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Whether you love business news or feel like you’re supposed to know it but hate it, Business Pants is business news for humans. Snarky and irreverent, deeply researched and factual, a podcast devoted to market quirks and the humans that make up companies. Investing isn’t a what, it’s a who.

  1. 1d ago

    Campbell’s directors favorite soups, headline mad libs

    DR The Campbell’s Company November 17, 2026 9:00 a.m. Eastern Time virtual Elect 12 directors Fabiola R. Arredondo: A gold soup mug with a built-in cashmere soup spoon (Burberry; formerly Saks) Howard M. Averill: A solar, tomato-soup scented calculator shaped like an Oscar statue (Time Warner CFO) CEO Mick J. Beekhuizen: A prototype soup called “All the Damn Soup” that incorporates every single Campbell’s product into one can so he can layoff manufacturing staff and increase his EPS-tied bonus (CEO and former Goldman Sachs Managing Director) with grilled cheese, plated as if it’s a new product launch. Bennett Dorrance, Jr.: “The Nepobaby Soup with Extra Sodium” from an oceanside resort in a third world country: heirloom tomatoes, secret family-recipe stock, a sprig of ivy, poppy seeds from MOMA’s permanent collection—served with a garnish of great-grandson oregano (founder family, Princeton Art History major) Maria Teresa (Tessa) Hilado: “Antihistamine Soup” injected directly into your nostrils (Allergan CFO) Grant H. Hill: A god damn basketball (NBA) Sarah Hofstetter: A can opener that disintegrates after each use so the consumer has to buy another stupid can opener because who cares anyway as long as people are buying, buying, buying (President of Profitero, Ltd., a global eCommerce SaaS analytics company that provides brand manufacturers with analytics and insights to accelerate eCommerce sales) Marc B. Lautenbach: Soup from a can. (CEO Pitney Bowes 2012-2023 before that 27 years at IBM) Mary Alice D. Malone, Jr.: “Jimmy Choo Tamia Flat” — $1,295 (founded the luxury footwear brand Malone Souliers; Following her mother’s death in June 2025, she and her sister Catherine Dorrance Malone inherited an 18% combined stake in The Campbell’s Company.) Keith R. McLoughlin: A soup spoon gavel hybrid for soup slurping and meeting chairing.” (Chair) Kurt T. Schmidt: “Interdimensional Munchie Chowder”: mac-and-cheese soup with pizza-roll dumplings, crushed Cape Cod mesquite-flavored chips, and a grilled-cheese crouton served in a mug that plays Dark Side of the Moon that is activated by the metal of a spoon (former CEO Cronos Group, cannabinoid company) Archibold D. van Beuren: a stack of money that smells like a bowtie dipped in hot gravy (descendant, Vice Chair of Brandywine Trust Group). 1 SHP report on the effectiveness of the Company’s regenerative agriculture program including pesticide reduction outcomes: As You Sow CEO Pay Ratio 152:1 One share one vote Dorrance family 25% Bennett Dorrance 15% The Mary Alice Dorrance Malone Revocable Trust 10% Contango 6% Vanguard 8% BlackRock 9% 2026 Corporate Responsibility Report WokeWash 34 photos 221 people 55% women 44% POC 10 management: 30% women; 0% POC “Diversity”: 10 Biodiversity: 8 Diversity: 2 2025 INCLUSION & BELONGING HIGHLIGHTS 4C Employee Resource Group (ERG) model Introduced a comprehensive framework for enterprise diversity strategy planning and ERG optimization, emphasizing four key pillars that guide ERG strategy and impact: Culture – Building inclusive environments where all employees feel they belong Career – Creating pathways for professional development and advancement Community – Fostering connection both internally and externally with volunteerism and outreach in support of our Community Affairs efforts Company Impact – Contributing to business objectives and organizational success For years, the farm has been applying organic fertilizers and incorporating diversity through crop rotations and cover crops. Female: 0; DEI; 0; woman: 0; women: 1 (Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC)); black: 0; people of color: 0; asian: 0 hispanic: 0; latino: 0; gay: 0; lgbtq: 0 Board = 33% women (25% non-descendents); 17% POC (8% non former NBA players) Leadership team: 55% women; 11% POC MM A Headline MadLib Adventure _____________ finally fixed the age-old problem of stale cereal ____________ Says Gen Z Are Lame for Not Worshipping AI ____________ loses bid to toss NAACP lawsuit over Memphis data center air pollution __________ to pay $220 million after selling customer Smart Driver data The FTC accuses __________ of routinely overcharging customers __________'s founder wants to scan you ___________ says Big Tech should get used to being hated — like Big Pharma Backing Up the Boss or Simply Backing Down? When Board Decisions Raise Questions About ____________ ________ Appoints Fabian Garcia as CEO Anthropic's IPO is also a landmark event for _____ General Mills finally fixed the age-old problem of stale cereal Sam Altman Says Gen Z Are Lame for Not Worshipping AI SpaceX loses bid to toss NAACP lawsuit over Memphis data center air pollution GM to pay $220 million after selling customer Smart Driver data The FTC accuses Dollar General of routinely overcharging customers Spotify’s founder wants to scan you Reed Hastings says Big Tech should get used to being hated — like Big Pharma Backing Up the Boss or Simply Backing Down? When Board Decisions Raise Questions About Deference Clorox Appoints Fabian Garcia as CEO Anthropic's IPO is also a landmark event for ants

