Burnie Burns — Apple Podcasts

Morning Somewhere

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

HÁ 18 H

2026.02.27: Gardeners Wanted

Burnie and Ashley discuss Pakistan/Afghanistan, Warner/Paramount, Breaking Bad/Game of Thrones, Block layoffs, Jack Dorsey, and getting ready for a storm.

26min
HÁ 1 DIA

2026.02.26: Stacking Wins

Burnie and Ashley discuss getting out of the house, small wins, upcoming beta tests, frying pan maintenance, chain mail scrubs, proxy finishing a series, George RR Martin's new play, public domain confusion, and super models vs just really good models.

26min
HÁ 2 DIAS

2026.02.25: Shake Ups

Burnie and Ashley discuss age verification solutions, Innerspace, Xbox changes, and more.

25min
HÁ 3 DIAS

2026.02.24: Mom Went Out For Cocaine

Burnie and Ashley discuss State of the Union preview, Mexico submarine, Predator Badlands, Hulu/Disney, Audible's new service, Mom reappears 24 years later, snake transformations, and Punch The Monkey.

23min
HÁ 4 DIAS

2026.02.23: Consolation Prides

Burnie and Ashley discuss when the better team loses, Consolation prizes, high sticking, sports injuries, Clint Malarchuk, cartel battles in Mexico, airline compensation update, TSA non-shutdown, icy Americans, hot milk, and Puppuccinos.

30min
20 DE FEV.

2026.02.20: Poketopia

Burnie and Ashley discuss UK Epstein arrests, Olympics, pressure, Pokemon sales, Pokemon legal troubles, and peak collectibles.

26min
19 DE FEV.

2026.02.19: Genetic Honeypot

Burnie and Ashley discuss name changes, maiden names, passports, Olympic genetics, Instagram trial, social media bans, peanut butter cup drama, and responding to customer demands for innovation.

28min
18 DE FEV.

2026.02.18: Not The Luge

Burnie and Ashley discuss updating firmware, guessing without going over, popularity of Winter Olympics, medal count, Great Britain, 28 Years Later possible limbo, Strait of Hormuz, travel delays, and weaponizing empathy in customer service.

31min
17 DE FEV.

2026.02.17: Seeded

Burnie and Ashley keep the streak alive.

18min
16 DE FEV.

2026.02.16: Fingered Hog Lines

Burnie and Ashley discuss curling controversies, Canadian anger, British holidays vs American vacations, Six Nations Rugby, Ashley's thaw, travelling with kids, media infidelity, and when owning becomes collecting.

26min
13 DE FEV.

2026.02.13: All Valen's Eve

Burnie and Ashley discuss a perfect Valentine's Day gift, Olympic relationship drama, curling, curling stones, Epstein, Highguard layoffs, ten year dev cycles, twenty year narketing cycles, and no one talking about UBI.

19min
12 DE FEV.

2026.02.12: Drone Adjacent

Burnie and Ashley discuss I-5 commuters, hypocritical driving, nuance dogpiles, lazy touchscreens, El Paso airspace, anti-drone weapons, curse jokes, James Van Der Beek, convincing doctors, needing data to delete data, and closing the memory loop.

21min
11 DE FEV.

2026.02.11: Discordant

Burnie and Ashley discuss financial alien warnings, toddler energy, Discord drama, teen by default, TUCOWS, old school apps, mIRC, pre-investment sanitation, open source, Stoat, and special chargers.

27min
9 DE FEV.

2026.02.09: Bowling For Dollars

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Super Bowl, Super Bowl commercials, kids being commercial-free, Super Bowl movie trailers, and more.

32min
10 DE FEV.

2026.02.10: Savoring Anticipation

Burnie and Ashley discuss Olympic records, call for questions, the Dream Team, momentary records, World Record Holders, Burnie's Two World Records, knocking over a glass, learning embarassment, Highguard achievements, hardest achievements, deciding when to go for 100 percent, Supergirl, and anticipating the anticipation.

29min
6 DE FEV.

2026.02.06: Standardized Crotches

Burnie and Ashley discuss perfect months, Olympic flaps, luggage weight, Lego Haily Mary, showing kids old stuff, Dispatch censorship, Dungeon Crawler Carl, spoiler etymology, Quick Resume, and Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony.

29min
4 DE FEV.

2026.02.04: Disney Adulting

Burnie and Ashley discuss driving in Scotland, traffic trains, sheep commuters, Disney changes, who owned Marvel, beaver dams, beaver tails, hippo fighting, Tim Burton, Planet of the Apes, Congo, Helena Bonham Carter, Phoebe Waller Bridge, Lara Croft, and Pee Wee Herman.

29min
3 DE FEV.

2026.02.03: Double By Halving

Burnie and Ashley discuss cutting conspiracies, SpaceX's one million satellities, flooding the zone, foldable iPhones, doubling by halving, losing the wallet, and single strap woes.

25min
5 DE FEV.

2026.02.05: Rumored By AMD

Burnie and Ashley discuss new Xbox rumors, generational cycles, bad names, bifurcated consoles, Steam hardware delays, Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Celtic nachos, and hating your team.

20min
21 DE JAN.

2026.01.21: Not Wrong Just Early

Burnie and Ben discuss RT Shorts, leaving the country, Disney adults, rail travel, House of Dynamite, dub vs sub, Costco, AI vs AI assisted search, and choosing a futbal club.

47min

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