14 episodes

Middle school will bury you. Or at least that’s how it feels to 13-year-old Noa—a shy and witty misfit who endures the horrors of living in an affluent New England town with a dark side. It's the first day of eighth grade, and The Olivias are already icing her out. The weird kid who calls himself God publicly proclaims his love for her and then punches the guy Noa kinda sorta (definitely doesn’t!) have a crush on. Desperate to get God to leave her alone, Noa teams up with a secret club and they cook up a revenge plot to take him down. But when tragedy strikes, the line between harasser and victim becomes murky. Will Noa have to give in to being God’s girlfriend… forever?

Here Lies Me from Lemonada Media is the first scripted podcast to convey the adolescent experience with realism. Author and award-winning podcaster Hillary Frank (The Longest Shortest Time) penned this fictional drama with dark humor, perfectly capturing the genuine, natural, and cringy teenage experience. It’s an immersive and sound-rich YA podcast for teen and adult fans of PEN15, Big Mouth, and Stranger Things.

Performed by a talented and hilarious cast including Michael Chernus (Orange is the New Black), June Diane Raphael (Grace and Frankie), W. Kamau Bell (United Shades of America),Rob Huebel (The Descendants), Stephanie Wittels Wachs (Last Day), teen actors, and introducing Ollie Grishaber as Noa, Here Lies Me contains themes of harassment, classism, sexism, racism, trauma, consent, and finding your voice.

Lemonada Premium members get early access to all eight chapters of this limited series, behind-the-scenes content, and illustrations. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium. 

Here Lies Me Lemonada

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    • 4.6 • 309 Ratings

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Middle school will bury you. Or at least that’s how it feels to 13-year-old Noa—a shy and witty misfit who endures the horrors of living in an affluent New England town with a dark side. It's the first day of eighth grade, and The Olivias are already icing her out. The weird kid who calls himself God publicly proclaims his love for her and then punches the guy Noa kinda sorta (definitely doesn’t!) have a crush on. Desperate to get God to leave her alone, Noa teams up with a secret club and they cook up a revenge plot to take him down. But when tragedy strikes, the line between harasser and victim becomes murky. Will Noa have to give in to being God’s girlfriend… forever?

Here Lies Me from Lemonada Media is the first scripted podcast to convey the adolescent experience with realism. Author and award-winning podcaster Hillary Frank (The Longest Shortest Time) penned this fictional drama with dark humor, perfectly capturing the genuine, natural, and cringy teenage experience. It’s an immersive and sound-rich YA podcast for teen and adult fans of PEN15, Big Mouth, and Stranger Things.

Performed by a talented and hilarious cast including Michael Chernus (Orange is the New Black), June Diane Raphael (Grace and Frankie), W. Kamau Bell (United Shades of America),Rob Huebel (The Descendants), Stephanie Wittels Wachs (Last Day), teen actors, and introducing Ollie Grishaber as Noa, Here Lies Me contains themes of harassment, classism, sexism, racism, trauma, consent, and finding your voice.

Lemonada Premium members get early access to all eight chapters of this limited series, behind-the-scenes content, and illustrations. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium. 

Listen on Apple Podcasts
Requires subscription and macOS 11.4 or higher

    Chapter 1: God Likes Me 🎢 🎒💔🍾🤬

    Chapter 1: God Likes Me 🎢 🎒💔🍾🤬

    It’s the first day of eighth grade and someone’s got a crush on Noa. Someone pretty overwhelming.

    Go to hereliesme.com for resources on harassment and bullying, plus fun facts about our cast.

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    • 33 min
    Chapter 2: Operation Cheer 👙🎵💎🥍📣

    Chapter 2: Operation Cheer 👙🎵💎🥍📣

    Noa teams up with God’s former crushes to give him a taste of his own medicine: public humiliation. 

    Go to hereliesme.com for resources on harassment and bullying, plus fun facts about our cast.

    Click this link for a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and all other Lemonada series: lemonadamedia.com/sponsors.

    Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium. 
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 43 min
    Chapter 3: Atone 🚿💅🏼🛒👶🏽🌈

    Chapter 3: Atone 🚿💅🏼🛒👶🏽🌈

    It’s Yom Kippur, and Little God wants an apology from Noa. Meanwhile, Noa gets an unexpected apology from someone else.

    Go to hereliesme.com for resources on harassment and bullying, plus fun facts about our cast.

    Click this link for a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and all other Lemonada series: lemonadamedia.com/sponsors.

    Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium. 
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 36 min
    Chapter 4: Hot Humping Action 🌮🍆🍒👅💦

    Chapter 4: Hot Humping Action 🌮🍆🍒👅💦

    Unpredictable periods, spermies with eyeballs, and a debate on humping. Welcome to sex ed in the classroom… and in the schoolyard.

    Go to hereliesme.com for resources on harassment and bullying, plus fun facts about our cast.

    Click this link for a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and all other Lemonada series: lemonadamedia.com/sponsors.

    Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium.
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    • 37 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
309 Ratings

309 Ratings

Chico55 ,

Loved this!!

So we’ll done and engrossing! Great voice actors and a wonderful way to deal with a difficult subject. Bravo!!

mspassell ,

3446645 stars!!!!

So sweet and well done. Wish there were more shows like this. I remember tiny details from it, like the sound of a shopping cart rolling on the concrete.

xfywkbz ,

Middle School Teacher

As a middle school teacher I just want to say that this show is crazy enough to be true! The voices and attitudes are so familiar, and the acting is great. Thank you so much!

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