  2. 5d ago

    Manthropic’s S-1, Theranos’ board, Peltz’s fail is his win

    Story of the Week (DR): Anthropic’s founders’ 80% giving pledge could be worth nearly $80 billion MM Anthropic’s Founders Pledged to Donate Most of Their Stock. Their IPO Tells Another Story. “In addition, our co-founders have each pledged to dedicate 80% of their personal equity in Anthropic to philanthropic causes. These commitments are voluntary, revocable expressions of each co-founder’s philanthropic intent and do not constitute legally binding obligations.” Americans Are Officially More Scared of AI Than a Loved One Getting Cancer Anthropic IPO warns its AI could blackmail people, become sentient, end humanity Anthropic IPO (See Matt quiz) A24’s 2026 meta-documentary You Can See Everything, directed by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim crossed $50M domestically faster than any non-concert documentary since Fahrenheit 9/11 and March of the Penguins. Billy Evans’ ‘Theranos 2.0’ startup has patents, investors, and a missing CTO—but no product Zero Medical Experts on Theranos board: mostly included former U.S. officials and military leaders recruited by George Schultz Theranos was structured with dual-class stock giving Holmes shares with 100 votes each. A separate Board of Counselors was established after reputation damage from press reports and because of the board’s lack of medical and scientific expertise. It had zero fiduciary authority, no power to demand audited financial statements, and no authority to fire the CEO. Holmes leveraged their resumes on corporate letterheads for credibility while locking them out of corporate oversight. Elizabeth Holmes (2003–2018): Theranos founder/CEO/chair As part of her 2018 SEC civil fraud settlement, Holmes was formally barred from serving as an officer or director of any public company for 10 years (2028) Channing Robertson (early years; exact dates unclear): Stanford chemical-engineering professor, Holmes’s mentor and Theranos’s first board member. Avie Tevanian (2006–2007): Apple’s former chief software technology officer and a Theranos director early on; he later said he raised concerns about the company’s progress and finances. Dolby Laboratories (2009-2021) George Shultz (2011–2016; Board Counselor until 2017): Former U.S. secretary of state Charles Schwab; Gilead Sciences (Director Emeritus until 2019); Bechtel (private) Henry Kissinger (2011–2016): Former U.S. secretary of state and national security adviser Hollinger International; ContiGroup William Perry (2011–2016; Board Counselor until 2017): Former U.S. secretary of defense Fabrinet; Cylink Sam Nunn (2011–2016; Board Counselor until 2017): Former U.S. senator and Senate Armed Services Committee chairman The Coca-Cola Company; General Electric; Dell; Chevron; Hess Corporation. Bill Frist (2011–2016; Board Counselor until 2017): Former U.S. senator, Senate majority leader and heart-transplant surgeon Teladoc Health; Select Medical Holdings; AECOM; Accolade Gary Roughead (2011–2016; Board Counselor until 2017): Retired U.S. Navy admiral and former chief of naval operations Northrop Grumman (2012-present) Richard Kovacevich (2011–2016): Former CEO/chair Wells Fargo Wells Fargo; Cisco Systems; Target Riley Bechtel (2011–2016): Former CEO/chair of engineering and construction firm Bechtel Bechtel (private) Jim Mattis (2013–2017): Retired Marine Corps general General Dynamics (rejoined board in 2019) David Boies (2016): Prominent trial lawyer and chair of law firm Boies Schiller Flexner William Foege (2016): Former director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Fabrizio Bonanni (2016): Former EVP of biotechnology company Amgen Stevanato Group (until 2021); XBiotech Daniel Warmenhoven (2016–2017): Former NetApp CEO NetApp; Palo Alto Networks (LD until 2020); Aruba Networks; Alteryx Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani (unclear dates): COO/boyfriend Story of the Week (MM): CEO proximity to Trump is now a national security threat Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang may have been the target of a spy plot through 'Chinese intelligence asset,' report claims — exec from firm under investigation for smuggling banned AI chips to China accused of being a spy, was also feeding information to Beijing U.S. officials are worried that Beijing may be targeting close allies of President Trump Trump reportedly chose not to do anything about the information, as he apparently did not want to affect Nvidia sales or antagonize China given Jensen Huang’s status as a celebrity CEO, it’s not surprising that he is surrounded by all kinds of people from both the U.S. and China Worth remembering Huang was NOT a celebrity CEO from 1993 to 2016 - they didn’t make most of their revenue from AI chips until 2020, he was a celebrity after that.  25 years in nerdy obscurity making video game chips, 6 years as a leather jacket wearing celebrity Board of national security experts = none: Tench Coxe (33 year), Harvey Jones (32 years), Brooke Seawell (28 years) - old skool VC bros John Dabiri (professor) Dawn Hudson (NFL marketing officer) Melissa Lora (Taco Bell) Stephen Neal (corporate law) Aarti Shah (Eli Lily) Suzanne Johnson (Goldman) Mark Stevens (VC) Management team with national security experts = none:  Colette Kress (CFO, ex MSFT, finance) Nick Parker (“Field Ops”, ex MSFT, sales) Debora Shoquist (ops, built hard drives, electrical engineer) Tim Teter (lawyer) Just think - every dinner, every gift they gave, every time they sucked up - now do they need a national security board member to offset the sucking up? After disaster fixes Binance Estimates $6.3 Billion Hacked in Crypto's Biggest Heist No regulations! Six Flags to Add Seatbelts on Roller Coasters After Rider’s Death Seatbelts!  Invented in 1885 for horse taxis! Anthropic IPO warns its AI could blackmail people, become sentient, end humanity Anthropic's SEC filing devotes 90 pages to risk as it prepares for IPO - ABC News Don't Tell Your Doctor': ChatGPT Accused of Coaching Seattle Woman off Epilepsy Medication Before Death Top AI Safety Researcher Says He’s Stopped Saving for Retirement Because He’s So Sure We’re All Going to Die No regulations!  End of humanity! Air pollution from Utah’s planned Stratos data center could spread to states as far away as Illinois: report EPA stripped!  All die of cancer! This is what a board is for - avoided disaster, not growth and TSR and founder mode - they are insurance against stupid Headliniest/Blowhardiest/Quizziest/Assholiest/Goodliest (Flex1 DR): Bloomberg, trading firms to pay Trump for faster Truth Social access, sources say Who? Bloomberg: CEO Vlad Kliatchko and majority owner Michael Bloomberg Susquehanna International Group: Co-Founder/Managing Director: Jeff Yass (MAGA megadonor) Jump Trading: Founders John Harada and Bill DiSomma; COO Matthew Schrecengost What? Subscribers get access approximately 50 milliseconds ahead of the public feed, according to Trump Media officials and reporting on the service.   While 50 milliseconds is roughly one-sixth of the time it takes for a human to blink, in high-frequency trading (HFT), that gap is an eternity Why? Insider training How? From the perspective of the SEC, the arrangement exists in an aggressive legal grey area created by loopholes in securities law. While critics argue it is an obvious scheme to monetize non-public information, the corporate and legal structures behind it were specifically tailored to bypass core SEC enforcement rules. How, part 2? The SEC regulates capital markets primarily through rules against insider trading and selective disclosure. Trump Media’s legal rationale hinges on avoiding the definitions that trigger those rules  Headliniest/Blowhardiest/Quizziest/Assholiest/Goodliest (Flex1 MM): Anthropic S-1 Quiz of the Week: How many share classes are there? The non profit will pick the majority of the board - what skills does Anthropic disclose the trustees of the non profit should have? How many of the trustees are women? The non profit chose the board - how many of the trustee appointed board members are women? How many of the board members total are women? How many pages of risk does Anthropic have? How many times is “humanity” mentioned in the S1? How many times is “existential” mentioned in the S1? How many times between 2021 and today is “existential” mentioned in an Annual Report? Headliniest/Blowhardiest/Quizziest/Assholiest/Goodliest (Flex2 DR): CEO of 101-Year-Old Company That Has Never Laid Off Workers Says Mass Layoffs Are a Choice, Not a Necessity Man or Woman? Torani CEO Melanie Dulbecco Lindt Board Chairman Rules Out Resignation The chair of the Lindt & Sprüngli board of directors, does not intend to step down amid the current difficult situation. “I am convinced that I can make a significant contribution to getting the company back on track.” Acknowledged that Lindt had underestimated how customers would react to the massive price increases. Especially in Germany and Switzerland, the products had become too expensive for many consumers. Market tests had originally suggested that customers were willing to pay significantly higher prices. This turned out to be a misjudgment in some countries. Was elected CEO and Vice-Chair by the Board of Directors in 1993. In 1994, he became Chair of the Board. Man or Woman? Ernst Tanner Microsoft is offering buyouts to around 60,000 employees. Read the Chief People Officer’s memo: “more ways for employees to shape their next chapter” Man or Woman? Be specific. Amy Coleman The 7 Anthropic co-founders How Many Are Women Not Related to the CEO? Senator Demands Answers From Anthropic on ‘Existential’ Risks Man or Woman? Elizabeth Warren Headliniest/Blowhardiest/Quizziest/Assholiest/Goodliest (Flex2 MM): Nelson Peltz-led group offers to buy Wendy’s for $1.4B Nelson Peltz took an activist stake and joined the Wendy’s board in 1993 - stock price was $8.16 Nelson added son Matthew in 2015 to the board - sto

