Burnie Burns — Apple Podcasts

Morning Somewhere

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

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2026.01.06: Helicopterable

Burnie and Ashley discuss overly complicated recipes, expiration dates, fake paparazzi, voice mails, three seashells, Quarto, rotting in Hell, Tesla loses top EV spot, sinister driving, Netflix theatrical window, breakout YouTubers, corporate music, and how to panic properly.

36 мин.
-2 ДН.

2026.01.05: Starting Line

Burnie and Ashley discuss college football final four, DSLRs, mobile electronics, 28 X Later, Operation Absolute Resolve, Venezuela, Maduro costume changes, regime changes, narcoterrorism, and moving ahead.

25 мин.
-5 ДН.

2026.01.01: It's About Old Friends

Burnie and Ashley discuss Rob Reiner, great last lines, non-linear podcasts, The London Eye, British emotions, and our Best of 2025 Awards.

35 мин.
-4 ДН.

2026.01.02: Have We Met?

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's memory hole, failed interrogations, Reddit predictions for 2026, GTA: Tokyo almost happened, and Avatar films as a unit of value.

24 мин.
-6 ДН.

2025.12.31: The Last Hurrah

Burnie and Ashley discuss culture shock, dirty sodas, Shiner Cheer, Tron Ares, Warner Bros rejects Paramount again, Bugonia, Poor Things, and the last hurrah pitfall.

36 мин.
29.12.2025

2025.12.29: Tap To Play

Burnie and JD discuss Austin changes, Avatar Fire & Ash, Odyssey trailer, IMAX, brand loyalties, tipping in the US, UK university, Eurail pass, bed bugs, data centers, getting out of 2025, and rock stars we never loved.

31 мин.
30.12.2025

2025.12.30: Penultimation

Burnie and JD discuss moon missions, letting go of problematic dreams, Ukraine protection plan, Anthony Joshua car accident, 2025 Award Nominations, US summer vacation, Bugonia, New Years Resolutions, JD's resolutions, screen time, and not saying 2025 in 2026.

29 мин.
26.12.2025

2025.12.26: Gift Entropy

Burnie and Ashley discuss gift opening protocol, the lack of internet creativity, One Battle After Another, internet junk, defending Christianity, not joking about Greenland, Bugonia, Marty Supreme, and Anaconda 2025.

28 мин.
25.12.2025

2025.12.25: Merry Chrysler

Burnie and Ashley have a nice little Christmas morning chat.

16 мин.
24.12.2025

2025.12.24: Carry On Rug

Burnie and Ashley discuss Christmas Eve, too much food, Piña Coladas, grape juice, frozen concentrate, Christmas obligations, security theater, Marvel teasers, and hanging out with family.

24 мин.
23.12.2025

2025.12.23 Last American Virgin Pennies

Burnie and Ashley discuss manufacturing woes, Jim Beam pausing production, stress on the supply chain, virgin oak, expensive pennies, and a quest for the perfect stocking stuffer.

30 мин.
22.12.2025

2025.12.22: Blast Off

Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend of loss: Okalahoma, A&M, Jake Paul & Andrew Tate, updating your gifts, Avatar 3 box office, inflation, the Epstein unrelease, and watching birds via app.

22 мин.
17.12.2025

2025.12.17: The President Is A Loser

Burnie and Ashley discuss the President's dumb social media posts, the evolving WBD, iRobot bankruptcy, Ashley Burns Shenzen Hater, timing a bankruptcy, Digg's exit, rural tech, measles in South Carolina, RIVR stair robots, Kessler Syndrome, megaconstellations, and Speilberg's new teaser trailer for Disclosure Day.

38 мин.
19.12.2025

2025.12.19: Made In China

Burnie and Ashley discuss the great Chinese catch up, EUV chips, research milestones, and all the Marvel teasers.

26 мин.
18.12.2025

2025.12.18: Waiting To Get Physical

Burnie and Ashley discuss fake Marvel teasers, Steam replay, James Cameron, YouTube gets all the Oscars, Avatar 4 & 5, and waiting to get physical.

22 мин.
16.12.2025

2025.12.16: How Quick Is Quicksand

Burnie and Ashley discuss purchasing mistakes, retail policies, Amazon stores, long term addiction, bail bonds, mass casualty reporting, and the quickest of quicksands.

29 мин.
15.12.2025

2025.12.15: Reality Check

Disclaimer: Many serious topics in today's episode. Burnie and Ashley discuss Kansas City's playoff streak, alternate timeline merch, Brown University shooting, Bondi Beach shooting, Rob Reiner murder, and navigating crisis events.

21 мин.
11.12.2025

2025.12.11: You're Beautiful

Burnie and Ashley discuss dermaplaning, being self conscious, US creeping on your socials, piracy on the high seas, Pirates!, AI water usage, Hank Green, Tehran, and a follow up on Joe The Cat.

36 мин.
05.12.2025

2025.12.05: Getting Some Data Back

Burnie and Ashley discuss negging your partner, Spotify Wrapped, Sponsor Chat this weekend, Flu season in Scotland, Dave Chapelle's Edmonton show, World Cup Draws, and Netflix wins the WBD bidding process.

38 мин.
12.12.2025

2025.12.12: Anybody But Me

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Game Awards, dead genres, Divinity, Control, Baldur's Gate, and causing chaos in Venmo comments.

24 мин.

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