, Instagram trial, social media bans, peanut butter cup drama, and responding to customer demands for innovation.

28 min
HACE 4 DÍAS

2026.02.18: Not The Luge

Burnie and Ashley discuss updating firmware, guessing without going over, popularity of Winter Olympics, medal count, Great Britain, 28 Years Later possible limbo, Strait of Hormuz, travel delays, and weaponizing empathy in customer service.

31 min
HACE 5 DÍAS

2026.02.17: Seeded

Burnie and Ashley keep the streak alive.

18 min
HACE 6 DÍAS

2026.02.16: Fingered Hog Lines

Burnie and Ashley discuss curling controversies, Canadian anger, British holidays vs American vacations, Six Nations Rugby, Ashley's thaw, travelling with kids, media infidelity, and when owning becomes collecting.

26 min
13 FEB

2026.02.13: All Valen's Eve

Burnie and Ashley discuss a perfect Valentine's Day gift, Olympic relationship drama, curling, curling stones, Epstein, Highguard layoffs, ten year dev cycles, twenty year narketing cycles, and no one talking about UBI.

19 min
12 FEB

2026.02.12: Drone Adjacent

Burnie and Ashley discuss I-5 commuters, hypocritical driving, nuance dogpiles, lazy touchscreens, El Paso airspace, anti-drone weapons, curse jokes, James Van Der Beek, convincing doctors, needing data to delete data, and closing the memory loop.

21 min
11 FEB

2026.02.11: Discordant

Burnie and Ashley discuss financial alien warnings, toddler energy, Discord drama, teen by default, TUCOWS, old school apps, mIRC, pre-investment sanitation, open source, Stoat, and special chargers.

27 min
9 FEB

2026.02.09: Bowling For Dollars

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Super Bowl, Super Bowl commercials, kids being commercial-free, Super Bowl movie trailers, and more.

32 min
10 FEB

2026.02.10: Savoring Anticipation

Burnie and Ashley discuss Olympic records, call for questions, the Dream Team, momentary records, World Record Holders, Burnie's Two World Records, knocking over a glass, learning embarassment, Highguard achievements, hardest achievements, deciding when to go for 100 percent, Supergirl, and anticipating the anticipation.

29 min
6 FEB

2026.02.06: Standardized Crotches

Burnie and Ashley discuss perfect months, Olympic flaps, luggage weight, Lego Haily Mary, showing kids old stuff, Dispatch censorship, Dungeon Crawler Carl, spoiler etymology, Quick Resume, and Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony.

29 min
5 FEB

2026.02.05: Rumored By AMD

Burnie and Ashley discuss new Xbox rumors, generational cycles, bad names, bifurcated consoles, Steam hardware delays, Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Celtic nachos, and hating your team.

20 min
4 FEB

2026.02.04: Disney Adulting

Burnie and Ashley discuss driving in Scotland, traffic trains, sheep commuters, Disney changes, who owned Marvel, beaver dams, beaver tails, hippo fighting, Tim Burton, Planet of the Apes, Congo, Helena Bonham Carter, Phoebe Waller Bridge, Lara Croft, and Pee Wee Herman.

29 min
3 FEB

2026.02.03: Double By Halving

Burnie and Ashley discuss cutting conspiracies, SpaceX's one million satellities, flooding the zone, foldable iPhones, doubling by halving, losing the wallet, and single strap woes.

25 min
2 FEB

2026.02.02: Gold, Silver & Iron

Burnie and Ashley talk about gold, silver & bitcoin crashes, Microsoft downturn, AI training, Epstein dump, EGOTs, and Iron Lung.

19 min
27 ENE

2026.01.27: Stealth Drop

Burnie and Ashley discuss pro-gaming history, Highguard, gamer dogpiles, Stranger Things stellar numbers, celeb dopplegangers, genetic lotteries, and Robbie Williams.

30 min
26 ENE

2026.01.26: The Prequel Problem

Burnie and Ashley discuss The Last of the Mohicans, Alex Honnold, Taipei 101, height anxiety, Iranian protests, American warships, two party recordings, celebrity text subpoenas, trolling, the shooting of Alex Pretti, and Australia's Top 100.

25 min
29 ENE

2026.01.29: Boomer Roleplay

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tesla's sunset strategy, army of robots, future pods, Peter Molyneux, Fable IV, boomer roleplay, Brandon Sanderson, adapatations, Harry Potter, and the US nationwide shutdown strike.

28 min
9 ENE

2026.01.09: Agitatored

Burnie and Ashley discuss agitators, Iranian protests, Memories books, yearbook signings, Twitter conspiracy theories, WB's deadline, Ole Miss exits the CFP, CES round up, and Tamagotchis.

26 min
12 ENE

2026.01.12: Honor To Not Be Nominated

Burnie and Ashley discuss leaving hibernation, Golden Globe roundup, Slashies, roast awards, Kpop Demon Hunters, Sinners, dog awards, uninvestable Venezuela, Iranian internet, sonic weapons, Discord secret IPO, and the Epic Games Store data disparity.

30 min

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