  3. Oct 16

    Boys v. women, geothermal love, asexual fried chicken

    Story of the Week (DR): AI Companies ‘Gaming Out’ Scenarios for ‘Catastrophic AI Event’ That Could Occur in a Matter of Months Retail giant Ahold Delhaize takes systems offline after cyberattack Hackers Break Into Supermarket Fridges and Spoil All the Groceries EU Commissioner on Cyber Attack on French Supermarkets: Food Weaponization Now a 'Reality' Anthropic Warns “AI Worms” Will Infect Your Smart Home Devices and Use Them to Self-Replicate Beyond Control Boys vs. Women MM DR Full-on attacks Trump establishes committee to investigate Fed governor Lisa Cook Ilhan Omar’s Home Raided by DHS Following Trump-GOP Deportation Threats Trump and other Republicans have called for Omar to be stripped of her citizenship and deported for years. Elon Musk—Powerful Critic Of Illegal Immigrants—Worked Illegally In U.S. At Start Of Career, Report Says Bessent mocks Sen Warren, wishes her 'Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day' in response to letter Trump Delivers Brutal Parting Diss to Kimberly Guilfoyle: “No, she wasn’t a member of my family. She, I guess, dated my son a long time ago,” Trump Pardons at Least 85 Officials Tied to Corruption Cases With MAGA Allies Reaping Most of the Mercy: Most recipients were Republicans or vocal Trump supporters, while the clemency reduced prison time, financial penalties or legal consequences for dozens of officials Trump Calls Letitia James a 'Disgusting Dog' After She Takes Over the Cornell Rape Case Cornell president acknowledges he knew about fraternity sexual assault but didn’t follow up Cornell’s Powerful Board Meets as It Fights to Protect Its Reputation: The president argued this week that replacing him would be a mistake. Primary trustees: 38% women/full roster (including 3 named deputies): 39% women Breakdown by profession Business, Finance & Private Enterprise: 39 (64%) Finance, VC, Hedge Funds & Private Equity: 16 (26.2%) Todd C. Builione (KKR), Bobby Jain (Jain Global), Beckie Robertson (Versant Ventures), Howard P. Milstein (NY Private Bank & Trust), Susan C. Schnabel (aXiomatic) Corporate Leadership & Industry Executives : 10 (16.4%) Angela Hwang (ex-Pfizer), Rick Schlesinger (Milwaukee Brewers), Robert W. Selander (ex-Mastercard), Amane A. Nakashima (Kewpie Corp), Timothy M. Barry (Agilon Health) Real Estate & Development: 5 (8.2%) Douglas F. Eisenberg (A&E Real Estate), Paul D. Rubacha (Ashley Capital), Stephen T. Mong (Orien Capital), Enrique J. Vila-Biaggi (Urban-Ona) Consulting & Professional Services: 4 (6.6%) Eric Adam Kutcher (CFO, McKinsey & Co), Jennifer L. Davis (Partner, Bain & Co), Hernán J.F. Saenz III (Global Head, Bain & Co) Technology, Science & Media: 4 (6.6%) Law & Legal Practice: 7 (12%) Stephen C. Robinson (Skadden; former U.S. District Judge), Eric Gonzalez (Brooklyn D.A.), Kevin P.B. Johnson (Quinn Emanuel), Martin F. Scheinman (Scheinman Arbitration) Campus & Academic Community: 6 (10%) Academia & Higher Ed Administration: 3 (4.9%) Campus Constituencies (Students & Staff): 3 (4.9%) Government, Public Policy & Labor: 5 (8%) Government & Public Officials (Ex-Officio): 3 (4.9%) Labor & Organized Workforce: 2 (3.3%) Philanthropy & Civic Leadership: 4 (6.6%) Where’s Bill Ackman?? Employment/Pay Women fall through the cracks at work, especially on boards, report says There’s Even a Pay Gap Between Male and Female AI Agents ‘If you take your foot off the pedal at all, you will start to stall’: Women in C-suite roles have stagnated, and the reasons go beyond the pipeline Fear of being ‘too much’ silences women leaders. Here’s how to ask anyway Palmer Luckey says that executions should be 'public and brutal' Secret documents reveal donors behind $330 million for Trump’s ballroom: The records offer a panoramic view of a fundraising campaign that is extraordinary for its size and opacity. Money source Direct corporate / corporate-entity: $189M (62%) 100% male-associated: i.e., Nvidia (Jensen Huang) & Meta (Zuck) Business-derived personal / family wealth: $102M (33%) 83% men: i.e., Charles Ergen (Dish Network) & Stephen Schwarzman (Blackstone) 2 women are Miriam Adelson (widow of Sheldon/Las Vegas Sands) & Isabela Herrera (member of an eighth generation of international bankers) Investment / financial vehicles: $15M (5%) 100% male-associated: i.e., BlackRock Charitable Fund & Paul Singer Fund Elon Musk becomes biggest donor of US midterms cycle with $366m spent MacKenzie Scott alone accounted for one-third of America’s $19.2 billion in megagifts last year DealBook Summit Lineup Mainstage Interviews: Gender (21% women); Race (75% white / 17% South Asian / 8% Multiracial & Latina) Including J.D. Vance, Sam Altman, Greg Brockman, Shayne Coplan (Polymarket), David Ellison, Palmer Luckey (Anduril Industries), Elon Musk, Satya Nadella, Vlad Tenev (Robinhood) One of the 3 women is beauty brand executive Haley Bieber, who is Justin Bieber’s wife and Alec Baldwin’s niece Groundbreakers: Gender (21% women); Race (83% white / 14% Black / 3% Middle Eastern) Task Forces Task Forces — On Elections: Gender (67% women); Race (50% white / 33% Black / 17% Middle Eastern) Task Forces — On Work and Purpose: Gender (50% women); Race (50% white / 50% Black) Task Forces — On A.I. and A.G.I.: Gender (17% women); Race (67% white / 17% South Asian / 17% Middle Eastern) Task Forces — On Healthcare: Gender (33% women); Race (67% white / 33% South Asian) Moderators: Gender (60% women); Race (80% white / 20% Latina) Story of the Week (MM): Everything for purchase Leaked List Reveals Apple, Nvidia, and Other Corporate Giants' $333M Pledge for Trump's Ballroom Elon Musk's $366M US Midterm Spending Spree Dwarfs His 2024 Donations to Trump Elon Musk Settles Lawsuit Over $1M Voter Giveaway After Lawyers Admit Winners Weren't Chosen Randomly Meta Has Paid Far Right Accounts for Their Posts Ahead of the Midterms Ahead of the midterms, Meta has paid at least 29 anti-LGBTQ accounts for their posts SEC Clears Way for Speedy Actions by Reducing Its Quorum Requirement The GOP billionaire behind the biggest political gift in U.S. history could be sued for allegedly fueling a Chicago rat infestation Barre Seid, the 94-year-old industrialist has his workers “scatter nuts” in Lincoln Park for squirrels - but it attracted pigeons and rats and created massive buildup of food garbage and a rat infestation - he ignored citations, abatements, demands to stop, tickets - and the city will have to pay to kill the rats because a senile billionaire likes squirrels Trust nothing Woke Cleantech US clean energy jobs fell in 2025 for the first time in years Clean Energy Is Poised to Set New Records in the US Bros Marissa Mayer: Anyone who says they know how AI will play out is ‘either lying or arrogant or both’ Meta Glasses Said to Be Recording Even When They’re in Sleep Mode The world reacts to Elon Musk’s flying car Elon Musk says SpaceX will pay back anyone whose Grok AI agent makes a rogue purchase Men More Likely to Bluff About AI Knowledge; 53% Say They Recognize Fictitious Execs, Harvard Study Finds China OpenAI OpenAI's CFO warned businesses that Chinese AI models pose cybersecurity risks OpenAI Sued for Allegedly Building Models Out of Children’s “Fears, Hopes, and Secrets” Assholiest of the Week (MM/DR): DR: Chick-fil-A CEO fails to answer what the chain’s ‘official position’ is on LGBTQ+ rights “The company’s official position on equal rights is?” DR MM CEO Andrew Cathy simply said that the brand is “focused on hospitality” and “serving great-tasting food and great service.” MM: Indonesia gets 'wake-up call' as MSCI prepares to expel it from global indexes MSCI wanted: enhanced disclosure of shareholders with ownership above 1% and High Shareholding Concentration (HSC) reporting Meanwhile, Spotify is on index as of 2024 without enhanced disclosure and a  69% voting rights duo in Ek and Lorentzon dual class dictatorships are the NORM in the US - 25% of companies are Totalitarian a roadmap towards a minimum free float requirement of 15% Meanwhile, MSCI confirms early index inclusion rules ahead of SpaceX IPO: SpaceX float was 5% checking the affiliation of shareholders with ownership of less than 5% Meanwhile, there are hundreds of US companies with shareholder affiliations and ownership of less than 5% - check the boardroom, where board directors are highly interconnected, own less than 5%  I’m not saying Indonesia doesn’t deserve it, but can we stop pretending with the market moralizing and get rid of dual class b******t? Goodliest of the Week (MM/DR): DR: Walmart US workers are getting some new health care benefits in the new year DR More than 250 prescription medications at no cost, including certain insulin products, inhalers and expensive drugs for conditions such as hemophilia and multiple sclerosis.  Coverage for certain GLP-1 medications Up to 12 weeks of paid neonatal intensive care (NICU) leave: can be combined with existing maternity and parental leave, allowing some frontline workers to receive up to 28 weeks of paid leave in total.  MM: Geothermal finds rare political sweet spot amid AI boom Ormat Technologies Democratic board!  Rare! Increasingly connected, low merit, highly similar, deferential… boo 3 of 8 women! Good tenure mix, high earnings batters Fervo Energy (recent IPO) No proxy filed yet, 3 of 7 women Dual class 40x b shares - boo Blowhardiest of the Week (MM/DR): DR: BlackRock's Larry Fink warned a data center moratorium could trigger a recession MM: An AI CEO is calling out the people who bash AI but can't stop using it Ditto - also Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Netflix, Disney, Paramount, Peacock, Tesla, Spotify… shall I go on? Too bad it was Verb CEO Cyrus Beschloss and not someone anyone has heard of - he actually GRADUATED FROM A COLLEGE (degree in History!) and even got a MASTERS DEGREE IN NOT BUSINESS (Journalism!) Headliniest of the Week DR: AI is less regulat

