102 episodes

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

Can You Don't‪?‬ Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

    • Comedy
    • 4.4 • 1K Ratings

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

    Can You Don't? | I'll. Miss. You. Grace.

    Can You Don't? | I'll. Miss. You. Grace.

    Joe's family was hit with some heartbreaking news this week...




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    • 1 hr 37 min
    Can You Don't? | Microphone. Bookmark. Alpaca. Noodling.

    Can You Don't? | Microphone. Bookmark. Alpaca. Noodling.

    WHAAAAAAAAAT?! 100 Episodes is an amazing milestone and we couldn't have done it without your support! As you would probably expect, this episode gets a little wild and completely off the rails. BUT, we had a blast taking a stroll down memory lane and for almost no reason at all decided to dress up in western wear. It's ok. No one cares. Huge and tugs!!! Here's to 100 more!




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    • 2 hr 26 min
    Can You Don't? | Birds. Belly Button. Honeycomb. Biscuit Boot.

    Can You Don't? | Birds. Belly Button. Honeycomb. Biscuit Boot.

    Have you ever been proper bird watching? Are you currently a bird watcher? Did you know that it's officially called birding? Did you also know you can piss the entire birding community off by accidentally capturing a rare bird when you were actually just trying to photograph a waterfall in Oregon? Let's talk about that, sexually biting your lip at the end of every conversation, tucking your kid's into bed while wearing a bee keeper suit, finding a lost song while watching an old-school porn video, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!




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    • 1 hr 23 min
    Can You Don't? | Earthquake. Flamethrower. Bus. Vegetation.

    Can You Don't? | Earthquake. Flamethrower. Bus. Vegetation.

    There's a lot of situations one wouldn't want to be in when an earthquake randomly hits... but being in the middle of getting a vasectomy seems pretty high up that list. Let's talk about that, listening to people orgasm for science, low qualifications for being put in charge of potentially saving people's lives, lying about being pregnant in order to save a relationship, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!




    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***




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    • 1 hr 22 min
    Can You Don't? | Ladder. Toes. Free Chicken. Nips.

    Can You Don't? | Ladder. Toes. Free Chicken. Nips.

    What did the guy who got his dong chopped off by his wife get for his birthday?! He was given an appointment to get all his toes chopped off too! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Let's talk about that, blowing your load in a birdhouse per your partner's request, passing out while washing your pants in the sink, Joe going on a HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!




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    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST




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    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816




    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    • 1 hr 32 min
    Can You Don't? | Loop. Pom Pom. Yes. Wrong Address.

    Can You Don't? | Loop. Pom Pom. Yes. Wrong Address.

    Bryan pooped in his bed. I know you are all extremely shocked to hear this news. Let's talk about that, almost breaking into the wrong house, grinding up and smoking human bones in order to get high, bringing a hat pom pom to the vet because you thought it was a dying animal, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!




    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***




    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST




    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/83oBrhYNHrU




    Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt




    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen




    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816




    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    • 1 hr 30 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
1K Ratings

1K Ratings

Violet9876 ,

NOT A BOMB

Seriously, laughed so hard at the motorized suitcase episode that I scared my cat. Is it dumb? Yes, but don’t pretend that’s not why you’re here.

93Asher ,

Dan Wann Uh B

This guy ain’t nothing but a Dan Cummins wanna B. Facts. 100x. Don’t even listen to this trash go check timesuck or your stupid opinions with jimmy P

mac200775 ,

Bryan

I believe you were talking about Lagrange points in space. Those are the points in space where when objects are sent there they tend to stay there.

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