Burnie Burns

Émissions

Épisodes

  1. 2025.12.31: The Last Hurrah

    -4 J

    2025.12.31: The Last Hurrah

    Burnie and Ashley discuss culture shock, dirty sodas, Shiner Cheer, Tron Ares, Warner Bros rejects Paramount again, Bugonia, Poor Things, and the last hurrah pitfall.

    36 min
  2. 2025.12.29: Tap To Play

    -6 J

    2025.12.29: Tap To Play

    Burnie and JD discuss Austin changes, Avatar Fire & Ash, Odyssey trailer, IMAX, brand loyalties, tipping in the US, UK university, Eurail pass, bed bugs, data centers, getting out of 2025, and rock stars we never loved.

    31 min
  3. 2025.12.30: Penultimation

    -5 J

    2025.12.30: Penultimation

    Burnie and JD discuss moon missions, letting go of problematic dreams, Ukraine protection plan, Anthony Joshua car accident, 2025 Award Nominations, US summer vacation, Bugonia, New Years Resolutions, JD's resolutions, screen time, and not saying 2025 in 2026.

    29 min
  4. 2026.01.02: Have We Met?

    -2 J

    2026.01.02: Have We Met?

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's memory hole, failed interrogations, Reddit predictions for 2026, GTA: Tokyo almost happened, and Avatar films as a unit of value.

    24 min
  5. 2025.12.26: Gift Entropy

    26/12/2025

    2025.12.26: Gift Entropy

    Burnie and Ashley discuss gift opening protocol, the lack of internet creativity, One Battle After Another, internet junk, defending Christianity, not joking about Greenland, Bugonia, Marty Supreme, and Anaconda 2025.

    28 min
  6. 2025.12.25: Merry Chrysler

    25/12/2025

    2025.12.25: Merry Chrysler

    Burnie and Ashley have a nice little Christmas morning chat.

    16 min
  7. 2025.12.24: Carry On Rug

    24/12/2025

    2025.12.24: Carry On Rug

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Christmas Eve, too much food, Piña Coladas, grape juice, frozen concentrate, Christmas obligations, security theater, Marvel teasers, and hanging out with family.

    24 min
  8. 2026.01.01: It's About Old Friends

    -3 J

    2026.01.01: It's About Old Friends

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Rob Reiner, great last lines, non-linear podcasts, The London Eye, British emotions, and our Best of 2025 Awards.

    35 min
  9. 2025.12.23 Last American Virgin Pennies

    23/12/2025

    2025.12.23 Last American Virgin Pennies

    Burnie and Ashley discuss manufacturing woes, Jim Beam pausing production, stress on the supply chain, virgin oak, expensive pennies, and a quest for the perfect stocking stuffer.

    30 min
  10. 2025.12.22: Blast Off

    22/12/2025

    2025.12.22: Blast Off

    Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend of loss: Okalahoma, A&M, Jake Paul & Andrew Tate, updating your gifts, Avatar 3 box office, inflation, the Epstein unrelease, and watching birds via app.

    22 min
  11. 2025.12.17: The President Is A Loser

    17/12/2025

    2025.12.17: The President Is A Loser

    Burnie and Ashley discuss the President's dumb social media posts, the evolving WBD, iRobot bankruptcy, Ashley Burns Shenzen Hater, timing a bankruptcy, Digg's exit, rural tech, measles in South Carolina, RIVR stair robots, Kessler Syndrome, megaconstellations, and Speilberg's new teaser trailer for Disclosure Day.

    38 min
  12. 2025.12.19: Made In China

    19/12/2025

    2025.12.19: Made In China

    Burnie and Ashley discuss the great Chinese catch up, EUV chips, research milestones, and all the Marvel teasers.

    26 min
  13. 2025.12.18: Waiting To Get Physical

    18/12/2025

    2025.12.18: Waiting To Get Physical

    Burnie and Ashley discuss fake Marvel teasers, Steam replay, James Cameron, YouTube gets all the Oscars, Avatar 4 & 5, and waiting to get physical.

    22 min
  14. 2025.12.16: How Quick Is Quicksand

    16/12/2025

    2025.12.16: How Quick Is Quicksand

    Burnie and Ashley discuss purchasing mistakes, retail policies, Amazon stores, long term addiction, bail bonds, mass casualty reporting, and the quickest of quicksands.

    29 min
  15. 2025.12.15: Reality Check

    15/12/2025

    2025.12.15: Reality Check

    Disclaimer: Many serious topics in today's episode. Burnie and Ashley discuss Kansas City's playoff streak, alternate timeline merch, Brown University shooting, Bondi Beach shooting, Rob Reiner murder, and navigating crisis events.

    21 min
  16. 2025.12.11: You're Beautiful

    11/12/2025

    2025.12.11: You're Beautiful

    Burnie and Ashley discuss dermaplaning, being self conscious, US creeping on your socials, piracy on the high seas, Pirates!, AI water usage, Hank Green, Tehran, and a follow up on Joe The Cat.

    36 min
  17. 2025.12.08: Church For Sale

    08/12/2025

    2025.12.08: Church For Sale

    Burnie and Ashley discuss pumping up the crowd, cell phone lockers, Star Wars diners, A New Hope theatrical cut, being the coldest, the cringe-worty World Cup draw, The Jason Statham Game, and the surprising wins at the box office.

    34 min
  18. 2025.12.12: Anybody But Me

    12/12/2025

    2025.12.12: Anybody But Me

    Burnie and Ashley discuss the Game Awards, dead genres, Divinity, Control, Baldur's Gate, and causing chaos in Venmo comments.

    24 min
  19. 2025.12.05: Getting Some Data Back

    05/12/2025

    2025.12.05: Getting Some Data Back

    Burnie and Ashley discuss negging your partner, Spotify Wrapped, Sponsor Chat this weekend, Flu season in Scotland, Dave Chapelle's Edmonton show, World Cup Draws, and Netflix wins the WBD bidding process.

    38 min
  20. 2025.12.09: The Devils You Know

    09/12/2025

    2025.12.09: The Devils You Know

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Half Sword, violence in videogames, adrenaline games, the hostile takeover of WB, and the media devils on our shoulders.

    26 min
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