  4. Oct 14

    BLAME: Netflix layoffs, BofA’s $1.2bn fine, Nscale’s new director, pee bottles

    DR Ahold Delhaize takes systems offline after cyberattack — global retail giant says 'cybersecurity incident' hit systems, but stores remain open WHO YOU YOU BLAME? Delhaize board as of 10/12/2026: 1) Bank CEO, 2) Health and Wellness CEO, 3) CFO, 4) Finance director, 5) Academia, 6) Beauty brand CEO, 7) Distribution company CEO, 8) Beauty brand CEO, 9) Retailer CEO Economics and Accounting 67% Administration and Management 56% Public Safety and Security 44% Communications and Media 33% Sales and Marketing 33% 10) CTO! Edmond Mesrobian has served Ahold Delhaize’s Supervisory Board since October 13, 2026. Chief Technology and Information Officer at Nordstrom and previously as Chief Technology Officer at Tesco and Expedia Group, where he was responsible for enterprise technology, digital platforms, and innovation November 2024: Ransomware Attack attributed to the INC Ransom group using double-extortion ransomware. took critical servers offline as a containment measure Disclosures finalized in mid-2025 confirmed that personal records belonging to over 2.2 million individuals were compromised. The stolen data primarily affected current and former associates, employees, and their beneficiaries (including names, addresses, and Social Security numbers) So anyone still on the board from then: everyone except Neela Montgomery, Wiebe Draijer, Per Bank All AI companies for making this shit easier every day Netflix  said on Wednesday it will lay off roughly 6% of its employees, or nearly 1,000 workers The company’s dopey co-CEO structure “Our mission - to entertain the world - is ambitious, and delivering on it requires us to be disciplined about where we prioritize our people and resources,” Netflix co-CEOs Ted Sarandos (15%) and Greg Peters (12%) wrote in the email to employees The new king: chair Jay Hoag (17%) and 27 years tenure! Voted out in 2014 and 2025 (78% no!) Big Data/AI industry contagion: the Netflix board is using industry cycles to  make cuts without facing isolated market backlash. The compensation committee for making this look ludicrous: the co-CEOs aggregate earnings over past 3 years: $320M; the cost to pay 1000 workers annually: $270M. Drop a co-CEO and we’re on to something *Leslie Kilgore (2012, independent since 2015!): former CMO of Netflix! Mathias Döpfner (2018): CEO/Chair Axel SPringer and Warner Music board member Anne Sweeney (2015): Disney executive, former CEO/Chair FX Networks The board’s lack of HR skills: DR “Human Capital Management: Experience and expertise related to human resource issues such as attracting and retaining talent, succession planning, engagement of employees, and the development and evolution of culture, including the alignment of culture and long-term strategy. Reed Hastings Greg Peters Ted Sarandos” SPEED ROUND (and preview to Friday Show): Who do you blame for this headline? A MAN or a WOMAN Trump Calls Letitia James a 'Disgusting Dog' After She Takes Over the Cornell Rape Case Bessent mocks Sen Warren, wishes her 'Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day' in response to letter Elon Musk becomes biggest donor of US midterms cycle with $366m spent Jeff Bezos says people have been ‘incorrectly’ taught that success is a villain: ‘You can be a billionaire if you started a hamburger stand’ There’s Even a Pay Gap Between Male and Female AI Agents Palmer Luckey says that executions should be 'public and brutal' Trump establishes committee to investigate Fed governor Lisa Cook Ilhan Omar’s Home Raided by DHS Following Trump-GOP Deportation Threats Elon Musk—Powerful Critic Of Illegal Immigrants—Worked Illegally In U.S. At Start Of Career, Report Says ‘SNL’ and Shane Gillis get backlash for ‘rape culture’ jokes during a national conversation about sexual assault MacKenzie Scott alone accounted for one-third of America’s $19.2 billion in megagifts last year   MM Nscale Appoints Amy Banse to Board of Directors - WHO DO YOU BLAME FOR AMY BANSE? They just filed an S-1 and want to look good Every new company needs to look “professional” by bringing in some veteran directors, this is strictly for the sake of the filing Amy Banse is just that good:  Hall of Famer High earnings history, low TSR Amy Banse is just the right KIND of professional looking director Deferential director at both Adobe and Lennar (structurally) Right now, the share classes are listed as A, B, C, and non-voting C (as owned by Nvidia) - and while it’s incorporated in the UK, you can assume it’ll be a controlled company Nothing says “controlled company” like a director who defers to management or dictators regularly The already dictator happy board DR Susan Decker - Berkshire (and Costco, Vail Resorts, Chime Financial) Sheryl Sandburg AND Fidji Simo - ex Facebook and ex Facebook, with Fidji on the OpenAI board and Shopify board - two other dictatorships Nick Clegg - ex Facebook Øyvind Eriksen - sits on FOUR totalitarian Norwegian boards (3 of which as Aker, where he was CEO) A VC guy and a biomedical tech guy Australian founder and college dropout Josh Payne Who “taught himself business from books” while digging in an actual coal mine Started a marketing firm, sold it, started a bitcoin mining and crypto firm that becomes data center firm Nscale? Sounds exactly like the kind of guy who needs Sheryl Sandberg to mommy him from the board! Bank of America hit with more than $1.2 billion in penalties over money-laundering violations: Bank of America admits willfully violating Bank Secrecy Act regulations and failing to “timely report” more than $5 billion in “suspicious” transactions, Treasury said.  Incidents between 2019 and 2023, signed cease and desist in 2024, ignored that too. WHO DO WE BLAME FOR VIOLATING SANCTIONS OVER AND OVER AND OVER? Audit committee 2019-2023: Sharon Allen (ch), Michael White, Arnold Donald, Denise Ramos Audit committee 2024: Sharon Allen (ch), Michael White, Arnold Donald, Denise Ramos, Jose Almeida, Thomas Woods Audit committee current: Sharon Allen (ch), Michael White, Arnold Donald, Denise Ramos, Jose Almeida, Thomas Woods CEO Brian Moynihan DR CEO since 2010, made chair in 2016 Longest tenured director Monica Lozano Since 2006 Michael White Second highest influence on the board from 2019 to 2025, on every audit committee in question, nom chair who picked NEW audit committee members in 2024 (Almeida and Woods)  SPEED ROUND: Mark Zuckerberg Almost Gets Sick After Sipping Guinness as Online Critics Joke About His 'First Beer' WHO DO YOU BLAME FOR ZUCK NOT LIKING GUINNESS? Dropping out of school Apparently did not get enough drinking in while in college? Diageo The maker of Guinness Susan Kilsby, lead director at Diageo, has most influence historically!  So it’s a woman’s fault! Production and manufacturing base knowledge on the board not in the top 6 (less than 30% of the board has the knowledge in this case), so maybe he got a bad batch John Collison Irish 36 year old co-founder of Stripe, his brother Pat Collison on the Meta board chosen by Zuck Podcast host who served the beer The Irish DR Just bought an actual castle in Ireland (Strancally Castle) with his wife (using money they probably removed from DEI programs through their charity?) Must not have any idea how much the Irish like Guinness? Jeff Bezos Hits Back at Those Who Demonise Billionaires: 'Success Is Not Villainy' - 'I think we live in an environment where some people have been taught, I think incorrectly, but taught, that this whole kind of oppressor/oppressed framework, and success is villainy,' Bezos said. 'Success is not villainy. You can be a billionaire if you started a hamburger stand.' WHO DO YOU BLAME FOR THINKING SUCCESS IS VILLAINY? Hamburger barons - billionaire hamburger barons made a bad name for all billionaires Pee bottles - “success is not villainy” especially if that success requires your employees to pee in a bottle, get zero breaks, discriminate against pregnant women in order to maximize profits Jeff Bezos - “judge entrepreneurs by what they build and how they solve problems” - isn’t that why people hate you? DR Nice billionaires - your ex wife Mackenzie Scott, Melinda French Gates are giving the other billionaires a bad rap

