Petty Crimes

4.8 (993)
Comedy
Updated Weekly

Petty Crimes investigates real-life interpersonal drama to uncover who is guilty of a petty crime. Hosted by SNL writer Ceara Jane O'Sullivan and retired model Griff Stark-Ennis. Part true-crime, mostly comedy, completely petty.

6d ago

Catty Game Night

Is this a "let's hang out" game night, or a "don't you say a single word about your sick cat" game night? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com Buy our Merch! Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === AquaTru Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today! Cure Head to curehydration.com and use code PETTY for 20% off your order. Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns. Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way. Schedule35 Go to Schedule35.co and use code pettycrimes for 15% off your first order. Skims Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 29

Due Date Drama

I know it's your last day before maternity leave, but can I have your job real quick before you go? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com Buy our Merch! Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === AquaTru Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today! DeleteMe Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout. Forkful Head to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today! Progressive Find a rate that works for you with the Name Your Price® tool. Visit Progressive.com. Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns. Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way. Skims Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com. CashApp Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 22

Wet House Fantasy

New rules for housesitting: 1) Sleep in the master bed, 2) Run the hose 24/7, 3) Let the bears in. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com Shop our Merch! Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === AquaTru Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today! DeleteMe Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout. Forkful Head to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today! Progressive Find a rate that works for you with the Name Your Price® tool. Visit Progressive.com. Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns. Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way. Skims Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com. CashApp Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 15

Squatter's Rights

When a stranger starts messing up the office bathrooms, one woman decides to take a stand. Or a sit. Somewhere between a stand and a sit. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com Buy our Merch! Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === AquaTru Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today! DeleteMe Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout. Forkful Head to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today! Progressive Find a rate that works for you with the Name Your Price® tool. Visit Progressive.com. Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns. Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way. Skims Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com. CashApp Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 8

Double Date Disaster

We loved hanging out with you and your husband. And we'd love to see you again. "You" singular, that is ... Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com Buy our Merch! Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === AquaTru Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today! DeleteMe Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout. Forkful Head to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today! Progressive Find a rate that works for you with the Name Your Price® tool. Visit Progressive.com. Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns. Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way. Skims Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com. CashApp Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 1

Horny in Helsinki

We all have that one friend who will do anything to get jiggy with your family's handyman. But who will get to the "Finnish Line" first?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com Buy our Merch! Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === AquaTru Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today! DeleteMe Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout. Forkful Head to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today! Progressive Find a rate that works for you with the Name Your Price® tool. Visit Progressive.com. Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns. Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way. Skims Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com. CashApp Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 25

The GoPro Grinch

It's our 200th episode, so this week's crime is about ... TREES! Trees so good you'd face a maniac armed with a GoPro and a hammer. Or is that just ... pett-tree? Happy 200, y'all! LOS ANGELES - LIVE SHOW (SEPT 3) - TICKETS HERE Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com Buy our Merch! Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === AquaTru Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today! DeleteMe Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout. Forkful Head to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today! Mood 20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY at checkout. Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod Skims Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns. Cashapp Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPod ● Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 18

College Cheat

A student resorts to something disgraceful when faced with ... a hard class? LOS ANGELES - LIVE SHOW (SEPT 3) - TICKETS HERE Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com Buy our Merch! Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === AquaTru Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today! DeleteMe Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout. Forkful Head to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today! Mood 20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY at checkout. Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod Skims Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns. Cashapp Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPod ● Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Trailer

Welcome to Petty Court!

Petty Crimes investigates real-life interpersonal drama to uncover who is guilty of a petty crime. Hosted by SNL writer Ceara Jane O'Sullivan and retired model Griff Stark-Ennis. Part true-crime, mostly comedy, completely petty. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ceara Jane O’Sullivan

Host
Griff Stark-Ennis

Host
Carl Tart

Guest

4.8

out of 5

993 Ratings

I am BEGGING Ceara to stop doing annoying accents/voices!

Sep 29

Beezlebaz

Obnoxious theater kid energy.
Love this show!

Sep 22

Austinnorton

I really love this show, it has gotten me through so many monotonous work projects, solo trips, long metro rides, etc. I hesitate to give this feedback because it might be a petty crime itself but just honestly, I think Riley makes a better occasional character than host. Love you all!
Perfect Pitch

Sep 17

Lyndsy poodle

Love this take on Dear Abby, but make it a petty crime. Basically an etiquette review for the morally complicated among us.
Criminal or minimal

Sep 10

kitkat#1fan

LOVE this show, funny host and great stories. I’d love if there was a little tune before the ad reads to differentiate from the story to make them less disruptive :)