  5. Oct 9

    SEC ❤️oil, Skydance ❤️ sexual harassment, and “masculine energy” company fails

    Story of the Week (DR): Skydance Adds Bobby Kotick and Laurene Powell Jobs to Board, Taps Tony Blair as Adviser Former Activision CEO Bobby Kotick Was Once Reviled by Gamers. Now He's Joining Skydance's Board of Directors The crisis began in July 2021 when the California Department of Fair Employment and Housing (DFEH) sued Activision Blizzard, alleging a pervasive "frat boy" culture of rampant sexual harassment, discrimination, and retaliation Initially, Kotick and leadership claimed they were unaware of the severity of the issues or blamed them on a few bad actors However, in November 2021, The Wall Street Journal published a bombshell investigation that squarely implicated Kotick. The report detailed several severe allegations: Concealing Misconduct: The report alleged that Kotick had known about multiple allegations of sexual misconduct and assault across the company for years. He reportedly failed to inform the board of directors about the severity of these claims, including alleged rapes and out-of-court settlements.  Protecting Accused Executives: In one specific instance, the HR department recommended firing a co-head of the developer studio Treyarch after an investigation found he had sexually harassed a female employee. Kotick allegedly intervened and overruled HR to keep the executive at the company. Threatening an Assistant's Life: The report surfaced Kotick’s own history of alleged misconduct, including a 2006 incident where he left a voicemail threatening to have his assistant killed. A spokesperson for Kotick later admitted to the voicemail, claiming it was "hyperbolic" and noting that he had apologized and settled the matter out of court. Private Jet Lawsuit: The WSJ also reported on an incident involving a private jet Kotick co-owned, where a flight attendant claimed she was sexually harassed by the pilot. When she complained, Kotick allegedly told her he would ruin her financially. Kotick was never formally fired or removed by the board, instead his exit was orchestrated through a massive corporate buyout. Amid plummeting stock prices and reputational damage, Microsoft swept in to buy Activision Blizzard for nearly $69 billion in January 2022. Kotick officially stepped down in December 2023. Because he left as part of a successful merger rather than being fired for cause, he walked away with an enormous "golden parachute" payout, cashing out hundreds of millions of dollars in stock and severance packages.     Anthropic Has Been Aggressively Lobbying the Vatican to Consider AI Consciousness According to new reporting from the New York Times, the company has for months been wining and dining religious scholars across the world in secret, NDA-secured meetings to convince them that AI models think and feel, too.  Anthropic even reportedly went after the Pope. Christopher Olah, a cofounder and senior researcher at the Claude chatbot maker, aggressively lobbied the Vatican after learning Pope Leo XIV’s official position on AI, per the reporting. Christopher Olah: Canadian; studied mathematics at the University of Toronto for one year before dropping out to "support a friend accused of terrorism;" received a Thiel Fellowship in 2012; previously worked at Google and OpenAI; atheist Sam Altman Warns Against 'Religious Force' in AI After Elon Musk's Grok Calls Jesus 'Son of God' OpenAI's Altman: Ascribing religion to models a "safety issue"' SEC Warns Activist Investors After Climate Push at Exxon Mobil, see Matt (1) MM DR Story of the Week (MM): OIL #1: SEC Warns Activist Investors After Climate Push at Exxon Mobil Report of Investigation Pursuant to Section 21(a) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934: Climate Action 100+ and the Election of Directors at the May 2021 Annual Meeting of ExxonMobil Corporation In the context of ExxonMobil’s 2021 director election, the investigation examined whether members of CA100 used the organization as a means of coordinating their votes to influence the outcome of the contested director election at the 2021 annual meeting The evidence also suggested CA100 and its members pressured BlackRock and State Street to support CA100 ̶flagged matters submitted to a shareholder vote, including the May 2021 election of dissident directors to ExxonMobil’s board. On the other hand, Vanguard never became a member of CA100, and the investigation did not develop evidence that BlackRock or State Street agreed to vote proxies in certain manners or shared their proxy voting intentions with investors or others associated with CA100. Report goes on to say that Ceres pressure Blackrock and State Street (and conveniently ignores Vanguard, who also voted for Engine No 1 directors but DIDN’T join CA100) - but Blackrock only joins after GPIF pulls 25bn in assets (GPIF, not a Ceres member, a Japanese pension fund) Most of this report is an indictment of Mindy Lubber (retiring CEO of Ceres) and non profit culture, where they routinely overstate how important they are to change and their ability to actually create pressure - I worked there, they do shit all - they make noise and claim credit.  My job was to “generate new investments in cleantech” - a non profit telling a multi trillion dollar asset manager how to allocate capital, pressure companies, or do due diligence, is f*****g laughable. And the report says as much: the minutes also detail discussion between BlackRock and Ceres regarding the ExxonMobil board refresh campaign: “Talked about scoping good board candidates for Exxon campaign – [BlackRock] said there was ‘no chance that they would ever help us with that’.” The focus on convening non profits and the rescission of 14a-8 have one thing in common: protecting oil companies.  According to MSCI data, from 2000 to 2026 there have been 15,425 shareholder proposals.  That’s about 600 a year, targeting on average around 250 companies per year.  Those are the LARGEST 250 companies on average - this is very much an S&P 500 issue.  Scratch that - this is very much an OIL COMPANY issue.  The top two US companies by shareholder proposals in the last 26 years are Exxon (222) and Chevron (160).   Exxon has been so pissed, they diluted the board by increasing size and appointing their own directors, sued Arjuna Capital for a shareholder proposal (which Arjuna was legally allowed to file), and hired ATKINS HIMSELF as an advisor Exxon was an Atkins’ CLIENT at Patomak and he owned at least $50k of the stock in his brokerage account according to his financial filings OIL #2:  To Block Solar Energy Projects, One Community Lumped Them in With Junkyards and Adult Bookstores there were 888 state and local laws restricting renewable energy across 48 states, according to Columbia Law School’s Sabin Center for Climate Change Law. The center’s database shows restrictions in more than 30 of Indiana’s 92 counties Montgomery County is not one of them. Its limits are indirect, stemming from a comprehensive planning process in 2024 that includes wind and solar as undesirable land uses, based on focus groups with residents. The county’s list of undesirable uses also has junkyards, landfills and adult-oriented businesses, among others Meanwhile, there are now 159 data centers in Indiana OIL #3: Oil Companies Are Begging the Supreme Court to Let Them Off the Hook For Climate Change Assholiest of the Week (MM/DR): DR: Kentucky bourbon CEO fired after lawsuit alleges hidden cameras recording family members, minors nude: report "The Board and leadership of TKC Distilling, the parent company of The Kentucky Castle and True Story Whiskey, have terminated the employment of CEO Wes Henderson, effective immediately, in light of allegations outlined in a recently filed lawsuit," Charity Bird, an attorney for TKC Distilling, said in a statement. the son of master distiller Lincoln Henderson Kyle Henderson, one of Wes Henderson's sons, will take over as CEO of both The Kentucky Castle and True Story Whiskey while the board conducts a full and independent investigation One of six sons: the entire leadership team MM: Men (again) ‘Masculine energy’ is costing companies billions Mark Zuckerberg told podcaster Joe Rogan that the corporate world needed more “masculine energy” and a culture that “celebrates the aggression a bit more.” Association of Certified Fraud Examiners’ 2024 global study of occupational fraud, men committed 75% of cases and caused higher losses: a median of $158,000 per case, versus $100,000 for women. In 2018, a Harvard Kennedy School study described work as a “masculinity contest” governed by four implicit norms: show no weakness, display strength and stamina, put work first, and treat colleagues as rivals. These researchers then created a survey to measure how strongly a workplace follows these norms. When scores were high, they found more toxic leadership, less psychological safety, more bullying and harassment, and more burnout and intention to quit.[...] The damage shows up in harassment settlements, legal fees, and workers’ compensation claims Harvard Business School researchers analyzed data on some 50,000 workers and found that avoiding a toxic hire is worth $12,489 to a company, more than twice the amount that a top-1% performer brings in. On the flip side: In 2025, private education and healthcare, where women hold 77% of jobs, added around 800,000 positions while all other sectors combined lost about 500,000, according to this analysis of BLS data Goodliest of the Week (MM/DR): DR: Diesel prices are rising worldwide. So are electric truck sales Electric trucks cost too much. California has a law for that: SB 1213 will force truck manufacturers to disclose data to curb price gouging — and open new state financing options to help fleets switch to cleaner vehicles Honda plans highway test of tech that charges moving trucks MM: PepsiCo's fizz fades as GLP-1 drugs and activist investor Elliott's targets test its snack

  6. Oct 6

    GOOD GAME: AI kill switch, underwater solar, Trump accounts

    AI California bans employers from using AI alone to fire workers Newsom advances AI 'kill switch' mandate under new California executive order Zohran Mamdani Bans AI for NYC Public School Students Up to Eighth Grade Walmart bans AI slop signs in stores OpenAI adds AI safety official to its board former company employee Paul Christiano served as a senior tech advisor to the federal government's Center for AI Standards and Innovation founder of the Alignment Research Center, a nonprofit that aims to ensure AI remains in support of human interests NERDY ESG STUFF Oracle to Launch Public Dashboard with Emissions, Water Use Data for New Hyperscale Data Center General Mills is naming its COO as CEO, its first woman to hold the role Dana McNabb, who has spent 27 years at the company, as General Mills works to return to profitable growth Jeff Harmening, who has served as CEO since 2017, will transition to executive chair Scientists Unveil Underwater Solar Panels Honda plans highway test of tech that charges moving trucks Obama Says Governments Would Be 'Better' if Women Ran Them: 'I'm confident about that' More than half of directors want at least one fellow board member removed Climate Pledge Tops 700 Companies Committing to Net Zero by 2040 Japan's large-ship hydrogen engine cuts CO2 emissions 95% SEC’s plan to scrap shareholder proposal rule sparks criticism The latest gender battle: Nobody asks why having more men is better SPEED ROUND Trump Accounts have auto-enrolled more than 60 million children Walmart is rolling out light-up shelf labels to help shoppers find items in stores Peter Thiel says he worries it will be hard for JD Vance or Marco Rubio to win in 2028 Waymo Calls Cops on Passengers With Assault Rifle Mamdani Targets ‘Greedy Algorithm’ of Corporations in a New Brand of Politics Fall movie preview: ‘The Social Reckoning’ and others take aim at Big Tech moguls Kraft Heinz is launching a mac and cheese-flavored cream soda

  7. Oct 2

    Morally binding agreements, CEO pay manufacture, and Vanguard’s ESG policy

    Story of the Week (DR): Top AI executives sign commitment to ‘self-police’ after meeting at White House MM DR Count the women: Trump says he and tech leaders signed AI agreement that is 'morally binding House Speaker Johnson says he hopes AI guardrails are 'voluntary' amid Congress inaction Donald Trump orders federal agencies to rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ OpenAI just launched its answer to Meta: 'always-on' AI agents called Dots We told you so, part 2: Non-deferential boards matter: Peter Thiel Says Trump Administration Overcorrected With Loyalty Tests to Staff 'Not Very Smart' People Recently former CEOs who are now Executive Chairs are still CEO: Ex-Disney CEO Bob Chapek says he raised concerns with the board 'weekly' during Iger power battle ”I started hearing about lunches that he had and dinners that he had where he was absolutely trashing me.” He noted that when he brought concerns to the Disney board about Iger, he was told, ‘He’ll be gone in two years. It’s OK. That’s Bob being Bob.’” “CEO” hires: General Mills is naming its COO as CEO, its first woman to hold the role General Mills named COO Dana McNabb, making her the first woman to lead the Minneapolis company in its 160-year history. McNabb joined General Mills in 1999 She will succeed Jeff Harmening, who has served as CEO since June 2017, effective Jan. 1, 2027. Harmening will transition to executive chair of the board of directors on that same date. Glass Cliff? "Returning the company to profitable growth is the priority” David Ellison names Ynon Kreiz co-CEO of Paramount and Warner Bros. Discovery Paramount poaches Mattel CEO to be co-CEO of new company merged with Warner Bros. Discovery Paramount’s new co-CEO once hired a barista he met at a café with no résumé. His advice to Gen Z: ‘Look up and make eye contact’ 8 in 10 Gen Z and millennials have two jobs to make ends meet, Goldman Sachs finds, as the affordability crisis ‘crowds out’ any retirement hopes Ynon Kreiz’s Paramount Co-CEO Pay Package Tops $46.5 Million New Name of Paramount-Warner Bros. Unveiled: Skydance Story of the Week (MM): Trump says he and tech leaders signed AI agreement that is 'morally binding’ Manufactured CEO pay America’s Top Executives Rake In $1.7 Billion in Special Payouts Antoinette Giblin of Diligent had this to say: “One of the biggest drivers this year is intensifying competition for executive talent. Boards are navigating this while also asking CEOs to manage a broader range of risks, including supply chain disruptions, tariffs and the challenges and opportunities created by AI. Rising CEO turnover has added to the urgency,” Giblin said. “Strong market performance has also played an important role. Total shareholder returns reached notable highs for both the S&P 500 and the Russell 3000 in recent years, which has influenced executive compensation outcomes.” Are we all just part of the gaslight now?  TALENT COMPETITION and MARKET CHALLENGES?  Here’s some food for a*****e thought: Fortune 100 CEOs preferred Republican-affiliated campaigns, with 85% of the total dollars donated during the two cycles going to Republican-affiliated candidates, PACs, and party committees. Only 7% of contributions went to Democratic-affiliated entities, while 8% were given to committees that backed candidates from both parties. The party they support put in place tariffs, supply chain disruptions, back AI - manufacturing “challenges”, which would OTHERWISE be called their JOBS The same party they support targets and undermines hiring broader talent, in which we know “meritocracy” is code for “white guys” and “anti-DEI” is code for “no more diverse CEOs” - manufacturing “competition” for executive talent by narrowing the talent pool Those factors are then used to justify PAYING CEOs with “special retention” awards Investors shrug and support the pay committee even when they DO NOT support pay Average director support: 96%.  Average pay committee member support: 95.4%.  Average pay chair support: 94.5%.   So the capture works like this: CEO donates to one political party, political party manufactures scarcity and challenges, CEO paid extra by pay committee, investors vote for pay committees, repeat. IBM Elects Frank Baker to its Board of Directors First, there was no election - investors elect.  If a board selects a new director, they can “appoint” but not elect - the election is usually in April, so the next election is April 2027 The board was decreased to 13 when Fred Waddell left at the last meeting, and was increased to make room for Baker It was important to add Frank because they didn’t have any Econ bros on the board, and Baker’s background is private equity and venture capital - except that everyone on the board mirrors his experience: Notice what the board DOESN’T have - someone with a basic degree or background in computers, engineering, or computer science! Why is this the story of the week? No one pays attention to this but they should IBM is one of the most interconnected and Baker, though seemingly an amazing human being, is no different: he sits on the board of the Robert & Ethel Kennedy Human Rights Center (chair) with Dermot McDonogh of BNY Mellon - Alfred Zollar on the IBM board ALSO sits on the board of BNY Mellon.  That’s the quick eyeball find - Baker is also on the board of the Sponsors for Educational Opportunity (with Henry Kravis and other connected directors) as well as a trustee at University of Chicago (with a whole lot of other directors) Does adding Baker actually do anything for the skills mix at IBM, or does it do something to a board washing itself with friends? Assholiest of the Week (MM/DR): DR: Nvidia CEO says AI must cause 'pain and suffering' before it can help the climate MM: E.E.O.C. Sues Harvard for Data on Diversity in Hiring Practices MM DR Her April 2025 charge against Harvard cited archived materials from the university’s website — which had since been removed, she wrote — showing that the share of white men among tenured faculty had declined to 56 percent in 2023 from 64 percent in 2013. During that same time, the charts she cited showed, “total women, nonbinary and faculty of color” increased to 44 percent from 36 percent. So the lawsuit is looking for data about how that decline - from nearly two thirds to just over half - could have happened BUT… The graph shows that white men, in 2023, still outnumbered white women, men of color and women of color when counted separately. “There is reason to believe that these trends and the underlying pattern or practice of discrimination based on race and sex have continued in 2024 and are ongoing,” Ms. Lucas wrote. Goodliest of the Week (MM/DR): DR: Vanguard Finds Younger Investors Choose ESG Voting Policy at Twice the Rate of Older Investors DR Policy options available through the program include: the “Company Board-Aligned Policy,” voting in accordance with the recommendations made by the portfolio company’s board of directors “Glass Lewis ESG Policy,” voting in accordance with the recommendations of Glass Lewis’s thematic ESG Voting Policy,  which follows the view that investment returns can be enhanced through a focus on disclosing and mitigating risks related to ESG issues “Fund Proxy Policy,” voted in accordance with the proxy voting policy that has been adopted by the Fund’s Trustees “Mirror Voting Policy,” which casts votes  in approximately the same proportions as votes cast by other shareholders of the security “Egan-Jones Wealth-Focused Policy,” added in 2025, which rejects ESG proposals “unless they directly contribute to revenue generation at the company receiving the proposal.” Vanguard’s new report revealed that the Glass Lewis ESG policy was by far the most popular in 2026 with younger investors, with 38.8% of investors under the age of 30 selecting the policy, and 36.3% of those between the ages of 31 – 45, followed in both groups by the Fund Proxy policy at 29.3% and 29.7%, respectively. Younger investors also selected the ESG policy at around twice the rate of older investors, with 19.4% of the age 46 – 61 group and 16.2% of the 62 – 80 group choosing the policy. MM: Horde of Obsolete Humanoid Robots Made to Hurl Themselves Into Vat of Liquid Steel for Total Obliteration Can we add AI overlords and all robots?  I’d love to get rid of my roomba…  Blowhardiest of the Week (MM/DR): DR: Uber CEO Says He Emails Staff on Saturday — Then Sends a '?' on Sunday If They Don't Reply MM: GM’s Mary Barra says ‘I’m done making predictions’—but sees fully autonomous driving in 2028 DR MM: Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen questions whether AI companies can police themselves Headliniest of the Week DR: Elon Musk says 'Instagram is for girls', sparks reactions online Elon Musk's Body Sparks Shock After Claims He Took So Much Testosterone It Caused Estrogen Deficiency MM: Tesla sales smash Wall Street's expectations; Tesla Sales Slump in Third Quarter Literally opposite implications - the nuance is “Wall Street expectations” vs. real world sales decline quarter over quarter, but the result are a deluge of headlines about Tesla killing it and getting killed and no one knows what is a fact Who Won the Week? DR: CII’s Fall 2026 Conference for having us wandering around and for the segment we will air on next week’s Proxy Countdown MM: Quorum of one! Predictions DR: Jeff Harmening boomerangs back as General Mills CEO after Dana McNabb fails to return the company to profitable growth, a problem Jeff created in the first place  MM: Mary Barra is not done making predictions

  8. Sep 28

    Jensen Huang wants you to hate him like other tech bros

    DR1 In our 'Innovations like Reese's DOUBLE Chocolate Cups, Hershey's Choco Balls, and Hershey's Choco Tubes' headline of the week. Hershey CEO: America’s 250 years of innovation and why we expanded our innovation pipeline 50% in one year***************  In our 'If I'm wrong, your corpse has full permission to sue my corpse' headline of the week. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Guarantees '0% Chance' AI Will End the World Amid Warnings About Humanity's Extinction***************  In our 'Ok, you got a pen? Yeah, I'll wait... Yeah, I'm still here. Ok, what you're going to want to do is call Dave and tell him that Jim needs to tell Susan to get the 3rd blue key on the 2nd keychain in that 4th drawer down and then give that key to Gus. Now here's where it gets tricky so make sure you write this down... Hello, are you still there? Hello? Hello!? That's weird, I think he hung up. All I could hear was some steak sizzling and really loud screaming and then nothing. So rude!' headline of the week. Tesla Instructs Firefighters to Call Two Separate Support Hotlines in the Event of a Robotaxi Accident*************** According to new guidance posted by the Elon Musk owned automaker, a firefighter who has to deal with a Cybercab in an emergency or that had an accident might need to call not one, but two different Tesla support support hotlines and wait for an employee to assist them with their request — an awfully clunky procedure in a profession where time is of the essence In our 'Just not the college you want to go to, or actual, you know, um, colleges' headline of the week. ‘We believe in college’: inside Andreessen Horowitz’s $42m unaccredited academy that will charge Harvard prices without degrees***************  Marc Andreessen (University of Illinois); Erik Torenberg (University of Michigan); Gagan Biyani (University of California, Berkeley); Zelda Poem (I'm joining The Academy as a founding team member. I dropped out of high school 10 years ago to reinvent education. "These days, I’m especially interested in how tech philanthropy will fund ambitious, optimistic art and culture.") In our 'Just please avoid some of these phrases: flesh-harvest, corpse-data, soul-liquidation, water-famine, dissent-purge, forced-oblivion, artist-mining, childhood-scraping, datacenter-feudalism, or  human extinction. Especially that last one, human extinction doesn’t poll very well. Thanks!' headline of the week. OpenAI is enlisting an influencer army to make it look 'good for the world'***************  MM1 In our 'Desert state surprised to learn they get a lot of sun' headline of the week. Nevada Is Making Surprising Gains in Solar Energy In our 'Because everyone wants to be a CEO now' headline of the week. IRS steps up fraud fight with new app, CEO promises '100% secure' platform In our 'To be clear, it was a GIRLS school we bombed.  So.  Don't be so judgy.' headline of the week. Palantir’s Co-Founder Thinks We Should Be Less Judgmental About That Deadly Iran School Strike "Obviously, it's terrible what happened to those children.  It could be the case that somebody made 99 really good choices and then one bad choice." In our 'By "self-inflicted", I of course mean "college dropout manchildren inflicted"' headline of the week. Peter Thiel says America's anti-AI backlash is a self-inflicted wound In our 'By "we", I of course mean "you"' headline of the week. Mark Zuckerberg Says AI Will Not Kill Us 'If We Do a Good Job and Act Responsibly' in Interview DR2 In our 'A 2004 report called "Information Security Governance: A Call to Action" was authored and released by the Corporate Governance Task Force of the National Cyber Security Partnership (NCSP)—a public-private coalition formed by the Business Roundtable, Business Software Alliance (BSA), TechNet, Information Technology Association of America (ITAA), and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. The report urged corporate boards to treat information- and cyber-security as a primary governance duty rather than delegating it to IT departments' headline of the week. AI and cybersecurity: The new priorities for board governance in 2026***************  In our 'Hey Ma, the directors themselves are giving investors full permission to vote out low-performers so why won't they listen? Ask Dad too, maybe he knows ' headline of the week. More than half of directors want at least one fellow board member removed*************** In our 'He also said: "I'm not wearing pervert glasses, you are!" and "I know you are but am I?!"' headline of the week. Mark Zuckerberg says Meta was working on camera-free Ray-Bans before 'pervert glasses' backlash*************** In our 'A genius man perfectly sums up the reason why less than 8% of Russell 3000 women are female CEOs when asked about the importance of female leadership: "It's ridiculous. I love women. I think they're great. But what a ridiculous statement that is."' headline of the week. Donald Trump Publicly Says Barack Obama's Statement About Women Running Governments Is 'Ridiculous'*************** In our 'Can't you just read more books? No, we're too worried, we don't have time' headline of the week. CEOs are reading fewer books because of AI—and it’s starting to worry them*************** MM2 - JENSEN HUANG NVIDIA EDITION In our 'Have you tried the off button?' headline of the week. Jensen Huang warned that AI labs unable to contain their models should shut down In our 'Unless, of course, you are dead before you can sue THEM to death' headline of the week. Nvidia CEO Says AI Companies Will Be Sued to Death If Their Frontier Models Keep Doing Horrible Things In our 'I promise to kill everybody AFTER 2030' headline of the week. Nvidia CEO Promises Not to Kill Everybody Before 2030 Nvidia Adds $150 Billion to Massive Stock Buyback, the Largest Ever - plan ends by 2028, so you CAN’T die until AT LEAST then In our 'I'm also willing to sacrifice your car, your collection of beanie babies, and at least two of your aunts and uncles' headline of the week. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Says That Sacrificing Our Children’s Minds to AI Is a Price He’s Willing to Pay In our 'Nothing would give me more joy than if you were poor' headline of the week. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says ‘nothing would give me more joy’ than to pay more taxes: ‘I'm just afraid of being poor’ NVDA stock went from 0.21 per share to 5.00 per share between in 1999 IPO and 2020 - 20 full years.  In that time, Huang made on average $1m per year through 2015, then $15m per year to 2020.  So, very poor. Then 2020 to now is about $1.8 BILLION.  BILLION.

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